Pappu Besharam, Ladkiyo Ki Pol Mat Khol
Views: 54,115 - Posted on 08 Jun 2011
Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha
Teacher: “Kinhi 11 Fruits Ke Naam Batao”
Pappu:
2 Divya Ke Santre,
2 Sapna Ki Mausamiya,
2 Anjali Ke Tarbooz,
2 Savita Ke Kharbujhe,
2 Nikita Ke Nimboo,
Or 1 Mera Kella.
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are yar divya ,kyon bechare prince ka jina haram kar rakha hai aapne,aapko nahi pata ki usne aapke chakar me kya kya kiya hai .bahut papad bel chuka hai.aisa mut karo yar pleaz rply karo us bichare prince ko .jo ki bahut paresan hai is time.
Pagal pappy kuch b bol deta hain besharm chii ganda
Good morning admin ji/Sameer ji, aj to apke name k jaise yaha thandi thandi hawa chal rahi hain. Ap kaise ho, mza me toh ho na?
Raj hum jb free hotey hain tb ap he humse baat nhi kertey ho :-C
pyarmohan ji hum kusal se hain ap btayie ap kaise ho?
Jay ap mere bhai ka dhyan kyu nhi rakhtey ho,?
Matrix ji hum apko bhule he kb thae jo yaad kerey
heartbeat- dhak dhak dhak dhak
kapil ji ap aaye or humhe yaad b nhi kiya m sad
hi shivendra ji, panchi ji, divya ji
tere bin kahe ka maja… vaha agar hawa chal rahi hai to soongh ke dekho meri khushbi bhi aati hogi.. nahaye hue 3 din ho gaye na hehehe
Admin ji kushbu to aa rahi hain per apki nhi mitti ki, kafi achi sughand hain
Hi RASHII g hru?
Rashii ji aapke bhai Dhiraj ki jeebh chatori ho gyai hai, Ab wo meri nahi sunta hai, pata nahi kaha 2-2 din bina bataye gayab ho jata hai.
Ab aap hi apne bhai ka khyal rakhiye.
Hey rashii hw r u yaar kaisi ho yaar ye dil ke dhadkne ki awaj tumhare dil ki hai ja phir mere dil ki
rashii ji main bilkul theek hun aur holidays ka aanand utha raha hun.
rashii ji admin bhai ko kaise naraj kar diya?
woh bolne main jitne kadve hain utne hi dil ke aachchhe bhi hain.
aur admin bhi aap bhi purani baton ko bhul kar nayi shuruat karo.kyuki lad jhagad ke duri ke alava kuch nahin badta.
abe oye Pyar E Mohabbat (Pyar E Mohan)
Tu chup kar hehehe ladkiya ese hi set akri jaati hai, nahi to vo kaboo mein nahi aati :P
oye tum log admin ki itni tarif na kiya karo mujse dekhi ni jati :( …hehehe
panchii hehe fir jo tu mera dekhna chahati hai vo saf saf bata de… main akele main tujhe vo hi dikha dunga..
aur janu mujh se naraj na raha kar :( pls ab to rahsii bhi mujh se root gayi hai.. tu to na ha mujhe chod ke (Chhod nahi Chod bola mene) hehehehe
oyeeeeeee besharam muje kuch ni dekhna tera huh
aur tu bhi ajib h yaar teri badi diwani thi usko to koi bhav dete ni the bichari bhag gayi akhir heheh aur to tum dono ki rashi v ek h thi..
hehehe tera huh karna to mera jaan le jata hai Janu
ab ladayi band kar aur dekh main acha aur sharif banda hun… isliye ab mere se pyar se pesh aya kar.. ya fir apni koi bhadiya si cheez mujhe pesh kar (Sandal, Jutte Chapplo ko chhod Ke)
@rana, tumne jaise 2011 ki baat kahi…woh bilkul sahi hai ya galat i donno but tum nahi samajh paoge…yeh jo relation hai yeh koi majak nai hai is relation mein woh puri apni jaan tak loota sakta hai…tum dhiraj hote to samajh pate.
kaash koi is dil k dard ko samajh pata…mere saath kya beeti hai…….ladke ko agar ladki se na milne diya jae…to kaise feelings aaegi….exactly waise he feeling mere 7 bhi hai…the world without girls for straights and world withot boys for gays is equal…bus samajh lo…
Abe Dhiraj yar tujhe rok koun raha hai mujhse milne se ??????
Aa-jana Aaj rat ko 1:15 par apni bhootani ke sath,
Khoob maza aayega jab hun milenge teen yar,
Mai, Tum aur Tumhari wo bhootani………..hehehehe
Hahaha.. Wah Re Pappu
hahahahaha Apna Pappu to bahut sayan nikla yaro wo to Divya Ke Santre, Sapna Ki Mausamiya, Anjali Ke Tarbooz, Savita Ke Kharbujhe aur Nikita Ke Nimboo bhi dekh liya hai..
Accha huwa Pappu ne apni Panchhi aur Rashii ka kuch nahi dekha hai……hehehehe
abe hehe dekha to usne sab ka hai.. par vo madam ne sirf 11 hi fal bole.. hehe 15 bole hote to vo b aa jati..
Humne kaha tha na jay ji apko ap bina soche kuch b bol detey ho
admin ji aapse humhe ye umeed nhi thi
hehe aur jo mujhe tumse ummed thhi vo to jaisi tumne sari puri kar di
par janab jara ye soch ke dekhna ki aap ka naam pahle b to dal sakta tha na.. aur fruits ki wait karne ki jarurat hi kya thhi
aur ye baat mene jan bhuj ke likhi thhi dekhna thha ki tum kya kahti ho
rashii ji thanks.. syane kahte hai jaha se acchi umeed na ho vaha dosti nahi rakhte
thanks
hehehe do aur Fruits Pappu ne dekhe thhe (Aam aur Papita) mujhko maloom hai. lekin wo kis ladki ke thhe ye mai nahi bataunga……….
Rashii maine kya galat bol diya ? Agar aapko meri baatey acchi nahi lagti hai to aap ye kyu nahi bol deti hai ki Jay mera naam apne comments me mat liya karo, Mai aapka kabi nahi lunga.
Waise v mai aapko comments dete samy bahut care karta hun.
admin ji ye kya hai
aa gayi yaad meri… par kuch jaldi nahi aa gayi meri yaad…. thoda aur wait kar leti
Admin ji aap ne joke hi itna faadu likha hai or sbse upar mera hi naam hai
or smjha lo aapne chele (Matrix)ko wo mujhe totli bol raha hai
totali :O abe hehehehe tum to bada pyara bolti hai meri jaan… tumhari awaj sun ke to mera din dophar sham rat sab mast nikalte hai
chal bakwas jyada ho gayi ab fon kar
@divya
Hallo divya h r u
Waise kya tum yaha apne santre bechane aayi ho
Ha ha ha ha a nha ha
oye.. Mien admin ka koi chela wela nahi hu, balki wo mera chela hai. he..he..
aur tu uski cheli hai, samjhi cid ki girlfriend(ye baat mujhe CID ne w2h par batai thi) he..he.. ;)
@divya
He hum h ru
Are kbhi to koi is admin bro. Ko chhod kr hme bhi yaad kr liya kro
Akhir me hum to isi site k niwasi h
Tumlog ho ki sabko sirf ek hi banda dikhta
Aur ho h hamare admin brother
@admin
Yaar ek sit ko to chhod de jaha hum sab ko bhi baithne ka mouka mile
Hey Dhiraj yar,
3 GADHY ZOO
Sy Farar Hogaye hai.
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hai,
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hai,
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha hai!
ha ha ha ha ha
LADKI- KIYA DAYKH TE HOO ?
LADKA- MAMMAY TUMARE.
LADKI- KIYA CHATE HOO ?
LADKA- CHOOT TUMARI
LADKI- NA HUM JO KHA DE ?
LADKA -TOO HUM GAAND PHAR DENGE TUMARI:P
Mast Joke hai.. he he he..
Aaila….Ek hi jhatke me sabke darshan ho gaye yaha to… Aankhe tar ho gayi.. he he he.. Lekin ek shikaayt hai..ek ka naam to isme aaya hi nahi? Ya isi bahane in sabko dubaara apne paas bulaana chahte ho..? he he he.
if girls and boys are not allowed to marry what will happen??
kuch nahi Callgirls ke rate badd jane thhe
Aur Gandu salo ka v………
kuch nhi teri deemand badh jati
sahi kaha he..he..he..
@admin bhai
Good morning n h r u
Kya baat bat h aap ne i min pappu ne to ladkiyo ki baat laga di
Bahut acche
Aise hi lage rahiye
All the best
thanks ji… bas aap log apna pyar ese hi mujhe dete rahe aur har week ek kanya donate karte rahiye.. main bhi ese hi laga rahunga ;)
Kyun daily Se weeks pe kaie aa gaye bro.. Haryana me fir gender % gadbad ho gaya kya? he he he.
abe vo hehe daily kar kar ke.. body ki energy khatam ho jati hai.. hehehe daily karunga to fir shayad joke likh to kya padd b na pauu ehehehe
@admin
Kya yaar tum mujhe samjhata kya h
Km se km mera nhi to mere nam ka to kadraki ya kro
Waise is mamle mai teri koi madad nhi kar salta
Ha jab tera kam krne k bad fasne ka wqt rahega to us wqt mai tujhe bacha lunga
Wai se mere pas to tumhe dpnet karne k liye h bhi nhi
Pr ab tu hmari madad kro
Tumhare pas itni saro itame h
1/2 hame bhi dilawo
Your Dr.kumar
Baba g hru? Lage raho pappu aakhir tmhe santa ka naam roshan krna hai. Jay, dhiraj, wanted, matrix, kapil, banzara , panchy, kaise ho sb?
Jay, dhiraj, prince, rana, rawan, wanted, matrix, kapil, banzara , panchy, kaise ho sb?
Shivendra bhai hum to Santre, Mausamiya, Tarbooz, Kharbujhe aur Nimboo khoob le rahe hai, Aur Aap bhi jitana jyada se jyada ho sake enko use karey…..Garmi nahi lagegi……hehehe
Badhiya hain bhai.. waise aapki mummy-daddy ne aapka achha naam rakha hai..varna ek time ye log (shiv + endra) dushman hua karte the. he he he.
h!!!!! shivendra…………kya YaaR
baaki sb kya tmhe spcl kela or santre bhejte hai,jop mujhe bhul gye
koi baat nhi,achha ab dekho
@.@
_/( ‘ )_ _/”"”_
Pehchano isko?
Bandaria b nai?
Lomri b nai?
Billi b nai?
oiy Teri BUND Da Keera Ay
Jera Tenu mera naam likhan to rokda hai,
hehehehehehe……………………….
hun das.!!!!!!!!!!!11
Mast hun yaar
Dear All Friends,
hehehehe…… Agar aap chahte hai ke Aapko Garmi na lage aur aapki body ki garmi nikal jaye to aap Santre, Mausammi, Tarbooz, Kharbujhe aur Nimboo din rat khayen aur peeyen….
hello JaY……….shukr hai ab tmhe pta chla gya
or sbko bta dia,,,,
thanxs YaaR
mera kaam karne k lye
NARESH LOVING BOY to mera Dost hai yaar hai mera Farz banta hai k mai tera Kaam karu:P
thanxs………JAY ho.
Hum thik hain shivendra ji ap kaise ho?
Naresh luving boy kaise ho aap? Jay tarbooj khrbuj lene ko hm taiyar hai bt koi dene ko b to taiyar ho. Jay aap hi koi jugad laga do na.
& Rashii g hm b mast hai. Vaise baba g k jokes padh k koi spne me b dukhi nhi ho skta.
Yaar Shivendra agar Tumko Tarbooz, Kharbooz nahi mil rahe hai to mai ek idea deta hu.
BABA Ji ke PAPPU ko Khus kar do, wo tarbooz, kharbooz kya sabi 11 Fruits Available kara dega…..hehehe
abe oye bhonsdi ke kya bol raha hai mujhe esa samajh rakha hai tune
By the way ye kam mene 2 din pahle hi choda hai
Mast Yaar…………tmne yaad kia,me aagya
or ADMIN ke joke always……mast..raapchik hote hai.
but aajkal ke bache,bache nhi rhe(shaitaan hai),
q.k.
Sexy Female teacher:-Mere marney k baad meri qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga?
Pappu: “Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai”
hehehehehe……..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mehengai badi bas ladko ke liye
ladki auto wale se bhai sahab bhudha gardan ke kitne rupay logo
auto wala 200 rs
ladki pehle to 150 lagte the
auto wala madam ab kya kre mehengai hi itni ho gai hai
ladki bato bato mei aapne chucho pe haath pherti hai
ladki kuch to kam karo
auto wala madam aap free mei beth jao pr plz mere auto mei beth jao
Hello frndddddddddddddsssssssssss…………………….G'nnnn
"DosT" sb kese ho,YaaRo……………..
aaj kal ke bache ko v ,sirf ladkion k (.)_(.)
hi dikhai dete hai………….Nauty.
ye ladkiya itne nakhre kyun karti hai
aisi in mei koon si baat hai jo ladke inke
deewane huye firte hai
enjoy life without wife
daddy says no risk
but
i like risk
Divya Jaanu……… Aap call karna band kr do
Aap mail krna band kr do
Aap chating karna band kr do
Aap non veg jokes pe comment dene band kr do
jo karna hai wo karo
lekin hum bhi bade wale hai jisko chhu liya
usse pane ki tamana rakhte hai
mujh se race lagaogi to aapko sirf haar milegi
kyunki school time mei 3 baar first aur 1 baar 2nd aaya hu
to mujhse dur bhagne ki koshis bhi mat karna
agr aap fir bhi bhagogi to main aapko aur bhagaunga
aur jab tak bhagaunga jab tak aap haar nahi maan leti
aap mujhse dur bhagti raho
main aapke pichhe hi hu
jis din pani bardast se upar ho gaya aap soch bhi nahi sakti
main kya kr sakta hu
aapki bhalai ise mei hai mujhe jayda tang mat karo
iss race main main aapke pichhe pichhe hu
jis din main aapse aage nikal gaya uss
din bahut der ho gai hogi
baad mei aapko pachhtana na pade
divya ji
divya is saale prince ko ek din mil kar zahar dede saala sab khatam ho jayega. he he he saala jab dekho roto rahta hai.heheh
Ok ji hum sorry boltey hain apko admin ji, galat que ker liya humne aapse. Or ye kya kaha aapne last me hume samajh nhi aaya, humari koi baat apko buri lgi ho toh us k liye hum apko sorry boltey hain
jay ji hume to lga tha ap dhiraj ji ki care kertey ho humhe nhi pta tha ap humari b care kertey ho hehe
Admin ji = Jay ji = SORRY = (_)> = Rashii = FRIENDS
aa jayega samajh….. dhayan se pado sab samajh aa jayega..
Ap he samjha dijiye na
iska matlab hai ki ab mere se baat na karo…
kyunki jiski koi cheez aapko achi na lagi ho us se baat karna chhod diye kya pata kabhi aur kuch b bura lag jaye
aap jao hume chhod ke in sunsan raaho par, hum bhi syane hai panchhi se gujara kar lenge :P
oyee matlabi kauve tere muh se koyal ki boli achhi ni lgti…
:(( panchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Agar aap log hindi sahitya me ruchi rakhte hai to hi jawab dijiyega
ek stree purush ke liye kya hai?
Mana ki Hamare yaha western culture teji se chha raha hai phir bhi hame ladies ke liye galat word use karne ki jarurat nahi hai..
Pahle to aap hi bataiye Radheshyam Ji Ki stri aapke liye kya hai? Iske baad main bataunga ki tree hamare liy kya hai..
wo kya hai na hum log baba ji ke chele hain..aur baaba ji ne hi hum logo ko sikhaya hai ki apna jawab dene se pahle saamne waale ka jawab sun lo fir usi ke according(uske mind level ke according) jawab do..nahi to wo samajh nahi paayega..
hehe waaah bhai waah.. tum to baba ke Naksh E Kadamo pe chal rahe ho.. jaldi hi tarakki karoge
bas mujhe hehe Rashii ya panchii mein se koi dilva dena. Guru Dakshina ke roop mein
Rashii G Aap Dhiraj ki kya hai ????
Ans: Di!
Aur Dhiraj mera kya hai ?
Ans: Yaar!
Ab ye bataye k agar mai apne yaar ke Di ka care nahi karunga to Yaar Naraz nahi ho jayega ???????
Waise mai Admin aur Apni Bike ki v bahut Care karta hun……hehehe
hmmm meri kaisi be….
Kisi ne predict kiya tha ki bharat 3rd world war ke baad duniya ka sabse bada super power banega .
Kya koi chahega ki 3rd world war ho.
Hum to 4th bhi chahte hain..bus ladkiyo se ho jaaye ye world waar.. maza aa jayega.
Admin ko Arjun bana denge. wo apni baato ke teer se sabko dharashayi kar dega..
Jay bhim ban jaayega… Aisi aisi gaaliyo ki bauchhar padegi ki Ladkiya kaan mund lengi..
Kapil bhai ki baat alag hai..pahle pyaar se samjhate hain fir bande ki g%%d maar dete hain..
Raaj Hume updesh dete rahenge ki ye bach ke kaise nikal gayi bheem isko thok.. he he he..
jo chhut gaye hain wo bhi apni quality likh den..
Abe Prince (TBG) tumne apni quality kyu nahi bataya hai?
Aur Tumne mere ek Dost ka naam nahi likha hai…
wo mera yar banega Shikandi.
jo karega sabki Aag thandhi……hehehehe
hehehe abe prince ganda ladka hamesha ganda hi sochta hai kis baat ka badla le raha bhai, mujhe to tune out of fashion bana diya kya kaha me updesh deta rahunga hehehe abe nhi me bahut mehnati hu sara kaam akele hi kar lunga, aur apne dosto ko thakne nhi dunga dnt wry experience hai, aur aisa kyon mujhe lag rha hai ki mujhe sab pakanewala,updeshdene wala samajh raha hai hahahahaha darshal baat ye hai pyare jo baba,pravachan N updesh denewale zindagi ka moh maya esliye chhod dete h kyonki unhe lagta hai wo bahut bade papi hai iska matlab ye mat samjho ki wo jivan me ku karmo se aggyan hai balki unke paas to sabse jyada gyan hota h ab tu samajh le me sarif banne ki koshis Q kar raha hu hehehe
Ab ye kis ghonchu ne keh diya. Kahin tu raj bindaas ki baaat to nahi kar raha na!! ha..ha..
abe ullu wo tujhe kutia bana ke oh sorry he..he.. I mean chutiya bana ke tere sath wo karna chahata tha, ab samajh le kya karna chata tha.. ha..ha..ha…
Matrix yaar tere se accha Raj Bro. ke bare me koi nahi bata sakta hai:P
Sry kyu bola me aksar dogi style oh i mean kuttiya style me hi marta hu
Radheshyam g pahle us predict krne wale ka naam to batao? Humara pappu nd santa kya krege ww4 me?
good joke hi good noon all friend
hehehe hii all friendss, babaji ,mausam imran , prince,jay, shalu, rashi, divya darling anjali champo, nikita champo, manish , kapil , kaise ho sab
muje bhul gaye kya
. babaji jokes accha hai par ye pappu kon tha ye batao. he hehe plzz batana jarur . aap ka chela bhut pareshan hai. saala pappu ki to nikal padi . ab tak to margaya hoga . he he he raavan yaare kidhar hai bhut samay ho gaya teri koi comments nahi aaye.
Abe Anshul tu Pappu ko nahi janta ??????
Yaar wo Apna/BABA ji ka Pappu thha…….hehehe
gooooooooooooog joke ma bhen ek kardi
Hey yaro……
Kuddiyo ka Nasha pyare, Nasha sabse naseela hai.
Jise dekho yaha wo Husn ki Barish me geela hai.
Isaq ke naam pe sabhi, karte ab Raas leela hai.
Mai karun to sala corrector dheela hai…….
Wo ho Mai karun to sala corrector dheela hai.
Are pappu tere pas kela nahi ,khjoor h. Dhyan se dekh jara . . . . . . . . . . . . . .HaHa
abe bhutnike………….tune kb try kia
jo khjoor k uper bath gya…..
hehehehehehehehe……….
nice bt old joke…..
Anjali tere Tarbooz hai kya..??
hi..kaise hain sab?
Nimboo ek fruit h ?
ye hui na baat… vakiye hi dear man gaye
mene jan bhuk je esa likha thha taki dekhu ki sab jokes hi padte hai ya dimag b chalate hai
vakiye hi tum adminstress ban sakti ho apna number do hehee
he he.. boob job karte waqt fruit squash ho jayega
Wah administress ji aap to sach mien bahut smart ho! Apne to larkiyo ka sar uncha kar diya. Ap to super administress banne layak ho. ;)
Ofcourse lemon is fruit, because it contains seed. You check on wikipedia. Or google it.
Hi Lovely & Sexy Jokes I Love Non Veg Jokes…….
thanx matrix nd admin..
Matrix apke nam ka logic kya h..
Admin..thk h mai tyar hun administress banne k liye agar aap sari moderation n approval authority de do to..;)
Pehle ye batao ki savita naam ka kya logic hai! he..he..
Ok sure mere liye achha hai
But if u want this den first tell me who r u? Honestly
thk h..aap facebook pe kis nam se ho?
tum batao na tum kis nam se ho…. by the way facebook hai kya heheh
aur han net pe search krke pta laga k nimboo sach me ek fruit hi h…
Bhabhi ji to kya aap Pappu ko bewkoof samajh rahi hai ??????????
;):p
Hey dosto mera pappu so gaya aur mai v ja raha hun soney……….Aap log v apne Pappu ko pahle sula kar baad me sona, nahi to pappu ki tabiyat karab ho jayegi aur wo ulatiya karne lagega….heheheh
Good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very gd yaar lage raho
Anjali kaisi ho dear