Joke On Pathaan - Gaand Mein Dard

Pathaan Ki Gaand Mein Dard

Views: 6,964 - Posted on 04 Aug 2009

Ek Pathan Ki Gaand Mein Dard Ho Raha Tha Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya…

Doctor: “Meri Gaand Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Doctor: “Theek Hai Main Teri Gaand Mein Haath Ghusaata Hu, Batana Dard Kahan Ho Raha Hai”

Pathan: “Haan Andar Aur Andar Aur Aur Andar, Aur Haan Bas Yahi Pe Ho Raha Hain”

Doctor: “Saale Gandu Tere Gale Mein Tonsil Hain“

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