Pappu The Blackmailer
Views: 43,967 - Posted on 13 Jun 2011
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu Chota Thha.
Usne Apne Mohalle Ke Park Mein Jhadiyo Ke Piche Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ko Sex Karte Dekha Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Mujhe Bi Sex Karne Do Nahi To Main Tum Dono Ke Maa Baap Ko Bata Dunga Ki Tum Log Kya Kar Rahe Thhe”
Ladka Ladki Gabra Gaye Aur Ladki Boli.
Ladki: “Please Esa Mat Karna, Lo Aa Jao Tum Mere Sath Sex Kar Lo, Par Ye Baat Kisi Ko Mat Batana”
Pappu Ne Apni Chaddi Utari Aur Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga.
Ab Thha To Vo Bachha Hi, Kaafi Try Karne Ke Baad Bhi Uska Khada Na Hua.
To Vo Gusse Mein Ladki Ke Uper Se Utha Aur Chaddi Pahnte Hue Bola.
Pappu: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniyadari, Jo Kaam Galat Hai Vo Galat Hai, Main To Chala Batane“
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hahahahaha…..hehehehehe…….Dekha liya Yaro, ye apna Pappu bachpan se hi bahut hosiyar hai tabhi to ye sabki Ga#d mar ke usme pani bhar deta hai……hehehe
Kishi Mahan Purush ne sahi hi kaha hai kee_________
“Honhar Birwan ke howat hai Chikane Paat”
Pappu ki ye story sunkar mujhe bhi uske Bachpan ki ek story yaad aa gayi………
Pappu School me apni Madam ke bade-bade sexy Boobs aur Chutad dekhkar ek din Madam se Bola: Madam mai aapke sath Sex karna chahta hun.
Madam boli: Pappu tum abhi bahut chota hai, meri jawani ka bojh nahi utha sakta hai.
Pappu Bola: Madam Chuha (Rat) suger ki bori utha to nahi sakta hai, Lekin usko phhad (Kutar) to sakta hai:P
Bechari madam.
Hahahahahahh
Bakootri yaar dil mein ek chah hai ki tujko haste hue dekhu. Matlab ki tu sirf hahaha likh deti hai ya hasti bhi dil aur muh khol ke hai?
hehehe Bhai khula huwa dekhna chahtey ho ?????????
haan hehehe ab tu samajh le jab muh khula hua dekhunga to itni diir se yahi dekh ke to vapis nahi aunga na… hehe pura vasool ke aaunga ticket
Baba ji ab na ap sanyas le lo apki umra kafi jyada ho gai h aur traveling se apki tabiyt v kharab ho jayegi…. Aur dekho isilye to apke dimag aur ungliyo k bich SAMPARK ni ho rha …fir kehte kuch or ho likhte kuch aur h
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lo panchhi ji muh meetha karo,aapne to hame sweet nahin khilai lekin hum aapne jalebi jaise dost ko jalebi kilakar badhai dete hain.khud bhi khao aur sabhi main bant dena.
Chalo pehle ap khao yeee lo muh kholo fiq me khaungi……ummmmm yumm yummm yuummmmy uuuumm …thank u pyare mohan ji jalebi to bahot achi thi…
gadhe ki susu wali
Arre jaan itna gussa kyu ho rhe ho hehe tmhe ni kha khane k liye isliye? chalo tm v le lo vrna pet to mera h dukhega
pappu ko ye sochna chahiye tha k"angoor khatte hai" hehehe
chal diye wo hmko bhulakr,
bhari mahafil mai hamko rulakr,
ab to or v nikhar gye hai wo,
kajal jo lgaya he mere dil ko jalakr…
wo hmse or hm unse juda ho gye,
aaye jo wo mere janaje me to sare wade wafa ho gye,
khne lage wo muskurakr mere kabr se,
aap to sach me hmse khafa ho gye..
Bahut badiya wanted. Ji mere yaar
dil mera tod diya hai ab chita me jala dena, kafan n mile to jra apna duptta oda dena,
gr koi puche ise rog kya tha,
to nzre jhukakr MOHABBAT bata dena.
Wanted bhai ye dil jalaane waali shayri kyun kar rahe ho? Sab khairiyat to hai?
Wanted aapko hua kya kisne dhoka diya aapko?
Gud mrng frnds
Gud mrng banzara g
hahahah sala kamina nikla
abey koi roko iss pappu ko kyun unki watt laga raha hai
pappu beta aage liye book kr le sari umar sath degi……………..
pappu ko rokne se kya fayada hoga prince bhai .kyonki uski mungfali to khadi hi nai hui.to apna pind to chudaega hi wo
Shivendra ji Mera Kele (Banana) ka Business hai.
Agar kabhi Kele ki jarurat hogi to bolna…hehehe…
Yar Shivendra,
LUV ke chakkar me Duniya ne mujhpar pheke patthar jo behisab,
Unhi pattharo ko jodkar-jodkar maine apna Ghar bana liya.
Jay gud mrng. Kela to mere pas b hai bs mousambiyo ka intzam kra do.
Jay dis 1 for u
# aapki yad to 1 anmol fool hai, hum apko bhul jaye ye aapki bhul hai, aap yad hume kare ya na kare, hum aapko nhi bhulte ye humara rule hai.
Hey Friends!!!!!
Did u know what is life ??????
Life means…
6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…!
Life means…
Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…!
Life means
Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car
Life means
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi
Life means
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible
FRIENDSHIP…!;-)
good jai
Waise hoo to main bada samjhdaar.. Log mere samjhdaari ka example dete hain..bahut kuchh bina kahe main samjh jaata hoo.. lekin baba ji..aapke iss comment "bete lagta hai tu Hawaldar Bahadur padta thha chote hote heheheheh" ka matlab main nahi samjh paya.. he he he.. kasht karenge samjhaane ka? Prabho..?
hehe bachha yahi to baat hai hamari baato ko bade bade nahi samjhte.. hehe chal fon pe bataunga tujhe ki kya matlab tha
kya bat hai Admin ji aaj kal aap sab ko phone pe hi smjhate ho
jab se tune mere ko fon karna band kiya mene kasam kha li ki ab har ladke ladki se fon pe hi bat karunga
Ise kahte hain "Angoor Khatte Hain".. he he he.. Baba Ji Iss garmi me aapke jokes Thandi Bear ka kaam karte hain.. he he he..
Pappu to such me bht harami hai. Baba g vo ldka ldki the kon?
thhe apni hi site ke dono :(
Baba ji pol mat kholiyo kal Sunday thha esliye socha thoda sa mouj masti kar lun.
Lekin ye sala pappu hi beach me aa tapka. Kabab me Haddi ban ne.
koun >.<
Jhadiyo k piche karoge to pappu to aayega hi. Vaise ldki kon thi ye to clear kr do.
Joke abhi read nhi kiya hain
khush rahiyega frnds
Admin ji matrix ji ne kaha tha ap he prins ho jisne hume galat bola tha, hum isliye chat nhi kerte kyuki waha ladkiyo ko galat bola jata hain,
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aa lene de sale matrix ko… dum thokta hun uski main… aur main tumhe galiya kyu dunga bataiyo jara… aur rahi baat vaha ladkiyo ko isliye galat bola jata hai ki vaha koi ladki hoti hi nahi hai.. sare bevkoof banate hai ladki ban kar…
baki agar fir bhi meri kabhi koi bat buri lagi ho to sorry (par pls mere se patt ja hehehe)
Per hum ladki hain or hume hurt hua, mtlb ap prins nhi ho, sry
Oye tumhare dimag mein koi locha hai kya…… main mujhe ulta seedha kyu bolunga.. aur rahi baat prince ya jo b hai vo.. main hamesha w2h pe Baba Ji ke naam se hi hota hun..
ab agar mere pe nahi yakeen to main ismein kuch b nahi kar sakta.. par mene kabhi bhi sapne mein bhi tumhare bare mein galat nahi socha
majak apni jagha hai, aur ijjat dena apni jagha… aur aapki is bat ne mere ko hurt kiya hai.. ki mere pe itna bhi yakeen nahi raha.. ek na samajh bache ne ye kah diya aur tumne man liya wah rashii ji wah..
isliye mujhe ladkiyo se nafrat hai .. kahne ko to badi senstive hoti hai par apne aur begane mein kya faraq hai ye nahi dekh paati.
Nahi samajh paati ki kon unki care karta hai kon nahi..
Bas aapse main itni gujarish karunga ki aaj ke baad aap mere ko pls koi comment na karna … aur na hi Sorry bolna.. maafi unse li jati hai jo apne ho..
Thanks
Rashii ji Aur agar meri v acchi na lagey to sorry lekin mere yaar ko samjha do wo mujhse door-door kyun rahta hai ???????
Admin ji aapne ye kyu bola ldke ldki banke aate hai koi kisi b naam se aaye aap to pehchaan lete ho na?
madam main sirf apno ko pahchant aun like u and other friends.. mere pass koi meter nahi hai jo unke niche lagaya aur pata lag gaya ki vo kon hai
OMG! Itna gussa admin ji ok ji hum apko cmt nhi kerege, ab hum sirf ph per baate kerege, ab to maan jayie, ab to main apko sry bolne k liye chat room me b nhi ja skte, pls maan jayie na, srrryyyy
Main b pagal hoon kisi ki b baat ko sach maan leti hoon, galti meri he hain, plss maaf ker dijiye na
Rashii ji plss mene aapko pahle bhi bola thha ki sorry ya esa kuch mat kahna… aur rahi baat phone ki to uska jikar idhar na karo… main pighal sakta hun
a hello miene wo mazaak mien kaha tha yahaan http://nonvegjokes.com/ek-true-sad-love-story-153…
Aur please agar ap mazaak nahi seh sakti to please mujhpar comment ya mujhse related comment na kare.
Admin yaar tu ladkiyon te inna lattu na hoya kar. Aakhir tu is site da admintration ha. Te mainu changa ni lagda ihna sadarn kudiya de pichhe lattu tu lattu baneya rahe. Je tu ni manana ta pra teri marzi. Par bura na manni. Koi samazdar bande nu eh shobha ni dinda . Plz yaar meri gal nu samaz . Self control
self control jinna ho sake
oye mera self control hi hai.. eh te bas thoda jeha shugal hai jo kar layi da hai.. naal keda masti maran de naal oh mere kol aa jaan giya.
so dear enjoy
@ Rashii ji es Dhongi Baba ke mayavi Jaal me mat phasna. ye sab Raavan jaisi eski chal hai.
Babbar sher
Mere pyar ka ant ku6 is kadar ho k, mere kabar pe bana unka ghr ho, jb jb soye wo zameen per, mere seene se laga unka sar ho.
good jokes
hello every body. papu isme bhi fail ho gya.
Pappu saal Gandu tha dhudh hi pee leta
Dear frnds aap sabhi k liye best msg:-)
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AAPKI savari
Gadahi kuwari.!
hehehe abe yar Banjara ye Gadhi kaha se pakad laya chadne ke liye.
Chal accha hai kyuki 'something is better then nothing'
Banzara g ye naya bussiness kb suru kr diya?
Iss Baar Main Laya Hoo..iss hafte ka best Conversation..Jinhone padha wo ek baar aur padhe.. jinhone nahi padha wo to jarur padhe..
to start:
Shivendra: Baba g ab to aap samjh hi gye honge k administress aapko isharo se kya khna chahti hai.
Admin:haan thoda thoda hmmmmm.
Administress:oye babe k chele..hmesha babe ka hath pakad k chalega? Jb dekho ye babaji, wo babaji…:p :p
Admin: madam ji, Ramdev aur baki ki jitn ebaba hai unke to budhe log bhi chele hote hai fir bhi unke piche baba baba karke ghumte hai.
Shivendra: Administress hm baba g baba g krte hai coz baba g hi humare path pradarshak hai.
Admin:abe hehe rahne do re… bandariya kya jane pizza ka sawad heheh.
Jay:Administress ji Agar aap chahti hai ki BABA ji ki cheli bankar unka hath pakdna to hum chele Baba ji ka hath chor denge:P
Administress: ha ha ha….;):D jay hadd h tumhari…OMG!!! :) jay ji administress cheli nahi h..wo aap sb ki guru ma h..isliye admin baba ji ko bhul jao..:) mtlb unhe consider krne se pehle hmari anumati to le lo. ;):p
Admin: main baba tu babi to relation kuch bhadiya wla ho gaya na..
chal aaja ikathe beth ke taspya karte hai nadi ke kinare jhadiyo mein :p
Jay:hehehehehe Baba ji dekhiyo Bach ke kahi nadi ke kinare jhadiyo mein taspshya karne jaawo aur Tapshya karwa kar mat aa jana:P
Administress:oh..cm’on sam..kisi ko to baksh do yar…ha ha ..har bat me ghum fir k whi..:p:p
Admin: hmmm… tumhare is dialog se tum mujhe jani pahchani lagi ho….
Ho to pakka koi purana user hi… jo shayad naam badal ke aya hai.. shayad mere se badla lene bhi.
Administress:yar aap hmesha mujse darte hi rehte ho…..hmesha shak rehta h apko..aisa nhi h..m koi purane user me se nhi hun..agar aap ko aisa lgta h to thk h..aap mere cmnts mt approve krna..bt m nt ur old user.kaise ykin dilaun..aap apna fb name mail kr do.mai apko rep kr dungi admin ji..
Admin:na na na na….. main kisi anjani ladki ko FB ka account nahi deta ::(
mene esa ek bar kiya thha aur ladki ne date pe bula liya mujhe aur jab vaha gaya to 10 gunde nange khade thhe meri wait karne ke liye :( vo to tab RAJ aa gaya aur usne khud nanga hoke meri ijjat bachayi..
na ji na .. main ni main ni main ni
thanks prince..wo muje na bachpan se hi best in speech, best painter ,best student aur ab ofc me best employee ka award mila h … To thanks a lot for awarding us best conversation… :):) kitni simple nd clean conversation thi na?
Really Batuan To Main Samjh Nahi Paaya…? Aapne Dil Se Thanks Bola Hai Dil Me 10 Gaaliya Deke Thanks Bola Hai..? Jo Bhi Ho You're Welcome.
Administress g aap apne muh miya mithu ban rhi ho.
nahi..dil se hi bola h..aur shivendra tera bhi to yogdan h isme :):p;) gali kyu..muje bhi samajh nhi aya k isme gali dene wali bat kaunse h n mai kisi ko gali ni deti..bas dogie bolti hun man se ?
apko kya laga isme best..? :)
Poora Conversation Mujhe Best Laga.. Aur Mind Na Kariyega Sab yaha Hasne hi aate hain..bhale hi hasi sidhi baat pe aaye ya thedhi baat(nonveg)baat pe.. Agar Aisa nahi hai to Admin Bro ki ek aur websites shers.in comment ke liye nahi tarsati?
Abe tapsya, nadi ke kinare, jhadi ke pichhe,
oye pappu kahan hai?
Thik hai samajh gaya story me kya batana chahata tha.
Toh pighal jayie na, hum ap k pighalne ka w8 ker rahey hain, or hum apko sry nhi bolegae ab kyuki sry gairo ko bola jata hain, apno ko nhi, admin ji itna gussa mat kijiye na
hmmm.. pls pls pls ese na bol… kahi main kuch jyada hi na pighal jau :(
aur sach mein pighlana hai to jaldis e number de nahi to main fir sakht ho jaunga.. aur hehe aur mere sakht hote hi yaha ke kuch logo ke muh mein paani aa jayega
Baba g phigalna mt. Kyuki no. Lene ka is se acha chance fir nhi milega.
Bhai, kisi ki aatma ko dukh deke kuch hasil karna ek Laanat wala kam hai..
usne number dena hoga to apne aap de degi… pyar, ijjat maan or samaan dil se ho to hi achha hai… chalu panthi karke hasil kiya to kya kiya
Maine socha aap masti kr rhe ho Rashii g k sath bt aap to serious ho rashii g k liye. Sorry
aap no kyon maang rahe ho ye kya doctor hai jo no. degi ( Mareej dekhne ke liye.)
A woman will always 4give nd 4get…. Bt c will never let u 4get dat c had 4given & 4getten.
Sahi Bola Bhai…Jeete Raho..
hahahahahahahaha
Master g- koi ashiqi wala sher sunao
pappu- mota mrta moti par, bhuka mrta roti par, master g ki 2-2 beti, par mai mrta choti par.
Babbar sher
jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi aayega, gum-e-tohin se kubul nhi aayega, maklul ki fitrat hai ye kafir, dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nhi aayega.
Its surprising dat v want everything permanent 4 a temporary lyf.
hahahahaha….maa chudao duniyadaari
Wah re bakri teri bi kya shaan h , gaur farmayega wah re bakri teri bi kya shaan h , punchh k niche hajmola ki dukan h..
hehe tabhi sochu tere ko khana jaldi kaisi hajam hota hai
aur vese hehe suna hai tere bhi pankho ke niche Viagra sambhale hote hai tune chiiiii gandi
Eeeeeh admin kutte ye joke h padh aur hans apna ganda dimag na daudaya kr …huhuhu :/
hahhahahahahhaahhahahahaha panchi hehehe agar sanket sun liya na to bechara pani pani ho jayega hahaha
he he he mast hai yaar
me b bachpan me sochta tha ki apni mam ke sath s ex karunga shayad mere sath b yahi hota..mera b chota tha na us samay…
mam sath sharam ni aati kya…?????? budhuuuuuuu
ANjali g aapko kyu tension ho rhi hai. Kahi wo mam aap hi to……
Hey Friends!!!!
Subh
Subh
Suraj
Ka
Sath
Ho
Parindon
Ki
Aawaz
Ho
Hath
Me
Tea
Or
Yaadon
Me Aap
Ho
Us
Khush
Numa
Subh
KiKia
Baat
Ho
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=@MorninG=@=
Apni Aankhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De…
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De…
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko…
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De…
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mohabbat kerne wale tu sath sath chalte hain…
rasta tu bewafa logye badel te hain…
tera chehra hai jab se meri ankhoon main…
meri ankhoon se logye jalte hain…
qeymat koi nahi jaanta in rone wali ankhoon ki…
sewaye iun logoon ke jin ko mohaabt ke safer main roswaye mili ho…
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mera is se door jane ka irada na tha…
is ke sath mera sada sath rehne ka bhi wada na tha…
woh mujhe ab yaad na karegi kabhi janta tha main …
per woh mujhe itni jalde bhool jayegi is baat ka andaza na tha mujhe…
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Sari Haqeqaton Ko Khuwab Kar Kay
Umar Bhar Ki Khushiyoun Ko Sarab Kar Kay
Badal Gaya Hai Woh Chahaton Say
Meri Aadaton Ko Kharab Kar Kay
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are bhai kis chakakar me pade ho Gaddi(Car) te naddi(Ladki) jiske neeche ho usi ko majja deti hai.
or meri siksha hai har chdne waali cheej ladki nahi hoti.
Ek "DARDNAAK" love story
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Ladke ne ladki ko "I LUV U" bol diya.
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Ladki ne ldke k "NAK" pe ek zordar mukka mar diya.
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Ldke k "NAK" me "DARD" hone laga.
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Yahi se ye hriday vidarak "DARDNAK" luv story khatm hoti hai.
Hello Frndddddddssssssss…………Sb kaise ho "YaaRo"
or
Meri sb Parian kahan he.??????????
Divya,Panchhi,Rashii,Anjali
helo frnd how r u
ap sab se request ha ki ap god se wish karna ki meri jaan gaurav uska or mera sath kabhi na chute plz hum ek dusre se kabhi na juda ho
Jarur kavita ji… aap dono ke liye dil se dua hai ki aap hamesha sath rahe
hehehe Bhai aap sach me Kavita ko Dil se duwa de raha hai ?????????
Nahiiiiii mujhe viswash nahi ho raha hai, kyuki aap to ladki dekhi nahi laar tapkana shuru kar detey hai……
Yaro merea dil to duwa nahi de raha hai, Kavita ji ke barey me mera dil kuch aur hi soch raha hai.
Hey tum sab kya sochne lage???
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Kavita ji ko dekhne ka dil kar raha hai:P
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Yaro tum sab v kuch v sochne lagtey ho……
Yaro mera dil to ye soch raha hi ki Kavita ji ka dil etana accha hai to wo kitni acchi hogi:P
Kavita ji mai to aapke liye Duwa nahi karunga.
haa Gaurav k liye jarur God se duwa karunga ki wo jis ladki ko chahta hai, usko wo ladki puri life ke liye jaldi se jaldi mil jaye taaki us bechare ko bhi Humari tarah HILANE se to chutti mil jaye.
God bless ~~~~~~
Hello Kavita………Hw r u.
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t.he dil se yhi echha hai k aap dono,
sari zindagi 7-7th rahen……………
God bless u……..n
Bst of luck……….