Pathan Ki Biwi Ne To Dara Hi Diya
Views: 19,882 - Posted on 26 Jan 2012
Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Sex Karte Hue Boli.
Biwi: “Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon”
Premi: “Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta?”
Biwi: “Nahi, Woh Sirf Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Mujhe Thokta Hai“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Boobs Ki Taarif Mein Ek Sher
Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Saare Tere Pichhu Thhe, Jab Tere Aam Hue, Saare Pareshaan Hue, Jab Tere Kharbh ..- She And Me Alone in Night
The Sky Was Dark The Moon Was High All Alone Just Her And I Her Hair So Soft Her Eyes So Blue I Knew ..- Judva Bache Karvane Ka Asaan Tarika
Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe Socho Usne Kya Kiya Sochho Sochho Sochho Sochho Yaar Dimag Lagao ..- Kya Aapko Bhi Aisi Infection Hui Hai?
Ek Ladke Ki Nunni Pe Infection Ho Gayi To Vo Ek Shahar Ke Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Doctor Ne U ..- Ladki Sex Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai?
Ladki Usually Sex Karne Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai? I Love You? Wrong! That Was Great? Wrong Again! I Lov ..Hindi Version
पठान की बीवी किसी गैर मर्द से सेक्स करते हुए बोली.
बीवी: "तुम 19ve आदमी हो जिस से मैं ठुकवा रही हूँ"
प्रेमी: "क्या पठान नहीं ठोकता?"
बीवी: "नहीं, वोह सिर्फ उसी की ठोकता है जो मुझे ठोकता है"
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acha tha. hi frnds,kaise ho sb thrki..? or Priya ji aap kaisi ho.
Hahahahaha……. Ye sunkar to premi ki to phat hi gyi hogi….
Sabhi dosto ko {{*BASANT PANCHAMI*}} ki hardik shubhkamnaye (in advance)..
Wo to gaya kaam se
Es ka matlab patan apni biwi ki chod kar sari duniya ki chode ga
@Ragini*,..thank you so much from my deep heart…aapne mujhe yaad kia…aap pehli hain jisne mujhe iss tarah yaad kia..aur miss..shayad aap meri zindagi mein pehli hain ..jiski baato ne mere dil ko chhua..mujhe bahut khusi hui..aap se dosti hui meri ..yeh mere liye alag zindagi ka alag exprience hai…aapko mein iss site g.f nahi banaunga balki aapmeri f.g..friend girl…first girl jisne mere dil mein kucch alag ahsaas jagaya…ab aap jay k pehle hongi..:)
aapke k liye kucch…
*******************************************************
kya kahun aapse..mere pass shabd nhi
aap kucch kh dein..shayad mein kucch kh jaun,
aap se humara kya rishta hai..hum nhi jaante,
bus iss rishte ko hum kya naam dein..koi hume bata de.
aap thoda hans de..hum thoda muskura de..
yeh dosti hai..ya phir kucch aur hum nhi jaante..
aapke jeevan mein pyaar k phool barse.
humare jeevan mein aap jaise chahne ki dua barse.
aapko hum naa bhule..aur naa aap hume
aur yeh silsila humesha chalta rahein..
………………………………………..
GOOD NIGHT..<3Ragini<3*
GOOD Night..naughty Jay*and samir*
and all dear friends
@for my Dream *soul*.
tujhe hi chaha hai meine..tujhse hi juda hoon mein.
bus teri hai.tammana hai iss dil mein..
mujhe uss doori ki fikra nhi..mujhe apne bharose pe bharosa hai
..bus itna hi mere liye kaafi hai..
once again..
gudnight friends.
sweet dreams..<3ragini<3*:)
<3jay<3* sweet dreams hahah!!
samir* sweet dreams:)
@ Dhiraj j thk apne hamari dosti kabul ki. Ladka ladki ache dost ban sakte hai ye jaruri to nahi ke wo ladka ladki ko girl friend banye its ok for me ki apne hamri dosti kabul ki. Ap itni tarif v mat kare muje embrassing feel hota hai.
ha ha ha!! nice one
Good morning friends….
GOOD MORNING PRIYA JI KAISI HAI AAP….???(ab gussa chhodiYE b)
aur…. Thoda sa muskura dijiye…..
Hahahahahahaha…….
My dear so sweet,, dekha Mujhe malum tha ki tu muskurayegi jarur…. Naughty girl.
hahahaha heheheheh hahahahaha us 19ve ki to gaand hi fat gayee hogee,soch rahaa hogaa ki aaj kahaan fas gayaa hehehehehehe
hahahahaha
Hallo Everybody kal se hum bhi jokes type karenge aur yakeen kijiye acche hone.
मैं उन चार लोगों को
एक मुद्दत से ढूँढ रहा हूँ,
जिनको मेरी पर्सनल लाइफ में
इतना इंटरेस्ट है कि
घरवाले हमेशा बोलते हैं – Ajeet
“चार लोग देखेंगे तो क्या कहेंगे
AJEET paaji, sat sri akal g. veer ji tuhada joke menu bahut psand aya.yr eda de hor joke likho jinu pdh k hasa bnd na hove.bye g.n
एक बडा-सा कुत्ता एक छोटे से बच्चे के मुंह और हाथ को चाटने लगा। उससे एक साल बडा भाई मारे डर के चीखने लगा।
मां ने अंदर से पूछा- कुत्ता ने काटा तो नही?????????
बेटाः नही अभी तो चख रहा है।………………………
Ajeet Singh
Thanx Ajeet ji. . .very nice joke.