Double Meaning Joke - Papa Mujhe Cycle Chahiye

Papa Mujhe Cycle Chahiye

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Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai

Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai???”

Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta”

Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao”

Kuch Saal Baad…….

Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai”

Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi”

Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo”

Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska Lund Gaand Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai

Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun

Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera Lund Meri Gaand Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo”

Papa: “To Bhonsdi Ke, Apni Gaand Maar Meri Kyun Maar Raha Hai...”

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Some Veg Jokes :)

Anonymous says:

May 25, 2010 at 7:01 am

gud one….

sunil says:

May 31, 2010 at 5:22 pm

not bad,but ugly,vulgar

surojit says:

June 17, 2010 at 12:34 am

baap ne bache ko chutiya bana diya….hehehehe…

Säåm&egra says:

June 20, 2010 at 7:15 pm

Chutiya kat diya bache ka

dillu.............. says:

June 27, 2010 at 7:12 pm

madarchod budha

Harsh says:

July 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm

bahut sahi likha hai dear

bahut galat hua ladke k saath

B@D BH@I says:

July 10, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Buddha bhen ka loda bhut harami nikla.

abhi says:

July 15, 2010 at 6:21 am

apne bete ka hi chutiya kaat diya….hahaha

Anand says:

July 20, 2010 at 9:35 pm

madarchod budha Chutiya kat diya bache ka

Adi says:

July 22, 2010 at 7:10 am

Bhosdi k vulgur site khol k

baba ramdev ke parvach mang rha hai….

Gajendra.. naam to suna hi hoga says:

July 31, 2010 at 8:21 am

Adi sahi kaha tune

nagesh says:

August 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm

gand tak lun le jane ke bajay itni mehnat se parai ki hoti to ias ban jata, bap chutiye bete ke junoon pahchante to ias ke bap kahlate, ab gandu ke bap kahlaoge

lalita says:

August 5, 2010 at 2:25 pm

very good joks

DHIRAJ says:

August 8, 2010 at 1:55 pm

baccha akhri mein apne papa ki gand check karta hai.

Deepti Tiwari says:

August 12, 2010 at 9:35 pm

Gandda papa.. bete ki hi gaand maar raha hai..par usko pata nahi ki ab uske bete ka lund bada ho gaya hai jo ab uski gaand maar ke hi rahega

anil says:

August 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Very good ..kiya bat kahi Deppti Darling