Pandit Bhi Pura Harami Tha
Ek Pandit Shadi Ke Phere Karwa Raha Tha, Wo Thode Se Mantar Bolta Aur Dulhan Ke Baap Se Paise Maang Leta,
Ladki Ka Baap Preshan Ho Gaya, Aur Man Hi Man Sabak Sikhane Ka Socha.
Pandit Ne Phir Koi Mantar Pada Aur Bola.
Pandit: “51 Rupaye Nikaliye”
Ladki Ke Baap Ne Dheere Se Apna Land Nikala Aur Bola: “Lo”
Pandit Bhi Ek Number Ka Harami Tha, Usne Tedhi Nazar Se Use Dekha Aur Bola.
Pandit: “Yajmaan Kanya Ke Hath Mein De Dijiye“
Zindagi Mein Agar Kamyaab Hona Chahte Ho To - To Ye 7 Baatein Follow KaroOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Ladki Ke Liye Shayari
Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Ladkiyo Ko Tarakki Karte Dekha Aur Unpar Ek Sher Arz Kiya Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya M ..- Which Part Of A Man Body Has No Bone
Which Part Of A Man Body Has No Bone, Full Of Veins, Loves Pumping & Responsible for Making Love ..- Garma Garam Chai Jo Badan Hila De
Ladka Ek Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Waiter Se Bolta Hai Ladka: “Ek Cup Esi Garma Garam Chai ..- Ek Kissa Divorce Ka Aisa Bhi
Court Mein Pati Aur Patni Ke Divorce Ki Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi. Bahas Ka Mudda Ye Thha Ki, Bachha Kisk ..- Aajkal Ki Ladkiya, Tauba Re Tauba
Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai” Maa: ..Hindi Version
एक पंडित शादी के फेरे करवा रहा था, वो थोड़े से मंतर बोलता और दुल्हन के बाप से पैसे मांग लेता,
लड़की का बाप परेशान हो गया, और मन ही मन सबक सिखाने का सोचा.
पंडित ने फिर कोई मंतर पड़ा और बोला.
पंडित: "51 रुपये निकालिए"
लड़की के बाप ने धीरे से अपना लंड निकला और बोला: "लो"
पंडित भी एक नंबर का हरामी था, उसने टेढ़ी नज़र से उसे देखा और बोला.
पंडित: "यजमान कन्या के हाथ में दे दीजिये"
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Hii… PRIYA DI kaisi hai ap..???
tum daily ye que, poochte ho mai daily ans deti hoo…but u kabhi rply nahi krte…y
Ohh…. Sorry didi aap gussa mt hoiye !!!!
(Mai apni galti manta hu… Ki mai reply nhi karta. Ab se karunga it’s OK..)
But i m really f9 n u di..??
no no nilesh ji,m not gussa ,it was a normal que.okk
halke se mt muskuraya karo ji…. khul ke hsa karo.. hahahahahahahahahaha
lucky ji….hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha…now happy?????
Hahahahahahaha……
Hasi hi nhi hehe.. ruk rhi hai.. Hahahahahehehehe….
**GOOD AFTERNOON FRIENDS**
hiiiiiiiiiii
Hii…
LUCKY bro kaise hai ap?
GUD afternoon Nilesh
Thanks, DELETED BRO..
gd evening ji
now a days u r posting a low quality flop jokes … :(
hahahaha
Ganda pandit
Par kaneya k hath mein toh dulhe ka hogaa
Hiiii frndzzzz
hiiiii naushad ji…..kese ho?
can we be frnds?
apani kanya ki bat kr raha ha
hahahhhaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,pandit ki kanya ke hath m dene k liye kaha rha h kya???/
Meri kaneya toh sunny leone hai wo bhi punjabi main bhi punjabi