Petrol Ke Rates Aur Sarkaar Ki Scheme
Views: 23,851 - Posted on 01 Jun 2012
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idea to sahi lagaya admin but joke nahi bna……
Hehehe…ryt bro. ,..aj kl petrol pump pr petrol dalwate hue..hr admi yahi mahsoos krta he
… ki vo sarkar se apni esi ki tesi kara raha he…(esi ki tesi ka mtlb ap khud samj jaao…)
diesel gadi le lo mein bhi wohi karne wala hun…
Bro..diesel gadi lene ka man ho to jaldi le lo…
goverment bht jaldi diesel cars pr bhari tax lagane wali h…
Baba Ji aapko kya lagta hai joke padh kar me bhi Adult Movies chalaunga hmm ??????? :p
nahi … tu khud ki G amrwana shuru kar dega
aur log sochenge jab petrol pump ka mail chud raha hai to hum b chud lete hai
:ho
Bade shouk se utre the hum samandar-e-ishq me..,
Ek lahar ne aisa duboya, ki aaj tak kinaara na mila..
bhonsdi ke life boat leke jana tha
Naa zindagi mili naa wafaa mili,
Kyun har khushi humse khafaa mili,
Jhoothi muskaan liye apna dard chipate rahe,
Pyaar karne ki kya khoob sazaa mili…
pls dly jk ki post ko jyada kr do.2 jk se maza nahi aata.
Kabhi Bhulana Chaha…
To Kabhi…Manana Chaha,
Maine Bus Use Apna Banana Chaha,
Jane kya Baat Thi Mere Aansuon me…
Jo usne Mujhe sirf Rulana Chaha…
nic
petrole real me costly kyo hua…???
All user chahe to apna vichar de sakte hai… Thank u frndz…
**gud evng frndz**
NILESH, bharat me maleshiya jaise cuntries k tulna me petrol k mahange hone k kai reason hai. Bt mere vichar se recent me rate badne k a jo karan hai wo hai dolar k mukable rupyo ka daam aur km ho jana. Petrolium cmpnies ko petrol mangwane me phle k mukable jyada pement krna pad rha hai, coz forner componies dolar me payment leti hai. Ek aur reason hai, world me sirf iran hi aisa desh hai jo bharat se petrol k liye payment “rupye” me leta hai, aur bharat ko dolar k rate badne ka koi khas frk nhi padta. Lekin kch mnths se bharathya gvt ne america k pressure me aakr iran se tel kharidne ki quantity ghata di hai, jiske badle hme other countries se dolar me tel kharidna pad rha hai
Sry admin, cmnt jyada lamba ho gya
m agree your cmnt,
kaise hai wanted bro
aur
del bro ?
Good one :-D
@niles, mai mst hu
@priya, deepak ko v pta chal gya tere 9 bf k baare me ;-)
@alok, navya ko jke smjh na aaye to apne smjha diya, bt himanshu ko nhi :-P :-P
@jay , kha hai aaj
@deleated bro, sry bt aaj aapki shayri me wo baat nhi thi jiski mjhe aapse ummid rhti hai. Gr aapki jgah koi aur hota to jrur daad deta
wo 9 b/f waala comment mera nahi tha…..kisi aur ka tha :(
@Deletd..mera tumse request hai..yanha kisi ki sexuality ko badnaam na krein kafi hurt hota hai..admin ne jo bola tha woh mazak tha..lekin usse dure ka mazak indirectly bann jata hai..agar aage bhi aisi cheeze hoti rahi…to mein yanha nhi aaunga…..usse bhi aur jada hurt hoga….jay deepak aur baaki friends khone ka…samjhe tum..now i will not cmnt u hereafter!!
Jab yaad ka kissa kholu to,
Kuch dost bahut yaad aate h,
Main guzre pal ko sochu to,
Kuch dost bahut yaad aate h,
Ab jane kaun si nagri mein,
Abaad hain jakar muddat se,
Mai der raat tak jaagu to,
Kuch dost bahut yaad aate h,
Kuch baatein thi phulon jaisi,
Kuch lehze the khusbu jaise,
Main saare chaman me tehlu to,
Kuch dost bahut yaad aate h,
Wo pal bhar ki narazgiya,
Aur maan b jana pal bhar me,
Ab khud se bhi ruthu to,
Kuch dost bahut yaad aate h…..
Suppper
ab jay aaega tab aaunaga…bye bye 2 all!!
Dhiraj ji…
Aj me yaha k kuch purane joke padh raha tha…n..un me se 1 joke shayad ap or jay bro. Pr bana tha..(police k dande wala joke,)…us joke k saare cmnts b mene dekhe…n…sach me dear…ap k cmnt ne mere dil ko khush kr diya…n…mere man me ap k liye izzat or badh gai…apne itne dil dukhane wale joke ko b kitne halke se liya or us joke ko enjoy kiya….sach me ap jese bade dil wala insan milna mushkil he…realy bht mushkil….
Aj del bro. Or admin bro. Aapas Just majak kr rahe the..
n..deleted ji ne to socha b nh hoga..ki..kisi ko ye baat buri lagegi…n…ye ap or me or hum sb jante h ki
Del. Bro. Kisi ko hrt nh kr skte…vo yaha k sb se jimmedar users me se 1 h…or sb k pyare dost h…
N aap yaha k sb se purane or sb se nek dil, suljhe hue, or sb ko apna maanne wale…user n frnd ho..or mere sb se acche dost b…jisne yaha sb se pahle mera wel come kiya tha….
My dear i hope..ki aap hamare st ho..or hamesha rahoge n..enjoy karoge..n..apne pyare pyare cmnts doge….
Good agar 1 mahine ke liye sabhi gadiyon ko chalana band ker diya jaye to sarkar or co. apne aap fuel ke daam ghata denge or hamara vatavaran bhi saaf ho jayega
@Deepak.tumne mujhe cmnt krne k liye majboor kia isliye mein cmnt kr rha hun….agar mein uss sexuality se belong krta hoon to mein bura kaise ban gya..yeh commen sense wali baat hai..meine yanha jay se tumse mera itna accha relation hai..ki mein aap logo ki sexuality ko naa dekhte hue..aap logo k saath acche tarike se rah sakta hoon..tum nhi jaante kisi ko bhale hi wo majak na lage..par kisi pe iska itna bura asar ho sakta hai..ki woh sucide kr sakta hai..aapka bhai agar uss sexuality ka ho agar aap ne uski sexuality jo normal n natural hai..usko badnaam ya inferior kha to..woh apni jaan bhi de sakta hai..sab uss sexuality ka majak udate hain..par unke dard ko nhi samjh paate…kitna woh life mein jhelte hain..yeh kbhi aap logo ne gehrai se nhi socha hoga…phir bhi aaplog upar se hurt krte hain unhe…woh joke mere liye bilkul normal tha..mujhe nhi pata tha jay ka waisa reaction hoga..uss din jay ne bhi mujhe kaafi hurt kia tha mein kaafi roya tha uss din..socha ab chhod deta hoon jay ko humesha humesha k liye..par uski jarurat thi mujhe..isliye aaj bhi..aage aur nhi likh sakta..tc! deepak..
@Deepak,..mera mood off hai iss wajah se mein jay k aane k baad ..2 ya 3 din baad cmnt krunga!!..
1st frnd: Main aisa kya karun k
teri shadi k baad mai teri wife ko cinema le kar jaun or tu naraz bhi na ho..
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2nd frnd: Meri shaadi apni behan se karwa de :D:P
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**GOOD N9T DEAR ALL FRNDZ**
sweat dreamz* tc……
Vakai petrol mahaga hai.
Dedicated tu my…
Hm to puri zindgi unse rubru na hue,
bs mahsus krta hu aur dil bahal jata hai..
OoooHHoooO sab so gae
gd mrng frndz.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
I m sorry dhiraj, mera koi irada nahi kisi ko hurt karne ka……..i was just kidding with admin , wo bhi mujh se mazak karta h………i promise i will never cmt like this again…..
And plz keep on commenting ……..kya tum hum dosto se pyar nahi karte…….
I wait for you cmts……….
Aajkal to boys k parents
Add b aise dete hai k
Hamare bete k liye
Ladki chahiye
Ladki ko uski manpasnd car
Hum gift mai denge . .
Bas aaplog use car mai
Zindgi bhar PETROL fill karwate rahena
Good morning