Please Extend My Leave
Views: 24,119 - Posted on 15 Sep 2011
An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…………..Kahi ye Story NISHU Ji (Indian Airforce) ki to nahi hai ????????
hehhe tujhe kaisi pata be.. ki mene uski hi story likhi hai
What?
Ji kapil ji aj yaha mrng se hi kafi rain ho rahi hain, rain me hi hume aj clg b jana pda. Ap kaise ho
Hello rashii ji apki age kya hai? :P
Hi matrix ji ladkiyo se unki age nhi puchi jati :-)
oye, tu buddhi suddhi to nhi ho gyi hai n?? ;)
achha hai
Kya achaa hai "Dhiraj" ya "joke" :O
@ Yaar Dhiraj kya mai tumko kewal hot sexy aur attractive hi dikhta hun kya mai Shamila nahi hun ?????
Yaar tumne to meri photo bhi dekhi hai, phir bhi mujh se mere barey me puch raha hai ?
Hey Dosto !!!!!!!
Dosti karo college wali se, Jaise k Mai (Jay)
Ishq karo office wali se, Jaise k Mai
Flirt karo pados wali se, Jaise k Mai
Pyaar karo dilwali se, Jaise k Mai
Aankh larao Samir Bhai k sali se, Jaise k Mai,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se… Jaise k ….Jaise ki
Samir khata hai Panchhi se…….HA HA HA HA HA HA
Rashii dear, Aapko na dekhu to chain mujhe aata nahi hai…..
Aapke siwa koi aur Ladki mujhse baat karti nahi hai……
Esliye Kal Aapko jab nahi dekha to Aapki Yaad tez ho gayi thhi…..
Jay dear koi ladki apse baat nhi karti isliye ap hume miss karte ho bhuhubhu :-(
yuhooo mast joke hai!!!!!
raj yaar teri pic itni choti thi ki mene socha kisi ko dikhao ya na dikhao baat to ek hi hai :P hehe…..
hello admin hw r u?
panchhi tune mujhe frnd request bheja tha kya facebook me?ya wo tum nhi thi??
oye add kr liya aur ab puchh ra h k wo tu hai?? Na me ni hu
mujhe dout isiliye hua cause princy bhi lagaya hai panchhi ke baad
Thanx admin…..
Jay Tum Dehradun Mein rahte Ho ya padte Ho…..
Mein vahi se aata jata huń …..
buhuhuhuhuhu
sbka cnction hai dehradun se. ek mai hi raashiii se itni dur hu buhuhuhu :(
Deleted Mai Dehradun me nahi rahta hun, Waha to mai Apne Brother ki Dulhan dudhne jaa raha hu:P
@jay,..india mein aise kon si jagah hai janha tumhare aur mere panw ek jagah pad chuke hain tell me????
jay wait 12 baje announce hoga…tum hot n sexy abhi se mat bolo khud ko wait..3 category hai usme.tc
Dhiraj yaar, Teri Bhootani ke Ghar me…..hehehehe
Shukriya wanted ji bt hum bheeg chuke nd fvr b ho gya
aapne cmt late kiya.
Ap kaise ho?
jyada formelity mt maar. 2jhe jra v fikr hai kya meri :(
hehehehe
Yaaroo ! Mai samjata hu ki fojiyon ki life, hum students, businesman, shopkeapers ets se jyada khushahaal hoti ha. Bcoz unki busines me females nai hoti. Jinko dekhkar hamara lund andaiyein lene lagta ha. Unke jindgi kitni saaf suthri hoti ha, ha! Na dosto! Aur vo busy v itne rahte ha ki mahina-mahina vo sex ya muth marna v bhul jate ha.
mera ek dost ha jo army force me job laga ha uske monthly pay 22000 hai.pichle week vo ghar aaya tha Maine use apni daily muth marne wali samasya ke baare me btaya. To vo bola; army job karle bhul jaoge ladki naam ki v koi chiz hoti ha'
kis kisko joke samjh nahi aaya…???
sidhe-2 raashiii se puch n ki use joke samjh me aaya ya nhi ;)
hmm ye bhi thik hai..wese navya ko bhi nahi aaya shayd …
Admin ko haha……
pankajji ap jis joke ki bat kr re h wo.joke to hme smj hi nai aya
pankajji ap jis joke ki bat kr re h ki wo.joke hmre lie h to hme smj hi nai aya wo
pankajji hme to is joke me ek word b.nai smj aya
hehehe navya, rashi (n jisko bhi joke samjh me nahi aaya)…..simple joke hai ekdam… fauji ki biwi ke period ki wajah se aage ka rasta band tha.isiliye boss ne fauji ko suhag rat me peeche (ass) ka use karne ko bola..hehe ab joke dobara pado samjh me aa jayega..hehe
RESULTS DECLARED
yeh saare results male contestents k baatchit k aadhar par liye gaye hai..inka vastvikta se sambhad hota hai to yeh sanyog hoga..lekin parinaam ki sacchai k tah tak jaane ka prayas kia jaa chuka…isliye jinka naam nahi hai unko nirash hone ki aawashakta nahi hai…….DHANYAWAD….
Category1
____HOT BOY____
winners are two
1…PANKY urf PANKAJ2..MATRIX urf RAHUL
Category 2
________SEXY________
winner is one
1..SAMIR
Category3
______LOVE BOY_____
winner is one
1…..JAY
Congratulations!!!!!
aap sabhi ko milta hai KATRINA KAIF k saath Dinner karne ka mauka………THE TAJ HOTEL…Mumbai..
thanx:)…
abe aur mera kya :((
Aap hamare dost hai isiliye aapko milta hai consollation prize dhiraj ke sath ek raat bitane ka mauka. :P
hehehe abe jay ka naam to expect kiya tha bt ye pankaj aur matrix to chupe rustam nikle, hmm dhiraj ka network to kafi bada h…oh god me nai bachao :-P
katrina ka mask laga ke tu hi aayga pucca..mujhe pata hai…dhiraj…hehe
fir bhi thanx…for ur lovely vote…
Abe Dhiraj ye contest to kewal Hottest and sexist BOY ka thha, ye phir LOVER BoY ka khitab kyu add kar diya ??????
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…
admin ke liye…hehe
Admin ke liye kaya?? Mombatti:P:P:P
Abe Admin ko Mombatti se kuch nahi hoga, Uske liye Kele ka PED (Banana tree) chahiye…hahahaha
hehehe ped se yad aya agli ba ek tere par ped wala joke bhi tyar karta hu… tu meri G mein ungli dene se baaj nahi aa raha to main b teri G mein hath deke rahugna
joke smj me hi nai aa
@ navya ji Fauji means his wife is having periods ….but his boss days attack from back and report ….
Joke aapko samajh nahi aaya but aap ne forward jarur kia hoga ….hehehe
raashiii se cntect kr wo smjha degi :D
Yaar Pankaj, Navya ko joke samjha. esko bhi joke samajh me nahi aaya.
admin bhai, me kaha tmlog k begair rah sakta tha wo to mene kasam khayi thi un kutto ko sabak sikhane ki, me to kab wapas aa jata is site me bt jab mene kasam li to ramzan pad gya tha n no violence during ramjan esliye muje ramjan khatm hone tk ka wait krna pada… N dnt wry tera mastjokes site ko chamka dunga
to ab tune badla le liya na…. hmmmm gud aur abta G kaisi hai vo to nahi di na kisi ko abi tak
wah ye joke achchha he