Pappu Ka Gussa, Tauba Re Tauba
Views: 35,084 - Posted on 30 May 2011
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Hahahahaha…….gud joke baba ji……gud morning to my all frnds kese ho aap sab….
gande bachhe chup kar minors r not allowed here
Øooye tu yaha kese ……hehehe ør sahi kaha yaaha adult hi sakte hai…..by d way mai b " Adult Under 18 " hu……..na visvaas to Baba ji se puch le….
Good jokes
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hi friends,
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Hey dosto kal Sunday thaa aap logo ne kya kiya ? Yaro mera bhi Sunday ka din BABA Ji ki tarah bhalai (Help) karne ka din hai. Kal maine kya kiya ye mai aapko bata raha hun…….
Mera ek dost jo esi nonveg site ka hai. Uski problem hai ki wo jab kishi Ladki k sath ### karne jata hai to Kabhi-Kabhi uska Pappu khada hi nahi hota hai, wo bechara bahut sharmind ho jata hai . Shayad es baat ka jikar usne ek bar apne comments me v kiya hai. Kal kya huwa, wo mera dost aur mai dono log Drive pe nikale aur Ghumate-Ghumte mood ban gaya ki BABA ji ke pash chaltey hai . Aur phir kya hum BABA ji ke pash pahunch gaye.
BABA ji hum dono ko Dekhte hi boley: Abe kutto, Kameeno Aaj Sunday k din edhar kaise? kya aaj koi SHIkar nahi mila jo mere pash aa gaye ??????
Mai Bola: BABA ji nahi bash aapki yaad aa gayi aur mere es dost ki ek problem hai .
BABA Ji: Bol Bachha kya problem hai ?
Mere dost: BABA Ji Mera Pappu kabhi-kabhi khada nahi hota hai.
BABA Ji Bole : Bachha jab kabhi Pappu khada na ho to PAPPU ko hath me pakadkar “Jan Gan Man Adhinayak Jay he, Bharat Bhagy Bidhata” (Rastrgaan) shuru kar diya karo.
Mai Bola: BABA Ji ye kya Majak kar rahe hai ?????
BABA ji Bole: Jay ye majak nahi hai. “RASTRGAAN” sunkar jab Pardhanmantri aur Rastrapati jaise bade-bade log khade ho jatey hai to Pappu ki kya mazal ki wo Sala khada na ho.
Jawo baccho try karo aur aish karo……..Agar aisa na huwa to phir BABA ji Apna “DHANDHA” chor dega:P
hehehe bhai par tune result to bataya nahi… khada hua ya nahi hehe jaha tak mujhe lagta hai tatte b khade ho gaye honge
Bhai agar khade hone ki story v likhta to comments bahut Lamba ho jata, so wo story phir dusare comment me bataunga.
Yaar Jay..Kam Se Kam Ab to chhod Mujhe mere bhai.. wiase long drive pe jaane ka maza aa gaya.. lekin yaar teri moped to badi khatara nikli.. Baad me pata chala ki isi bahane jay apna bhi khada karne me lag gaya tha.. he he he..
Yaar joke to accha tha lekin tumhe rashtragaan ki insult nhi karni chahiye thi.. Bharat Mata Ki Jay!
Hi jessica happy bday
Happy B'day Dear Jessica… Aap Jo Bhi Ho Boys Ya Girls. B'Day Wishesh Kabul Kariye.
nice joke.
namaste admin ji,savita ji,rashii ji panchhi ji,cobra ji, banjara ji,jay ji veeru ji,kaise hain aap sabhi log?
admin ji panchhi ladka hai ye aapko kaise pata chala jarur batana.
yaar bachpan se sun rha hu ki papu school jata hai, pappu pass v hota hai pr, wo bada hokar cledge q nhi jata
@oye admin tu jack ki gand q maar rha hai? kuch samajh me nhi aaya.
waise yaar tu mere jaate hi mujhe bhul gya, jabki ek baar tumne mujhe bhai v bola tha. or tumne sajan ne koli angiya dubara se hindi me q post ki?
@rashii, mai kvi jail nhi gya tha dear. nd hospital me isliye tha qki mera bike se accident ho gya tha. wo kya hai n ki ab hr ladki me mujhe tum hi nzr aati ho so bike chalate huye v aankho ki sikai krne lagta hu. hehehehe
Abe main kab bhula tujhe or mene pucha to thha ki bhai tu kidhar gayab ho gaya.
Aur yaar kya karu vo bhejne wali hindi mein hi bhejti hai :(
Aur jack ko galiya uski kartooto ki vajah se de raha hun tu tens na le.
abe tu kab hospital gaya tha bataya nahi..
hospital to raj gaya tha ok koi baat nahi ab tu kaisa hai?
bike chalate samay dhyan rakha kar, ye ladkiyon ke chakkar me rahega to ek din bike se hath dho baithega or hath paw bhi salamat nahi rahenge.
ok TC
Hahahahahah,,..,,
Agar yahi waqya asliyat mien hota to bahut maja ata. haahah,,,..,,,,
hahaha. Pappu to bahat gusse wala hai
Mujhe ek baat samajh me nahi aati… jo log apne upar is tarah ke comment nahi dekh sakte wo dusro ke upar is tarah ke comment karte kyun hain? Comment dene se pahle samjh lo bahiyon..yaha aake apne aap ko sabka baap mat samjhna kyun ki sabka mind level alag alag hota hai.. tit for tat ke liye taiyaar ho to aao comment ke maidaan me..(ye baat kisi se indirectly kahi jaa rahi hai..samjh gaya na be too..)
@banjaar bhai tumhaare breakup se ek faayda to hua tumhaar gussa gayab ho gaya.. mujhe bhi bahut gussa aata hai..sochta aur ek aur ladki pataun aur use chhod doo… he he he. Yaar Admin kya halle hain tumhaare..in leechhado ke comment pe tu reply hi mat de..apne aap thande ho jaayenge..
Prince bhai tumhari baat ek dum sahi hai par yaar thing is mere ko gussa jaldi aa jata hai.
Khas kar jab koi mere user ko bole. Ye sale jack ne kaisi kah diya ki tum log ab uchloge, sach ka sath dena koi galat hai. Ese logo ko gaand marane de
Baba Ji ka ek formula hai jo Yaha likh raha hun coz joke mein nahi likh sakta, non veg nahi hai na.
Agar aap logo ko kisi pe gussa aa raha hai ya galiya dene ka dil kar rha hai to nikal do galiya bcoz tum apni body se negetive aur gandi energy nikal rahe ho. This will keep u healthy and young.
Aur b kayi fayde hai vo tasalli se bataunga kabhi
Baba ki is fayede ka is site mien prayog bhul se bhi na kare.
Janhit Mien Jaari…
Aur ek fayda hai, jab bhi gand mien khujli ho to baba ko bolna wo khujli mita dega, jaise kai logo ki mitai hai. hahah,,,
Hehehe….. BABA Ji ne ekdam sahi kaha hai. Ki jab man ya dil me gali aa jaye to usko nikal dena hi chahiye nahi to wo bechain kiye rahti hai, Jaise apna L##d josh me aa jata hai aur usme se jab tak nikalta nahi hai hum pareshan rahte hai aur nikaltey hi hum ekdam relax ho jate hai….hehehe
Hmmm bat to sahi h….chal be admin kutte kamine, halkat, kale kalute,bhoot, nalayk, naffat, jalil, kauve ….wah wah kitna relax feel kr rhi hu me …thanx baba ji…idea kamal ka h
hehe ab relax feel akr liya ho to aankhein band kar le Sidhi hoke let ja… baba Khud tere shareer i mean pankho ke darshan karne aayega
Baba ko mera darshan krne k liye pehle mere secratory se apoinment leni padegi aur agr usko baba pasand aye to h panchi unse milegi..huh..
panchiii aaj tere ko baatein banani aa gayi hai…. yaad kar vo din jab tu choti hoti thhi aur baba teri chaddi i mean pankh badla karte thhe aur aaj hume hi appoitment leni padegi :(
BAABBAAAAAAAAA baabaaaaa muje aj pata chal gya ap h mere baba ho kaha chale gaye the baba ap muje chhod kar…pata hai log muje kitna pareshan karte the ap nahi the to…… :(( huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
bachha main ab aa gaya hun chinta na kar.. ab tere baba ke hote tujhe koi aur pareshan nahi kar saktega.. akela baba hi kaafi hai hehe
Bilkul sahi hai bhai…
mere ek teacher na kaha hai insan ko uski pahli galti par hi saja de deni chahiye taki use dubara avsar na mile.
or vo fidarat me aa jaye
galtiyan-galtiyan or galtiyan
hahahaha
pappu to kamaal he ,jawaab bhi kamaal ka detaa he.
nice joke
ha ha ha ha ha huuh hhu hunhu
Ye paappu ko gusha aa gaya hain
kishi ko nahi chorega
sab ki le lega pappu
jai hooooooo
Aaila admin bro mere coment me 1 jok tha vo kaha ud gaya?
Are admin bro mera tent or kursi ka busniss nahi he yaar me mobile enginer hu hardware + software vo sadi me is liye busy tha ki dosto ki sadi thi or vaha ladkiya bahot hoti he to line marne me maja aata he haha
abe line ke alava marne ke liya bahut kuch hota hai…
Ha cobra lekin sadi vale mahol me itne logo ke bich line ke alava dusra ku6 mar hi nahi sakte hmmm
Hahaha pappu jab b bolta hai to ache achon ki ga**d phat jati hai hahahaha
bhai solid joke tha us budhe ki to aisi tesi kar dii. hahahahahah!hehehehehehe!
pappu was very angry
gud joke