What Is Height Of Laziness?

A Husband Lying On His Wife & Waiting For An Earthquake!!

I’m At Least 6 Inches Long. I Leave Foamy Lubrication When Engaged In My Job. What Am I?

A Toothbrush, Of Course

Why Do The Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?

Kyunki Jab Bhi Unhe Koi Milta Hai Vo Bolti Hai: “Aa.. Daab, Aa.. Daab“

Ek Bar Baap Beta Medical Store Mein Gaye.

Baap Ne Ek Condoms Ka Pack Liya

Ladka: “Ye Kya Hai Daddy?”

Baap: “Ye Chuhe (Mouse) Marne Ki Dawayi Hai”

Ladka: “Oh Benchod, Cho.Ot Mein Bhi Chuhe“

When I Go In I Might Cause Pain. I Cause You To Spit And Ask You Not To Swallow. I Can Fill Your Hole. What Am I?

A Dentist

Hari Jhandi Or Ek Randi Ko Dekhte Hi Bhaag Pado!

Dhoti Ne Kaha Payjame Se,
Hum Tum Bane Hai Ek Dhage Se,
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ke
Tu Khulta Hai Aage Se Mein Khulti Hun Piche Se

One Day A Boyfriend And Girlfriend Is On The Bed.

She Took Off His Pant Gently And Whispered In His Ear: “Make Me Feel Like A Woman….”

Boyfriend Smiled And Threw His Pant At Her And Said: “Go Wash It “

Height Of Patience:
A Naked Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place.

Height Of Success:
The Banana Falls At The Right Place.

Height Of Tremendous Success:
An Earthquake Happens And Bananas Falls At The Right Place, One By One.

Height Of Tragedy:
The Entire Banana Tree Falls At The Right Place.

Santa 5th Class Mein Padta Thha Ek Din Usne Apni Teacher Se Puchha

“Mam, Kya Chote Bachho Ke Bi Bachhe Hote Hai?”

Teacher: “Nahi, Kabhi Nahi”

Santa Sath Mein Bethi Ladki Ko Bola: “Dekha Aur Tu Aisi Hi Darr Rahi Thhi“