Punjabi Shayari For Girlfriend

Chal Ni Kudiye Kachi Khol,

Mumme Tere Gol-Gol,

La Ke Kapde Aaja Kol,

Nange Ho Ke Kariye Ghol,

Ghase Marange Forty-Four,

Munda Hoye Gol-Matol,

Nam Rakhange Sunny Deol.

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Chl Ni Kudiye Kachi Khol, Mumme Tere Gol-2, La K Kpde Aja Kol, Nange Ho K Kariye Ghol, Ghase Marange Forty-Four, Munda Hoye Gol-Matol, Nam Rakhange Sunny Deol.

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  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Priya hum tumhe fb par confirm kr chuke hai aur massage b send kr chake hai. But tum koi rply nhi karti.. Sayad tum manne se inkar kr do but ye shi hai…
    Us massage ke last me dekh lena humne apna name *Nilesh* hi likha hai…

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        bas b kro.
        Ab kitna natak karogi…
        Agar other par massage jata to reply jarur aata… Ok
        bcz humne kai bar request b kiya hai ki plz reply kro. But no any ans..
        AGAR NHI REPLY KARNA TO SAF SAF BOL DO…
        are yar rassi ko utna hi khincha jata hai. Jitna se ki wo sidha rhe.
        Aur itna nhi khich diya jata ki bich se tut hi jaye…

      2. Admin says:

        abe to tu hi saf saf samaj le na ki reply nahi karna kahe ko uski wait kar raha hai ;)

        vo sirf meri hai meri

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto hindi, english ko chhodkar other kisi b langauge me bat samjh hi nhi aati..
    So ap logo se request hai ki normal language use kre…..

    1. Himanshu.The.DON says:

      Nilesh bhai agar tum kaho to ma tumhe punjabi sikhne ki tution rakh sakta hun. Fee=5000/month. Daily 1ganta. Time tabl= night 10:11 se 11:11 tak.

  3. Monica sharma says:

    Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
    Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gayahai
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    Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- “NUT hai ya BOLT”

      1. Mr. Bachelor says:

        Ab se pehle to sab ko warn kar rahe the ki site pe ye baate ban hai ye site k rule k khilaf hai

  4. rakesh rathee says:

    nilesh kyon priya par garam ho rahe ho???
    monica ji aap ka joke to gud h…

    ki gal admin, tenu kalee nu punjabi aundi h….80 bund maran nu baithe ne ethe….

  5. Monica sharma says:

    @ Fruad (as u said fraudship, a..hahaha) aaj kal mere joke publish kun nahi karte, comments me.
    yaar kitne sare joke post kiye hai maine, 20 toh honge hi, par publish hi nahi karte, kya baat hai??
    sab khairiayt????

  6. Monica sharma says:

    pota: “dada g ye condomn kya hota he?”

    dada: “chal bhaag badmash mujhe naheen pata”

    pota: “mujhe pata tha budhay tuujhe nhi pata hoga, warna aaj jaaidad k 20 hissay na hotay” :D..

  7. Monica sharma says:

    1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kr rha hai.

    Pari ne 2no ko rok k kaha kagar tum aisa na kro to maintum 2no ki 3,3 khuwaishain puri karoongi.

    Sher:
    mere ilawa is jungle k tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do.

    Khargosh:
    1 helmet chahiye.

    Sher:
    baraaber waalay jungle k tamam Sher Sherniya bana do.

    Khargosh:
    1 bike de do.

    Sher:
    sari dunya k Sher Sherniya bana do.

    Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aor bola:
    “is sher ko gay bana do”:D

  8. Monica sharma says:

    Munna bhai ko ladki hui.
    Circuit:- Bhai ab to sare mohalle ke ladke is par line marenge.

    Munna bhai:- Tu fikar mat kar re,
    Apun iska nam “DiDi” rakhenge..