Pappu Ka Gussa
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Pappu Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai
Aadmi: “Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti!!”
Pappu: “Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai”
Aadmi: “Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai?”
Beccha:”Nahi”
Aadmi: “To, Phir?”
Pappu: “Behan Ke Lode, Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai, Teri Tarha Bakchodi Nahi Karte“
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Very nice joke.
@preettu ji (love preet ji), last joke me aapne kha tha k aap mere liye jaan v de doge bt mai aapke liye jaan nhi de sakta because mai marne k pahle kuch pal aapke sath jina chahta hu, nd waise v aapke jaan pr mera koi haq nhi banta to wo kaise mang lu ?
@admin ji, hehehehe, joke to mast-2 la rhe ho, nd haa, tabiyat kaisi hai aapki,
@All dear frnds *~*~*~ Useful 40 things in life ~*~*~*~*
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a
beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time to practice prayer, meditation and yoga.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2010.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
Personality
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
Last but not the least
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about…
Heheh jay yaar ye kya he mujse to padhe v ni ja rhe itne sare…heheh
Heheh jay tu jis budhiya ki bat kr rha tha voh sexy uncle ki wife hmari sexy aunty thi …heheh wo budhiya bomb hai…. @hey LIPSY dear me thik nd lyf v achi chal rai hai ..u btao dear kesi ho? @RAAVAN tum toh aesa ni bolte na kisiko.?. heheh
Hi jay its so informative and helpful.. Can u pls mail these 4o useful points to me?
ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha he he he nice yaar admin yaar
hahhahhhahhhaha
nice joke
lagta he ye Pappu apne baap santa ka naam jarur roshan karega
hahahhahahhaha
sabhi logo ko janhit ma free salaah
Is Pappu se kuchh seekho,yaar apne kaam se kaam rakha karo,ho sakta he ki tum log bhi 105 saal tak jiyo
hehehehhee
Raj g apko to mein roj yaad krti hun par aap nai krte rahul mere har coment ka ans. Deta is liye muje wo acha lagta hai.
Behad sahi jawab hai bachche ka,bin puche salah dene walon ki to line lagi rahti hai ji duniya me, admin bhai maja aa gaya. Thanks
ankur kitnee lambi line lagi he tere ghar ke saamne salaah dene walo ki.lagtaa he tujhe kuchh jyaada hi salaah dete hain log,apne kaam se kaam rahaa kar koi nhi deha tujhe salaah hehehheheeee pappu ban hahhaaa
Hello Rana g ki hall ne aap de
@hiii,Preet!lipsy, mainu haal te change hai g..tusi aapnu haal daso g. Mainu vakalat karda hun hor u.p. se blng karda hun. …….. tuwada commt mainu samjh me aagaya but panjabi wich reply te prblm hondi hai….. je tusi te sikha lunga… hor ha yaara wich hukum neyi nivedan honda hai……. sry if any mistk. ……….
Heheh le pappu ko gussa v ata hai..?!! Congrats preet first ayi ho …
waah re pappu tu to bada smart hai re
ye papu ne tho admi ki leli badhya se he he he.
Preet darlng me tho sai hu,wese mre b gf dhradun me nai rhati hai tho me bi akela hu or tmbi, tho tmhara kya khayal hai.wese kya me or tum ek duse ke bnsakte hai,btadna ok
hey lofar bhai tere pas tho panchi ki patang pahuchti hai na bt mre pas tho panchi pahucti hai,tm enjoy karo panchi ke patang se or me…. he he he
ha ha ha lol !Bahut badhiya
@lofar, g haa mai up board se padha hu. Hindi bolne aur likhne ko taras gaya tha. Yaha par mauka dekha to vichar prasfutit kar diye . Waise hindi me mera interest nahi hai bas practise kar raha tha.joke se jyada to Mazaa aa raha tha mujhe wo commnt likhte samay. HaHaha
nice one……
Ye pappu sala harami ki auolad kisi din buri tarah se pitega sabhi ko galiya deta hai……
@ jay
Pappu:" Kun sala, behanchood, behan ka loda, madarchood kehta hai main GALI deta hun"
@admin is post ko publish jarur ker dena Ye kisi bhi user ke liye personal nahi hai, Ye to ek joke hai, maine ise sirf jay ke baat per mera , jay ne kaha tha pappu bahut gali deta hai
Kaise ho Admin Sir?
Hamari Zindagi Mukammal Ho Jayegi…
Agar Admin Sir aur Main Rukhsana Aur Hamare …
Dhair Sare
Chote Chote
Pyare Pyare
Bilkul Hamare
Jaise
Nanhe Munne
Shararti Se
JOKES Sath Ho…..
Rukhsana… Sorry mene tumhare comments mein se BACHHE ki jagha JOKES likh diya
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…… yaar kya reply hai admin bhai…. maza aa gaya… hehehe,… vry nice..
hi
Rukhsana ji lagta hai aap bahut zinda dil mizaaj hain
hamari dosti khabool karen
acha likha hai, bt iska old version kafi pehle aaya tha, aur joke padhkar aisa lagta hai jaise jabardasti nonveg babane ki kosish ki ja rahi ho
@panchi jan me wait karuga tmhara,lekin agar ho ske tho thodha jaldi ajao yar tho jada acha hai,kuki ab tmhare bina rhana badha muskil ho gaya hai,jaldi ao he he he
@pret janu thankx ki tm muje pasand karti ho,or me b tmko pasnd karta hu kuki tmbi mra sara ans dti ho,lekn jo is cmnt ke phle jo cmnt kia hai uska ans tho dedo.
rashi ji, aapke liye ek sher hai…
@aye dil tu n dhadak,
tu dhadkta hai to unki yaad aati hai,
wo to khush hai apni dunia me,
jaan to pal pal hamari jati hai.
@mausam dear, aap mere se baat q nhi kr rhe ho
@lofar mai b.com 3rd year ka studend hu nd sath me kuch mob k whollsale ka business v karta hu isiliye aksar der se hi cmnt ka jawab de pata hu, aap kya krte ho dear ?
@Rahul bhai apke paas kiska panchhi pahucha hai SexyUncle ka to nahi na hahahahaha
@Dev bhai ye jankar kaphi dukh hua k apko hindi bolne me interest nahi hai aur shayad hindi bolne me apko sharm b ati hogi yar kabi south me aao dekho how people love their language tamil telgu kannad etc aur hum saale hindibhashi hindi bolne me sharm mahsoos karte hai dev dont take it prsnly
@lofar mere yaar maine ye kab kaha ki mujhe hindi bolne me sharm ati hai. mere kahne ka matlab tha ki mujhe hindi sahitya me interest nahi hai.
Rahul yesi kya bat hai hum wese b ache fd hai to hai or kya chahiye. @pachni g thank u or aap kesi ho life kesi chal ri hai.
Hello dev h r u? Yar tum kabi hume puch liya kro tum to bhul hi ge janeman
preet. mai kisi frnd ko kabhi bhulta nahi hu, wo chahe mujhe bhula de. isiliye aaj tak mera koi dushman nahi bana, kyoki dost hi dushman ban jate hai, jab hum unhe ignore karne lagte hai. uski wajah chahe jo ho. mai tumhe kabhi nahi bhulunga ok. bas mujhe isi tarah yaad karte rahna. t.c. g.n.
@Rashii ji,
Din Dashara, Raat Diwali, Roz manegi holi.
Aise hi bolate rahna Rashii ji, Koyal se boli.
Rashii ji hum aapki tareef nahi kar rahe hai, Maine aapki awaz to nahi suni hai, lekin aapke likhe gaye comments se hi humko koyal k jaisi pyari awaz sunayi deti hai…….
lofar bhai yar panchi kab sxy unche ki ho gai,yar panchi ye lofar kya bolrha hai kya ye sai hai.he he he
Preet janu tum jo sai samje wai thk hai,me tho bas puchrha tha.
RAHUL yaar me sirf apne mom dad ki daughter panchhi hu aur tum sb ki frnd panchhi hu baki kisi k kuch ni hu…ab to clear ho gya na..!?
Khub bhalo! Misti joke
Admin tumi amar k aapan number nai debi?
Kajal madam ji sorry mujhe aapki english samajh nahi aayi
Wo bengoli tha aur maine apka number mang rahi thi, aur ye error 404 ne mujhe pareshan kar dia hai
Kajal ji konsa error 404 aur kaha aa raha hai
Rahul jan mene jawab diya to hai apne padha nai.
hy frnds kapil rahul dev Preet! Lipsy kajal admin lofar wanted nishat syeed anil mohit jay ankur dev anshul rashi divya anjali sheela and my dear panchhi how r u all
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oye panchhi jaan yaar ab mai aa gya hu tum ghabrao mat ab mai regular comment dunga or yaar maine suna hai ki tumhari patang lofar ne pakd lee hai use mai le aaunga tum masti se patang udao lekin road par nahi jana ab tumhari patang katne ki koi himmat nahi karega hiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha hi ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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lofar yaar raavan ki gair mojudgi me tumne panchhi ki patang kaat li hai ye tune achchha nahi kiya aisa karne se pahle tumhare dimag me raavan ka khyal nahi aaya chal ab ise panchhi ko vaapis karo or haan rassi samet vaapis karna rassi nahi rakhna hiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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hy rahul bhai kaise ho yaar mai thoda bysy tha isliye comment nahi de pa raha tha panchhi meri majburi achchhi tarah se samjhti hai usne mujhe miss to kiya lekin use raavan par bhrosa hai
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hy rashi kaisi ho yaar meri taraf se koi comment diya ya nahi yaar aapki didi panchhi kahin dikhayi nahi de rahi aapko to pta hoga vo kahan hai kahin usko lofar rahul ya sexyuncle ne to kidnap nahi kiya hai mujhe kidnaper ka naam to batao yaar
Jab mai comment post karti hu to kavi kavi error 404 show
karta hai aur mera post submit nahi hota
hmmm firefox use karo… kyunki kbi kisi or ko problem nhi aayi
its ok dear,yar pls ji mat bola karo kuki me tho kisi ko ji nai bolta kuki yha pe sb frnds hai isilye
@Anil4o29211.,plzz jay k againt kucch bhi mat bolna he is my something more den a friend…plzz anil i request u..
@Jay,..plz site ko chhodne ki baat mat karo…nahi to mera bhi iss site mein mann nahi lagega..agar jis din tum ye karna pade…mere liye kucch kah k chale jana..tc dear..
@Hey koi bhi jay k against kucch nahi bolega..plzz!!. i request everybody…
@Jay…way 2 heart to dhiraj hai..hehe!! jay plz control ur self…my love ,god is always wid u…dont worry!!..
@Panchhi meri priyatama yar tumare man me gande gande khayal aa rahe the isiliye maine clear kiya aur ab kah rahi ho ……………………
@Dev bhai apko bura laga ho to sorry buddy hindi sahitya then its ok yar i cn undrstnd.
@Rahul pra yaar tu kyu meri wat laga raha hai bdi mushkil se to maine baat ko sambhala hai Panchhi mujhse pahle kuch naraz ho gayi thi. @Panchhi tum rahul ki bat per dhyan mat dena
@Raj bhai yar topic nahi milega to tum kisi b ladki ko wo b Panchhi jaisi ko badnaam karoge hain hahahahahaha waise khusi hui k log mera intention samaj rahe hai hahahahahaa
@Wanted bhai apko pahle b bta chuka hu k ek mnc me sw eng hu lekin tumko ladkiyo k cmnts padhne se fursat mile tb na!!! Hahahahaha waise abi kaun sa mobile bst chal raha hai
Bhola Santa india australia ka match dekhne tv ke sahmne baithne se pehle tv par bomb rakh kar baithta ha
Pappu.papa ye bomb kyu rakha ha
Santa apne bete ko samjate hue bolta ha dekho beta ye match bi kisi yudh ki tarah hota ha agar india match har gya na to ma bomb ko aag laga dunda tv me austrelia teem khatam ho jaegi is tarah india jeet jaega
@jay, tumne jo cheeze likhi ..that was amazing jst like u…i have noted it in my diary…bahut positive effect laga padhkar..u are nice…i too write dis types of thoughts jst like u wrote…m impressed on u..tc.
@jay, tum jante ho god ne hame milaya hai aur mujhe nahi lagta tumhare jaisa koi dusra hoga..
@Panchhi, jay ne tumhe dher sare gifts diye hai pure 40 pado ek ek karke..hehe!!.
yarr ye pappu to waqai kamina hai hehehe
nice Joke sameer bhai
gdn8 admin bhai,preet,panchi,rashi,sheela,lofar,ravan,rana,raj bindas,jay,dev,shallu,kajal,anjali,divya,rosy,sweta,ratan,dheraj,sxy uncle,mausam,wanted,kapil,dabang,metrix,anil,atankwadi n all frnds.sry agar kisi ko bhul gaya hu.
@Admin, alright so i wont do again,happy may god how angry
u r @Rashiiji – aap hame bulakar kaha chali gayi @Panchhi – he he
he, mere liye kuch v likhdo yaar tumhare muh se sab acha lagta hai,
meri shinchain! @Sexy uncle – tumhare bin sab suna lag raha hai,abe
tujhe itni galiya de raha hu ek to reply kar sale…. @preete –
thanx 4 remembar me tumhari aur rahul ki dosti achhi lag rahi hai
me kabab me haddi nai banna chahta, he he he @Rosy – wat i said oh!
forgot" u don't have time 4 read
Hi everyone, am Raj. I comes this website daily and read
the jokes such a faadu jokes yaar, today am coming with special
money making scheme, is there anyone who is interested.
baccha raj,…… tu apni maney banane wali macine apni hi g…nd me dal le aur maze se khud hi maney bana aur maza le….. ham logo k pass alrdy etni maney hai k etna batne k baad bhi khatam nahi hoti……. tujhko jarurat ho to ham logo se le lena ham log to interested nahi hai…………. hehehe………. abe na duwa- salam na hai halo aate hi haramipana chalu.. …..
@JAY..I hate boys kyonki wey ladkio ko chahte hain…nd i
love girls or hate girls confused..hehehe!!.
I use internet explorer and opera but error happens in
opera only
@hey, frendz, mujhe lagta hai anuj nd divya, both r same.. because jab anuj site pr aata hai to divya v aa jati hai nd jab divya site pr nhi aati to anuj v nhi aata. m nt cnmfirm bt i think… hehehehe admin bro kuch clear karoge dear
@lofar dear, aisi baat nhi h k mai sirf ladkio k cmnt padta hu, maine phle v bataya k mai kuch busy rahta hu so cmnt regularly read nhi kr pata, sorry, waise samsung galaxy ne kafi dhoom machaya hua hai ab tk
@preettooo, kha hooooooo
@raj, yup u r rite.. I dnt hav time..jitna time hota h, usi me manage karna hota h
@Rana yaar tumne Raj-the money making scheme wale ki mast maar li re bhai ab wo kisi ko b scheme batane se pahle tumhare baare me sochega! But Rana bhai mujhe kya lagta hai k hume naye laundo ko mauka dena chahiye talent dikhane ka baki Rana bhai jaisa bole.
@lofar ,…… yaar u r right but naye laundo ko apna
talent dikhane se pahle kuch duwa-salam bhi karna chahiye … 1st
commt me aate hi haramipana chalu kar diya..,… hehehe……..
aftrall es site per admin k alawa hamare – tumhare jaise samajhdar
bande bhi hai… jo udti panchi k bhi per gin lete
hai…hahahahaha!!
hehehe good joke_________________________
Hi frnds janker acha laga ki aap sabne mujhe yaad rakha thanks dosto_______________________
arush yaar mai 4 din kuch jyada hi busy tha so comment tak read nahi kar paya____________________________
rashii ji u r so sweet n agar dad ne mujhe kamre mai band kiya to apko hi bulaunga madad ke liye _______________________dhiraj sorry apki coment ka rply nahi kar paya, busy tha , kese ho baby?__________________________
panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tumne mujhe yaad nahi kiya ,kese yaad karogi uddne se fursat kaha hai tumhe._________________________________________admin bhai w2h par block show ho rha hai plz chek kar lo unblock kar dena.plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz