Poor Rosemary
Views: 14,376 - Posted on 30 Mar 2012
Rosemary Divorced Mr.Lele.
B’coz She Was Sick Of Telling Her Name, Roz Meri Lele,
Imagine Her Tough Luck, She Was Re-Married To Mr. Marlow.
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haha :))
Hii… Kaisi ho dear…..???
“Ye NILESH kaun hai, aata hai pvt open karta hai aur chla jata hai”
@kya madam pahchanane se b inkar…..:) :) chaliye koi bat nhi….
mujhe thode hi pata tha ke wo stupid tum ho..hahahaha(dont mind):p :p
Hume apka ye reply kafi pasand aaya..
Apke itne ache vyavahar ke liye…. Thanks….madam..!!! :’(:’(
Hmmmmm…….. :-):-):-):-)
kya system hai… Hehehe…
bad luck of lady:(
priya m absolutely f9 , tum sunao..
nilesh ji , deepak ji i m good aap dono?
dhiraj yr har question ka answer h tumhare paas , i lyk it :P
prince aap old generation k ho kya? hmmm
jay ????? gayab
sonam ji kese ho ap?
I also gud Naina ji..
me too..aajkl kum kum dikhti ho..kya baat hai??
Nope Niana.. I’m Just 23 Yrs Old. Genration Se Mean Ye Tha Ki Iss Site Pe Comment Main 2010 Se Kar Raha Hoo. Aur Bahut Se Aise Users Hain Shayad App Unhe Jaante B Na Ho.. Mera Mean Yehi Tha Ki Purana Ho Chuka Hoo Main Ab.
Hi…naina ji..ap ne saval pucha tha., ladke hamesha ladkiyon ko dear, swty..ext..ext..bolte h, but ladkiya ladko ko bro. Hi Bolti h…
Dhiraj ji ne iska bht pyara ans diya…n us ans me mai kuch or jodna chahta hu..
Naina ji., mere hisab se is k 2 karan h..pehla karan h hamari fmly or samaj or dusra karan h ..ladki ki bhawna jo ladko se alag hoti h..
Hamari fmly me ladki ko 1 baat hamesha sikhayi or samjayi jati h ki vo fmly ki izat h, uski kuch maryada or sima hoti h n ladki ho apni sima me rehna sikhaya jata h, ladko k liye esa nh hota…
Dusri baat..ladki ki bhawna us k imotns ladke se jyada gehre hote h..1 tarah se mano ki ladke hr ladki k liye “TRY” krte h isi liye vo dear, cute , ya swt bolte h..,n unki soch hoti h..”ye nh to koi or sahi” but ladki esa nh krti, vo is tarah try nh krti..vo kisi ladke pr bht soch kr bharosa krti h..n..jb us ki najar me koi khara utrta h tb us k vishwas ki dor bht majboot hoti h….
Shayad isi liye..ladkiya, ladko ko pehli mulakat me bro. Ya ji hi bolti h..
Deepak ji, apne to khud hi ans de diya…:-x:-x:-x
:o :o
per marne or lene ka time nahi bataya hehehehe bhuhuhuhu
…thank u so much!!
Hmm kaise Ho Nilesh…..
@ deepak kya chal raha h ….
Rashi ji ab to aa jayiye ….
Wanted tum bhi aa jao…..
M really f9, hw r you…?? DeLeTeD JI.
lund gives input
chut gives output
to baccho next class kisi or comment mai hehehehe
binary mai do numbers hote h
1. 0
2. 1
0 = chut
1 = lund hehehehe
chudai k liye 4 cheze zarori h
Health —> it increases time of sex
Strength —> it increases your hardness of sex
Intelligence —> it increases amount of methods of sex
speed —> it increases rate of sexy attacks per second hehehehehehe
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;
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to dosto hume school/higher education k liye isi liye bheja jata h
taki aap apne ander ye charo abilities increase kar sake hehehehe
-> gand ————vs———– chut
1. hard ————————– soft
2. rough ————————– fair
3. no virginity ——————- virginity exist
4. dirty ————————– lovely
5. exist on boys&girls ———— exist only on girls
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E V E N I N G
(( (0(N)0) ))
(GOOD)
NY
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Hi frnds,hru all??????????????
m fine ….tum kaisi ho?
me thk hu priya………..
#include
#include
void main()
{
int lund,chut;
scanf(“%sex%sex”,&lund,&chut);
printf(“%sex%sex”,lund,chut);
getch();
}
dosto ye padhaya jata h hume B.Tech. computer science engineering mai hehehehehehe
yadi koi or bhi meri terha computer/IT branch ka h to please reply,…. ki aapko kaisa padhaya jata h hehehehehe
yaar admin maine #include or #include likha tha vo sahi type nahi hua
kuch kharabi ho sakti h tere system mai bhuhuhuhu jara check kar hehehehe
abe admin jaldi bata na mujhe problem h
(lund.h) or (chut.h) type nahi hue kyu???????
note:- mai ne ( ki jagha lagaya tha
Tere khwabo se koi tujhe dur na kare…
Tumse narazgi ki koi bhul na kare…
Har shisha tere chehre ka gulam ho jaye….
Warna tut jaye wo aaina jo tujhe kabul na kare….
nice quote………..
hi, sonam ji..hw r u..
Sonam ji..mere jo b cmnts h…ye sare to mere apne nh h..but..kafi sare mere apne h baki k
cmnts b kuch acchi books ya albm se lekar likhe h..n
kuch msgs b h…
Subah subah 1 khwab ki dastak….wala cmnts..gulzar sahab k albm “marasim” se liya h…
Bs jaha se jo b accha milta h..apni diayri me not kr leta hu…
ok deepak……….me to thk hu,tum kaho???????????
@Price..yeh jay k pyaar ki taqat hai..agar yeh site agle 1000000 saal tak bhi chale to mein cmnt kr sakta hoon…i hve lots n lots of energy..aur bhi bahut se reasons hain..tc…
yello apna pink rose @}~ :)
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@Devender…mere bigde shaitaan..tumhe lagta hai…L C D k alawa tumhari duniya mein aur kisi ki value hi nhi hai…mana ki tumhe lovely aur soft cheeze pasand hai…iska matlab yeh nhi..ki tum dusro ko kucch bhi bolo…jay aur mujhmein kaafi phrk hai….samjhe…ab devendra ji..sacchai ko jhutla nhi sakte..mein jay ko isliye nhi pucchta ki woh ldka hai..blki isliye ki woh mujhe jarurat k samya usne mera saath diya…kya tumhare pass energy nhi hai????????????????????
@Devender…computer engineer of sex..yeh batau…computer..male hai ya female????
yaar tu pehle ye bata ki human (insaan) male h ya female hehehehe
yaar jaise human 3 types (male, female, gay) k hote h vaise hi computer k bhi 3 parts hote h hehehehehe
1. jo part DATA de vo male
2. jo part DATA le vo female
3. jo part computer k saath compatible nahi ho ya support nahi karta ho vo gay hehehehehehehehe
—->>>> jaise insaano mai male or female milakar couple banta h vaise hi computer k data dene or lene wale parts milakar ek computer banta h hehehehehehe
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lakin fir bhi tu janna hi chahta h ki computer male h ya female
to answer h ki koi computer male hote h to koi female hehehehehehe
ab yadi tujhe check karna hi h ki tera computer male h ya female to in instructions ko follow kar hehehehehehehehe
1. open notepad and type
CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I love You”
2. save as xyz.vbs (with selecting all files)
3. then run/open it
—>>> fir tujhe tere computer ki aawaz aayegi or us aawaz ko sun kar pehchan lena ki vo male h ya female hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hahaha nyce joke
hi , panchhy ji kaisi ho ap? Bht tym bd ayi ho ap
Good joke
Deleted g nd Deepak g intezar pe kuch ho to post krna………….gn frnd……..
Hii.. Dosto kha ho ap log….???
@devendra…ohh!! nice…acchi knowledge rakhte ho hahaha!!keep it up!!
by the way mere action pe itna lamba cmnt…hahaha!!..waise tumne yeh nhi bataya tumhe itni energy kanha se aati hai..hahaha!!..Bigde shaitaan!!
by the way..aaj saari raat mujhe hi yaad krke sona need acchi aaegii
best of luck in computer engineer in sex!!
…hahahahaha!!!
goodnight friends!!
jay samir deleted deepak nilesh naina n admin..kal shyad milna nhi ho paega..tc haha!!
yar jaise bf ko dekh kar lund khada hota h
vaise hi jab tu jay ki G marta h to ise dekh kar mere mai bhi thoda enjoy or energy aa jati h hehehehehehehe
or tujhe or jay ko bhi best of luck and good night hehehehehehehe !!!!!!!!!!
…dedicated to jay!!
…tu kanha hai mere yaara
…ab to milja mujhse doobara
…yaad tu mujhe jaroor krta hoga
…lekin waqt ne hume kia kinara.
…phir bhi vishwash nhi toda humara.
…miss u jjjjjaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!
…DONT HATE LOVE..BUT HATE LOVEHATERS!!
GOODNIGHT SWEETDREAMS
dhiraj bro. Kl kyu nh milna hoga..bina karan bataye kaha chal diye bro..
dosto kal deleted p joke h hehehehehehehe
to deleted ka special response hoga hehehehehehehe
@Dear Deepak u dont worry jald milenge!!tc n sweetlucky night!!
@samir..tumhare liye kya khoon..bus yehi i love u n miss u forever!!.tum jo mere lie khte ho usse mein diary mein note kr leta hoon..tc!!
@prince..woh cmnt jispar tum nishabd rah gye..mujhe woh khud ka cmnt itna accha lga..ki shayad kisi duniya ki ktab mein woh cmnt mile..meine khud usse apni friends diary mein note kr lia..thanxxxxx!!!
…tc my friends!!
….jaane se pehle kucch..
…teri baanhon mein marna mera yeh ek sapna hai..
…agar naa bhi mar sake teri baanho mein
… kisi k pyaar mein hi sahi.. marjaaon..kya yeh kucch km hai
take care!!
**GOOD MORNING FRNDZ**
@DOSTO kaise hai ap sub….???
@Priya tum kaisi ho…dear..???
GUD mrng Nilesh ,
Priya,
naina,
Rashi,
wanted,
prince,
admin,
jay,
Dhiraj,
sonam
Devendra,
himanshu,
deepak ,
lalitmangla
Panchi ji aap aa gyi wapis???
Gud morning dost.
ye ap apna name kyo change kr diye hain..
DELETEDRA JI
gud mrng frnds…
Nilesh ji , deleted ji, dhiraj bro, sonam ji , priya ji,
naina ji, admin bro. , Jay , l mangla ji, n all frnds..
Keise ho ap sb..?
Gud morning deepak ji..
I m very f9. & hw r you…. Frnd….???
Gm friends admin nilesh jay deepak deleted prince panchi priya sonam naina & other friends kya halchal hain or kya ho raha hai panchi kya baat hai dikhayi hi nahi deti koi problem ho gayi kya
GoOd MoRnInG fRiEnDs ~_^¤-_~^¤-_~`~`¤¿?¿?
Mehfil hame raas na ayi..
Ghr unhe raas na aya..
Manzil hame raas na ayi..
Safar unhe raas na aya…
Apni muhabbat me is kadar fana hue..yaron
jindagi hame raas na ayi..
Marna unhe raas na aya..