Punjabi Shayari For Girlfriend
Views: 22,431 - Posted on 24 Apr 2012
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Ghase Marange Forty-Four,
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Samajh h nhi aaya..
koi baat nh dear,
Bs itna dyan rakhna…ise…shayri smj kr…apni gf ko mt
suna dena…
Varna bht bhaari pd jayega…
Hahahaha….
Itni achi kismat kha jo hume koi gf mile…
Fir hum sunayenge kise…
Nilesh aur deepak bhai ye shayri gf ke liye nahi ha. ye shayri hanimoon par ladki ko sunane ke liye ha;-)
Priya hum tumhe fb par confirm kr chuke hai aur massage b send kr chake hai. But tum koi rply nhi karti.. Sayad tum manne se inkar kr do but ye shi hai…
Us massage ke last me dekh lena humne apna name *Nilesh* hi likha hai…
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are tum kis priya ki baat kar rhe ho??
agr meri to mereko koi mssg nhi mila…..ok
bas b kro.
Ab kitna natak karogi…
Agar other par massage jata to reply jarur aata… Ok
bcz humne kai bar request b kiya hai ki plz reply kro. But no any ans..
AGAR NHI REPLY KARNA TO SAF SAF BOL DO…
are yar rassi ko utna hi khincha jata hai. Jitna se ki wo sidha rhe.
Aur itna nhi khich diya jata ki bich se tut hi jaye…
abe to tu hi saf saf samaj le na ki reply nahi karna kahe ko uski wait kar raha hai ;)
vo sirf meri hai meri
:o abe hahahahehehe FB par “HONDA” naam se Search kar mil jayegi wo…. hahahahaahheheheheh
Hahahahahaha
aatt e sameer 22
aaj ke kasra hi kad tiya shayari waliya
chint ana kar hun punjabi joke v aya karan ge ;)
Jo maja puniabi chh kuttyo kutti hoke aunda hai oh hindi angreji chh nahi aa sakda hehehe
Dosto hindi, english ko chhodkar other kisi b langauge me bat samjh hi nhi aati..
So ap logo se request hai ki normal language use kre…..
Nilesh bhai agar tum kaho to ma tumhe punjabi sikhne ki tution rakh sakta hun. Fee=5000/month. Daily 1ganta. Time tabl= night 10:11 se 11:11 tak.
Nhi don bhai, hume nhi sikhani other laungeage.. ok…
Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gayahai
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Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- “NUT hai ya BOLT”
I love you monica ji
Divesh tum is site ka rule tod rahe ho
dear admin ye cmnt modrate kaise ho giya
abe itna to chalta hai re
Ab se pehle to sab ko warn kar rahe the ki site pe ye baate ban hai ye site k rule k khilaf hai
hmmm mene personal baatein bola tha yaar. :’(
nilesh kyon priya par garam ho rahe ho???
monica ji aap ka joke to gud h…
ki gal admin, tenu kalee nu punjabi aundi h….80 bund maran nu baithe ne ethe….
hehehe ki pata tu maraunda hi hove ;) topi walya tera ki keya ja sakda hai ;)
@ Fruad (as u said fraudship, a..hahaha) aaj kal mere joke publish kun nahi karte, comments me.
yaar kitne sare joke post kiye hai maine, 20 toh honge hi, par publish hi nahi karte, kya baat hai??
sab khairiayt????
yup jo joke idhar publish nahi hai vo main post nahi karta
pota: “dada g ye condomn kya hota he?”
dada: “chal bhaag badmash mujhe naheen pata”
pota: “mujhe pata tha budhay tuujhe nhi pata hoga, warna aaj jaaidad k 20 hissay na hotay” :D..
1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kr rha hai.
Pari ne 2no ko rok k kaha kagar tum aisa na kro to maintum 2no ki 3,3 khuwaishain puri karoongi.
Sher:
mere ilawa is jungle k tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do.
Khargosh:
1 helmet chahiye.
Sher:
baraaber waalay jungle k tamam Sher Sherniya bana do.
Khargosh:
1 bike de do.
Sher:
sari dunya k Sher Sherniya bana do.
Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aor bola:
“is sher ko gay bana do”:D
Munna bhai ko ladki hui.
Circuit:- Bhai ab to sare mohalle ke ladke is par line marenge.
Munna bhai:- Tu fikar mat kar re,
Apun iska nam “DiDi” rakhenge..
Tujh ko pane ki is liye zid nahi karte
k tujh ko khone ko dil nahi karta
dil ki baat is liye nahi btate k apna dil dukhane ko dil nai karta
Excellent lines.
Admin bro & my frnds kaise ho ap sab. @ nilesh ji ye india me sabse badi ch**t kiski hai…..??
Sunny deol ke maa(mother) ki..
Bcz.
Mai nikla gaddi leke….
Nilesh bro ap to ustadon k ustad nikle
Wo joh mehboob ki yaad mein jaagtey
h tanha raaton ko ……
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Sirf wo he bta skte h …ki….
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Kaun se mobile ki battery achi chalti hai..
Awesome
o.0
Ye kesi shayri h
Panchhy. ji Ye joke and shayari mix h …
Good joke