Paisa Bolta Hai

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai

Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye

Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?

Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.

Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?

Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.

Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon

Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

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  45 Comments

    1. Jay says:

      @Sahil bro. Nakab laga lene se kisi ki pahchan jayada dino tak chupi nahi rah sakti hai. Deleted bro. humare beech me hi hai aur wo koun hai hume ye v pata hai. Wo apne ko Lakh chupaye lekin humare Dil ki Aankho se chupa nahi rah sakata. Wo hamare samne nahi Aana chahta hai to mat Aaye uski marji hai, Lekin us se mai ek baat kahunga ki wo name changed karke jo cmnt kar rahe hai us se wo humare dil se apni jagah khotey ja rahe hai Q k hume aur Aapko v pata hai kee wo kish name se cmnts kar rahe hai. Mai baat ko open v kah sakta thha, Lekin nahi kaha Q k Del bro. Ke liye mere dil me dher sara pyar aur samman hai aur mai unki ruswayi nahi chahta hun.
      Del bro. se meri request hai Aap Apne name se hi cmnt karey. Jis se Humare dil me apke liye aur pyar badhega nahi to . . . . . ?

    1. Jay says:

      @ Rashii dear,
      ** JAI MATA DI***
      Dear Ab to apki prblm solve ho gayi hai, toh phir ab mai “Mata Rani” se apke liye kya manguga ??

    2. Jay says:

      @ Rashii dear,
      ** JAI MATA DI***
      Dear Ab to Aapki prblm solve ho gayi hai, toh phir ab mai “Mata Rani” se apke liye kya manguga ??

  1. Sahil says:

    Woo waqt ki bada ajeeb tha..
    Werna me tujhe se yu juda kyu hota..

    Lauta dete tujhe wo sab kuch..
    Agar sab mere hath me hotaa !!

    Tere dard- O – Gam sab le lete..
    Khash ki agar main khuda hota !!

  2. Sahil says:

    (Galib)
    Sharab Pine de mazjid me baith kar,
    ya wo jagah bata de jahan khuda nahi……..

    (Iqbaal)
    Mazjid khuda ka ghar hai pine ki jagah nahi,
    Kaafir ke dil me ja wahan khuda nahi……….

    (Faraz)
    Kafir ke dil se aaya hun mein ye dekh kar,
    khuda moujud hai wahan magar use pata nahi………

      1. Deleted says:

        kya khub kaha h jay…..main chahta to apni identity ka pta nahi lagne deta, but mujhe nonvegpur par aane ki aadat si ho gayi h aur admin jo ab Nilesh k sath kar rahah h wohi usne mere sath kia….(ID disclose kar di)…uski wazah se na jane kitni friend request aa gyi mere pass ki mujhe aapna profile delete hi karna pad gya….
        isliye mein admin se naraz hun…hum doost h nonvegpur mein…but mein FB ko iss se mix nahi karna chahta….

      2. Admin says:

        Deleted Yup, sara dosh mera, par tune ek bat nahi samjhi shayad….

        ki disclose karne se pahle mene tujhe FB pe mssg bheje.. idhar bhi 3 4 bar hint diya..

        par tune hamesha bola ki teri koi ID nahi hai FB pe… main konsi id ki bat kar raha hun

        mene hint bhi dene ki koshish ki TOPI wala bol ke, again tune kaha konsi topi and konsi photo

        to fir mene vo id idhar dal di.. kyunki according to you jab tu FB pe hai hi nahi to tujhe tension kahe ki…..

        aur rahi bat nilesh ki to dear.. uski mene id disclose nahi ki uske naam se shayad 50 users hai… kisi ko nahi pata ki unmein se vo kon hai

        and last thing.. aaj ke bad main khud hi idhar ke kisi users se baat nahi karunga…..

        Aap Log idhar aaye joke pade.. hase aur chale jaye…

        Aur Deleted tujhe main sari zindagi yad rakhunga ki tu ek esa shaks tha, jo kahne ko apna tha par dur itna tha ki shayad koi praya b itna nahi hota.

  3. Sahil says:

    A Man goes 2 a Library & asks for a Book on Suicide.
    Librarian Stares at him
    4 a while, thn asks: Who’s gonna
    bring it back!?

  4. Sahil says:

    woh kehte hain k main badal gaya…..

    koi bata do unko ja ke….

    ki rang tute huye patte ka aksar badal hi jaata hai..

  5. Sahil says:

    Udas Ankhon Mein Sabar Dekha Hai

    Pehli Bar Use Itna Khush Aur Beqarar Dekha Hai

    Jise Khabar Na Hoti Thi Mere Aane Jane Ki

    Uski Ankhon Mein Ab Intezar Dekha Hai

  6. Sahil says:

    भूल जाना भी तो इक तरह की नेहमत है
    वरना इंसान को पागल न बना दें यादें …

    1. Jay says:

      @Payal ji, Mai waisa Aadmi nahi hun. Aap Apni Izzat hume dekar to dekhey. Aapki Izzat par Daag nahi lagne dunga, Surf XL Se dhulayi kiya karunga :) :P

  7. sujeet says:

    kash apni bhi sau krore ki lautri lagti to main bhi bank wale ko galiyaan de raha hota……….haahaaahaa……….

  8. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Admin bro aap to sikh hai fir apka name RAJA KUSHWAHA kaise ho sakta hai. Mai bhi MAURYA hi hu.
    Mai fb pe apko pahachan nhi pa rha hu, aap foto kaisa lagaye hai bro.??

  9. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj sweetheart, Mai tumhare liye “MATA RANI” se apni janam-janam ki Dosti manguga ya phir tujhe kuch aur chahiye ??

  10. Jay says:

    @Mere Sabhi Nonvegi Friends, Aap sabki manokamna puri ho. Mai “MATA RANI” Se Aap sabke liye yahi Duwa karunga. So Dosto Aap sabhi log ek sath milkar Prem se Bolo . .
    *****JÅÎ MÄTÁ DÎ****

    1. Admin says:

      Reshma Ji.. Saajh nahi ata ki kuch log jokes na milne pe complaint kar rahe hai aur kuch milne par :(

      Kisne band karvana chahte hai aap email pe ya sms pe

  11. deleted says:

    Admin Mein fb ko nonvegpur se mix nahi karna chahta tha..
    Tumhara koi msg mujhe nahi mila…waise bhi Mein unknown msg delete kar deta tha.