Phool Kya Peete Hai?
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Class Mein New Teacher Aayi, Jiske Blouse Pe Phool Laga Hua Thha.
Kuch Der Baad Usne Samne Bethe Pappu Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Batao Beta, Phool Kya Peete Hai?”
Pappu: “Ji Mam, Doodh”
Teacher Ne Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha: “Nahi Beta, Paani Peete Hai”
Pappu Sochte Hue: “Ji Mam Sorry, Mujhe Pata Nahi Thha Iski Dandi Itni Niche Tak Hai“
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@jay, hw r u????????????????????????????????. kya baat hai aajkal mujhse naraj ho….agar koi galti ki hai to sorry..sorry…sorry!…plz rply dis cmnt!!……plz rply!.
Dhiraj Tmko Kon Hero Sbse Sexy Lagta Hai.
Hey Dhiraj yar tu kya kah raha hai? Mai tumse naraz kyu rahunga yar tum hi to hai chahat meri, tu hi hai mera jahan.
Haa teri bhootani se naraz jarur hun kyuki___________
Jab tumne us Andheri Chandi raat me Aapni bhootnai ko Shringaar (Makeup) kara ke mere paas bheja to..
Meri hasrat thhi ki kholunga, Teri bhootani ke salwaar ka nara.
Lekin yaar Bhootani ki berukhi to dekho, Wo Nangi hi chale Aayi……hehehe
Andheri chandni rat me….. Wah kya imagination hai jay g lage rhe
jay babu, tum kitne lucky ho jo tumhe dheeraj jaisa pyaaaara dost mila, kash tumhari jagah main hota, yaar tum bechare ka dil mat toda karo….
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……………..
Agar Mam ye puchati ke batawo Pappu Phool kya khata hai??????
tab to Pappu ka Jawab hota Aapke Kharbooje..hehehe
Jay bro. Garmi ka mousam to ja chuka hai, nayi madam kahi apni Administress g to nhi thi
Nayi madam ka pahle hi din jordar swagat kr diya pappu ne. Dandi k sath pappu ki soch b kitni gahri hai.
Pappu 2 hr ma'am ka ese hi swagt karta hai
per koi v usko class se bahr nhi nikalti
per aap logo shyd pta nhi hai,k
pappu school se bachne k liye naye-2 scheme sochta rehta hai,
ek baar,1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k PaPPu ki aankhh khul geyi
Pappu:Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga,
Kamal krte ho papu ji.
Goodmorning. Friends
Girl says:
It’s unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds:
If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.~~~~~~
Friends what u think about this ?
Very Nice Hehehe
@Jay,..acchi baat hai mat baat karo….ab tum pahle wale jay nahi rahe…ek samay tha jab tum mujhse pyare-2 mail karte the ab woh din purane ho chuke hain…mausam ki tarah tum bhi badal jaoge..maine aisa kavi nahi socha tha…jay tum vijay ban gaye ya ajay…but main to dhiraj hi rahoonga…b bye tc!! urs unseen friend Dhiraj.
Gd mrngggggggg
frndsssssssssssssssssssssssssss………
kaise ho sb…???????
Hum sab thik hain anjali ji,aap kaisi ho?kal green suite me had se jyada khoobsurat lag rahin thi…..
aapne kaise dekha hamari Anjali ko?
hyeeeeeee ishu..
m fine dear…..for ur kind information m suit ni pahnti hu….toh apne mujhe kaise dekh liya……
Goodmorning friends,aur pankaj ji kaise hain. aap apne mam ke sath hain kya?
hi mansi ji , main achcha hu , abhi meri shaadi nahi hui hai aur g f se bhi break up ho rakha hai, isi liye to itna khush rahta hu….
mansi yar mujhe b miss kar liya karo
hello frnds , mansi ,divya, shivendra,jay, panchi, anuj hw r uuu…?????????
yaaar yeh saari jhakaas madm pappu ke hi naseeb me kyu hai…???
Pankaj bro. M fine, pappu ek dam sahi ans. Deta hai isiliye
kshama kijiye pankaj ji,kuch dino pahle aapne mere comment main galti hone ka bat kahi thi,kripaya aap mujhe us kami ke bare main vistar se bataye.
dhanyawad……………
Q.K.Pappu ke ans. ke ilawa,
ma'am ko kisika ans.a6a nhi lagta hai
or wesw v Pappu sbka favrt hai………
mai badhiya hu tum sunao
gd after noon fnz
shok dosti ka h
alfaz kisi ka h
dono pe sabab h
umar ye kharab h
em fine pankaj ji…ap sunao
Yar Pankaj ek kaam kar Pappu ke school me tum bhi Apna Admission kara le teri bhi Balle – Balle ho jaayegi….hehehehe
Ek jaruri suchna
june ka end shuru ho gya hai so kisi b waqt kisi b user k g*** ka keeda jag skta hai. To kisi ko comment krte waqt khas savdhani rakhe. Meri bat sunne k liye dhanyawad
JHMJ
hehehehe… abe kal parso ek ko keeda lag chuka hai be.. Rani ko.. mujhe bakwas kar ke suna ke chali gayi… time nahi thha panga lene ka. nahi to uski maa bahan chod ke uske haath mein de deta :(
FIr bhi aap log kirpya is baat ka dhayan rakhe.. keeda to akhir keeda hi hota hai kabhi b jag sakta hai
admin bro. baat ko puri karo, rani ne tumse kya-2 kaha…..tabhi to hum savdhan rahenge
mene ab delete kar diya hai :(…. par thhi gandi galiya hi mene padhi hi nahi.. pahli line padte hi samj gaya tha ki haramkhor kutiya ne ganda hi likha hoga. so ankhein band and delete
ha ha ha ha ha…..hehehehe Admin bhai aap jhooth mat bolo Aapne Comment nahi balki Rani ki Gan#d ki Tatti ko Aankh band karke saaf kiya…hehehe
Bhai bata de naaaaaaa kaishi thhi gori ya kaali ?????????
ga.nd hamesha kali hi hoti hai be…. haan ch##t ke chances hoti hai ki gori ho par G#nd ke bilkul nahi
he..he.. Ankhe band kar ke delete nahi karna chahiye tha. Kahin niche wo apko propose maar hogi. ye kehkar ki itna gali jo mujhse sun sakta hai, usko to…. baki ap jante ho… he..he..
hehehe shivenra ye JHMJ kya h?
JHMJ means- jan hit me jari
Madam blouse me phool dal k ye question kregi to aisa hi ans. Milega. Bechara pappu bematlab fas jata hai. Pappu ye ldkiyo bht chatur hoti hai thoda bach k rha kro.
Ek din pappu subah 4 baje uth gaya to uski maa ne us se kaha- pappu mera puttar, pappu mera sher, padh likh k, paisa kamayega dher.
Pappu- na mai tera puttar, na mai koi sher, muth marne waste utha tha, so jauga fer
@ baba g agr pasand aaye to joke bna k dal dena.
hello frnddddddddddsssssss…………Gn
sb kaise ho YaaRo
iss site pe sab achhe hi hai aap sunao aapni
sb thik h
ye batao ap kese ho?
@jay,panky,…thanx!!
@anuj,…koi hero perfect hi nahi hai..
shahid hi thoda bahut sexy hai..baki dusre jo hai woh mujhe sxy nahi lagte….
bye the way lakho ladko mein se sabse top most ladka select karne ka talent hai..ha ha..really!..
apko pta hai,fir pappu ke 7th kya hua……..
Pappu ki baat ma'am ki smjh me aate hi,
teacher ne pappu ko kafi der tak murga bna ke rakha,
es wajah se pappu ghar der se lauta
Pappu ki Maa:Kahan Thay?
Pappu:School wale emotional film Dekhane le Gaya Tha "MAA DA PYAR".
Maa:Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh.
"BaaP Di MAAR"
EK BAAR TEACHER,PAPPU KO SMJHA RHI THEE
TEACHER-Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do,
PAPPU-Chal fer nikal bahr shabash.
hahahahahah
very nice answer of pappu
good joke
pappu ne 1st day hi teacher ki waat laga di
intelligent pappu…hahaha
suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
ha ha ha ha…………………………….
Divya ji hum hai na Sath tumhare miss you divya