Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai

Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai???”

Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta”

Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao”

Kuch Saal Baad…….

Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai”

Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi”

Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo”

Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska Lund Gaand Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai

Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun

Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera Lund Meri Gaand Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo”

Papa: “To Bhonsdi Ke, Apni Gaand Maar Meri Kyun Maar Raha Hai...”

Some More Dhansu Jokes :)

• Difference Between Wife & Neighbor’s Wife?
  Question: What is the Difference Between Wife & Neighbor’s Wife? Answer: Wife Is A Chocola ..
• Pahle Sex Ka Pahla Maza
  Golu Apne Daddy Ko Khushi Khushi Bolta Hai. Golu: “Daddy Daddy Maine Pehli Baar Sex Kiya” ..
• Ladki Ki Mast T-Shirt
  Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi, Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe ..
• Condom Kya Hota Hai?
  Pota: “Dada Ji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?” Dada: “Chal Bhag Yahan Se, Mujhe Nahi Pata ..
• Sardar Ji Ki Kamjori
  Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: ..

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