Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing
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Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing
Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing
Zor Lagaya Tab Bhi Na Andar Ghusing
Thak Ke When Choosing Then Ghusing
Guess What?
You Dirty Mind!
Mein Sui Mein Dhaaga Dalne Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha
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Gandi Ladki :ladayi
kyu ???? maine kya kiya???
Aankh kyu Maarti ho ;)
NIC
Koun Admin ??????????
Hehehehe Aisa Kameena apna Admin Bhai hai….
Baat To Eski Har Ek Niraali Hai
Muh Pe ek Se Badhkar Ek Nangee Gaali Hai.
Ladkiyo Ke Jaise Muh Pe Muchian Nahi Hai :p
Chaal Dekhiye To Hijadoo (Sixero) se kam nahi Hai :p
Face Book Pe Bhosadi ka Jab Bhi Online Aata Hai,
Har Tarah ki Jokes aur Shayriya Sunata Hai.
Saamne Jo Bhi Iske Aata Hai
Un sabse ye Jamkar “G” Marwata Hai :p
Itna Gira huwa Muqaam Hai Iska.
Purey Nvgpur Me Gandu Naam Hai Iska :p
waah jay kya..? yaar dil ki baat kah di..!
MENE TO ADMIN JI KO NAI BOLA
NITESHJI AAPKO JAYJI KI BAT BAHOT ACHI LG RAI H OK OR AP JAYJI APKO….
hehehe……. Nitesh bhai.. Pichle joke me maine aapke cmnt read kiya hai.
Usko he padhkar maine ye Kavita likha hai. Waise es Kavita ko maine fb pe Apne es Kamine Bhai ke Wall pe v likha hai. Lekin wo Veg Poem hai.
AUR NAVYA JI, AAP V TO HUME ACHHI LAG RAHI HAI :P
OYE AP MUJE MASKA LGA RE H BADE AYE HO ACHI LG RI HO
TOH KYA AAP ACHHI NAHI HAI ?
AUR KYA AAP KHUD APNE-AAP KO ACHHI NAHI SAMJHTI HAI ?
OYE HOYE MERI DIALOG SE MUJE HI CHAMKA RE H SOLID H BOS
Navya jee baatein to aapki bhi hame achhi lagti hai…!
Abb aap shrmana nahi..! Hayee..
NITESHJI AP B START
priya and navya bahut khush hue h chosing k naam se ….
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KHUSH KESE????JADA FEKALOGY MT KIA KIJYE
Fakology :-O :-O
nice joke man
Aise ghusate ho 2m…. ….
…..Sui me dhaaga..!
Aisa hi ek joke hai..
Santa:-ek paheli ka mtlb smjhao..
Masal masal ke khada kiya aur thuk laga ke ghusa diya..!
Tchr:-Maar khayega..!
Santa:-Sui me dhaaga mam..! Aap kya la#da smjhi..! :-P
Maza Chakh Lene Do Us Ko B Ghairon Ki Mehfil Ka ,
Itni Chahat K Baad Jo Mera Na Hua Woh Kisi Or Ka Kiya
Hoga … !
Wah! bhai Wah! kya baat kaha hai aapne…..Itni Chahat K Baad Jo Mera Na Hua Woh Kisi Or Ka Kiya
Hoga … !
Itni gandi english are sikh lo sabhi
Admin mere coment kab tak awaiting modration main aayenge
hehehehe…….. Boy say 2 girl “Agar mai tumharey brest daba kar bhaag jaun to tum kya sochogi ?”
Girl “to mai sochongi k aik pagal jo puri car chala sakta thha sirf horn daba kar bhaag gaya:p
Na Janey Kyun Bohut Adhoori Si Ho gai Hai Zindagi
Lagta Hai Jaise Khud Ko Kahin Bhool Aaya Hun…….!!!
Kis tarah khatam kar sakta hu mai us’se apna rishta……
Jis ke baare me sirf sochte hi saari duniya ko bhool jaata hu,,…
Ik Raat Hui Barsat Bohat…
Ikk Raat Hui Barsat Bohat…
Main Roya Sari Raat Bohat…
Har Gham Tha Zamaanae.. Ka Lakin..?
Main Tanha Tha Uss Raat Bohat…
Phir Aankh Se Ikk Saawn Barsa…
Jab Sehr Hui To kya dekha…?
Woh Baadal Kitna Tanha Tha…
Jo Barsa Sari Raat Bohat…! <3
Tod denge Dil-E-Talluq hum bhi ye tumse vaada raha…..
Badan se saans ka rishta zara tum toot jane do……
Hai uske honth kitaboo me likhe gazlo jaisaa…
…Haath rakh do padhne ko dil karta hai..!
Ajeeb rishta hai mera tumse or tanhayi se,
Tum pas ho to woh rooth jaati hai,
Aur tum rooth jao to wo pass aa jaati hai…
Wah wah..great. Nt shayri, its realty..
Unki chehre ki baat kartein hai…
Aaj zikar-e-gulaab rahne do..!
Hum apni ruh teri jism me chod gaye…
tujhe gale se lagana to ek bahana tha..!
wah bhai…….
abe salo hadd ho gayi kya ho gaya hai sare ke sare Shayar bane pade hai buhuhuhuhuhu
Bas etna hi kaha tha barso ke hain payase…
Usne hoanth pe hoanth rakh ke khamosh kar diya… <3
wah mere Emran hasmi
Izaazat ho to bahak jaau tere hotho ko chumkar……
Suna hai shraab or LAB-E-YAAR me koi fark nahi hota……
Amazng 1
Jb chuma tere honton ko to ek raj ki baat khuli,
ye sharab v tere juthe pani k bina kya banti hogi..
Wah Wah mere seriel kissir nittu
Tujhe Mohabbat Karna Nahi Aataa….
Mujhe Mohabbat Ke Siva Kuch Nahi Aataa…
Zindgi Guzarne Ke 2 Tarike Hote Hai…
Ek Tujhe Nahi Aataa Aur Ek Mujhe Nahi Aataa..
kya baat kah di nitesh ..dil ko lag gyi…
Kitni mohabbat hai, hmse ye bataya na gya,
wo smjh na ske hmse smjhaya na gya,
jankr v anjaan bne rhe hm,
unhone karib aane ki kosish na ki aur hmse hath badaya na gya..
Admin kuch to kar coment direct karne ke liye
Khwab Bikhre To Hakikat Smjho…
Koi Apna Ruthe To Mohabaat Smjho…
Dur Rehkr Jo Yaad Aaye Use Chahat Smjho…
Jise Chaho Wo Mil Jaye To Kismat smjho…
Nice joke @ admin.
Teri chahat ne hame jeena sikha diya varna khuda se to hamne duaon main apne liye maut mangi thi
thank u… deleted g nd ye emraan hashmi kaun hai..? yaha..?
Cute answer when a girl asked her Ex…
Girl – do u still love me??
Boy – pyar ka to pta nahi,
Lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri
kasam dete hain..!! ♥ :’)
Phir hum mile yaa naa mile…
zara ruko…!
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Main dil ke aaiyne me yee…
Manjar samet loon..!
Use dekh kar sari khusi mil jati hai,
Uske chehre par udasi dil dukhati hai,
Uski hasi me bhi hum shamil nahi hote,
Kyunki unhe hamari hi najar lag jati h….
Nitesh, deleated, deepak,
ab bs kro. Aaj bhut shayri ho gyi
@ Wanted bro……. Jab Admin ki nahi phat rahi hai toh…… tu kyu mana kar raha hai ?????
Aaz Admin ne choot de rakhi hai :p
Mana Ki Tere Pyar Ke KABIL Nahi Hum.
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Use Jake Puch Jise HASIL Nahi Hum..
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Mat Darr Dekh Ke Mere Hatho Pe Lahu..
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Naam Likha He Tera KATIL Nahi Hum…
Rakh housla, woh manzar bhi aayega,
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pyaase k paas chal kar samundar bhi Aayega..
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Rukna mat ae manzil k raahi,
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manzil bhi milegi or milne ka mazaa bhi Aayega.
A Heart Touching Love Story:-
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost
sunami me mar gyi..
Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,
Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko
bhiga jati, Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi
pav chu le..
Main kabhi tumhe maaf nahi
karunga…!!</3
Hehehe….
wanted bhai maine band kar di aap deepak bhai se bolo use zara lambaa jata hai sunai..!
Saalo, tum log subah se lage hue ho.,or mera nmbr aya to khel khatam..!!!
Yaar Deppu tu rota kyu hai ??
Bro. 2m bhi Aaz Dil Kholkar kar ley.
Q K Aaz Admin ne chut de rakhi hai…..ki Aaz Jitna Marzi karey, Utna kar saktey ho.
Nahi to pahle kahta thha ki ek User ek din me kewal 2-3 baar he kar sakta hai Shayri :p
Ladka: (clas felw se) Tum pass ho gayi ho,Muh mitha krwa do.
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Ladki : kiss se ?
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.Ladka : Chalo isi se krwa do!!
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Moral: ladke Kitna cmprmise krte hai…
Bahut badiya deepak
gd n9t frndz*
..kabhi aise din the mere..ki chaht kya hoti hai hume maloom na tha,
..tujhe dekh k bhi,iss dil mein himaat na thi ki hum tumhe chahte hain,
..tera diya dard saha hai humne,lekin tujhe dard ka ehsaas naa hua,
..tere liye humne kitna waqt nikala humne..tere pyaar k liye..
..lekin tune iss dil,.chalni chhalni kr dia..par tu naa aya,
..khoon k aansoon roye the tere liye ..aaj bhi rote hain hum,
..aaj bhi tera intejaar hai,.tujhse milne ki,tera ek thamne ki,
..maut se darte nhi..tujhse jo itna pyaar jo krte hum.bus woh khtm naa ho..iska dar bus hume hardum.
..yeh saanse bus tere liye hi lete hain hum..agar bharosa naa ho to inn aankhon ko padd lo tum,
..khuda se har pal se dua krte hum..ae khuda rahm kr.daya kr…usse milwa de..chahe hai thode palo k liye mile hum,
..tere pyaar k liye..apni duniya barbaad kr dalenge hum..par teri duniya ki abaadgi ki humesha dua krenge hum..
..ab dard bhare iss jhakmi dil ko sahte rahenge hum..jab tak tera saath naa mile,ae mere jhakmo k marham,.
..ek baar iss dil ki pukar to soon le..inn ankhoon se dikhta tere liye pyaar.. ae mere chaato k sanam,
..tere pyaar ki pyaasi ko ab naa itna tadpa..nhi chaht meri..bus itna kr.. lele meri jaan oo mere sanam……..
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*G~O~O~D N~I~G~H~T,Jay* mahadev,Deepak Dear*
*n all naughty friendsssssssssssssssssssss*
*aap dono,mujhe sapno mein bhi yaad krna*
*nhi to meri bhootni tum dono ka tumhare sapno*
*mein ghuskar aisa maza dilaegi ki zindagi bhar*
*yaad rakhoge..hahahahahahaahaaahhaaaahhahaahaa*
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Gud nyt dear..
Swt drmz..
Tc…
aj ka din shayariday k naam se jana jayega dot :)
Kya baat hai mere shayar dosto . Dil khush kr diya . Dil ko chhoo lene waali shayri. Gud nyt frnds.
**gud mrng frndz**
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WHAT IS TENSION?
1 sundar ladki ne sirf apse lift
mangi
raste me uski tabiyat kharab
ho gai
ap use hospital le gai
Dr. Bola ap baap banne wale ho
LO Ji HO GAI TENSION
ap bole me iska baap nhi hun
ladki boli yahi iska baap he
OR TENSION
police ayi apka medical checkup
hu
report ayi ki ap to kbhi baap hi
nhi ban sakte
APKO OR TENSION
lekin jaan chuti
apne thank’s god kaha or nikal
liye
phir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache he
wo kiske he
“THIS IS THE REAL TENSION”
Sangat ka bahut jyada asar hota hai na isliye