Paisi Dene Ka Bhadiya Aur Asaan Tarika

Sweet Conversation Between A Girl And A Shopkeeper

Girl: “Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?

Shopkeeper: “Sirf 5 Kiss

Girl: “Aur Us Wali Jeans Ka?

Shopkeeper: “n”

Girl: “Aisa Karo, Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Ji Dengi

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 20 Apr 2011  54 Comments  39,130

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Grl: Is Dres Ka Kya Price Hai? Shopkeper: Sirf 5 Kiss. Girl: Or Us Wali Jeans Ka? Shopkeper: 10 Kiss. Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Dengi

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  54 Comments

  1. savita says:

    Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
    Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai.
    Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya

  2. shallu says:

    hehehe daadi ji or bill payment shopkeeper ko sambhal ke bill lena padega pata chale ki daadi ji ki 32ci shopkeeper ke muh mai na aa jaye

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ aage kuch es tarah se hai,
    shopekepar: to koi baat nahi hai bill mere dada g lee lete hai wo v khopache me le jaa kr !

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ kya karu divya aap log bolte hee kam ho , to mere comment kuch jayada dikhte hai !

        @ main savi frnd se request krta hu ki wo kaha ke rahne wale hai , aapas me bataye !

  4. raavan says:

    are yaar kash vo ladki meri girlfrnd hoti mja aa jata kya jwab diya yaar shopkeeper ka to band baj gya
    ——————————————————–
    oye panchhi jaan tum khan ho yaar yhan mai kabse tumhara wait kar rha hun or tum ho ki ek pyara sa cmt bhi nahi de rahi or vo lafda kya hai tumne btaya nahi
    ————————————————————————–
    he reashi kya yaar khan ho ab aa bhi jao tumhari shona tumhe bahoot yaad kar rahi hai

    1. Jay says:

      Raavan don't disturb to Rashii…….wo Admin bhai ko Bhihari aur Admin bhai unko punjabi sikha rahe hai …….hehehehe

  5. savita says:

    My all sweet friends
    Aap sabhi ke liye kuch type hai plz unhe chun kar batao ki aap kon si type mai hai hehe
    1:
    Pyar ko mat chhupao,
    usey zarurat hai jatane ki,

    2:
    Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
    unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,

    3:
    Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
    tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

    tc all
    dhyan se read karo maine sabhi dosto ke naam likhe hain…

    1. Jay says:

      Hey! Mere sararati dosto…..Ladki ne jo T-Shirt khareda us par likha thha 93.5 Red FM.
      Aur uski jeans par kya likha thha ????????????????????

      Yaaro socho aur batawo kya likha thha ???????????

      Uski jeans par likha thha "BAJATE RAHO "

      1. Jay says:

        @ Yaar PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) kaash wo meri gf hoti to wah!!!!! kya kahan yaar FM bajane me maza aa jata……

    2. Jay says:

      @ DeAr Savita ji gud am.
      hehehehe… Humne to aapna type select kar liya……Hume jarurat hai nahane ki hehehehe

      Lekin aap to bataye k aap ko kish chez ki jarurat hai ????????

      1- Zarurat hai jatane ki ??????
      2- Zarurat hai dabane ki ??????
      3- Zarurat hai dikhane ki ?????
      4- Zarurat hai badhane ki ?????
      5- Yaa phir aapko v zarurat hai nahane ki ??????? hehehehehe

      1. Mausam says:

        yaar jay bhai pata nhi log kaise 2-2 mahine tak nhi nahaate hain,mujhe to 15 din me hi khujli shuru ho jaatii he,

        lagta he ab kam se kam sunday me to nahaana hi padega.

  6. raavan says:

    he divya kya yaar tum to darr gyi ye raavan tumhe shadi ke liye nahi apharn karega mai to tumhe isliye kidnap karunga ki raavan ki memory me sirf tum hi tum ho becoz sitaharn raavan ka dharm hai or ab tum sita ho to mai kya karun
    —————————————————————————–
    oye dhiraj bhai kaise hi deara b aa gya hai to ek do shayari to de do

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ ravaan bhai samval jaa , main hanuman ko vej raha hu wo aapke lanka ko fir jalayenga !

  7. Matrix says:

    Joke goes out of excellence :P
    Kaise hai sab? raj(adust) chal ab tu bhi koi comment de hi de. he…..he…..he….

      1. Matrix says:

        Mien ek dost ki shaadi mien gaya tha. Isiliye busy tha.

        Aur haan tumne sahi kaha ye physco aaj kal bahut comments de raha hai. Lagta hai ki………. chor baad mien bataunga :P

        Waise tune bataya nahi ki tu kaisi hai?

      2. savita says:

        Matrixji hello!Achha laga ki aap theekthak hain aapke bina sameerji v moanbrat rakhe hai totally silance.maine kuch msg diye the magar no reply y?

      3. Admin says:

        Savita ji.. yaar last 3 days mein bhi busy thha aapne dekha hoga ki jokes and comments time pe post nahi kar paya main

        par ab free hun jo marji puchiye.. bole to number hi de do hehe fon pe baat kar liya karenge

        Rashii main dil se sirf tumhara hi number chahta hun par hehehe savita ji ka dil nahi tod sakta na hehehehe

  8. Jay says:

    @ All frnds pls. help me….

    Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai,,,
    Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki,,,

    Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon,,,
    Wo Keemat toh Bataye Muskurane Ki…

    Mere dosto aap log to samajh hi gaye honge ki ye Shayari kiske liye hai….

      1. Mausam says:

        divya ji abhi us bechaare ki man ki aankhe khuli nhi hain.jis din khul jaayengi us din use shayad sirf aap dikhengii fir baaki sab dhikhna band ho jaayenge hahahaaa

        fir ye sab ko dekhne ke liye kon see aankhe use karega hehehe

    1. Mausam says:

      hehehehehe vikas kahii aap PWD me to kaam nhi karte ho, yaar aap hi dhund do na, hahhaa ab ye mat kahna ki "aapse kisee ne kahaa hi nahi,

      yaar ab hum kah rhe hain na ,chalo dhundho …………….

  9. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hi frnd kaha hosb ?

    @ koi v dost aaj kl dikhaai nahi de raha hai bhai !

    @yaar main aap logo ka wait kr raha hu !

      1. Matrix says:

        he….he…he. Dikhai to koi mujhe bhi nai de raha hai ! Bas sabke naam dikh rahe hai :P

        Aur jyadatar is psyco ka….

      2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ hey metrix bhai aisa aarop mt laga yaar !

        aap log km likhate ho esliye mere jayada dikh rahe hai !

      3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ aree divya aapko pata nahi hai kya , " intzzar ki ghari lambi hoti hai na "

        @ main wait kr kr ke thak jata hu yaar !

  10. Mausam says:

    hahahhaa joke kaafi achchha he,

    magar main jo comments likhna chah rhaa tha ,yahaa par shalu ne likh diyaa he,

    magar Physychology ka comment achchha laga hahahahhaahaa

    1. Mausam says:

      Oh no itnee kashish jay ke liye.main to yahee samjha tha,

      badaa bewafa niklaa ye jay to hehehe

      lagtaa he dhiraj aapko ye tadpaa rhaa he.