Practice Makes a Woman Virgin
Views: 28,559 - Posted on 08 Aug 2012
Boy-Friend Ne Jaise Hi Girl-Friend Ke Sath Sex Karna Shuru Kiya.
Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath Per Marne Lagi Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi
Ladke Ke To Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne Darte Hue Puchha
Ladka: “Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Konsa Pahli Baar Kar Rahe Hai?”
Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Abe Tu Laga Rah Na, Main To Apni Shadi Ki Practise Kar Rahi Hun“
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बॉय-फ्रेंड ने जैसे ही गर्ल-फ्रेंड के साथ सेक्स करना शुरू किया.
लड़की चिल्लाने लगी, हवा में हाथ पैर मारने लगी और जोर जोर से रोने लगी
लड़के के तो ये देख के होश ही उड़ गए, उसने डरते हुए पूछा
लड़का: "अरे क्या कर रही हो, हम कोन सा पहली बार कर रहे है?"
लड़की आँख मारते हुए बोली: "अबे तू लगा रह ना, मैं तो अपनी शादी की प्रेक्टिस कर रही हूँ"
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B…B…… BAK……… BAKWAS JOKE
hehehehe ….gandi ladki :P
Priya tum bhi sikh lo.. ;)
hmmm
Priya ji wo gandi kaise hai ? Batana mujhe……
Admin bro kaise ho …..?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii priya
ye to admin ne apni and gf ki kal raat wali baat post kar di….wo ladki admin ki GF thi…
YAKEENAN KISI SE HUI H MOHABAAT
BINA BAAT HI MUSKRANE LAGE H HUM.
Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!
Good joke
” ab saari ladkia jin logo ki virginity break ho gyi hai ab woh dubara virginity paane k liye practice krengi ”
:lol:
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Yaqee maano,bahut hi achcha karte ho…
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Mobile pe Alag-Alag number se I LOVE
YOU ke Khub msg aa rahe hai!
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Pappu – abe Kuch nahi yaar, Apni Aisi
Kismt kaha, Aaj to girlfrnd ka Mobile le
aaya hu..
ISASE BADA SABRA KA SABOOT MAI TUJHE KYA DETA
TU MUJH SE LIPAT KE ROTI RAHI WO BHI KISI OR KE LIYE
Bhonsdi Ke Nunnited agar ye shayari tune chote akshro mein likhi hoti to sawad dugna ho jaata
socha to maine bhi tha….caps mein likhne par tujhe mirch zarur lagegi…..fir socha….ise bhane tu baat to karega…..
” insaan badal jata hai…par naam wahi rah jaate hain “
Admin coment regular kar yaar main kisi se baat nahi kar pa raha hoon
” LOVE me from inside..not what i appears frm outside ”
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4 u
“hate me from inside…and dont try to LOVE me frm outside”
…………………” :oops: *GOOD*AFTERNOON* :oops: “……………………
Smart girl.
Aajkal 90% aesi hi hain.
Hello priya ne yahi kaha tha hamse sex krte time wo pehle se hi chalu hai
Aashiq bhai aapki baat kuchh samaz nhi aayi.
Alok bro isme samajhne ki kya baat h kabhi ksi k 7th sex kro pata chal jayega
Aashiq bhai aap apna cmnt carefully padhiye . Ye samaz nhi aa rha k aapne sex kiske sath kia nd chalu kon hai.
Aur rhi baat sex krne ki to apni koi gf mere paas bhej dijiye. Aap to aashiq hain. Aapke paas to bahut saari gf hongi.
Kya hai na hm se koi pt nhi rhi. Jbki hr waqt ldkiyon me hi rahte hain. Kuchh kaam hi aesa hai apna.
Priety kahan ho ?
Aapki GF dur krni hai.
@alok- ab kis ki galat femi dur karne vale ho tum
hymin (virginity) break hone k baad use docter se silva le
ya fir bahana bana de ki bycile riding se virginity tut gayi
or yadi chillane ki practice karni hi h to apni C mai tommato ka sos dal kar kare kyu ki BLOOD bhi to nikalta h hehehehe
@devendr- jaruri nhi h ye… This is nt medically proved even… Har kisi ki body ek tarah react nhi karti h.
Alok bro me gl frd rakhta hu randiyan nhi aur aapse koi ladkh nhi pat ti to isme kisi ki kya galti nhi
Alok ki baate kisi pandit aur baba se kam h kya? Nhi pategi usse koi.