Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya, Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha. Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho [...]

A Divorce Case Come In Court. Wife: “I Need Divorce Because My Husband Is Not Active in Sex” Judge: “Mam, But Your Husband Is A Kabbadi Champion” Wife: “Thats The Problem, He Touches Me And Runs Away“

A English Teacher Asked Nisha In Class. Teacher: “Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence” Nisha: “When I Suck My Boyfriends Dick, My Jaws Get Really Tired So I Use My Hand Some Times“

Ek Bar Do Dost Imran Aur Anuj Jungle Mein Ghumne Jaate Hai. To Waha Unko Ek Aam Ka Ped Dikhta Hai, Jis Par Bahut Hi Rasile Aam Lage Hote Hai. Imran Anuj Ko Bolta Hai Tu Niche Rakhwali Kar Aur Main Uper Ped Pe Jaakar Aam Todta Hun. Jaisi Hi Imran Pet Pe Chadta Hai [...]

Ek Baar Mina Ki Saheli Us se Sex Ke Baare Mein Kuch Jankaari Le Rahi Thi To Uski Saheli Puchti Hai Saheli: “Kya Tum Sex Karte Waqt Apne Pati Se Baat Karti Ho?” Mina: “Agar Unka Phone Aa Jaye To Kar Hi Leti Hoon, Aakhir Pati Hai Wo Mere“

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai. Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li, Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya. [...]

An Indian, A Japanese, And A Pakistani Were Sitting Naked In The Sauna. Suddenly There Is A Beeping Sound. The Indian Presses His Forearm And The Beeping Stops. The Others Look At Him Questioningly. “That’s My Pager,” He Says. “I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.” A Few Minutes Later A Phone [...]

Ek Pathan Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha. Broker: “1000 Rs. Ladki Ke,  300 Rs. Mere, Aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke” Pathan: “Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya, Jao Pehle Police Wale Ko Le Aao“

Tina Naam Ki Ladki Apni Familly Ke Saath Rahne Pappu Ko Pados Mein Aayi Ek Din Tina Apni Maa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Jor-Jor Se Rone Lagi. Maa Ne Puchha: “Kya Hua Hai Beti Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?” Tina Rote Hue: “Mummy, Pappu Ne Meri Choot Faad Di” Maa Gusse Se: “Kyun?” Tina: “Mene Us [...]

Santa Was Rejected At A MBA Job Interview, Because When He Was Asked To Give An Example Of Good Team Work. . . . . . He Replied: “Gang- Rape“