Par Biwi Mari Kaisi?
Views: 34,394 - Posted on 22 Mar 2011
Santa Ki Biwi Mar Gayi. Uske Sare Friends And Relatives Hairan Thhe Ki Kal Tak To Thik Thak Thhi Achanal Kaisi Mar Gayi.
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Santa: “Rajayi Ke Ander Uske Muh Mein Mera Muh Tha, Gaand Mein Ungli Thhi, Choot Mein Lund Thha, Pata Nahi Sali Ki Aatma Kaisi Nikal Gayi?“
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very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What a joke yar
admin bhai hehehe pehle aap bahut busy the. kisi se baat karne ka bi time nai tha. chaho to backround dekh lo par suddenly aap bilkul free ho gye. lagta ha aapko bi fighting aur galiyaan dene me maza aata ha. heheheh. Agar ye baat nai bi ha to
Sameer ye baat to clear ho gyi ha ki tum is site ke virrod ek lafaz bi nai sun sakte.
Agar tum ye sochte ho ki ma ye site chala kar logo ko hassa kar bahut achha kam kr raha hu. To tum ye dharna'MAI ACHA KAAM KAR RAHA HU' man se nikal do. Tumne ye baat bi note ki hogi ki is site pe jyada tar teenager hi aate ha. Jiske kaaran ashleelta falti ha aur anhoni ki ghatnaye badti hain apradh badte hain' teens bigadte hai. Iska taza axample VIDHI Hai . Tum kahoge is kaam me to TV AND PORNO Sites muzse bi aage hain.. To tum unki brabri karna chahte ho kya? Ma is baat ko purre confidance and chalang ke sath kahunga ki agar ye porns and TV channel wale bi adult parosna band kar de to yon -aprad bahut kam ho jayega.
Aur haan jin jin vi countries ne adult site ban ki ha unko iska fayada balibhanti mil raha hai. meri baat mano nonveg ki bjaye veg joke chalao .
tab tum savita jaise logo ko. muh ttod jawab de sakoge aur baaki log bi tumahra pura sath denge
antakwadi bas ek hi line main kahunga ki.. apni apni soch hai..
aur ye baat duniya janti hai ki mene kisi ko bigada nahi… hasata hun … iska ek example hai mere pass
agar to tum purane user ho to yaad hoga tumhe ki mene voting karvayi thhi ki nonveg stories ki site chahiye ya nahi to hazaro logo ne yes kaha thha. but uske baad mujhe ehsas hua ye logo main kamvasna jagane wali baat hogi.. aur logo ko bigadegi mera motive hasana hai bigadna nahi
So dekh lo aaj tak vo site kahi nahi hai.. infect i booked the domain name but never use it.. aage jo sochna hai tum socho.. main kisi ko nahi rokunga.. everyone is right at their point savita bhi aur main bhi
bas request hai ki mujhe site band karane ki damki mat do. aur na ye kaho main chali ya main chala.. jisne jo karna hai kare but mere se koi baat na kare.. and
Yes u r right mere pass ab time hai pahle nahi thha. par chinta na karo.. ab se ye time mein tum logo se baat karne mein jagdne mein nahi .. jokes likhne mein lagaunga.. jitni der mein tumhe itna bada reply karta hun ek joke banaya ja sakta hai.
Thanks Friends.
@admin, u r rite. Ye site kisiko ni bigad ri hai, in fact hasa ri h. Jo bigda ya fir veg joke sunna chahega wo ye site pe aaega he kyun?
U r right .bilkul shi hai. Mere bhi khayal se ye site kisi ko bigad nhi rhi hai.is site pr wo hi log aate hai jo phle se bigde hue hai koi shrif kyo aayega
Abe lodu, tu bachaa hai kya jo bigad jayega, bigar jayega keh raha hai.
Adults ko dimaag hai ki kya sahi hai aur kya galat, baki phir wo hi jaane!
@Atankwadi – 1st time mujhe teri comt me dum laga, tere paas to kafi akal aa gaya he he, aur jo tu kaha hai kuch kuch sahi v keh raha hai bhai bt last me jo line tune use kiya hai usse me sehmat nahi hu ki nonvegsite k bajay veg site, sabki apni specialty hoti hai,
jaise kisi movie me hero ka role jitna important hota hai utna hi negative role ka (gunda), ab teri tarah sab sochne lage to pta chala doc ki pathai karte karte use inspector ki position achi lagi to wo bich me doc chhod inspector banne chal pade pata chala wo ghar ka raha naa ghat ka
Aur ek baat…………….. koun kehta hai yaha k users admin ko support nahi karte hum sab admin k sath hai
Thanks Raj and my friends who are supporting me
Smeer i m also support you
I m always with u.
Atankwadi bhai main tumhare sath bilkul ……….bi sehmat nahi hu main nveg. Jokes padtha hu sirf tention free hone k liye or cmmnt. Karta hu lekin real life me kisi b ladki se galat bibhar nahi karta cmnt me jo dil me ata hai bol deta hu bhai aise koi b nahi jo jokes padker bigad jaye jisne bigadna ho wo bina joke padhe hi bigad jaye baki rahi sameer ki baat usne na to email or na hi mssg. Na phone pe nonvegjokes join karne ko invite kia kya tume kiya tha bhai usne kisi ko b invitation nahi diya hum sabi apni jarurat k liye hai jahan wo kisi ko b to nahi rok raha jane se
hahhahhahah hhehehhheeh nice joke yaar
par Santa ka sawaal bhi jayaj hai yaaro,jab Santa ne apni bv ke saare holes band kar rakhe the to uski bv ki aatmaa nikli kahaan se hahahhahaa?
Saale chutiya ne uska naak jo khula chod diya waha se atma bahar nikal gayi
Hahaha
santa voh bechari ye bata ki sans kaha se leti
he he he……fit hai boss
Aatma Susu karne wale darvaje me se nikal gai beh ha ha ha
Kqu naak v to khuli thi waha se v nikal sakti hai .
Ajuba susu wali jagha to santa ka wo tha(l**d) samje
Par wo mari kaise samajh main nahi aya
Santa ki biwi ko scan karana padega koi hole khula to nahi tha jaha say aatma nikal gayi……..
hehehehehehe……
nice joke…
Kya joke tha maja aa gya wah wah wah…..
hahahahahahaha gud jke ………………
Kan aur nak Se
U r ryt arjun ji , aakhir santa ki biwi mari kaise?
rasi kbi tumhe bi esa laga h ki tum apne apko akeli samjati ho
Hi admin ji kaise ho ap? Dusro ki baato per dhyan mt diya kijiye n jisne b kaha ki ye site teengers ko bigaad rahi hai to unse main bus itna he kehna chahungi ki kafi aise bigade log hote hai jo is site ko read nhi kerte un k baare me ap kya kehna chahogae, wo q bigad jate hai wo log to in site ko read nhi kerte?
@Rashii – Kuch badli badli lag rahi hai aap, koi tension hai, aaj kal aap apne koi frnds ko yaad nai kar rahi hai, ye to me jaan gaya hu ki aap mujhse naraj hai bt kyon naraj hai ye nahi jaan paya hu, ek baar apni narajgi batado fir shok se gussa rahna, teri wajah se me ghar nahi ja paya, acha kiya tumne mere sath pehli baar tumse kuch manga tha , wo v nahi ho saka tere se,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thik hai thik hai dekhlunga
DEKHO BHAIYO AUR UNKI BHAVIYO :
Me janta hu hamara desh democratic country hai aur sabko apna advise dene ka pura haq hai, aur me bahut der se sun raha hu yaha par free ki advise bahut mil rahi hai khaskar ye site aisi hona chahiye, ye site band karwa dunga etc, etc,advise do isse koi prob nai hai par site ko modify karne k liye,jaha aap sabko kuch kami lagti ho ye kisi k sath badtamiji hoti ho tab admin ko kaho, jokes do taki ye site aur chamke magar nahi aa jate sale yaha advise dekar hero banne k liye…………
kuch ka to ye v kehna hai is site se teenage bigad rahe hai, aur isse log kafi bigad sakte hai, hahahahahhahahaha hasi aati hai unki ye soch sunkar, tumlog jo bigadne wali baat kar rahe ho na to suno…. sukra manao is site ka jiske wajah se tumhe me itne pyar se samjha raha hu agar ye site naa hota aur tumlogo k muh se aise baat me sunta tab tumhe pata chalta bigda hua ladka kise kehta hai …………………..abe saalon me khud iska jita jagta example hu, aur tumlogo ke que puchne se pehle ye baat mene kabul ki hai ki raj yaha aaya tha aur jyada bigadne par ye site aur yaha k log mujhe sudhar diye hai jisko believe naa ho pichle jokes k comt padh le
Aur ek baat me sudhra jarur hu bt iska matlab ye nahi tumlogo k bakwas sunu, admin ne to kaha hai Me v ek baar keh deta hu sabhi sun lo chahe wo naye hai ya purane…………. Jinko aana hai aao jinko nai aana hai gaand marao bt aage se is site k taraf koi bolega to itne galiya sunega…………..galiya sunega kaano se par khun girega gaand se samjha
Aur admin use din tum sare users k comt ko modify mat karna sare users milkar gali denge
Raj Bhai thanks..
u know life mein first time ansu nikal aaya.. main bada brave thha yaar. meri mom expire hui tab bhi na roya.. par aaj vakiye hi tum logo ka pyar dekh ke main ro pada yaar..
Sach mein itna koi apna na mera sath deta jitna tum logo ne diya hai… i luv u all my friends really luv u.. and
Main bhi elaan karta hun jiski gand mein jitna dum hai laga le jo karna hai kar le par is site ka ya mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta.
murrkh logo jiske saath uske itne chahne wale ko uska kya ganta ukhadoge tum log..
Aa jao hackero aa jao savita jaisi logo jo sochte hai kisi vajah se site band karva denge.. dekhta hun mere rabb aur mere dost mere sath hone ke bavjud bhi tum kya kar sakte ho.
@admin, :-) b happy
Admin – tu brave tha nai mere bhai brave hai,, tu sach me sher hai, tum sachmuch bahut majboot ho, tumhara comt aaj mujhe completely hila diya hai yaar, jyada kahunga to me v………….chhod yaar all is well ! he he he tu kahe to sab hackers ki maa behan ka haralpopu kar du
Hum karte hai dua god se ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
ek hi to pyari si cheez hai hamare paas vo bhi kahin common na ho jaaye,
Hi raj main nhi badli ap he badal gaye ho, kal se chat room me kafi ronak lgi hui to bus wahi chat read kerne chali jati hu hehe
n maine aisa kya kiya jo ap meri wajah se ghar nhi ja paye
waise b main apne sbhi frnds ko cmt kerti hu bt koi reply he nhi deta
or haan ek or baat ap log chat room me apni chat kerte rha kijiye, mujh per dhyan mt dijiyega
hey frnds kaise ho ap sb?
Hi frnd …… !
kaise ho aap log ? aap logo se dur rehna bada muskil hai , ye mujhe pichale kuch roz me malum huaa !
bt ab aapke sath ho ke main vakai hee khush hu !
@ Aise sale santa ne saans lene ke liye koi jagah hee nahi choree , vala wo kb tk jeevit rehti !
hi admin bhai..
me to is site ka regular reader hu..par comment krne ka time nhi mil pata..par comment padhta jarur hu..
or jo aajkal tumhhari site ko lekar jo charchaye ho rhi hai unhe padhkar comment krne se rok nhi paya,me tumhare sath hu..qki 1st of all aajkal ki duniya me nonveg sites ya porn dekhne se kisiko bigda hua nhi kaha ja skta.
or jise lgta hai ki ye site sabko bigad rhi hai to wo zara apne or baakiyo k mobile k inbox me dekhe..i m damn sure k waha zada nonveg msgs niklenge..
and me to danka pit k kh skta hu ki me is site pe ata hi hasne k liye hu..
becoz sabka apna apna taste hai..jise ye site galat lagegi wo ispe dobara ayega hi nhi..
arey santa yaar simple hai uski choot se nikali tere land k ched se ghusi aur teri gand se bahar a gai
haha….uske boobs ke hole se nikal gayi hogi…..lols
very funny hehehehehehehehehehehhe
ye sare sms ki wajah se hi ladke bigad rahe hai yahi baat unki maa behen k kaho to unki fat jati hai
Maa chuday geli-geli beta bole jai bajrangbali it.s ok .he he he