Paisa Bolta Hai

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Paisa Hi Sab Kuch Hai, Ye Joke Aiasa Hi Hai Jo Sabit Karta Hai Ki Aadmi Ki Koi Aukat Nahi Paisi Ke Aage.
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Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai

Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye

Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?

Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.

Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?

Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.

Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon

Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

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