Perfect Examples Of Life
Views: 13,684 - Posted on 11 Jul 2012
Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
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@lalitji hm apko keh re the kya ap bihar k h
@niteshji ap kis clz se or kaha se btech kr re h
hi navya good eve how r u??
Navya main ballabgarh faridabad se hoon
bade joke ko chota bana diye :)
hehehe..toh bada wala joke ap suna do na bro…
nop hehehehe Bada wala maine Baba ko de diya ;)
joke ki maa c@#$%&** di
Gud joke…
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Hi..Frnds..hw r u all ?
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan
dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai
ladka padhne aya hai…
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna
mat,
RAAKHI nikaal na aur kehna pyari
BHENA
milti rehna…:D !!!
grahak-kya guarantee hai ki ye chadhdi phategi nahi.
dukandar- 10 manzila imarat par chadhna aur upar se neeche dekhna tumhari gaand fat jayegi lekin chadhdhi nahi fategi.
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho
Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur
Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho
Jayega…
hahahahaha…gud Aby bro,
thanx bro!!!
thanx bro!!! and where are you? subha nahi the??
Dear, mrng me Udaipur gaya hua tha…business k kaam se…so…cmnts nh kr paya…
aby bro!! ne to mast likha yaar!!
mujhe to omlette psand hain….
nice aby bro!! lgta hai aby bro 22yrs ya 23 k honge!1
:)
no bro I am 17 !!! just passed 11th :D
Hehehehe….
Tension – beti ya behn ghr se bahr ho!! bata k naa gyi ho!!
Terror – raat ho gyi ab tk ghr naa lauti ho!!
Horror – raat 2 baje phone aata hai..mummy/bhaiya mera rape ho gya!!
Tragedy –subah pregg test se pata chala..woh rapist k bacche ki maa ban gyi..
nice one
whats easy to do??
no talks with him/her!!
whats difficult to do???
to remove him/her from heart!!
whats impossible to do??
to remove him/her from head!!
its my view!!
aby bro..mujhe shk tha ki tum 20 k aas pass hoge but aby bro mujhe yeh nhi pata tha..ki tum 17 saal k jawaan chhore hoge…mein isliye tumhra real age nhi bata saka kyunki ..tumhre cmnt kaafi adult type k the aby bro.. :D hahahahaha…tc!! young aby bro!!
hmmmmm :D!!!!!!!
Deeru bhai ji 17 ki age kishor awastha(teenager) hoti ha aur 18 ke baad young ager. Samje!!
jankari dene k liye dhnya waad bhaisaheb lekin aby jawaan ho chuka hai..hahahaha!!
meine to 5saal ki umar mein whisky pee chuka hoon!! kisi ne pila diya!! 10saal ki umra mein cigrette kisi ne de diya!!
and sex no no no!!
by the way i know man!!
ab aane wale samay mein baccho ki age batana mushkil ho jaega….nonveg sites pe 10 saal k bacche cmnt kr rahe honge..aur hum sochenge woh 20 25 saal k hain..hahahahahahahaha!!!
internet mata ki jai ho
jai ho internet maiyya!!
:P
bhuhuhu :( you think mai nonveg par nahi as sakta only 18 +??? :( par mail aaunga hahaha
mujhe lagta hai tumhara naam ABHAY hoga jise tumne kaat k ABY kr diya hai..maine aisa naam pehle kbhi nhi suna…?…
ok tum sharir se 17 ho lekin tumhra dimag 18 paar kr chuka hai..isliye tum aa sakte ho…
lekin ek lagaam jarur saath rkhna!! :) kyunki dimag ka ghode ka koi bhrosa nhi.. :(
hahahahahahahahahahaha……………………….Sweetheart aaj bahut dino k baad mai tumharey cmnts padhkar hash raha hun………..hahahahahaha……… thanks.
:( nahi to na jaane kyu kuch dino se tumharey cmnts ko padhkar gussa aata thha :( :O :D
@Sweetheart,
Aaz tumne Dil Khush kar diya chal esi khushi me mai apne Dil ka ek Raz tujhse bata raha hun…..
Jagaaya tumne Aisa ke Aaj tak hum so na sakkey
Rulaaya tumne aisa ke sabke saamne hum ro bhi na sakkey
Jaane kya baat hai sweetheart tum mey
K….. ?
Jab se maana tumhe apna tabse kisi aur key……
Hum ho v na sakey :( :( :(
:D
whats up boys???
In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi ..
Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar
hahahahaha……….. Dosto!!!!!
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Mujhe Dukh is ka nahi k Mere Pash Girl Friend nahi hai :(
.
Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi girl friend nahi hai .. :-)
hahaha………..
( ‘,’)/
“Is Parcham k saye talay hum sab Ek hain”
yeh jay k cmnts hain naa??
aaj shaam mein ..subah kaise ho gyi!!
@jay..,mujhe bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha tum mujhse katti kyun the…meine to tumhe dil se nikalne ki tyaari kr chuka tha…mujhe tumhre naam se cmnt dekh kr gussa aane laga tha…kbhi kbhi mann krta tha…ab site chhod deni chahiye…lekin meine aisa nhi..kia..mujhe tum pr bhi gussa aane laga…par meine waisa kucch likhna chaha par mita diya…anywaz bada accha gussa nikala tumne maan gye tumhe!!…tum mujh pe gussa the…so nice…hahaha!! but jay …tum mujh pe aur naaraaj ho sakte ho…aakhir tum mujhse pyaar jo krte ho!! :)
tc!! jay my something more than anything!!
:) G O O D EvEnInG* ;)
Sweetheart,
Kaash! Tum samajhtey Mere Jazzbaato ko……
Toh yu humein ruswa na kiya hota :(
Teri ye berukhi zulam bhi Manzoor thhi Mujhko
Bash ek baar fb se unfrend karne se pahle
Meri Dil ki Halat ko samaj-liya hota :(
कक्षा में मॉनीटर बनाए जाने के बाद हिन्दी की मैडम के नहीं आने पर शरारती रामू ने सभी बच्चों से शोर न मचाने और पढ़ाई में ध्यान देने के लिए कहा…
उसके एक सहपाठी को मस्ती सूझी, और वह बोला, “रामू , हमें कल परिभाषाएं सिखाई गई थीं… लेकिन क्या तुम ‘गाली’ की परिभाषा बता सकते हो…?
रामू ने हमेशा की तरह तपाक से जवाब दिया,
“अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर भी शारीरिक हिंसा का आश्रय न लेते हुए, मौखिक रूप से प्रतीकात्मक हिंसक कार्यवाही हेतु चयनित असंसदीय शब्दों के ऐसे समूह को, जिसके उच्चारण के उपरांत हृदय में धधकती क्रोध की ज्वाला शांत होती प्रतीत हो, हम गाली कहते हैं :P
hello, Dhiraj dear..
hi Deepak!! take care Dear :)
Good
:)
ohoo gud girl ji….kya smile h aapki….balle oye…
hmnnnnm….
hye prince bro wazz up???
Psychology ka practical ho raha
tha.Professor ne ek chuhe ke liye ek taraf
Cakeaur doosri tarf Chuhiya rakh di.Chuha
fauran cake ki tarf lapka.Professor ne
doosri baar cake ko badal kar roti rakh
di.Chuha roti ki tarf lapka.Is tarh kai baar
food items badli, magar chuha har baar
food ki tarf hi bhaga.Professor : Bas saabit
ho gaya ke bhookh hi sabse badi taqat
hai…..Itne me last row se awaz aai. Sir Ji,
ek baar CHUHIYA bhi badal kar dekho lo!!
2 Seat wala Helicopter KABRISTAN mein
Crash ho gaya.Next Day TV par
Headline :Two Seater Jahaj Gira.punjab
Police ne 150 Lashein Dhoond Nikali
aurAbhi Talash Jaari Hai..
hehehehe..gud joke bro.
College Wali MASALEDAR……..Office Wali
FIKKI………Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI
AATA………..Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti
Hai……….Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!….Mai
Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu…..
Insaan kehta hai khushi aaye to me muskurau.
Or khushi kehti hai tum muskurao to me aaun.
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So Always keep smiling.
Jab Yad Aati Hai To Muskura lete Hai
Kuch Pal Har Gam Bhula Lete Hai
Kaise Bheeg Sakti Hai Palke Tumhari
.
Tere Hisse Ke Ansu To Ham Baha Lete Hai.
sadyy :(!!!
SEX VS FOOD…aby
:)
kamino sudhar jao..aur gharwali pasand nhi to bahrwali try kr k dekh lo!!
:P
chai!!
hehehehehe nice added …tc
hehehe..gud comnt dear..
Good night friends
Sumtimes situation makes u to hate sumone !
But,
Dont hate that person.
Just hate that situation.!
Nobody is bad,
situations makes a person bad !
good night deepak,aby,prince,jay n friends
ºººººººººG©©D NIGHTººººººº
:)
(:
:D
kaam ko kabhi kal par mat talo,….
…..wo parso bhi ho skta hai.
Be lazy.
nina ji kya baat h ….app bhi cmts kal wale joke par hi dena…….
Aaj kare so kal kr..
Kal kare so parso..
Wah wah..!
Aaj kare so kal kr..
Kal kare so parso…
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Are parso, parso kya kare…
Jeena hai jab barson…
Mehfil na sahi, Tanhai to milti hai,
Milna na sahi, Judai to milti hai.
Kaun kahta hai ki pyar me kuchh nahi milta,
Wafa na sahi, Bewafai to milti hai.
Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me
rakha karo
Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me
rakha karo
Panty Paheno ya na Paheno
par
Kam-se-kam BAGICHA to Saaf
Rakha Karo
AALU Ka PARATHA
Or
SARSO Ka SAAG
Wah!Wah
AALU Ka PARATHA
Or
SARSO Ka SAAG
Main Teri G**d
Marne Aa Raha Hu
Jidhar
BHAGNA Hai BHAG…
for admin only…hehe
3 ladies on delivery case: uk/
ind/negro
uk-beta hua h LUND 3inch ka
h
Ind-beta hua h LUND 5inch ka
h
Negro-LUND hua hai beta 7
inch ka h…
Lady to doctor- doctor weakness
bahut hoti hai…
Doctor- sex kitna karti ho..?
Lady- daily…:)
Doctor- sunday ko mat kiya karo..!
Lady- ohh..shit…sunday ko hi to
pati ghar par rehte hai…ab unhe
kaise mana karu….:D :P
Ladki se “YES” to koi bhi bulwa sakta hai lekin us
se “OH YES OH YES… OH OH YES YES YES”
bulwana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi… !!!!!!!!
BOYFRIEND- kaash mein tumhare haseen honton
ki lipstick hota…
GIRLFRIEND replied- shukar karo, nahin ho. warna
roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hote…..:P:P
Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex
Kar Rahe The.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume
Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli:
“Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai
Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik
Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“
safar to hona tha mukkamil, hum dono ka ek din
hi……..
bas tu chalta hi raha, aur hum teri raah takte
rhe…..
jab samne thi manzil to laga ki, ab mil jayega tu..
par teri manzil thi kuch alag, aur hum yuhi chalte
rhe……
grt lines…
user of nonvg site-
…aaj hum diye par hath rkh kar kasam khate hai ki aaj ke bad…
gande coment nahi krnge,ladkiyon ki batein nahi krnge,ache vichar rkhnge…..
……..abe ye diya kisne buhja diya………..
Khawabo Ke Jaha Se Ab Lout Bhi Aao
Hui Subah Ab Jaag Bhi Jao
Chand-Taaro Ko Ab Keh Bhi Do “BYE”
Aur Pyari Si Subah Ko Kaho”Hye”
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:S ~Good Morning~ |D
Deleted u r great
thanx LM ji