Paise Walo Ki Har Jagha Mauj Hai
Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka Virya Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“
Ladkiyo Ko Kamzor Samjhne Ki Bhool Mat Karna Bahut Taakat Hoti Hai Inmein - Nahi Yakeen, Ye Photo Dekho Aur Khud Jaan JaoOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Adaab Arz Hai, Iss Shayari Par
Boy To Girl: Ghulab Aisa Ho Jiss Mein Kaatein Na Ho, Larki Ki Chut Aisi Ho Jis Mein Jhaate Na Ho. Gi ..- Ladki Mein Sabse Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho?
Ladki Ne Apni Aankho Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Apne Boyfriend Se Puchha Ladki: “Tum Ladke Kisi Bhi Lad ..- Difference Between Frustration And Satisfaction?
Question: “What Is The Difference Between Frustration And Satisfaction?” Answer: “ ..- Imaandari Ki Misaal
Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi T ..- Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na
Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi Doctor Ne Ye De ..Hindi Version
एक नेता जी हॉस्पिटल का सर्वे करने गए
जनरल वार्ड में देखा एक मरीज़ मूठ मार रहा था.
नेता जी ने हैरान होते हुए डॉक्टर से पूछा: "ये क्या है?"
डॉक्टर ने समझाया: "इस का वीर्य बहुत तेज़ी से बनता है हर घंटे निकालना जरुरी है."
नेता जी अगले वार्ड में पहुंचे
उधर एक नर्स मरीज़ का लंड चूस रही थी
ये देख के नेता फिर हैरान हुए और डॉक्टर से पूछा: "अब ये क्या है?"
डॉक्टर: "बीमारी वही है पर ये डीलक्स वार्ड है.."
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hahahahahaha…grt joke…hehehe…
hehehehhe par Admin ye joke pehle bhi na post kar chuke hai aap???????? english me hmm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…………Bhai Log….. Agar Congress Sarkar 4 saal aur rahi toh?
Chini (sugar) Chut se jyada mehngi ho jaayegi, Doodh sirf Boobs me hoga, Gas sirf Gand se niklegi, aur Pani sirf Lund se tapkega..!
Great joke admin.
…Aur 20 liter petrol k sath ek neno car free milegi…
hehehe……… Sahi kaha Hps bro. 20 litre petrol k sath Naino car free milegi….
Bro. Waise Aapke G ne bhi to record tod diya.
hehehe…….. Aapne to G ka price 30,000 k upar pahucha diya :p :d
Aap G ke sath Offer me kya de rahe hai ? …… hehehe
hmm .. ..
Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab
pata hai…
.
Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata
hai ;)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur
chup rehna.
Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe
sab pata hai ;)
Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi
apne baap ke gale nahin lagega
pagley…..!! xP xD :D
:D
hahaha..o my god..! Chotte ki to vaat lg gayi…hehehe..
Mr. Chotte s/o Ramu kaka…hahaha…ab kisi ko nahi bolega…muje sb pata h…!!
Ab chote ke 2-2 baap
DUAL Heart Attack message by
a
Girl
1st Message : Let’s Breakup
now,
its all over……..:O
2nd Message : Sorry
Sorry,that
was not for you..X_X =))
Tumne kitne logon ke heart fail kiye ye batao
1 ka bhi nahi :( :((
very DELUX hmmmm,…
Hehehehehehe*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
Gud evng frndz…
Jay bro. Ap sb se qstn puchte ho…aj ap k liye 1 qstn h….n…sare frnds k liye b…
QUESTION..!!
A rich man needs….
A poor man has….
If u eat …., u will die.
A single word fits in all three blanks.
Reply wth ans, if u can..!!:-)
The word is Nothing.
A rich man needs **nothing.
A poor man has **nothing.
If you eat **nothing, then you will die.
:D
ryt…
Isi chakkar sab neta bimar rhte hai aur vvip room ka maza
lete hai
@Deletd, thats ok!!..tum jo bhi cmnt kro..tc!!
……ab uss janha mein wapas jaana nhi mujhe..
……lekin phir bhi jata hoon..kyunki pyaar k nishaan abhi baki hai..
…..hum aapko naa samjh sake..aur aap hume…
…..lekin ab hume aapko samjhna nhi..naa aap hume samjhe..
……sath sath chala krenge beshak..aapke saath
……lekin kab yeh alag alag rahein ek hongi..nhi kh sakte.
Aisa hospital kaha hai?
kyu tumhe kya udhr admit hona hai????
haan, kyoki ye nurse to ban nhi sakti :p
Aisa q hota hai?
(1) papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuch bano, to bura lagta hai.
par yahi bat girl frnd kahti to lagta hai care karti hai.
2– GF ke liye maa-baap se jooth bolte hai pr maa baap ke liye GF se kyo nhi.
3- GF se shadi ke liye parents tk ko chhode dete hai.
parents ke liye GF ko kyo nahi chhode dete.
4) GF ko picture dikhane ke paise hote hai, par sister ko kapre dilane ke paise nahi hote.
5)GF ko roz raat me mobile se puchte hai ki khana khaya ki nai ya kitni roti khaai par
kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi.
6)GF ki ek kasam se smokimg chhoot jaati hai pr papa ke baar-baar kehne se bhi nahi.
agr kisi ki jindagi me koi mistek ho jaye to unko turant sudharo.
*So care ur parents.*
*good evng and good night frndz**
Tumhara cmt padh ker dil bhar aaya
Wah! Bhai Wah! Nilesh bro. Bina GF ke he etane sochne wali baat :O
girls MUST read IT…….
Aisa q hota hai?
(1) MOM kahtI hai beta padhai karke kuch bano, to bura lagta hai.
par yahi bat boy frnd kahti to lagta hai care kartA hai.
2– b/F ke liye maa-baap se jooth bolte hai pr maa baap ke liye B/F se kyo nhi.
3- B/F se shadi ke liye parents tk ko chhode dete hai.
parents ke liye B/F ko kyo nahi chhode detE hai
4)B/F ko roz raat me mobile se puchte hai ki khana khaya ki nai ya kitni roti khaai par
kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi.
agr kisi ki jindagi me koi mistek ho jaye to unko turant sudharo.
*So care ur parents.*
*good evng and good night frndz**
buhuhuhuhu abe ye sari batein meri GF ne mere sath ki thi… aur main usko kameeni bolta hun
:O :o .. .
dedicated to a girl
..a message to beautiful girl..
..dont send request me for friendship
..i dont hate friends..
..but any unfortun8 reason can pop up widout telling u..
..nd in course of time u will go unfriend me..
..so sorry m nt gonna make u friend..
..i dont knw what is there in me yo found out ..u liked in me..
..so i m very sorry..i kent make yo friend..god bless ya!!
Good joke
Who is a boy?
A beautiful creation by God ♥
He sacrifice his chocolates&toys for
his sister :)
He sacrifice his pocket money for his
Girlfriend :P
He sacrifice his cigarette&beer for
his friends ;)
He sacrifice his youth for his wife&
children without complaining :)
Send it to every boy so that he
should say:”O terii :P ! Mai aisa kab
tha..?”
And to every girl so that they realize:
“Wow! Ladke thode toh ache hote
hain”:P :D
Kya baat hai ladko ke bare me kahan se suna hai.
vaise ye sahi hai.
Nahi priya mai uski doctor banungi tumhe nurse banaungi
Apko Kaisa Lage Ga..
.
Agar Neend Main Apka Haath Bistar Se Bahar Nikle Or Bed K Neeche Se Koi Use Pakar Le…
.
Ya
.
Aap Ki Chadar Apne Aap Sarakne Lage
.
Ya Aap Beech Raat Main Aankhain Kholain Or Dekhain K Chhat Se Koi Apko Daikh Raha Hai…
.
Ya
.
Aap Pani Peene Uthain Or Khirki K Bahar Se Burhiya Bole “1 Glass Mere Liye B Le Aana”
.
Ya
.
Aadhi Rat Ko Ap K Bed K Pas Koi Aurat Baal Khole Bethi Ho Or Phir Apko Daikh Kar Zor Zor Se Hansne Lage Or Us K Paon B Ulte Hon…
.
Khair Chhoro In Sab Baaton Ko
Main Ne To Sirf
*Good Night*
Kehne K Liye comment Kiya Tha.
priya tumhara joke great h…….
admin aaj ka joke great tha……
thankuu ji
Priya ji ap ne boys k liye bht accha likha…grt…is me kuch or b jod skti ho..
A male is the mst beautful prt of God’s creation
who starts compromising a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by wrkng late night without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife & boss.His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.
:o :O ye aapne likha hai???
wo maine nhi likha FB se copy-paste kiya tha :p
lolzzzz
BODILY attraction RULES in INDIA..BELIEVE it!!
………………………………99pcntrue!
..the taste of attraction..jo galt sahi nhi dekhta sirf kr dena janta hai..!!
..what is dirty???
ans:..jab cheeje sahi jagah na hokr galat jagah ho jae..wanna know8!!
1.ek dost dusre dost se..kya mast mall hai bidu..agar sali hath lag jai..to iski to acche se le lunga!!..agr yeh baate mom k saamne ho to ek slap lag jaegi..
2.dost apne dost se..kya boobs hai re uss ladki k..agr yehi baat ghr mein sister k saath beithkar koi add dekhkar bole to..woh dirty bann jata hai.
teesra point khud soch lijie…
………………………………………………………………………………..
..EVERY LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL…BUT SEX IS DIRTY..any kind of sex..!!
..sex daudatha hai bhagata hai nachata hai girata hai jalata hai ladata hai maza deta hai ..aur dimag kaam krna band kr deta hai…!!..anywez its dirty but still tasty unfortuna8ly!!
…………………………….GUDD 9YTT………………………………………….
……THOUGHT FOR THE NIGHT……
……good night..ho ya bad night…itni gehri need mein so jaana ki macchr ka bhi kaam ban jae aur chhoro ka bhi…!!..thats y i will say SECURE NIGHT! not gud night!!
**good mrng frndz**
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EMOSNAL ATYACHAR
Rat ko 12 baje ldki ne Byfrd ko call
kiya
or kaha
“Mere ghr pr koi ni h”
B.f uske ghr gaya
OR
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sachmuch koi nhi tha.
Tala laga tha.:p:p….!!
gud morning nilesh..urf…PM…..
Hi everyone gud morning. How r u all ?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.wasssup.
Santa- ladki fasani aati he?
Banta- nahi
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Santa- kagaz ka jahaz bana k class
room me uda
Teacher puche to
Ladki ka name laga de
Bas ladki fas gayi :p :D
aaj ka joke kahan h admin ?????
admin opera mini 7 load kia h tab mein ….net to tezz ho gya but hindi read nahi hoti……
:(
bs yhi se kripa ruki hai.. Bro
Jaha par www he waha www hata kar opera:config likh waha tumhe settings me sabse niche language option milega waha yes kar hindi font on ho jayega
yaar no such option is coming…
:(
Mast joke……..
Opera mini me Config: type karo url me, fir power user setting naam ka page khulega, fir last option ‘Use bitmap fonts for complex scripts’ ye ‘yes’ select karna, fir ye settings ‘save’ karna,
then you will be able to see all devnagari fonts(hindi,marathi,gujrathi, tamil, telugu etc all)
2 neta ne kaha abb ek garib ward wali grls patient ko dikha do main bhi gaa#d maar lu..! :-P