Punjab Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai
Views: 31,227 - Posted on 01 Sep 2011
Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha
Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid”
Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U”
Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di“
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hehehehe bahat acha
Old is gold……
Yaar admin u have not published my jokes …I mailed to you.
dear shyad aap bhul gaye hai ye joke b aapka hi hai… jo apne ek file send ki thhi..
aur main sare jokes ek sath nahi dal sakta.. time lagta hai joke ko proper banane mein
mast joke
Waah re punjab da puttar
mast baba ji
hamare india aap log bolenge chor chor to awaaz aegi police police…hahaha!! but choriya to chalti rahengi…kya kare khane wale 100 ho aur murge ki taang ek ho to..santa k murge chori hote rahenge..hahaha!! nice one.
@del,..plz ji mat bola kijie..main tumhe del bolti hoon kitna accha lagta..ok!!.
4 ur name Del…
1000likes ..and every cmnts says i love u del.:).
very nice. our gr8 punjab
mast jokes hehehaha
bund paadu joke
right santa lage raho
ye kab post hoga admin bhai .mai to wait hi karta raha gaya
Oye hoye Santa tussi gr8 ho ji. Main kya tainu ta Pathan aur Himachli ki to bina maare hi phad di.
hehehehehehehe acha hai
Santa tum to hamari jan ho…
Hi…all of u…
Thanks frnds for cmnt.
kaise ho aap sb?
Enjoy life or not..
hehehehe mast jawab hai santa ka…………..
hehehe Admin bhai Aapko Chand Mubark hoo !!!!!!!!!! Aur sunaye sab khairiyat to hai ??????????????
@ Dhiraj mera yaar, mera Chand tu kaha hai ???????????? "I Miss U"
@ Rashii dear, Kal Chand ki Raat thhi,
Pure Muhalle me raha tera charcha.
Kuch ne kaha ye chand hai, kuch ne kaha chehara tera.
Hum bhi wahi moujood thhe, Hum se bhi sab puch liye,
Hum hans diye aur chup rahe, hume manjoor thha parda tera.
@Pearl my dreamgirl, If u really love someone then keep these two things in mind.
1st Never hold the love tightly, it will break. and 2nd Don’t hold it lightly, it will flip…! " I Love U "
@ Panchii meri kabootari tu kaisi hai rey, Samir ki tu kahe ki chinta karti hai ? Mai hu naaaaaaaaaa………….hehehehe……dekh gussa mat kariyo "Mai tera dost hu naaaaaaa
@ Phy. bro n deleted bro. aap log kaise hai??? Ye aap log kya suna rahe hai ??? Aap ke barey me sunkar bahut dukha huwa, Aapki kushalta ke liye RAb se hum duwa karenge……
@ Bheem bhai aapki tabiyat ab to theek hai naaaaaaaa ???????
@ N. Khan Bhai aapko bhi EID Mubarak ho !!!!!!!!!!
@ Raj bro. Wanted bro. Kapil, Dabang, Samir, Prince (TBG) Raavan, Banjara n Kobara Aap log kaha hai ???? Hum aap logo ko bahut Miss kartey hai, Ab to aap log vapash aa jaawo…..
@ Dear All, Dosto n Dushmano…….Aap log Humse mohabbat karo ya nafrat, Dono humare haq main hi hoga janab.
Agar mohabbat karoge to Dil main bas jayenge.
Agar Nafrat karoge to Dimag me bas jayenge……..tc……… Faisala Aapke Hath me hai……Dosti ya Dushmani………..hehehehe
jay bhai i am ok and you bhai jan
Admin mere jokes kab post karega mujhe aj free time mila hai or abi maine apna real email id b send kar diya hai or ha admin tujhe yaad hai ya nai pata nai tune kaha tha tu ek joke bananewala tha ki indian ladkiyo ki choot kali q hoti hai ye joke kab ayega ?
hmmmm bhai aapne dekha hi hoga aajkal jokes bade kam aa rahe hai :(
Kuch busy chal raha hun kuch din ki mohlat do. fir dekhna mast jokes bhejunga hehehe
Meri GF mujhse naraj hai frnds tell me mein usse kaise happy karu.
DO U KNW WHICH IS THE MOST COSTLY LIQUID OF THE WORLD..??
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Ans : "TEAR"
..It is made of
1 % water
and
99 % feelings….!!
Don't waste it…!
kya yar nishu bhai aap to mujhe khud ladki lag rhe ho dot very aap ek kam karo use ek pyara sa gulab do tab bhee mhe mane to use chod do kyu ki vo tumare layk nhe hehehe
hahahahah nice joke achchha jawaab diya he santa ne.very funny
@Del,
one question 4 u..
..aisa kahtein hain jo hota hai acche k liye hota hai…kya yeh sahi hai ya galat…??
bye the way god hi hai jo iska sahi jawab de sakta hai..
@jay,..gudnight…tc nd tumhare bhoot ka kya naam hai??..hehe!
pear, mujhe to lagta hai ki duniya me god hai hi nhi. reason :-
1st, log khte hai god ki marzi k bina kuch nhi hota
2nd, log khte hai god hme hamare kiye k liyepunish v krta hai.
mai ye puchna chahta hu ki yadi khi kuch glat hota hai to usme god ki mrzi q rhti hai? or yadi god hi hmse kuch glat krwata hai to fir wo hme punish q krta hai?
admin or is site k svi user, mera swal aap sbke liye hai.
Wanted ji .. is bare mein mere se na puche to behatar hai.. kyunki main jo baat bataunga us se sabko aag lag sakti hai.. aur hazam hone ke bad b meri baat ko log pacha nahi payenge..
Ek line main itna samjhna chahta hun ki.. ye kisne define kiya ki GOD ko galat pasand hai ya Sahi????? Kisne define kiya ki ladki ke sath sex bura hai sharab buri hai. kisi ko gali dena bura hai usko marna bura hai?
Do u think ki bhagwan ne ye sab banaya .. in my opinion ye sab banane wale hum log hi hai, jinhone apne liye apne asool banaye.
Agar kisi ko ye pata chal jaye na ki bhagwan ko kya pasand hai to sare usko khush karke aage piche gumate…. arrey vo to kisi ko b hawa nahi lagne deta ki usko kya pasand hai.. esa na hota to jin logo ko tum pujte ho vo usko kyu pujte..
Jis b devi devata ko itha lo vo bhi uski puja karte hai… to usne jab un logo ko apna bhed nahi lagne diya to hum logo ki aukat hi kya hai.
Aur wanted u r right.. Is duniya mein god hai hi nahi… hota to ab tak hum jaisi log usko b pagal bana dete.. usne ye sab banaya human ko ek brian diya jo khud sab kar sakta hai aur ya to fir khud ko destroy kar liya ya fir kahi chala gaya….
Aur pls mere se aj ke bad ese sawal na karna kyunki meri theories kisi ko b samajh nahi aati na aayengi
@ pearl I also believe Jo hota h achee k lyee hota h ……
yaar jawaab bhi nahi deta mere comment ka to.
Manish yaar.. mene bola na bhai ki usko time lagega yaar.. so wait for few more days :(
hehehe gud joke