Pathan Aur Sardar Ji Ki Shayari
Views: 7,483 - Posted on 25 Apr 2010
Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The.
Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye
Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo Nahi Lo Sher Suno”
“Pani Mein Kashti Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka” (Lakru = Lakri = Wood)
Panjabi Ko Yeh Sun Kar Bada Gussa Aaya Khair Punjabi Ne Dusre Pathan Ko Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aap Bhi Kuch Irshad Kariye”
To Doosra Pathan Bola
“Kashti Mein Chappu Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka”
Yeh Sun Kar Panjabi Gusse Se Lal Ho Kar Aaram Se Beth Gaya
Thodi Der Bad Ek Pathan Ne Panjabi Ko Kaha: “Tum Koi Sher Sunao”To Panjabi Ne Gussay Me Kaha
“Tuhadi Dowan Di Maa Nu Lunn Aur Woh Bhi Lakru Ka“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti, Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti Jo Bhi Mile Thok De ..- Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Shayari Ke Andaaj Mein
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….chanda tum steyfee ki jagah wisper use karke deko…
You r stay free and i am your manforce.
Tera kya hoga jab tere mc hogi.
"Pathan Aur Sardar Ji Ki Shayari" published on 25/04/10 pada. (Is site par naya hoon is liye backdated jok pad raha hoon.
Max cmt -ve the.
But i realy like it.
This make me laugh 3 times.
Tnx to writer and tnx to editer to giving me this one.
Ab jise samajh mein nahi aaya uska khuch nahi kiya ja sakta.
Ye bat to hai mujhe bhi joke acha laga tha, jab ise edit kar raha tha tab maja aya thha.. but logo ki soch
lakaru kaisa hai.