Pathan Ka Kartab
Views: 31,339 - Posted on 10 Mar 2011
Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe
Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur Zameen Pe Aa Gira
Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye
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pathan ki gotiyon ka kya hal hai?
bandook kharab ho jaae to golian bekar reh jaati ha
babaji kya hal hai
waah yaar kya joke tha pathan bhi bechara kya karta ye lund bhi cheej hi aisi hoti hai
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hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho dear yaar tum raavan par itna bhrosha mat karo yaar nahi to mai tumse kabhi naraj hona chahunga to bhi nahi ho paunga vaise yaar shadi to ho gyi par na koi khbar na invitaion na mithai lekin yaar ye sab thik nahi hai jaan
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hy rashi kaisi ho yaar mai yaar kuchchh galat nahi soch rha hun yaar ye admin ka rose bhejna ye sab kya majra hai yaar or sona to aapko hi yaad karti rahti hai
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hy divya thanks yaar aapne kam se kam hame yaad to rakha vaise kya chal rha hai aajkal
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sheela kitthe ho tussi
hi ravanji aur mere sabhi pyare doston including admin ye mera last comment hai vo bhi ravanji aapke force par mai ab is site ko kabhi on nahin kaoongi jab koi yahan samajh hi nahin sakta to baat karna hi bekar hum yahan hasne aate hain na ki dukhi hone to sabhi mere pyare doston ko mera aakhri pyar bhara namaskar.sorry agar kisi ko bhi meri baat buri lagi ho to enjoy ur self.
Na ji savita ji… kisi ko aapki baat buri nahi lagi.. take care and never return back :)
Aap nahi jaanti jab koi user ese faisle leta hai to mujhe badi khushi hoti hai dear
Aur plss naam change karke bhi mat ana. nahi to mujhe dukh hoga
oye admin bro, itne nishthur mt bn yaar.. tm kisi baat ko itne dil se q laga lete ho?
saveeta ji, ye mera aapko 1st cmnt hai nd mai nhi chahta ki ye mera aapko last cmnt ho.. hm yaha sb dost hai nd 1 dost k kuch kh dene se is trah alag ho jana kaha tk shi hai? aapko jo baat achch lagi apne wo kha n admin ko jo baat achchi lagi usne wo kha.. isme site chodkr jane ki kya baat hui?
Admin bro esa mat bolo yar koi bat buri lagi hogi savita ko pehle se dil tut gaya hoga tum or tod rahe ho ? Comedy site pe tregedy
savita aunty konsi bat buri lagi he jo bhag rahe ho?
Ajuba ji… agar savita ji ne ye bola hota na mera dil toota hai main ja rahi hun.. to main use khud manata
par jo user ye jatata hai ki main ja raha hun last comment hai ye hai vo hai.. usko main apne gante pe nahi bithata
Manana ya pyar karna vahi hota hai jaha dusra ye cheez samjhe.. so isliye jo bhi is site se gaya maine usko nahi roka
na koi mere liye aya thha na koi mere liye ja raha hai.. tum sabka khud dil hai jo ji main aaye karo…
Are baba ji ye aap kya bol rahe hai. Mein bhale hi aap ke liye is site mien nahi aaya tha par ab aap hi ki wajah se ruka hua hoon. Bhale hi maine aap ko nahi dekha par comment parne se insaan ke baare mien kuch to pata chalta hai. Kash aap "matrix ko chorkar" kehte to mujhe bahut achaa lagta :(
Aur Ajuba aur wanted bhai log tumhe us savita ki chinta hai. Aur admin ki kisi ko chinta nahi hai? Ab se apun ke bhai ko kisich ne kuch bola to is akkhe india mein mujhse bura koi nahi hoga samjha na.
Apun ab sab ki watt lagata hai dekh. he….he…..he…..
Ab apun kaise sab ka game baja dalega kisich ko pata nahi chalega :P he……he…..he…..he….
Matrix bhai itne pyar ke liye thanks and ye baat sach hai india mein tumse bura koi bhi nahi hai
Heheheh aur main tum sab se pyar karta hun (par Gay nahi hun) par mujhe kabhi kisi ke muh se ye sun na nahi pasand ki main ja raha hun last comment hai ya esa hi kuch
aur matrix tu chinta na kar agar tu gaya to teri <img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/butt.gif" alt="Maar Lenge Hum, Mere Sanam" /> maar ke bhi vaapis le aayenge..
Wow nice joke
socho sab apne hatho se apne gotiye pe hathoda ?
Kya huva bal khade ho gae hahaha
He ..he….he…..
Kya joke dala hai admin bhai. Par Pathan ko sirf hothoda lagne se aisa nahi hua asal mein usn hathode ki ulte side(jahan se kil(nails)nikalte hain) waali nokhili jagah se hathoda maara isiliye woh kalabaziyaan khata hua gira. He….he………he….
Hehehe Matrix bhai tu ek kam kar mera Assistant ban ja bhai…. Meri tension khatam ho jayegi aur users ko ache ache jokes b padne ko milenge
nd matrix ki baato se to personal experienbe v jhalak raha hai admin bro.. hehehehe
Ye jaruri nahi wanted bhai ki Doctor jis bimari ka ilaj kar raha ho woh use bhi ho chuki ho. Usi tarah tu yeh nahi keh sakta ki jis baare mein main bol raha hoon wo mere sath ho chuka ho.
Waise baba ji assistant banne ke baare mein sochne ke liye kuch waqt chahiye :P he…..he….
Hahahahah pathan ka toh baj gya … !! Hahah @RAAVAN sory jan btaya ni tuje aur invitation ni di par next time jarur btaungi tume aur yar ladko ko na ladkiyo se naraj ni hona chaiye aur tm to mere best frnd ho meri jaan …. @hey bunty v r frnds ok…aur how u? @mausam ajka mausam isilye kharb ni hai kyuki ajka mausam bda achha tha …hehehe aur kya yar bdi philosophy zaad re ho aj abi abi class attend krke aye the kya!!?
Be rajeev me kisi v dali pe bethu ped kya tune lgvaya hai ! Aur be khud ki dekh ganda nali me terta hai yuqqq…..2 feet hight hehehe….fir to kisi srks ka joker h hona chaiye tu….(bura lga ho to apna pc utha ke patak diyo divar pe muje bilkul v bura ni lagega) hehe
Nice joke……..!
@koi softwaer hai kya ? jo es tarah ka message ka end nahi hota !
@aur such puchiye to main kavi nahi chahunga ki es ye message ka aana band ho !
@baba saxidas aap sare member ko bare aaram se reply kr dete hai ! it's a great achivment !
@baba aapne kuch din ke liye santa ko baksh diya , and patan ko lapeta ! achha kiya
aise pathan ka to ab kuch nahi hone wala q k hathora ka chout to uska chokhaa bana diya hoga !
@ divya,panchhi,mousam aap mere se dosti karogee !
i m waiting !
Dear Rajeev.
Thanks mere uper itna likhne ke liye.. aur mene santa ko baksha nahi aaj fir aa jayega vo…. aur pathan ko isliye pakda ki koi kah na sake ki mene jaat paat dekha..
Jokes mein ragde jane ka haq sab ko hai
Hehehehehe…..very nice joke sameer bhai yar regular jokes nahi post kar rahe the tabiyat wagerah to thik hai na wll aj sab barabar ho gaya. Savita ji apne aisa ku kaha ki ye apka last comnt hai agar koi bat buri lagi ho to sorry waise mene ap ko kuch nahi kaha mujhe lagta hai ap har choti bat ko dil par le leti hain waise fir bhi ap jana chaho to mera 8×3 ka salam leti jao hahahaha fir bura mat manna . Abe arush jimmy anshul vicky wr ru freinds.
Sam vo 8×3 tera nahi meri amanat hai tere pass hehehe mene tujhe diya thha ki chal khali time mein use kar liyo… par iska matlab ye nahi ki tu sabko dikhata rah
yaar aap sbhi log savita se badtameezi kyo karte ho
Taaki aap jaise log hamen daantne mein apna time waste kar sake :P he….he…he…he..
oyeeeee mujhe to samujh mai hi nhi aaya ye joke :(
Are meri bholi bhali Divya ji joke mien patha construction area mein kaam kar raha tha tabhi shayad galti se usne apne lund pe hathoda de maara isiliye wo kalabaziyan khata hua niche gira. he……..he………….he……
thnx samjhane ke liye
A good Joke Pathan s Lund is crushed
Wow pathan ka lund kitna majbut hai
@hi everybody…
hahahhahaahhaaa
Very Nice joke ,mujhe to pathaan ki jagah Matrix ji nazar aate hain,
@ Matrix ji sorry ab babaji ne kah diya he to ab main aapko pareshaan nhi karrngi,
aap sahii the main ladki hi hoon,aur Rashi ladka he yahaan par bhi aap sahii hain,
ok main mazaak kar rhi thi ,aaj se aapko main apna dost maantee hoon,
will you be my friend Matrix ji.
Okay ^_^
Par matrix pathan ki tarah bewakuf nahi hai mausam ji :P
Kabhi milogi toh pata chal jayega. he….he….he….
Par yeh to maine kabhi nahi kaha ki rashi ladka hai. Aur teri baat main ab nahi maan sakta bhai/behan kyunki jab tu pehle jhut bol raha/rahi thi toh ab kya malum ab sach bol rahi/raha hai ya nahi :P
Waise he…he..he….sach batau aisa lag raha hai ki mein kisi hijre (chakke) se baat kar raha hoon. he…..he…..he…..he…….he…….