Pandu Ji Aur Naan Ka Sawad
Views: 10,466 - Posted on 15 Sep 2010
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ROSY JI DIL TO BACHA HAIN LAKIN HUM TO JAAVAN HAIN
ROSY kya tum kaminey ki bhabi banogi aur mari ….
no yar admin bhai dis isnt any sort of nveg jok yar….
kuch masaledar suna yar…
very very dirty n kisi yaha k cmmtr k uper jok mar maja a jaiga..khub chhilenge use phir mil k
JMC
Arey Yaar tum jitna mile utna kam ese to na bano… main pehle ek joke roj ka badiya sa chaant ke dalta thha
ab main teen joke dalta hun par hamesha unmein se ek joke Badiya hota hai
Yaad rakhna jaisi jaisi Quantity badti hai quality down to aati hi hai aur ache jokes ki collection mere pass thodi hi bach gayi hai
Thats y ki main aaj kal sms jokes jyada dalta hun par anyway meri koshish rahegi ki tum logo ko ache jokes mile
admin bhai jab m comment krta hu to awaiting moderation likha aata h . kya ye sabke sath hota h ya koi problm h
Hanji jatt sahab ji sabke sathhota haikyunki main approve krta hun pehle
oye admin yar BB ROSY k upar koi jok bana na yaar…khub jalegi uski…maja ayega..
are yar ye PRIYANKA nazar nai a rai hai kahi…
PRIYANKA PRIYANKA PRIYANKA…
kaha ho tum meri kamini…
khata ho gai hai kya koi mujse..
JMC
admin wo wala joke daal de jo mene send kia tha tumhe
kaminey ko hero bana de usme wo bhi khush ho jayyega
n is RAVI ko isi typ ka koi baba r pandu gandu ka koi rol dedena usme…
JMC
kaminey bhai kesi baat kar rha he me tujhe hero bana rha aur mujhe baba bana rha ….baba
abey hero banne k liye log gaand tk mara lete he aur tu ek joke me hero nhi ban skta abey usme tu dulha banega chuteiye,aur melegi bhi.
gaon ki ladki heading of joke ok
hello admin yaaar ye joks kuch kam acha hai mager acha hai koi is se bhi acha jo dalo na ##### I LOVE THIS SITE ###
kyoki mene ye suna hai ………!
admin tum sach bolna kya tumhe ye joke padh k hasi aayi hai?
Bhai sach batau…. maine ye joke movie mein suna tha bahut saal pehle us bande ne bahut hi achhe tarike se isko bola thha but mere ko vo dialog yaad nahi aa raha thha
ab jisne bhi ye joke submit karvaya hai maine dal diya
Personally mujhe bhi nahi pasand aaya
ROSY TUMHARA AASHIQ AA GAYA HAIN
Kaminey Rosy tari bhabi hain
ROSY mujhe galat mat samaghna "aapka figure kya hain"
sorry freinds…aaj kal padai ka loading jyada..hone ke vajah se mai net pe nahi baith paati….but agle mahine se 5 tarikh se mai free ho jaaungi…..fir is site pe sirf mai hi dikhungi ….is site pe hoga sirf '''MERA HI JALWA''
ROSY CHINTA MAT KARO KAMINEY KA SHOW STOP KARNE SHOW STOPPER AA GAYA HAIN
hi how r u …?this is ayaan do remembr me mmuuaahh
@admin, u wont do tat. I trust U
What i wont do Rosy???? Samjh nahi aya
What is naan pehli bar suna hai?rice ko to nahi kahte.?
Abe Naan yaar jo roti ki jagha khate hai… Hotel mein Butter Naan
Rosy aap kaun si class main ho kya main aapki study main help kar sakta hoon
ROSY I LOVE U
admin mai sach mai chahta hu ki is site par visitors k numbers badhe.lekin agr is tarah k jokes daloge to fir aap samajh hi sakte ho.aur aapne avi tak mere jokes post nhi kiye,m dissappointed.
priyanka jalwa dikhaogi matlab kya bina kapdo k aogi?hehehe
admin mera naam bhul gaye kya…mujhe koi sirf naam se bulaye to accha lagta hai..bye the joke fika tha thoda solid lao.
hey priyanka tu plz net pe na baithana
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agar baithana he hai to chair pe baitho.
hehehe
hor kaminey bhai ki hal chaal
MS bhai JMC,
yar hal to thik hai but yar chal thodi si bigad gayi hai ye sali tatti ko nikle 3 din ho gaye…
ms mns wat mahendera sing dhoni…JMC
Sameer Bhai,
Rosy tere pe trust karti hai re,
ki tu(aap) uske bare me kuch v Ulta-Sulta nahi chapega re.
By the way, it seems u r from middle india, some where in Utterakhand. m i ri8.
I am from Haryana
Admin bhai me is liye puch raha hu kyuki kuch saal pehle mai kisi rishtedar ki shaadi me dehradun gya tha waha kuch ladkio ne mujhse gang sex krwaya tha mai akela tha or wo 6 thi, tb me nabaalig tha or mujhe kuch nhi pta tha, mai thodi thodi der sbke saath pair up kr raha tha, or lagbhag 40 min baad mai ejaculate kr gya, or mujhe samajh nhi aaya k ye kya hua or me darr k wapis reception me chala gya. Isliye mai ye clear krna chahta hu k ldki jb final point cross krti h tb kya hota h, taaki agli baar jb kbhi moka mile to me ladki ko b satisfy kr saku.
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admin tumhare pass is bache ki baat ka koi solution he kya
abe SHO STPR ese bat karega apni bhabi se sale koi kabi bhabi se figur puchta hai kya
sory bolo bhabi ko
ok BB ROSY maf kar 2 sho stpr ko chota bhai samaj k…
sale n kabi bam fataka rapchik kachi-kali maal vaal nai deki na is liye esa kar ra hai…
JMC
Jitni jaldi ho sake bta dena kyuki mujhe fir se ye moka mil skta h. Wo b jaldi hi lekin abki baar sirf 1 ldki hogi.
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pandit bhi bhukha tha
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@shw stpr n kaminey, ya m ready, tum dono ki bhabi banne k liye
@admin, i trust tat u wont b making up a joke on me
Rosy dear chinta na kar maine Show Stopper, kaminey aur apne ke uper ek joke likha hai.. hehehe jaldi ho post karunga
@shw stpr, oh nai jee. I cn study myself. No help reqd. Thnks
Admin iam frm UP but born in south west mumbai..200 percnt real mumbaiya.
Bhagwan mai na to jaan niklwana chahta hu r na hi nan
dhiraj up me kaha se ho……i'm from azamgarh…but born in gujrat…
HEY PRIYANKA TU TO MERI PADOSAN NIKLI RE
TU AZAMGARH KI CHHORI
MAI BANARAS KA CHHORA
CHAL DOSTI KAR LE THODA THODA
priyanka i luv the way u asked me where iam frm thanx for that…well pricks iamfrm the city of lord shiva n ghats i.e varanasi..have a good day.
@admin, ok bata dena kon sa joke h. But make sure tat m nt included
abe BB ROSY u dn wry tuje to us gadhi ka rol milega jisne ek suwar ko peda kiya hahaha n kai kutte claim kar re h k bacha unka hai..hahaha…n m us jok me sarpanch ka rol ada karunga insaf dilane k liye ……..kutto ko….hahaha
n RAVI us gadhi ka malik ka rol karega ie ek dhobi n admin ko b rol mile ga dhobi k wife ka hahhaha….
JMC
kaminey bache wo joke aane de usme tujhe aisi chij milegi jise tu khwab me dekh dekh k discharge hota he ..hohohoho haha aur chal thik he tu mujhe malik hi imagine kar rha but admin…… abey admin ka to tune sex hi change kar dia be…..
aur tu sarpanch he(humari calongy ka bhi ek doggy he named "sarpanch" …. kutto ko insaf dilayega hohoho…abey apne bhai logo ko hi favour karega.
ye partiality bhagwn kare tujhe mehngi na pade.
chal beta itna updesh bhaut he aaj ke liye …hehehehe but admin ..wife oh no.
meri rosy darling k piche mt pdo saalo wo tum sb ki bahan h smje
sala jamana kesa a gaya bhabi ko b lund k akho se dekte hai sale…
abe bosri walo BB ROSY meri maal hai tumari bhabi h wo kamino….
tumlog koi or khoj lo na apne liye jiska b BB ho meri BB wali ko chhodo…
JMC
@kaminey, mind ur language. Joke karna is fine but in a limit. I guess i hv nevr crossd tat limit n tum v mat karo toh it wil b better. Think abt it.
@sid bhaiya hw r u?
no cmplnts ROSY 'JI' u dint evr crs d limt but i cnt undrstnd k mene limit crs kaha kiya ok id try 2 nt rpt dat…
sahi boli rosy
ADMIN tum web master ho yaar kuch aisa ni kar sakte ki joke sune ja sake kuch jokes padne se jyada sunne me ache hote he….me kuch galt .te ..ni ..kya
Ravi Paaji, Mainu fir apni awaj wich record kar ke site te upload karne pen ge
Fer kuch time baad sab kahenge ki yaar kuch aisa nahi kar sakte ki joke dekhe ja sake kuch jokes sun ne se jyada dekhne mein ache hote hai hehehe
oye nhi oye kewa jian galla karda he ye jede dabang te kaminey vargey munde aey fuddi de kado kam aunge tere aey laikhan lai te vade sher ne ina di waz vi chek kar le
Hehehe Ravi Paaji Thik Keya tusi
to admin bhai kuch aisa hi karo
wa loda wa RAVI babu ab tumlog loda bhojpuri me bat karo…taki hum na samje …kya bola tune hindi me bata muje….admin dis isnt fare
Kaminey bhai admin bata kya kare?? mujhe to Hindi bhi sahi se nahi aati
oye deko BB ROSY ne hum se picha chhudane k liye apne gaon se apne bhai SID ko bulai hai …hahaha
JMC SID bhai…BB ROSY k
@kaminey, u hab crsd the limits evrytime n u knw it well. N i dnt liv in gaon ok kaminey bhai? Actly i dint wana call u bhaiya cz tere jaisa kamina rosy ka bhaiya toh kya jaan pehchan wala v ni ho skta
Kaminey Kyu rosy ke piche hath doke pada hai, tujhe chahiye hath done ki jagha pura nahaye aur sharif bacha ban ke jaye Kamina nahi
Coz kaminey to har mod pe milte hai acha bacha kahi kahi milta hai
are yar ROSY if u r angry cz of d jok den i tld u sry yar n iv said dat id nvr rpt dat..
n xpt dis i dnt kno whr iv crsd d lmts qk isse b drty typ cmmts us shmpo wale jok pe kai logo ne kiye hai…
n admin bhai mai kisi k piche nai pada hu n na kisi ko pareshan karna chata hu muje nai pata tha k rosy ko itna hurt hoga
Chal Kaminey koi bat nahi.. ab ye to rosy pe hai ki vo isko kitna dil pe leti hai.. Rosy chal chod kabhi kabhi hurt ho jata hai par bande ko ek moka de kya pata itna bhi dil ka kamina na ho
@ KAMIMEY ye ROSSY BB to admin ki( roji roti) ban gayee hai
just kidding…………….