Punjabi Mast Punjabi, Vakiye?
Views: 19,508 - Posted on 04 Oct 2011
Punjab Roadways Ki Ek Bus Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.
Ek Aadmi Bus Mein Seat Dhund Raha Thha, Usne Ek Jagha Bethi Sawari Ko Kaha.
1st Passenger: “Bhai Ji, Thori Takleef Karenge Aap?”
2nd Passenger: “Oi Oi Oi Oi Hoi Hoi Aah Aah Oi Oi, Itni Kaafi Hai Ya Aur Karu?“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega
Lady Plumber Se: “Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega” Kamina Plumbe ..- Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai, Tauba Tauba
Dosto Kya Jamaana Aa Gaya Hai, Hadd Hi Kar Di In Advertisement Walo Ne Idea Walo Ne Ek Bade Se Poste ..- I Am Suffering From Loose Motions
Santa: “Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions” Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai ..- Bhen Di Fuddi Kinni Vaddi
Ek Sardar Jisne Kabhi Train Nahi Dekhi Thi Wo Apni Behan Ko Sasural Se Mayke Le Ke Vapis Aa Raha Thh ..- Dosto Ke Aage Hath Feylane Padenge
Garibi Se Tang Ek Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Kaha: “Lagta Hai Ab Dosto Ke Aage Hath Feylane Padenge ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
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hahahahahahahahaha nice joke
SAMJH ME NHI AAYA :(
Hmm aapne to hume nirutar kr diya, hume nhi pta tha humse b koi parbhawit ho skta hain hehe chaliye hum sry bolte hain apko humare cmt ne hurt kiya
SORRY wanted ji urf Deep ji
Chal achaa hai rashi ko bhi samajh nhi aya hai.
Matrix ji hume samjh nhi aaya isme acha kya hain?
thik kaha wanted ji m b jokes smj nai payi…
Nilesh Urf Nalini ji, kya ho gaya aap logo ko itna mast jokes aap logo ko samajh nahi aya
hehe admin gussa nikalne ka ye mast tarika hai. heehe :P
hahahahaha……Wo Santa ka Jaat Bhai hi raha hoga.
Mery Priy Dosto, Saheliyo & Admin Bhabi:)
Aap Sabhi log meri Janamdin ki Party me Apne-Apne G.F. aur B.F. ke SathSadar Aamantrit hai.
Jay dear hum kis k sath aaye humara to koi bf hi nhi hain
Rashii dear, Aap Chintit na ho, Aapke pas bf nahi hai to kya, ho sakta hai Aapke Dil ka Rajkumar (bf) humari Party me hi Aapko mil jaye:))
par main to aaa hi nahi raha party mein hehehehehe
JAY, 2mne bataya nhi, party me teri GF ke frnds rahegi ya nhi ;)
Samjh nhi aaya ji hume
Hiiii rashi
mast joke hai.
rashi ji simple hai yaar..thoda dimag lagao…
HAPPY BDAY JAI…..
Hi kapil ji h r u?
Ap hi samjha dijiye joke
Rashi ji kaisee hain aap ,
aap to itnee naasamajh nahi thii magar aajkal ye kya hogayaahe aapko jo simple se joke samjh me nahii aarhe hain,
hmmm joke ache se samjh mai nhi aaya bhai…. aur iss joke mai adult kya tha??????
isse acha to mast joke ka ye simi adult tha http://www.mastjokes.com/dosto-ki-suggestions-kitni-achhi-hoti-hai-155.html
admin ji *******************
Edited by Admin: Dear thik hai jo tum bolo chalega par hehehehe Sara Model Management Pvt. Ltd main tumhi work karte ho na ;)
admin, ye kya khusr pusar ho rhi hai ?? hmlog ko v batao :(
mast joke hai yaar jisko samjh na aya ho samj le us pasnger ne seat magne ke liye kaha jara taklef karenge toh seat par bthe passenger ne seat na dene ke liye yeh kah oi oi oi ho io
haa yaar mein hi work karta hu mene socha tha mein nalini banke jha tharki ladko ki waat launga but ur so smart dear tuje sab pata chal gaya because isi id ke karn muje dhyan rakhna chahiye tha. admin urf shabir singh virk yaar yeh teri site bahut achi hai… keep it buddy
hmm hehehehehe abe tu bura kahe ko man raha hai dear… listen yaha ladko ki waat na laga. yaha dost bana…. hums ab chahte hai ki yaha users ek dusre ke dost bane chutiya na kaate
aur mene ye sab isliye kiya coz, main nahi chahta ki mera koi bhi user mere hote hue bevkoof bane, halanki main chahta to ye na batakar idhar raunak laga sakta thha koi chutniya banta to banta rahe
par dear meri aatma is bat ko nahi manti.. aur mene isliye esa kiya hai
Ummed karta hun ki tum hamare idhar dost banoge aur original name se aaoge, aaage jaisa tum achha samjho
bhad me jaye ye bhosdi ka nilesh urf nalini kya kahu ish sixer ko bada aaya ladko ko bewakuf banane, abe kabhi khud v aaina dekh liyo dusro ko tharki bol rha h aur yaha kya tu gaand marwane aata hai…..ek baat sabhi sunlo kisi ko acha lage ya bura yaha nvg site me sabhi tharki hi hai chahe koi kitna v chupaye waise hasne k liye to veg site v to ja sakto ho be
Admin – aur tum ise samjha rhe ho, iska gaand fulta hai to fulne de bhad me jaye is type k logo se kya hamdardi, jo hamesha dusro ki feeling se khelte hai, aaj me itna thaka na hota to bahut bada lecture deta bt itna kafi h
hehe….
mastjoke
hai yaar
balle balle
shava shava mast punjabi
Hey Dosto,
Kash! Aaj Aisa ho jaye keeeeeee____
Koi Chand Utar Aaye Meri Mahfil me,
Kuch Aisa ho ye Raat Dhaley.
Koi Hath me thamey hath mera
Koi ley ke mujh ko sath chaley,
Koi bethay merey pahlu mein,
Meray hath pey Apna hath dharey,
Aur poonch ke Ansu meri Aankhon sey,
Wo dheeray say ye baat kehay:
You Tanha safar ab kat’ta nahi,
Chalo hum tumharay sath chaleyn!
~~ Jay ~
Prince (TBG) & Kapil (TCB) Yar 2m dono to etne busy ho ke tumhare pash to time hi nahi hoga ki Ek Sham mere Naam kar Sako:)
Phir bhi Aap Logo ne wishes kiya uske liye aap logo ko bahut-bahut Dhnaywad…
@ Raj bro. 2m Kaan ke sath-stha aur bhi sab kuch Khol ke sun loo. Agar Aaj bday Party me nahi Aaya to teri “G” pe CHAMDEY ke etne DANDE padenge kee Jitne Party me BANDE honge:)
aur agr tu aaj party miss kardeta na to me teri gand ka khal utar kr fir roj use hehe aage nhi kahunga sharm aati h
waise abe me yeha rahta to party me koun attend hota, aur ek baat bta aaj me,admin,pankaj,n matrix k bina teri party puri ho sakti thi kya be, chal happy b’day dear aur pakad mera gift hehehe
Hhaahahaha gand ka khaaal…. mast jawaab diya bhaiiii….
waise happy birthday jay.
samajh nhi aaya? kya h ye?
Hi Jai! Hpy b’day 2 u.
Sory, m L8. Coz I was very busy.
hahahahahahahaaha heheheheheehe hahahhaaahaha hehehehhhe
yaar kamaal kar diyaa yaar mazaa aagyaa ye joke padh kar