Punjabi Joke - Punjab De Sarkari School Da Haal

Punjab De Sarkari School Da Haal

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Bachha Master Vaste Ek Dabbe Vich Doodh Leke Aya

Bacha: “Master Ji Main Tuhade Layi Dudh Le Ke Aya Haan”

Master Dudh Pee Ke: “Bada Swad Hai Kitho Lyanda?”

Bacha: “Ghar Hi Pya Si, Billi Mooh Mar Gayi Si, Ese Layi Le Aya”

Master Gusse Vich: “Teri Maa Nu Lun Saaleya”

Te Naale Master Ne Dudh Wala Dabba Chuck Ke Para Marya

Bachha: “Behn De Lodya Mastra, Dabba Kyu Sutt Ditta? Savere Asi Tatti V Jana Hunda”

Hindi Version

Gaanv Ke Sarkari School Mein Bacha Apne Master Ke Liye Ek Doodh Da Dabba Leke Aya

Bachha: “Master Ji Main Aapke Liye Doodh Leke Aya Hun”

Master Ne Doodh Piya Aur Khush Hoke Bola

Master: “Bada Sawad Doodh Hai, Kahan Se Leke Aya?”

Bachha: “Master Ji, Ghar Se, Billi Muh Maar Gayi Thhi Is Layi Le Aya”

Master Gusse Se: “Madherchod Kutte”

Aur Itna Kah Ke Dabba Dor Fenk Diya

Bachha: “Behan Ke Lund, Dabba Kyu Fenk Diya, Humne Subha Kheto Mein Latrine Karne Bhi Jana Hota Hai“

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Some Veg Jokes :)

gagan says:

November 17, 2010 at 9:49 pm

divya, doodh pine ki permission chahiye.do na.

sunil says:

November 17, 2010 at 11:38 pm

hi,divya aapka doodh kitne rupe ltr hai.

ritesh kolkata says:

November 18, 2010 at 1:22 am

outdated jokes .hi deepti hw r u?

dil jani says:

November 18, 2010 at 2:11 am

good jonke

balaji says:

November 18, 2010 at 5:20 pm

divya aapka doodh mil sakta hai kya ?

Jackson says:

November 18, 2010 at 8:15 pm

hi divya and all others girls, tumne abhi tak kitne dosto ko permission diya hein? I mean ,how many lucky are there to drunk ur milk? what is ur rate? would u plz, let me barrow it ? main aapke doodh ke cheej ki factory bananna chahta hu,aapke milk ka kuch to cheej banenga!!! plz,help me.then we shall become rich man

Hahahahahahahaha

but,sorry ,this is only joke don't take it as a true and be happy!!!

wevatan says:

November 18, 2010 at 11:06 pm

hi guys…

hows u all…..

prashant says:

November 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm

joke mast hai,

vanky says:

November 20, 2010 at 9:31 am

aye..haye………divya ji ek bar mauka to de k dekho phir hr bar doodh hmi se khtm krwayengi………….ha..ha..