Prayer Of A Little Child
Views: 14,985 - Posted on 04 May 2012
Dear God,
Please Give Clothes To All Those Poor Ladies In Daddys Laptop,
And Please Provide Houses To People Who Use Mums Room When Dads At Work.
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gud one…. Joke
Dosto par aaj ke bache itne bhole nahi rahe. Aajkal LKG class ke bache bhi sale bade kamine hote ha
Intelligent child …nice one
gud evening frndzzz….
Hw r u all….???
Dosto ye bachcha apne papa ka nam admin bata raha tha
Gud evening bro…
Goodeve friends what’s going on ?
bas abhi abhi Hand Pump chala ke aaya hu ,,, aur aapko reply de rha hu heheheheh :p
hmmm
hahahahahahhahehehe…
Dhansu….
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Math Teacher:-1 me 2 Daale To kya Hota hai?
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Girl:-Mam, Yeh to aap ka hi hausla hai.. Hamari to 1 se hi ga@d fat jati hai..!
gud joke… Hahahahahaha….
Shandaar
Hehehehehe….
Sab so gae kya
din mein chain nahi,
raat ko neend nahi,
jee na lage kahin,
khuda kya yehi pyar hai
khuda bola –
nahi beta private job walon ka yahi haal hai…..
**gud n9t dear all frndz**
gud nite nilesh
gud morning deleted bro..
Uske pyar pe mai qurban rahun,
Wo ho chadhti subah or mai dhalti shaam rahun.
Wo mehfil k beech khaas,Or uske chahne walon me mai aam rahun.
Koi likhe kitaab ishq ki,Wo pyar or mai wafaa ka naam rahun.
Fir bhi agar na kare wo pyar mujhse,Wo kalam or mai khoon se likha Aakhri paigam rahun….
Doctor ki shaadi KUCHH IS TARAH
se honi chahiye,
MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution
istemal ho,
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHADI hospital me ho,
PHOTO ki jagah
x-ray liya jaye,
aur kya khub ho agr KHANE me
vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya COLD drink
ki jagah glucose & ORSdiya jaye,
DULH@AN k gale me haar ki jagah
STETHOSCOPE lagaya jaye,
aur majaa to tab aaye jab DR.shadi
k baad bole…
nxt plz…………. :)
SEX kya he?
1.”Duty”-
Agar wife se kiya jaye.
2.”Art”-
Agar Premika se kiya jaye.
3.”Education”-
Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye.
4.”Science”-
Agar Shadishuda padosan se kiya jaye.
5.”Vyapar”-
Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye.
6.”Samaaj-Seva”-
Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye
Le bhai tune sirf 6 fayde bataye, aur mene 2010 mein 10 fayde bata diye the
http://nonvegjokes.com/kamasutra-says-that-sex-is-811.html
Aurat ke 2 Karishme:
1. Bina Ghaas khaaye Doodh deti hai.
Dusra wala naya hai.
2. Lund nahi hota phir bhi Mardo ki Gaand Maar leti hai.
http://nonvegjokes.com/the-three-wonders-in-a-woman-71.html
Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa Ho Mujhe Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisa Ho Jo Khwaab Dene Ko Kadir Ho Meri Aankhon Ko Meri Mohabbat Ko Pehchan Sake Woh Aisa Ho Meri Khatir Marne Ka Hosla Bhee Rakhta Ho Koi Bhee Ho Kahi Bhee Ho Bas Aisa Ho Agar Kabhi Ruth Jaun Mein Usse To Muskrake Manaye Woh Aisa Ho Jo Baat Kare To Woh Nibha Bhee Sake Iradon Mein Woh Apne Chattanon Jaisa Ho Dukhon Mein Hansne Ka Hunar Janta Ho Ik Aisa Hamsafar Jo Samandar Ki Tarah Gehra Ho Us Ke Pyaar Ki Thandak Ho Mere Liye Aisi Ke Woh To Bilkul Aasman Ke Chaand Jaisa Ho Woh Sirf Mera Ho Jo Nigahon Mein Haya Rakhta Ho Umar Bhar Saath Chale Buss Humsafar Mera Aisa Ho —
You don’t really need some1 to complete U.
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You only need some1 to accept U completely d way u r!!
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Ryt…?
yes right…………
Wo kaisa shakhs hai ke har roz sazaa deta hai
Phir hansata hay wo itna ke bhula deta hai
Kabhi jo ro de to mujko bhi bhool jata hai
Aur phir bhool ke mujko bhi rula deta hai
Us se puchhon ke bata kis say mohabbat hai tujhe?
Naam sargoshi main mera hi suna deta hai
Khud he kehta hai na dohra-o purani yaadein
Main na dohra-on to phir khud hi suna deta hai
Khud hi likhta hai ke jazbat main hulchal na karo,
Aur phir khud hi nayi aag laga deta hai.
buhuhuhu Sonam, meri itni qualities kaha se pata chali :’(
kisne kaha aapki qualities he yeah?????????
vese hi ;) ab tumne mere se set to hona nahi to socha thodi si maskhari karu lu :p
yeah bhi sahi he..
plss yaar set ho ja na.. main aajkal bad akela feel kar raha hun :’( buhuhuhuhuh
Aap mere type ke nahi he……………
buhuhuhuhuh, chal apna type hi bata de yaar.. ki kis type wala tujhe pasand hai
Soft,silent,jiske liye sirf mein important rahu,meri khushi ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta ho,koi aisa……..
Hmm, Soft hai mere mein kuch vo hai dil, silent hai mere mein vo hai gussa
aur mere liye meri GF important hai chahe uske liye mujhe Impotent hona pade :p
aur kuch b to koi b nahi kar sakta dear.. man lo tum usko kaho ki apna L kat ke fenk de to vo kaisi karega….
gn……..
**GOOD MORNING FRIENDZZZ…**
Dear all friends kaise hai ap log…..?????
gud mrng nilrsh ganga kinare wale….waise jaha se ganga shru hoti h mein vahin work karta hun….
gud mrng..Del bro. , Nilesh ji…
hum to ”chhora ganga kinare wala” hu hi…..
Aj ka mausam baht hi acha hai so hum dost log aj mauj masti karne ja rhe hai…
Dosto ap sabhi log b aa jao to char chand lag jaye….@@@…
Thik hai