Pappu Ka Math, Tauba Bhai Tauba
Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha
Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Ji, 7”
Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Master Ji 7”
Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?”
Pappu: “Ji 6”
Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu: “7”
Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola
Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7 Kidhar Se Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Kyunki Mere Pas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“
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To Dosto Batao Pappu Ka Math Sahi Tha Na?
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- Pathan Kisi Se Nahi Darta
Vese To Pathan Log Bade Bahadur Hote Hai Kisi Se Nahi Darte, Aisa Hi Kissa Ek Pathan Ka Jo Kabhi Kis ..- Cheating Karna Galat Baat Hai
Ek Baar Ek Jungle Ke Janwaro Ki Population Bahut Bad Jaati Hai Tang Aakar Bhagwan Ji Ko Jungle Mein ..- Baat Baat Mein Gali Nahi Deni Chahiye
Kuch Logo Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Baat Baat Mein Gali Dene Ki, Par Kayi Baar Unki Ye Aadat Unpe Hi Bhari P ..- Chodumal Khan Saab Ki Nashihat
Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte, Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekh ..- Two Choices When Born
When I Was Born I Got The Choice Between A Major Dick Or A Fine Memory. I Am Not Able To Remember Wh ..Hindi Version
हिसाब के मास्टर ने एक दिन क्लास में पप्पू से पूछा
मास्टर: "अगर मैं तुम्हे 2 बिल्ली दू, फिर 2 बिल्ली दू और फिर २ बिल्ली और दू तो तुम्हारे पास कितनी बिल्लिया हो जाएँगी?"
पप्पू: "जी, 7 "
मास्टर: "नहीं, मेरा सवाल दोबारा धयान से सुनो, अगर मैं तुम्हे 2 बिल्ली दू, फिर 2 बिल्ली दू और फिर २ बिल्ली और दू तो तुम्हारे पास कितनी बिल्लिया हो जाएँगी?"
पप्पू: "मास्टर जी 7 "
मास्टर: "हम्म, मैं तुम्हे अलग तरीके से समझाता हूँ, अगर मैं तुम्हे 2 सेब दू, फिर 2 सेब दू और फिर 2 सेब और दू तो तुम्हारे पास कितने सेब हो जायेंगे?"
पप्पू: "जी 6 "
मास्टर खुश होते हुए: "बहुत अच्छे, अब अगर मैं तुम्हे 2 बिल्ली दू, फिर 2 बिल्ली दू और फिर २ बिल्ली और दू तो तुम्हारे पास कितनी बिल्लिया हो जाएँगी?"
पप्पू: "7 "
मास्टर को अब गुस्सा आ गया और वो पप्पू को गालिया देते हुए बोला
मास्टर: "अबे साले तेरे पास 7 किधर से हो जाएँगी?"
पप्पू भी गाली देते हुए बोला: "भोंसड़ी के क्यूंकि मेरे पास घर पर 1 बिल्ली पहले से ही है"
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…..
gud joke..
A Nice Observation:
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The world’s happiest couples never have the same Nature,
They just have the Best “Understanding” of their “Differences” …..
hahahahahahaha………….. Haa yaar Pappu ka Math to sahi hai :)
Heart touching line-
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“Ek Arse Baad Mile Toh Mera Naam Puchh liya Usne
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Bichhadte Waqt Jisne Kaha Tha Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aay
Nice deepak g
Thnx Suhana ji…
Admin bro. Plzzz Ghussa Mat karna.
Or Thandey Dimagh Se Is Sawal Ka Jawab dena…….
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Mai Jab Teri G Marta hun to Teri G ko Dard hota hai ya Maza Aata hai ;) ;)
Hi frnds gd evng
Hi Shuhana, gud pm.
Suhana safar aur ye Mausam Hasin,
Hume Dar hai ke khoo na jaye kahin.
:( :(
Kya socha tha aur ye kya ho gaya,
Teri G ke bina ab jeena dushwaar ho gaya,
kaise sambhalta Hun Mai Apne Lund ko “Admin”
Na chahte hue bhi Teri G se Mujhe pyar ho gaya . . . . :P
mujhe pata hai tu sambhalata hai apne lund ko apni gand ke ander de kar
kyunki ab tere lund ko teri hi gaand se pyaar jo ho gaya hai
:) hehehehe :) . . . Ye bata ki mastphotos pe photo Kise upload karu ???
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Apne 8==========>> Aur Teri ()0() ki :P
Wah bhai jay. Tu to sach me ek din bahut bada shayar banega aur admin’s gand kam dushman no.1.
chinta na kar… ye chahta hai ki ispe ek joke bane jo iski gand fad de aur ye idhar na dikhe.. iski gand mein jyada khujli ho rahi hai
ek do din sabar kar.. dhansu sa joke dalta hun tu b kya yad rakhega ki admin ne kya bhadiya tarike se teri gand mari
@DHIRAJ, EK GAZAL TERE~NAAM
Guzar Rahi Thi Zindagi Weraan Sehra Ki Tarah.
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Teri Døsti Ne Di Roshni Chand Ki Tarah.
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Rehtey They Har Waqt Udas Udas Sey.
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Sikhaya Muskrana Humein Tumne Pholo Ki Tarah.
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Na Bholenge Tumhe Hum Marty Dam Tak AYe dost
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ßas Gaye Ho Tum Mere Dil Mai Dadhkan Ki Tarah….
Nice
okay type joke..!
maza hi nahi aaya..! :-(
PAPA: Beti 12th k baad kya karogi ?
BETI: B.B.A Karungi !!
PAPA: what is B.B.A. ????
Beti: Boyfriend k Bike pe Aish ;)
Not good not bad .hello dosto good p.m. How r u?
welcom PRITY JI n GUD EVENG.
I m bilkul f9 bole to ekdam mastttttt…
ap btaiye kaisi hai.
Aur
itne din kha gayab ho gyi thi ap…???
ANDY ROONEY ON SEX-
1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big dick or a good memory.
…I don’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Is nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…”
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Are not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in aman’s life:
Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing-bridge – if you don’t have a good partner,
you better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was
happy with the Hole and shewas happy with the Thing.
15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucksand the wife doesn’t.
16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many
men still sleep with their wives!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho …………
Kuch nahi Dosto, Bash Aaz fursat me Admin ki G yaa Aa Gayi :P ;)
Good joke
jay tum mere dost ho iska matlab yeh nhi ki tum ghatiya chheje share kro….ab tumhe meine unfriend kr dia hai…check kr lena….ab tumhari saja yeh hai ki jab mujhe lagega tumse friend kr lena chahiye to krunga!!..tumhare cmnt vulgar ho rahe hain…..so!!
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………….GOOD AFTERNOON+GOOD EVENING……………………………………………….
filhaal mujhe koi cmnt naa kro….!!
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@Dhiraj, Tum ye kya kah rahe ho ??
Ki Mai tujhko koi cmnt naa kro..
Toh theek hai sweetherat……. Tarash jawo ge hamare labon se sun ne ko Apna Naam !!
♥ Piyar ki baat me toh kya hum shikayat me bhi Jikar nahi karenge :( :(
santa:Are banta!
yaar ye naya mobile kab liya?
Banta:liya nhi..apni girlfrnd
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uthaya hai..
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Santa:kyun..?
Banta:-are yaar wo mujhe roz
kehti thi..tum mera phon nahi
uthate ho.. :-(
To aaj maine mauka
dekh
ke utha
liya. :p
ha ha ha …nice joke,….
Ldki- Parso Main Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Aayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q
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Ldka- Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya tu Bandhwayegi, Baat Krti Hai….? :P
Diffrence b/w gf nd frndz…
#Girlfriend : Plz Don’t Drive very fast,
Accidents Bahut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!
Boy : Thanks Baby, You’re So Caring..!!
#Friend : Plz Don’t Drive fast,
Accidents Bahut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!
Boy : Pata Hai..! bhosdi ke..! apne baap ko mat sikha! :P
2012- difficult aur boring paper se
students tang aa gaye hai..!!
Aakhir kab tak hoga ye zulm….???
Ab hame aise paper chahiyee..
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Total Marks – 50
Choose the best option -
QUE-1 : tere mast-mast _ _ _ _ nain. ( 3, 5, 2 )
QUE-2: _ _ _ _ badnaam huyi darling tere liye..
( munni, sheela, raziaa )
QUE-3: maa ka laadla _ _ _ _ gaya.
( sudhar, pagala, bigad )
QUE-4: rahna hai tere _ _ _ _ mein.
( ghar, dil, bil, )
QUE-5: tum aaye _ _ _ _ aaye
( Yaad, Ghar, Pass )
=> now share this new pattern to all
students..;) :DD:DD
he he he he……ab kya fayda…hum log to ab exam dene se rahe…
**gud evng frndz**
hw r u all…???
gud evng bro!
Nd aapka new pattern schem bahot mst hai..! :-)
Aap bs ise paas krwa do…. bachee aapke gun gayenge..!
hehehe
is que peaper ko pass karne me hum hi pass ho jayenge…
{********G((*))((*))D E\\//E||\||!G*********}
Evening baby…kaise ho? and dont worry about..jay’s nvg comment….
@Prince..main thik hoon Dear…tum mujhe itna wish krte ho…jo mujhe kaafi accha lagta hai…mere liye iske liye shabd nhi hai…tumhe kbhi nhi bhul sakta….take care prince!!
prince jay se mein naaraj nhi hoon..sirf uske kucch cmnts mujhe acche nhi lagte…woh jaisa bhi hai mujhe pasand hai…bus uske cmnts ki lines sahi krni thi…mein usse uske naam ki tarah khubsurat banana chahta hoon…mujhe koi problem nhi hai..uske diye cmnts se…he,s free…but cmnts thode acche kre to mujhe accha lagta hai…aur kucch nhi prince bas yehi baat thi!!..take care prince!!
Dear Dhiraj , Sorry..aj ap se baat nh kr paya..kya haal h ap k,..? Ap ka cmnt dekha jo ap ne Jay bro. Ko likha tha…dear, ap jay ko itna chahte ho toh ap ko un pr naraz hone ka bhi pura huq h…but dear jay bro ne toh esa koi faltu comnt to nh kiya..n..admin bro. Se unki mithi nok zok to is site k jaan h..n..un k jyadatr comnts to bht powerful hote h..khas kr un k vo comnts jo ap k liye hote h…
dear, vo banda yaha ki shaan h…jo sb k face pr smile lata h…n..1 baat main sacche dil se bol raha hu..Jay bro ap k bht bht bht jyada care krte h…shayad utni hi jitni ap un ki krte ho..,
11 Things that hurt:
-Being unsure of how someone feels about you.
-Feeling like they are mad at you.
-Being misunderstood by people you care about.
-Being judged by people you care about.
-Feeling like you lost something that was never yours.
-When he/she doesn’t have time for you.
-Feeling like you’re doing too much.
-Thinking you aren’t doing enough.
-Not knowing if you should say something.
-Worried about what they’ll think if you do say it.
-Feeling like you care more than they do…
han sahi tha…& galat bhi
@DEL Ji..i dont knoe sab kyu gayab hue….but m only priya !!kisi aur name se nhi aati ..ok
Piyush ji mujhe continue hone mai 3-4 din lagenge .ek misson p kam kar rahi hu sari details 23 june ko 1:56 night mai dal rakhi hai jarur padh lena i will come later
hmmmm…
To ye misson hai..
Hehehehehehe jra misson pura ho jane ke bad hum dosto ko bhi didar kra dena.. PRITY SAXENA ji…
Aj tk hum b press confrence nhi kiye hai.. Thoda sa dhyan de dijiyega bdi mehrbani hogi…
Hahahahahehehehe
mission to badhiya hai but ganda hai….sense nahi banta..wo bhi apne bhai ke sath… khair…mujhe lagta hai main old fashioned soch ka hoo..prity ji new modern girl ho….
prince woh kya krne jaa rahi hain..woh mere hisab se bilkul galat hai…aur usne khud ko duniya ki sabse gandi ladki kaha bhi tha….but she will hve to pay for this in future…!!kya kbhi woh apne bhai bhabhi se najre mila paegi..kya usko guilt feel nhi hoga….kya koi ladka apni behan ki suhagraat ka VRD bana kr ya usse public mein disscuss kr sakta hai…so dirtiest act woh krne jaa rhi hai…kya woh khud chahti hai waisa apne liye..uske pass jawaab hi iska??..ghor kalyug!!god bless her!!
nic joke
What Does
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A Nepali Giving You His Mobile Number
“9544545445″
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Oooooo Shab g
Pappu ki baat me logic hai bhai :-()
good one
Wade Bhi Dost Ne Kya Khub Nibhaye hai,
Zakham Aur Dard Tohfe Mein Bhijwaye hai,
Iss Se Bhadhkar Wafadari Ki Misaal Kya Hogi,
Ke Maut Se Pahele Dost ne Kafan Bhijwaye hai.
Arey wo bewafa tujhko kya hai khabar,
dil mera rota h jane ja kis kdar,
tu khush hai wahan me gum me dooba idhar,
meri wafa se ki bewafaai aakhir kaisa h tera zigar :( :(
Taraste they jo milne ko humse kabhi,
Aaj woh kyun meri Baato se katrane Lage hai,
Hum bhi wahi hain dil bhi wahi hai,
Na jane kyun Dost badal jane lage hai. :(
“Kitni Masoom Khawahish Hai us Deewani ladki ki,
Chahti Hai Mohabbat Bhi kere Or Khush Bhi rahe.”
True lines of my life-
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“Mujhe Is Jahaan Me Aaye To Kaafi Waqt Ho Gaya…
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Bas Logo Ko Nazar Aata Hu…Unki Zarurato Ke Hisab Se…”
my answer to your lines
Geelay Kaagaz Ki TarhaN Hai Zindgi apni
Koi Likhta bhi Nahi Aur Koi Jalaata bi Nahi,
Is Qadar Akalay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal,
Koi Satata bhi Nahi Aur Koi Manaata bhi Nahi.
grt lines..dear..
Ek Maasum si duwa hai in labo se….
Koi kuchh b kre par mohabbat na kre..
Mere aansoo pochh kar koi ye bta do mujhe..,
Rulaane waale hi aqsr q yaad aate hain…
Aaj fir mousam namm hai meri aankho ki tarah….
Shayad kahi’n baadlo’n ka b kisi ne dil dukhaya hai..
Rathee
Kisi ke aansuo pe hazaaro dil dhadkte h….
Aur kisi ka umar bhar ka rona bekaar chala jata h…
hmmmm….mera personal experience hai ye.
waise main kisi ke saamne rota b nahi.akele rone ka jo maja hai….baap re..
sara din tum log site per aate ho jab mein subah 7-8 bje tak aur sham ko aata hun to gayab ho jate ho????????
he he he….waise sahi bat hai.
Tabi to CNW hai
Mere sajdon ki ibadat ko tu kya jane….
Hath jo uthaya teri khushi mangi,
Sar ko jhukaya teri zindagi mangi..!
ek jamana tha….jab 4 lines ki sher-o-shayri hua karti thi….ab sab t-20 ho gaya hai…. but wo b achhe hua karte the….aur ye bhi achhe hain.
Nice..one..!
Small but powerful inspiring msg forever:-
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“If WE want to SHINE like SUN…
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First WE have to BURN like sun…”
dhiraj…baby take care.
@dont care about prity….it’s okay.
uski apni niji life hai..chahe jo kare..
Do jawan dil aur ek haseen dosti ! Call 56694 Kya mujhse dosti karoge ? Kar rahi hun aapki call ka intzaar, abhi call karo free hun aapki dost Rs3/Min
@ajkal ki cell companies ko ho kya gaya hai….jo aise msg bhejte hain? kya sense hai in sbka….? saale harami….
bro phle wala cmnt kyun hataya…
tujhe khud pata hona chahiye ke kyu kiya
Old saying:
Poor & Boobs r always pressed,
Difficulty & Dick can always go up,
Luck & Bra can open any time
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n d latest
NIFTY & PANTY can go down in seconds!
Bar gl dancng.. ppl clappng…
she removs top much more calps…
Again she removs her bra evry1 clps luk like a drumer voice…
lastly she removs hr panty….
TOTALLY SILENCE…
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Moral of the story..:- 1 haath se taali nahi bajti..! :P
Unki 1 muskurahat pe hum Unse sex kar bethe..
Hum chaddi Pehenne hi waale the Ki, Wo phir se Muskura baithe!:)
humari ek muskurahat par wo apni chut marwa baithe…
Dosto gaur farmaiyega..
Humari ek muskurahat par wo apni chut marwa baithe.
Are wo jaise hi chaddhi pahanane wale the, ki hum fir muskura baithe..
Indian dictionary: excuse me= sun chutiye..!
Stupid = abbe gandu
Get out = nikal bhosdi ke!
I’m in trouble = laude lag gaye yaar.
I’m scared = gaand phati hui hai yaar.
Where r u = abbe kahan maa chudda raha hai!
Want to eat = khayega lodu?
Not possible = chal bosdi ke..!
He’s a bad person = bada madarchod hai.
Full stop = bhen chod. :P
true
Jat calls TAJ Hotel : Dandi wali kulfi hai ?
Manager : Han ji..!
Jaat : Gand me daal le.
Manager calls HARYANA police.
Police : Re kitna taem hua is bat ko ?
Manager :15-20 min
Police : Re bawli gand, eb to kulfi pighal gai hogi, dandi kaad le !
Light Ki Gair Maujudgi Me Ghalib Farmaate hai:
” Yu Hi Andhere Me Apna Khada Kar k Soye Hue The… Ghalib,
Koi haramkhor Mombatti Samaj k Machis Laga Gaya…
hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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Subha nalla galib sahab! Bahut khub!
1 ladki ne arz kiya hai…
“Main Akeli hi chali thi Apni Manzil ke liye,
Anubhavi Log milte gaye aur Main Chudti gayi.! ;-)
gn frnd swtdrmzz
wo high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn’t take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend’s unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, “I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.”
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following, “Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!” and mailed the picture to her parents.
A very frustrated man visits his doctor. “Doc, you’ve gotta help me! My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give her?”
“Look, I can’t prescribe anything…”
“Doc, we’ve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I’m desperate! I can’t think; I can’t concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You’ve got to help me.”
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. “Ordinarily, I wouldn’t do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they’re VERY powerful. Don’t give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE.”
“I don’t know, doc. She’s awfully cold.”
“One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?”
“Um… okay.” He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife’s coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes… he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, “I need a man…”
His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, “Me too.”
hahahahahaahahah
Some fun Q and As…………. ……..
What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ”quickie”, only you do it yourself.
Q. What’s the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving eachother a blowjob.
Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.
Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.
Q. Why don’t witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. Better traction.
Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A. Push it aside and keep on eating…
Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).
Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.(Whole week)
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. Why do women prefer oldgynaecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q. What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whores fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party exceptyou
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, butcan’t eat it.
Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life?
A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything!
Q. Why does a bride smile when she’s walking down the aisle?
A. She knows whom she’s given her last blow job.
Q. What is the definition of”making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.>=)
gud nite…frnds…..kal subah 7:00 am p mileinge…..
Munni remix……
Munni barbad hui, darling tere liye, chud chud ke laal hui darling tere liye
Kutiya se raand hui, darling tere liye
Laude ki khan hui, darling tere liya
Munni ki gand gulabi, boob sharabi, choot nawabi re,
Kutiya se raand hui, darling tere liye.
FUCK THE MUNNI.
Hehehehe….
tabla
ek admi ko tabla kharidna tha lekin usko pata nahin tha ki table ko english me kya bolte hain. usne apne dost se pucha to usne kaha ki table ko english me WIFE kahte hain
woh dukan me gaya or bola – WIFE chahiye
dukandar – kyon ??
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jawab mila – Aapne to bajaya hi hoga, mujhe bi bajana hai.
Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and asktheir fathers. They came backthe next day and still no oneknew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index fingeragainst his thumb, forming a little “zero.” “This is one hole,my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh, ” said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.”
“Hmmmm,” he thought, “Howcan you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I’ll be darned; I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?”….
“Yes,” said Little Johnny, “You take a flute and shove it up your ass!! =))
once a man asked to Santa
What is sex?
Santa replied
S E X means
S- Spending
E- Energy to create our own
X- Xerox copy
One of the best GAALI heard on Bhopal..!
Railway platform…
“Saale Lund fenk ke
marunga,
tera pura khandaan
chud jaayega”.
Wife-”LUND” kaisa hota hai?
Santa-koi chota…
koi lamba…
koi mota…
koi patla..
koi popat…
koi sakht 2 koi naram..
to koi…
Wife-Abe bas kar bhosdi ke..! lagta hai puri zindagi “GAAND” hi marai hai..! :P
hahahahahahaha…
Aankhon Ko Kaajal Lagata Dekh Kar Choot Rone Lag Gayi…
Aankh Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: Bahan Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?
Choot Rote Hue Boli: Arey Isliye Ro Rahi Hun Ki, Log Dekhnege Tujhe Aur Thokenge Mujhe…
gd n9t my dear all frndz.*.*
hw r u all…??
gud nyts…! 2 all of the visitors of dis site..!
Gaur farmayega…
dilbar ki hmne pyar se jo chuchiyan daba di…!
Bahen ki laudi ne laat maar ke hamari gotiyan suja di..
good joke…
*gud mrng frndz*
hw r u all..???
A little ignorance can hurt you a Lot.
It can give u a lifetime experience.
so always love ur lovely relations from your heart
not frm UR mood.
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gud mrng frnds..
.[<3]
gud mrng deepu and nilesh…and all users..
Hmmmm :p
users ko gud mrng ki h tu kyon
hmmm
kar raha h
Teri gandupanti pe. Jab koi hai nhi to gdmg kahe ki BTW
gud mrng..!
LOG KAHTE HAI KOSHISH KARTE RAHO,
HAR RAH MEIN HOPE HAI,
ANKHEIN AAJ BHI US KAMINE KO DHOONDTI HAI,
JISNE KAHA THA ENGINEERING LE LO ZABARDAST SCOPE
HAI !
hahahahahahahaha…
“Tamanna ye nahi ki 7 janmo tak ache dost
mile..
Tamanna ye h ki is janam me itna acha dost
mile ki agle 7 janmo tak dost ki jarurat na
pade…….”
ONE LINE JOKES :
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take
them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two or
more makes you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried -
but they wanted cash.
[5] A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after
you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the
one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll
regret it later.
[8] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her
or she’ll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong
and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many
times, always with the same person.
[16] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life
will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s
a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the
fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbor has it…….!!!
Gd mrng frnds
Bad Morning To All
Hazma kharab h kya..?
Noo
hello friendz
HAR KISI KO CHAHAT APNI NAHI MILTI
UMAR GUJAR JATI HAI JINDGI NAHI MILTI.
is type ke non vej me khaskar lambe joke mujhe bahut pasand hai admin brother pls lambe joke bhejne ki koshish kiya karo unhe sunne aur sunane dono me maza ata hai. jab tak padhte hai rochak lagta hai aur last me hanssee ka fawwara chootta hai…
bhai abhi to khud mere pass jokes ki kami hai :’( chote bade dono ki buhuhuhuh