Punjab De Sarkari School Da Haal

Bachha Master Vaste Ek Dabbe Vich Doodh Leke Aya

Bacha: “Master Ji Main Tuhade Layi Dudh Le Ke Aya Haan

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Master Dudh Pee Ke: “Bada Swad Hai Kitho Lyanda?

Bacha: “Ghar Hi Pya Si, Billi Mooh Mar Gayi Si, Ese Layi Le Aya

Master Gusse Vich: “Teri Maa Nu Lun Saaleya

Te Naale Master Ne Dudh Wala Dabba Chuck Ke Para Marya

Bachha: “Behn De Lodya Mastra, Dabba Kyu Sutt Ditta? Savere Asi Tatti V Jana Hunda

Hindi Version

Gaanv Ke Sarkari School Mein Bacha Apne Master Ke Liye Ek Doodh Da Dabba Leke Aya

Bachha: “Master Ji Main Aapke Liye Doodh Leke Aya Hun

Master Ne Doodh Piya Aur Khush Hoke Bola

Master: “Bada Sawad Doodh Hai, Kahan Se Leke Aya?

Bachha: “Master Ji, Ghar Se, Billi Muh Maar Gayi Thhi Is Layi Le Aya

Master Gusse Se: “Madherchod Kutte

Aur Itna Kah Ke Dabba Dor Fenk Diya

Bachha: “Behan Ke Lund, Dabba Kyu Fenk Diya, Humne Subha Kheto Mein Latrine Karne Bhi Jana Hota Hai

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  54 Comments

  1. kapil dev the cute b says:

    NAUGTY darling ye tumare hot comment ka hi asar hai kal raat sapne me hum dono ne itna zabardast sex kiya ki maja aa gaya….me sach keh rha hu…kal tum mere sapne me aayi thi or mera underwear kharab karke chali gayi

  2. Deepak says:

    Nandani jaise maje apne mange the main apko vaise hi maje dilaunga .

    What i meant was nice adult jokes jise sun kar aap thahaake mar k haso.

    Apne to uska pura ulta matlab nikala.

  3. Deepak says:

    Once a dog, a cat, and a penis were sitting around a campfire. Dog said my master lets me do my business on a pole.

    Cat said my master lets me do my business on a loo.

    Penis said that you both are lucky. My master first covers me up then makes me do several push ups and still i am forced to do my business on my self

    .

    Moral of the story is never use condom while masturbating

  4. Deepak says:

    Man to his wife-business is going down., if you learn to cook we can remove the cooking department.

    Wife said if you learn to fuck every department of this house can be removed.

  5. Deepak says:

    A lady went to doctor.

    Doc i am feeling very weak.

    Q.How many times do you have sex?

    -5 times a week monday to friday.

    Dr.-cut down on wednesdays

    -but dr. That is the only day when my husband is with of

  6. Deepak says:

    A boy was so jealous of his younger brother that he rubbed poison on his mother's nipple. Next day their driver was found dead.

  7. Deepak says:

    Ladki-maa us ladke ko dekhte hi meri bra tight ho jati hai

    maa-beti tu ek din bra mat pehen dekhiyo us din uska underwear tight ho jayega

  8. Deepak says:

    Teacher-kya cheez muh me nai leni chahiye

    st- jalta hua bulb

    teacher- kyo

    st- kyoki mummy kal papa se keh rahi thi ki bulb bujha do tabhi muh me lungi

  9. Deepti Tiwari says:

    old but gud joke! ye joke bina galiyon ke pahle bhi suna hai. lekin isme galiyon ka tadka laga hai.

    iss bacche ko sacchai ke liye award milna chahiye tha.

  10. kapil dev the cute b says:

    DIVYAAAAA dear iska matlab tum doodh me dhakkan laga k rakhti ho…..par kai billia aisi hoti hain dhakkan khol k b doodh pee leti hain

  11. Deepak says:

    Divya dear meri roshni to limited hi hoti aap kisi suraj naam k bande se ye question karna aur uski roshni to din k ujale me kahi b mil jayegi.

    LOL

  12. Jackson says:

    hi divya and all others girls, tumne abhi tak kitne dosto ko permission diya hein? I mean ,how many lucky are there to drunk ur milk? what is ur rate? would u plz, let me barrow it ? main aapke doodh ke cheej ki factory bananna chahta hu,aapke milk ka kuch to cheej banenga!!! plz,help me.then we shall become rich man

    Hahahahahahahaha

    but,sorry ,this is only joke don't take it as a true and be happy!!!

  13. vanky says:

    aye..haye………divya ji ek bar mauka to de k dekho phir hr bar doodh hmi se khtm krwayengi………….ha..ha..