Paida Hote Hue Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair?

Views: 6,978 - Posted on 26 Oct 2010

Santa Aur Banta Bethe Baat Kar Rahe Thhe

Santa: “Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair

Banta: “Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune?

Santa: “Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha

Banta: “Kyu?

Santa: “Purane Log Kahte Hai Kisi Ki Phati Mein Tang Nahi Adani Chahiye

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100 Responses to "Paida Hote Hue Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair?"

  1. kapil dev says:

    Dhiraj yaar admin k liye to hoga hi

  2. kapil dev says:

    PIYUSH yaar manna padega,badi door ki sochta hai yaar tu,yaha par koi ladka kisi ladki ko nhi janta,or sab yaha par masti marne ke liye hain,is liye yaar thode bahut gande comment chalne do yaar

  3. Aahanaa says:

    M stil virgin n single. Bhuli bhatki is site pe aa gai. Yak! Yar tum log itni gandi bate krte ho? Very bad :p

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    Ye usi k liye hoga kappi(kapil dev) jo mujhe dene aaega…aur yanhan to sab lene wale hi dikhtein hai..bade kanjoos aamchoos hotein hai.

  5. raj says:

    ahana boys aise hi hote hain bt fir bhi girls hame pasand karti hain kyon guys.

  6. raj says:

    kya koi meri friend banegi only girls.

  7. raj says:

    ahana can we b friends.after friendship with me i hope you will not still virgin n single.

  8. Romeo says:

    Aahana most welcome ur. Aahana ye gandi site nahi hai. Ye sexy site hai. Yahaa users sexy joke & sexy commnt ko enjoy karte hai. Ha kuch log hai jo ish site par vagular commnt dete hai. Aahana ye tumhare upar depend karta hai ki tumhe tumhari image kesi banani hai.

  9. Romeo says:

    Aahana aap single hai toh mujse frndship karlo double ho jayenge aur tum virgin b nahi rahogi.

  10. DHIRAJ says:

    Yanha koi ladki hai jo raj ki frez ban sake..ahaana u r virgin plz raj ki dost ban jao…he dont want to have a single boy round him..plz virgin girl ahaana.

  11. Nick says:

    Hey divya u must cntnct me if u wnt 2 loose it..

  12. Aahanaa says:

    Ok raj fyn we r frnds. Bt sorry i wudnt involve in these non veg tok. . . .

  13. Aahanaa says:

    Rashid nd divya u have sum misundrstanding. Guyz y r u so rude. Nd m nt pretending anything. Nd d main thing is m learning hindi so if u want to hlp me dn hlp me in dis. . . . . .

  14. Promit says:

    Hi, Koi jo mujhse dosti kare?

  15. Promit says:

    Main yaar abhi akela hoon, meri biwi bhag gai.

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    @Promit, teri biwi ki kismat mein bhagna hi likha hai…aaj woh tujhe chod k bhagi kal dusre ko parso teesre ko…woh olympic k marathon k liye taiyari kar rahi he..ha ha ha!

  17. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Hi everybody kya site banai hai. Ladkiya bhi pura maza le rahi hai yar ab aaega maza. Mai bhi to dekhu ye kitne pani me hai. Waise i belongs to bihar and work as a p.o in canara bank. I love this site. T c

  18. Asif says:

    ladkiya to mazaa lengi hi saali chudwaane ko jo firtyi rahti hai.

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