Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?
Posted on 31 Mar 2011
Judge: “Tumne Apne Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?”
Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office Se Fon Kiya Ki Tyaar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Mujhe Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Mujhe Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bole”
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BADIYA HAI
its ausum . mai hu biki mai chodunga ankita ko
Ekdam bakwaasss
gandu joke
Wahi toh- ye kya baat hui? Ready kiya or choda v nahi
ROSY dear really ek ladki ka dard ladki hi samjh sakti hai
kapil bhai..sabse jyada dard to unko ho raha hoga jinhe is jokes ki happy ending nahi mili.. Admin bro yaar ye hollywood ka formula yaha na try karo.. adhikatar sad ending hi hoti hai.
Hello……frnds, me raj ka frnd hu aaj me tumhe Success pane ka achuk mantra dene wala hu, mene is mantra se ache acho ka wat laga diya hai,……………………………………………..Try and fail, but don't fail to try
aaj me ek bad news dene wala hu, kamjor dil wale is cmt ko nahi padhna bt isse pehle kuch admin ji se kuch baat kar leta hu,
@Adminji – he he he lagta hai aaj aap ne cmt. approve karne me thoda dhyan nahi diya hai, aaj koi tuch prani ne fir se gira hua harkat kiya hai, mujhe samajh nhi aata hai koi girls users ki ID se kaise khelwad kar sakta hai, ye upper ka cmt rosy ka ho hi nhi sakta hai, ye baat sab jante hai agr koi naya user same name ka hai to use instruction do ki wo apne name k sath kuch aur title add kare, aur agar ye kisi ka shararat hai to uska naam batao me uski maa chod dunga
@ Matrix – pehle apni english sudhar le tab tu dusro ki sudhariyo aur agar tu ye kehna chahte ho ki tune savita ji ko majak me aisa kaha tha to ek baat jaan lo majak ka janm dusro ko khushi dene k liye hua hai naa ki sharminda, insult bt tujhe ye baat samajh nhi aayega kyonki tu abhi bachcha hai, akal ka kachcha hai….ek baat puchna tha teri gaand jalane me hehehe sabka dil garden garden kyo ho jata hai
@ Mausam ji – aap se kya baat karu koi topic nhi hai chaliye ek-do sher arz kar deta hu pasand ho to reply dena halanki ye sher Raj ki image ko bahut suit karta tha aur ye pura comt me raj ki taraf se likh raha hu …….
" Ye jaruri nhi hai ki insaan sirf AAG se hi jale
Ye jaruri nhi hai ki insaan sirf AAG se hi jale
log to mere style se v jal jaate hai" ………………ha ha ha Matrix se confirm kar lena
"Hum ho gaye fanaa mohabbat k is zamane me
saja k tor pe mili maut paimane me,
mohabbat ne naakam kar diya
warna khubiya aur v thi is deewane me
@ Panchhi, Rosy and Rashii – me jo aaj kehne jaa raha hu wo kehna to nhi chahta hu bt aap teeno ka comt se hi me majbur ho gaya hu yaha cmt dene par, shayad aap log ko pta nhi hai ki raj is duniya me nahi raha, wo khuda ko pyara ho gaya hai, aur uski aatma ki shanti k liye tumlog use bhul jao taki wo v khushi khushi marne ka maja le sake, panchhi tum kis raj ko yaad kar rhi ho murde bola nhi karte wo agar jinda hota to tumhe wish nahi karta chalo uski jagah me wish kar deta hu…………panchhi tumhara UOL já confirmou aajka sua periculosidade exam os software antivírus não kharab jaye -lo. O vírus tumhe criado por 000 um ande hacker que zero mile se auto-define o'dono da vida', e o seu objetivo é o de khush aur faltu dimag lagane se koi fayda nhi hai raj to aane wala nhi hai…
Note – genius log apna khali dimag mat chalana bt mere samjhane se kya hota hai tumlog to kehkar rahoge ye adust hi raj hai,,,,,, ye koi april fool banane ka naya tarika hai etc etc, meri baat ka biswaas karna hai to karo warna tum jano aur raj ka aatmaa jane me to chala
Adust urf Raji bhatkti aatma. mere se koi galti nahi hui.. vo comment Rosy ka hi thha thha par bechari ne kal nahi September 2010 mein likha thha
and bhagwan tumhari aatma ko shanti de. shanti na mile to priya de sumitra de
Main tujhe bas yahi kahunga ki tu itna bara chthiya kyun hai re?
English….english… aur english yahi ratt laga raha hai na!
To in choti coti baaton ke liye mujhpar comment na kiya kar bhai. Kyunki eng janna koi bari baat thori hi na hai. Main to sir savita ko yahi keh raha tha ki unka comment parne se meri eng kharaab ho jaegi. Usne to kuch nahi kaha par dekh raha hoon teri gaand mien aag lag gayi!
Dekh bhai, itna to mien jaanta hoon ki meri eng tujhse jarur better hogi. Kyun?
Kyunki mujhe pata hai jo baar baar "eng kharaab hai teri aur meri achii hai" kehta hai, jabki meri eng mien koi bhul nahi hai, tab jarur tu hi chuthiya hai jo mujhe keh raha hai.
At last in choti choti baaton ke liye mujhe disturb mat karna. Saala marne ke baad bhi disturb karta hai kya aadmi hai tu!
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
haaaaaaaaaahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bs ab aur distrub nhi karunga matrix bachcha enjoy hahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa u really cuteeeeeeeee
Adust Bhai,baat karne ka koi topic na ho to shero shayree maar do ban gayaa tpoic ,hahaha bilkul sahee he
main bhi maar deta hoon -
Pahli ek mulakat anjan hoti hai,
Anjan se hi to fir pehchan hoti hai,
achanak badal jaata he us riste ka matlab,
fir har dhadkan sun ne ko saanse betab rahti hain.
Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar baithe hai,
Saikado mar chuke hai lekin hazaaro taiyar bethe hai,
Hamne bhi kiyaa tha ishq kisaa jamaane me,
aaj apni dukaan lekar sare baazaar baithe hain.
Har ishk ka matlab gam nahi hota,
duriyan badhne se pyar kam nahi hota,
waqt bewaqt ho jati hai aankhen nam
kyonki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota
hi rosy . wats ur asl dear & i agree wid u anyways
haal kaisa hai janaw ka,kya baat sameerji aaj ek ke baad ek paanch joke,tabiat to theek hai,hai allha kahin chutti par to nahin ja rahe,ek baat kahain aapse hum kal aapse milne aa rahe hain so ghar par hi milna.kasam se hum aapse milne ko bahut utsuk hain kal kisi bhi samay aa dhamkenge ab raha nahi jata tere bin.tc cu 2moro.
Haal bahut hi achha hai janab ka..
vo kya hai ki.. agar log mera faltu ki ldayi mein dimag na kharab kare to vo time mein idhar devote karke jokes likh sakta hun
and mujhe time bata dena ki kal kitne baje aa rahi ho.. vo kya hai apne honemoon ke liye tickets bhi leti aana Switzerland wale. aur main bhi aapse milne ka bahut utsuk hun. jab se aap shadi ke teesre din (mujhe bachha chahiye aur mene kaha thha 2 saal ke baad) wali baat se ladd ke jab se mayke gayi hai mera b dil nahi lagta aa jao na.
Wait karunga kal tumhari aur bata dena konse wali train se aa rahi ho main lene aaunga.
blkul my jaanu,magar tumhe pata hai ki mai bhi zid ki pakki hun,main 14:30 baje ki gadi se pahuch rahi hun tumhare liye 2 pyare GIFT ke sath 2 sweet sweet baby ke sath dono tumse milne ko baichain hain.jaanu theek samay par pahuch jaana aur han jab hum dono ek sath hote hain to switzerland to khud ba khud ho jata hai so vahan ki kya zaroorat.cu jaanu i m comming………
Savita ji please yaar apne purane pati aur un 2 bachho ka jikar na karo.. maine kayi bar bola hai ki tumhare pati ne jab tumko choda to mene tumko sahara diya aur apnaya.. par fir bhi tum un 2 bachho ki yaad se mujhe tadpati rahti ho.
agar yehi bat hai to mat ana.. main bhi self control kar lunga
rainy season me, umbrella ki nahi, whisper ki jarurat hai.
Whisper use karo, geelepan ka ehsaas hi nahi hota
IT'S so downmarket and kamina
kya baaaaaat sameer bhai…he.he
ladayi k baad pyaar..
badhiya hai..
@ Savita Ji – abi baaki comments padhke aap mujhe acchi lagi.. acha laga aap log biti baate bhulakar healthy relation banaye hue ho. aese hi rahiyega.. site k maje lijiye.
or fir kal to aap sammer bhai se milne ja rhi hai..fir to "meetha hai khaana aaj pehli tarikh hai.." he..he.. jst kidding
hi to all regular visiters of this site like, mausam, pyaremohan, rashi ji, punchi ji,raavan, kapil bhai, raj bhai, savita ji or hamare khas baba ji..
thanks abhiji
hru?w do u do?
i m lukin few new readers here n req plz gv ur intro to mixup here.
Abhi Bhai,aapne yaad kiya mujhe ye mere liye bahut badi baat he.kuchh lines likh rhaa hoon achchhi lage to bataana hahaha-(Khaane me meethaa ho to kuchh to mirch masaale daar ho na chahiye)
Pahle thi kabhi unke liye hamaare haath me Talwar,
Magar jab dekhi unke haath me Bandook to geeli ho gayee hamaari Salwar,
hame nhi pata tha ki itne pyaare hain yahaan ke Sardaar,
ab hamko bhi ho gayaa he unki aadaao se Pyaar,
He…he…he…
Uske baad judge us aurat ko faansi ki saja de deta hai. Aurat darr jati hai. Fir do din baad use faasi de di jaati hai. Judge bhi budha ho chuka tha isiliye wo bhi us aurat ke marne ke ek hafte baad mar gaya. Fir kuch yun hua ki dono jab hoot bankar bhatak rahe the tabhi ek dusre se takrae.
Aurat: Saale kamine judge teri wajah se hi mien marr gayi.
Judge: Nahi nahi miene aapko faansi nahi di, asal mien mien bhi aapko april fool bana raha tha, par yaaddasht kamjor hone ke karan aapko saja dene ke baad batana bhul gaya……
…………
(Ye wahi high court ka judge hai jo ek joke(piche) mien, ek bahut barhiya mauka chor deta hai)
kyun old users of this vulnerable site sahi kaha na miene :P
ya matrix dear ur explanation is excellent.
Thanx Savita ji. Aur pehle maine aapko jo kaha tha uske liye naraz to nahi hain na? Mien aapko isiliye keh raha tha taki aap mujhse ye sab sunkar apni eng aur achii kar le. Par agar aapko bura laga ho to ab se mien aapko nahi kahunga. Waise mien bas yahi kahunga ki aap bilkul sahi kar rahi hain. Eng jitna practice karo utna strong ho jata hai. Isiliye keep it up. Aur he….he…..he… mere bhi ek visa bana dijeega . Kahaan ka? Wo mien aapko bata doonga baad mien. Aur agar aapko koi bhi baat buri lagi ho to sorry…………
O sha giya e guru bohut badiya
galat baat hai matrix bhai..
old user ko to bata diya par naye users ko kese pata chalega k wo kaonsa joke tha…???
"Mein High Court Ka Judge Hoon" waala joke tha :P
Hi Sameer bhai kaise ho…Work pressure bahot hai yaar so kafi time baad comment kar raha hu, mafi chahunga…..Ok not bad joke aur accha hota agar wife wahi par laat marke andoo ka omlet bana deti aur bolti same to u bolti…
Raja jo m fine par aap bahut time baad dikhe aate jaate raha karo aur comment de diya karo.. itna bhi kya busy hona
Lagtaa hai wife ka itna badaa bhosda dekh kar uske husband ka lund baith gayaa hogaa.
HI everybody aaj meri admin ki site ko use karte hue ek saal ho gaye haha….Purane users kanha hai..happy april fool day…:).
@admin, nt again:( ye mere sath he kyu hota h? :(
who d f**k is using my name? Dont u have ur own name? Jee bharkar gaali dene ka man kar raha h..
Rosy which comment u r talking about.. aur jo is joke mein hai jismein tumne likha hai
"Wahi toh- ye kya baat hui? Ready kiya or choda v nahi"
is posted by you or but not yesterday.. dhayan se dekho comment ki date.. "September 5, 2010 at 5:31"
Actually ye joke purana thha par 1st april ka thha isliye mene isko kal dobara post kar diya thha
Nahi nahi nahi mene ni likha:( u april fool bana rahe ho na!
@dust, raj ka naya form? Bakwaas.. Ye april fool ka naya tarika he h.. U r raj, bet laga lo!
Rosy dear.. same email id aur Ip match ho raha hai aur sun ab juth na bol…. koi b banda kisi aur ke naam se comment kar sakta hai par email id Se nahi meri jaan
tab tu tharki thhi aur ab shayad sahi ho gayi hai ya shayad shadi ho gayi hai
Mast hai bhai…aaj har ladki ke sathi aise hi april fool manana guys…
waise april fool manane ka achchha tareeka he magar risky bhi he hahahahhaahahhaa
May b, muje ni yaad:-P
JOKE MEIN DAM NAHI……