Papa Mujhe Cycle Chahiye

Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai

Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye

Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai???

Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta

Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao

Kuch Saal Baad…….

Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai

Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi

Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo

Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska Lund Gaand Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai

Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun

Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera Lund Meri Gaand Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo”

Papa: “To Bhonsdi Ke, Apni Gaand Maar Meri Kyun Maar Raha Hai...”

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 22 Mar 2010  31 Comments  15,795

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  31 Comments

  1. nagesh says:

    gand tak lun le jane ke bajay itni mehnat se parai ki hoti to ias ban jata, bap chutiye bete ke junoon pahchante to ias ke bap kahlate, ab gandu ke bap kahlaoge

  2. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Gandda papa.. bete ki hi gaand maar raha hai..par usko pata nahi ki ab uske bete ka lund bada ho gaya hai jo ab uski gaand maar ke hi rahega

  3. Raj says:

    Deepti mera b bahut lamba hai lekin mere apne gaand tak nahi pahunchta hai tu aa ja na teri hi maar leta hu

  4. raj says:

    areyy…..deepti ke paas ek chut bhi hai…..uspe bhi dhyan diya karo..gand mari nhi ki pujari prasad lene pahuch gaye….