Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

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Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Ooi Maaa PEPSI.”

Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tujhe Pepsi Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?”

Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside.“

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Hindi Version

छुट में मोटा लुंड जाते ही कॉलगर्ल चिल्लाई: “ऊई मा पेप्सी.”

लड़का: “साली इस टाइम तुझे पेप्सी याद आ रही है?”

गर्ल: “चूतिये पेप्सी मतलब प्लीज़ एंटर पेनिस स्लोली इनसाइड.“

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41 Responses to "Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More"

  1. Netra says:
    April 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    wow itna bada land muze bhi chahiye

    Reply
  2. ritu says:
    April 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    hi frnds i m ritu
    joke to to mast hai yaaro

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  3. Matrix says:
    April 25, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Hey friends kaise ho?

    Ek baar ek lady ko bahut zoro se toilet lagti hai, par use baathroom nahi mil raha tha. To wo santa ke pass jaati hai aur bolti hai,

    Lady: Oye papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao na.

    Santa(Muskurate hue): You naughty, pehle tum dikhao na :P

    Reply
    • Mausam says:
      April 25, 2011 at 7:22 pm

      hahahhha joke achchha he badhiyaa he,

      Matrix yaar ye baat kuchh hazam nhi huee,uss lady ko itnee jor se susu lagi huee thi to usne bathroon na dhundh ke santa ko kaise dhundh liyaa hahahahahhaa

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    • Jay says:
      April 25, 2011 at 8:38 pm

      Hey frnds ye santa jitana hi bewkoof hai Pappu utana hi chalak hai kyuki….

      Pappu ro raha tha to ladki ne pucha ki kyo ro rahe ho ???
      To Pappu no kaha ke maine kabhi s*x nahi kiya.
      To lakdi ne kaha ki mere sath karlo.
      S*x ke bad Pappu husne laga
      To ladki ne pucha ki aab kyou hans rahe ho to usne kaha ke
      Rote – rote maine sara muhalla ch0d dala……

      Reply
  4. Heartbeat says:
    April 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Hlo sameer bro yaar koi nokia 3110 classic k liye b browser hai jiske sath mai w2h pe chat kar sakta hu kiyo k uspe opera to kam nahi karta reply me yaar

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    • Prince says:
      April 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm

      aapse ye kisne kah diya bhai ki nokia 3110 classic pe opera work nahi karta hai… just visit this site in your browser.. m.opera.com yaha aapko opera nka new version 6.0 mil jayega. aur bhi bahut saare browser hain..bus getjar.com pe jaiye aur search box me browser daal ke search kariye..aapko apni pasand ka koi na koi browser mil hi kayega.. Agar aapne nokia 3110 ka software remove kara ke dobara dalwaya hai to alag baat hai.

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      • Heartbeat says:
        April 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm

        Prince bro 3110 pe to opera kam karta hai lekin non veg jokes ki chat site pe opera ki bajha se main chat nahi kar sakta sameer bhai help me yaar

      • Admin says:
        April 26, 2011 at 7:23 pm

        HeartBeat.. yaar Opera ko mene block kiya hai.. kyunki fir vaha gandi machane wale bahut aa jate hai.. par chinta na kar kuch din wait kar lo main iska solve karunga jaldi hi

      • Heartbeat says:
        April 26, 2011 at 7:37 pm

        Thanks dear lekin solve thoda jaldi karna

  5. Dhiraj says:
    April 25, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    @rashii didi, exam chal rahe hain kya??……jay ji aajkal busy hain aur main bhi….@raavan bhaiya kaise hain aap??….

    @Jay tumhari baatein itni acchi hain to tum dikhte kaise hoge??…aapka humraaz dhiraj:).

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  6. pyare moham says:
    April 25, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Good joke.
    admin ji namaste, aap kaise ho?
    admin ji aisa lagta hai ki aapki prem kahani bahut dilchasp hogi bilkul Ekta kapoor ke kyuki Sas bhi kabhi bahu thi ki tarah.
    please jaldi se likh ke sunao ab intjaar nahi hota bhai

    Reply
  7. Madhab says:
    April 25, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    How r you May all NonVeg Friends…………………..Mai aa gaya fir dubara kaise ho aap Sab.

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  8. Dev says:
    April 25, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    lol..nice joke

    Reply
  9. Sonika says:
    April 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    Kya sahi me itna bada l*nd hota h kya ki ladki roti bi h me to ni royi..

    Reply
  10. arun says:
    April 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    sonika ji kya aap ki shadi ho gayi h.

    Reply
  11. Kartik says:
    April 30, 2011 at 6:09 am

    Arun nahi hue tu karega he he he

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  12. sam says:
    May 1, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    ritu ji ….r u on facebook

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  13. Pradeep Mahapatra says:
    May 18, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Ha Ha Ha….

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  14. Mausam says:
    January 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    sameer bhai ye joke with comments pubblish kyu kiyaa ,iski bhi koi vajah he kya

    Reply
    • Admin says:
      January 19, 2012 at 4:25 pm

      abe ye purane jokes hai jiska mene hindi version banaya.. ab obvious hai ki hindi version + sms version banaya hai jo pahle logo ne nahi pada tha vo ab pad lenge aur jo naye log hai vo dobara enjoy kar lenge

      Reply
  15. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    January 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    ADMIN BRO hìndi version banao lekin Kam se kam purane comments to hta diya kro bro…

    Reply
  16. channy hudda says:
    January 22, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    ha bheru you are right

    Reply

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