Pappu Bachpan Se Hi Kameena Tha
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Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha
Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?”
Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”
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Kya Kisi Ko Yaad Hai School Ke Aise Din, Agar Kisi Ke Sath Esa Hua Ho To Reply Must
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पप्पू जब छोटा था तो मैडम ने एक दिन उसको बड़े प्यार से पूछा
मैडम: "पप्पू बेटा, तुम्हे सबसे ज्यादा मज़ा कब आता है?"
पप्पू शरमाते हुए: "जब आप मुझे सूसू करने के लिए मेरी नुन्नी हाथ से बाहर निकालती हो"
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Mast Photos For You
Hahahahaha……nauty boy
Hps bro. kya haal hai?????
Sab Kushal Mangal to hai ???????
Jay bgai theek v h kushal mangal v h par ek pblm h yar koi patati nhi h jo v line deti h admin ko hi deti h kuch kar yar admin ka…..
hehehehe………Hps bro.esiliye to koi line nahi deti hai kyuki Aap Patni dundh (search) kar rahe hai.Aap Gf dundh kar to dekhiye ladkiyo ki line lag jaayegi :p
Hehehehe…. :-)
Aur mujhe tb jb mam jhuk ke niche se dustr uthati thi..!
Hahahahaha
Nd @admin g maine ispe registr kr di hai wo bhi pahle din hi nd abb to ristey aane bhi strt ho gyi..! :-)
Bhai sach bata. Hehehe main b aj hi fir register karta hu
Oyee…! Abee jaldi kar yaar nahi to phr jb shortge pd jayegi naa tb rakhi sawant type se kaam chlana pdega..!
Hehehehe….. :)
waise yaar site kuch khraab ni hai aap apne orginal Id se bhi login kr skte ho.!
Name:CHAMPA
birth:14/8/72
Wt:149kg
Height:3ft
Color:Black
State:Jharkhand
Kaam:Gobar uthana
Dream: shadi karungi to sirf message padhne Wale se
Hasoge toh rishta pakka!
Nitesh ye wali champa ka rishta tumhare liye accha hai
Hehehehe…. :)
kyu Bachelor bhi 2jhe champa ne reject kr diya kya..?
hehehehe….. :)
Mai to samjhta hu Bachelor bro. tere liye ye Rishta sabse accha rahega :p
Haan yaar tune ekdm sahi kha to bta bachelor bhai abb aaye hmsb 2mhare shaadi me nd champa ki lene…
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Shaadi ki cute wali pic…!
Hehehehe
hahahahahahaha……….Mast joke hai….
Aise he Geography ke class me Madam ne Pucha :
Madam: Bachho wo koun si chez hai, Jise tum dekhtey to roz ho lekin usko choo nahi patey ho ???
Pappu: Madam Aapke Boobs :p
” Na Jane Kyu Gale Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi thhi wo Jab Hum Barso Baad Mile…?
Jate Huye Jisne Kaha Tha ” K Tum Jaisy Lakhon Milengy”…! ;->
(⁀‵⁀,) ♥♥♥ .`⋎´ ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ♥♥♥ …•°*”˜˜”*°TaNhA DiL¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ♥♥♥ … ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•⁀‵⁀,)
(⁀‵⁀,) ♥♥♥ .`⋎´ ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ♥♥♥ …•°*”˜˜”************¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ♥♥♥ … ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•⁀‵⁀,)
Ek ldka apne niche ki baal ktwane jata hai nd use finaly ek saloon milta hai jha likha hua hota hai..:-yha sbhi prakar ke baal saaf kiye jate h..!
ldka use pdhta hai nd andr jata hai aur thoda bahot darte darte puch hi leta hai…
saloon wala bolta hai isme aap etna sankoch kyu..? kar rhe ho ho jayega aap andr chlo.!
ldka andr jata hai uski baal ki safai ho jati nd jb wo dukaan chodne lgta hai to uske ownr se puchta hai kya..? meri gf ki baal bhi yha saaf ho jayegi..?}ekdm isi trah cln..?
ownr shockd nd khta hai:-Haan haan aap use kal le ke yha aao ho jayega.!
ldka bill pay krke chl deta hai..!
Nxt day….
Ldke ko aate hi dkh sb usko baahr baitha ke thanda wanda pilate hai aur uski gf ko le ke andr jane lgte hai..!
ldka ye dkh puchta hai aap sb log..?
wo bolte hai haan thoda kaam pdega..!
ldka 2ghnte tk wait krta hai bt uski gf bahr ni aati wo ye dkh kuch dar sa jata hai…!
Bt suddnly wo sb ldki ko lekr baahr aate h…..
}ldka feelng relx nd khta hai..:-jaha tk baal ka baat hai wo to apne ache se bnaye honge par kal to mere wkt sirf 1 andr gya tha nd kaam bhi 10min. me ho gya tha aaj ka kuch smjh me ni aaya….?Aisa kyu…?
Ownr:-Hmmm……:-)
wo kya hai naa 2mhare paas apna rod hai nd iske paas nahi tha to usme size size ka rod lga ke kaam krna pda..!
}Aakhir apne dhandhe ki baat hai..! :-)
Moral:-Dhandha me kuch ni dkha jata..! :p
hehehehe…gud joke..bro.
thnx bro…! :-)
thnx bro…! :-)
Atleast aapko to psand aaya naa…! :-)
Good joke
Hmmm
Mr bachelor aapka joke Gud h
Aur mera jokes..?g
Dont walk like – U r the king of the world!
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. Walk like – U dnt care who’s the king of the world!
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Thats d real ATTITUDE to live life
Hi friends, jaldi-jaldi register kar loooooooo……….
Admin Kal Jeewansaathi Baant raha thha …… Aaj Girlfriend Baant raha hai………hehehe
are yar ye kya system hai,
marriage plan kb se start ho gya is site pe….
Hum to yhi kahenge ki sabi users is suvidha ka labh uthaye, aur dosto se b uthawaye…
Gud evng frndzz. Hw r u all…???
Hi Nilesh bro. Ab aap kaise hai ????
Aur Aapke haath ki kalayi kaisi hai ??
recovery ho rhi hai bro…
But ap log to hume bhul hi gye…
Oye aaisa to meresath hua tha…ha ha ha
Madam to nahi lekin sir ne pakda tha jab susu karne ke baad mera zip me fas gaya tha.. Jab mai 4th me tha….
Mere cmt post kyo nahi kiye
Husband asking his wife in bed :
Thoda uper…
Ab left…
Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche…
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Wife : You are fucking me or parking me…???… *** ;)
Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..
Boy – Hello Jan I love U..
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Ladki – Sachi..
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Boy – Really..
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Ladki (maha kamini) – Jaanu 100 ka
recharge karwo do plz…
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Boy – Sorry didi wrong number.. :P
Gud joke….kuch admin ko bhi sikhao yaaro
Nelesh bro haath me kya ho gaya tha aur bhulte to hm apne dushman ko v nhi ap to hmare frnd ho yr
Nelesh bro haath me kya ho gaya tha aur bhulte to hm apne dushman ko v nhi ap to hmare frnd ho yr…
Hps bhai wo kya hai na nilesh hand practice kar raha tha to garm garm lava uske hath par gir gaya aur hath jal giya
**DAY MODE ACTIVATE**
U HAVE A GOOD AND NICE DAY.
AB CHALO DOSTO JALDI SE JAGO
AUR PURE DIN HATH-PAIR MARO..
HEHEHEHEHE….
don’t mind.
Tu to uth kar dhoodh bhi distribute kar aaya banaras Mein ……
Gud mrng …all friends
O ho..! Nilesh bro., ap ka dhoodh ka dhandha h….!!
Wese aj kl kya rate me de rahe ho….dhoodh…
Plz yr thoda kam daalna…paani…dhoodh me…
Hehehehe..plz..don’t mind yr….
Gud mrng frnds…
Hv nyc dy…
are bhai humara milk ka koi work nhi hota…
Early mrng me jagne ka mtlb doodh ka dhandha thode hi karta hu..
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