Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?
Views: 38,585 - Posted on 20 Feb 2012
"Mote Logo Ke Sath Sex Karne Mein Kitni Pareshani Hoti Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Mein Patni Ne Saaf Shabdo Mein Batayi Hai."
Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha.
Mistri: “Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?”
Patni: “Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai“
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पर उसकी पत्नी खुश नहीं दिख रही थी, कुछ देर ये देखने के बाद उसने पूछा.
मिस्त्री: "बोलो प्रिये तुम्हे क्या गम है?"
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hahahahahaha. . . . . . . Joke samajh me nahi Aaya ;)
hahaha it means the electrician was fat (hence, load jyada hai) and he was not well prepared (hence voltage kam hai)…
hahahahahaha. . . . . . .
Har-Har Mahadev DOSTO…
**MAHA SHIVRATRI KI HARDIK SHUBHKAMNAYE**
dear all frndz… Thoda busy hone ke karan site pr nhi aa ska.
Dosto kaise ho ap sub…???
Hii… PRIYA KAISI HO…?? & aaj tumne bhang use kiya ya nhi…???
NO NO hum bhaang use nahii krte,:)
But WHY….??? Dear..
kya aap use krte ho?
Nhi, mai bilkul b use nhi karta PRIYA..
@PRIYA TUMHE KYA GUM hai…???
Hahahahahahahahehehe…..
Yaar Priye kitani baar batayengi ki Load jyada aur Voltage kam hai . . . . .hehehehe . . .
jay bro, ab tu q inke bich kabab me haddi bn rha hai??,,
PRIYA ne phle hi is bechare pr jo sitam diaya, wo kya km hai ?? :p
hmm…
Yaar wanted maza to bich me hi aata hai, kinaro me kya rakhha hai :-(
Jay teri taango ke bich me rehne ki adat abhi tak gyi nahi kya?? .P
yaar, bhang to maine v aaj tk nhi pee, lekin is holi me pakka piunga :p
RAASIII kha gyab ho gyi dear??
jaldi se wapas aa ja :(
Yaar Rashii dear, Mandir gayi thhi mere sath “DEEPAK” Ko jalane :-P
ooo.. DIYE jalane gyi thi. Lekin wo ab tk wapas q nhi aayi?? saadhu sanyasin to nhi bn gyi wo kahi :o
);………..
adm ji sms service shru kro
Adm ji kabhi hamara joke bhi pulish kar do
Ek train me ek
sent wala sent
bech rha tha,
sent wala-sent lelo sent lelo.
Grahak-kaise diya sent sent
wala-250 Rs. Me 100 ml.
Grahak- usse chota.
Sent wala- ji 25 Rs.
Grahak- 25 paise me koi sent
hai…
Sent wala- gand me ungli daal k
sungh lo.
DELEATED 2m kha ho bro aaj??
Wanted bhai I m ill today badly ….
kya hua :o
I m having migraine
@admin bro kaise ho aap :)
nice joke
Jay,Rashi,Nilesh , Priya ,pyare,sonam
Aap sab ki shivratri kaisi rahi……
Bhut achchii & aapki?
Del bro, Gud morning !
Humari Maha Shivratari acchi rahi ..
¤*¤ Jåî Bhölê Nâth ¤*¤
kaam chalau joke :(
Avrage joke hello everyone
@Ragini..,its ok…but mere pass koi aisa device to nhi..ki aap joke site pe hain ya nhi..woh malum kr sakoon..anywez apna khyal rakhiye…
…………………………………………………
ek song dedicate kr doon aapke liye…
.Rab ki kawali hai ishq koi..
.Dil ki diwali hai ishq koi..
.mehki si pyaali hai ishq koi..
.subah ki lali hai ishq..
.girta sa jhrna hai ishq koi..
.uthta sa kalma hai ishq koi..
.sanso mein lipta hai ishq koi.
..aankhon mein dikhta hai ishq koi.
..mere dil ko tu jaan se juda kr de..
..u bus tu mujhko fanaa kr de..
..mera haal tu meri chaal tu..
..bus kr de aashikana..
..tere vaste meri dosti sufiana
..teri dosti sufiana..
…………………………
.sweet dreams ragini..apna khyal khyal khyal krna..tc
@rashii di,,fine aapne jo yaad kr liya.
aur koi baaki rh gya to i m sorry..
@ragini jab bhi meri yaad aae iss song ko sun lena..
gudnight friends..gudnight naughty jay
good morning frndzz :-)
Priya g, gud morning! Aaj to bahut hi sabere sabere, kya baat hai ?
Dear all lovely frnds n Dhiraj,
Gööd Môrnîng !!
Very good morning ti you jay ….I m still not feeling well.
What happen Del bro. ? Still not recover your accident probulem ?
Ye admin kahan h ???
Is tarah se to meri wife bhi naraz nahi hoti ….hua ladki se admin ki shaadi hogi wo to gyi……bahut nakhre h admin k ….
Kitna Dilkash Manzar Ho,
Jab Hum Qiyamat
K Din Kren Shikwa Teri Ruswai Ka.. :
AUR : Tum Lag K Galay Se Mere,
Dheeray Se Kaho, Chup Raho Khuda K Liye .
Meri Tanhaiyon Mein Tera Haath Hai
Magar,
Main Sab Se Keh Raha Hon Muqadar Ki Baat Hai?
Wah! – Wah!!!
Poochha Jo Humne Ke Kisi Or Ke Hone Lage Ho kya…?
Woh Muskura Ke Bole Ke Pahle Kab Tumhare The..?
Hmmm. . .
shaam hotey hi chiragon ko bujha deta hun,
mera dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad mein jalne ke liye
Mere Ashq Akshar Mujhse Raat Bhar Puchhate Hain
Aakhir kab Tak Yun Hume Juda Karta Rahega Khud Se
It’s for fun nothing personal…Rashi ji , Priya ji , pearl, sonam and all the gals on the site.
Ladkiyon ki 5 Baate jo
kabhi samjh nahi aati..
1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata nahi wo se kya matlab.?)
2: Mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)
3: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe (to fir main pehle kaisa tha)
4: Such btana main kaisi dikhrahi hu (ab sach bolke pitna thodi na hain)
5: Im very selfish na.. (Ab sach bol do toh gai bhais pani main). :-D
Bilkul such kaha :-P
Zindagi tu hi bta kaise main tera aitbaar karu
Teri har ek subah meri umar kam kar deti hai…..
Wah! Bhai Wah! Kya khub kaha hai .
deieted g apke quotes mujh bohot psnd he…………lkin kya ek bat jaan skti hu,itne dard bhare quotes ki wjah kya he………..
???????????
Sonam ji , thanks for compliment
Rahi baat wajah ki to
har aadmi slag hota h , Mein aisa hi hun….
Sonam ji , mujhe jokes bhi bahut aate h aur admin mere jokes publish karta rahta h ….
Deleted g jaan kr acha lga ki aap aise hi he…Mujh senti quotes bohot psnd he,or use likhne wale b….
Jay, regarding accident, I m trying to walk without stick support I.e. on my legs but it hurts and it will take time…..but last afternoon I had migraine , which still have some traces…..I m thinking to bunk office for first half….let’s see.
Ohhh!! Del bro. God ka naam lijiye aur unpar bharosha rakhiye. Sab theek ho jayega . .
Good morning friends…
Aap sab ki shivratri kaisi rahi?
3WBJ
Teacher : Tumhare ghar mein sab se chota koun hai?
Pappu : Mere papa
Teacher : Woh kaise??
Pappu : kyuki wo ab bhi mummy ka doodh peete hain.
3WBJ
BSAHUT ACHHA ANS
Admin bro, I’m also a regular user of nvj. Mere cmnts bhi automatically approve kar diya kar yaar…
3WBJ
Jarur par thoda sa sabar karo
Ok bro.
3WBJ
Frnds good morning and having a very nice fucking day