Pyar, Ishq, Mohabbat Ke Chakkro Mein Mat Padna
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Nayi Bani Ek Callgirl Ne Apni Ek Senior Callgirl Se Puchha.
Junior Callgirl: “Ye Pyar, Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai?”
Senior Call-girl Smiled And Said: “Arey Chhod, Tu In Sab Ke Chakkar Mein Mat Padna, Ye Sab To Free Mein Thokne Ke Bahaane Hai“
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Helllloooooo friends ……good evning
@Dhiraj dear aap jaise dost ki yaad kaise nahi aayengi …….
@deepak bro.it’s too late I think sry for that…. pahile to shukriya ke aapne mujhe dua me yaad kiya nd mera… ek dost hai agrim wo abhi hospital me hai accident ke wajah se pllzz uske health ke liye dua kijiyenga aur mere liye aur mere family nd NONVEG ke sabhi dosto ko health nd peace mangna …….!!! :)…
@Navya. jaan…Hum kab melenge batao na …’(
.nd admin bro se baat karni padengi nahi to hum contact kaise kar payenge???
@lalitmagla ji aap to bade bhai jaise hai aap se kaisi naraj gi aap ko pura hak hai meri galati sudharne nd Datne ka…..nd mujh par banaya joke mast tha.;)..aur mai aapko jald hi Milne wala hu socho kaise??….
@rashi ji aby to mujhe sab aise hi kahte hai aman ya Aby aap ko Jo naam cute lage wo kaho but mujhe bhi batao konsa naam cute hai hehehe…..have a nice day…
@Nitesh bro tumhari shayri nd jokes to kadak the aaj bhi ho jaye??
@deleted ji aap engineer ho????
@Ravi bro class shayri yaar….
@priya ji hiiiii online ho? aapse kuch puchna hai… zzzzz…
and alok bro ..rohit…bro…Vijay bro…prince..bro h r u..??…
Aby tum site per nahi aa rahe the to mujhe laga tum mujhse naraaj ho mujhe bhi bura lagta tha tum mujh per joke banaoge to mujhe itna bura nahi lagta magar naam sahi likha karo ye baat sabhi users ke liye hai
Tumne ab bhi wohi galti ki hai
@aby,..u hold some real boy qualities ..n thats what i proud of u!! tc!!
aman tumhare dost k saath bura hua bad luck..hope woh jaldi recover ho jae…meri aur se agrim k liye jald se jald thik ho jae..aise me dua krta hoon..god se!! ..yaar tum boys log apna khyaal rkh nhi paate..!! :) tc !!
ek ladki call kr rahi hai..hahahaha!!
mein usko wait girl bana k aata hoon!! :) :cool:
@ Lalitmangla ji sorry hehe ab to copy past kiya hai ab to Galati nahi ho sakti hehehe nd bhai ek prob Jo gayi thi iss liye ;)…
@dhiraj dear thank you so much dear kash ye dua Kabul ho jaye ….. nd dear mere kuch qualities Navya ko batao na dear ‘(…!!
Aby kya tum delhi aa rahe ho
just wait till11….
haan bolo..ab hoon online ….
bura mat manna priya ji just aise hi puch raha hu …. aapka BF haiii?????? mat maarooo maaat bachaaoooo …..kyuki sabhi ladkiya chidh jati hai…..!!! ;)….
no isme bura maane jaisa kuch nhi :)
no..i dont have BF (best friend or boyfriend) :) :)
ohhh Bach gaye yaar …..boy F hi pucha tha…..kyuki jayada se jyada ladkiya bura maan jati hai btw h r u??
hmmm fine & u ???
& whats going on ???
iam fine …..movie ja raha hu friends ke saath……!!!!!! 7:30 ka show……!!!!
Is site ki sabhi girls kahan gayi
Nic joke
Navya aby tumhari pahal ka intjaar kar raha hai
Lalitmangla ji ….thanks to share my feelings bhuhyhuhuhu’(…’(..’(…!
Toda hain sheesha dil haaye ke dard itna hua
ke…!
Rakhte hain paaon khaak par das baar dekh
kar….’(
Hamare yaar ne hamse pucha tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho ab unhe hum kya batain pyar dikhane ki chiz nahi 1 ehsas ka naam hai
right …! nd very nice thinking….!
Juda huye hain bohat log ik tum bhi sahi,
Ab itni si baat pe kya zindagi haraam
karain…..
Kai rog dey gai hai naye mausmon ki
barish,,
Mujhay yaad aa rahay hain mujhay bhool
janay walay..
Hi aby kese ho or tmra frnd kesa h
hiii subha se uski tabyet better hai ab oxygen mask nikal diya hai and hosh bhi aa gaya hai…….nd tumne mere previous comment ka jawab nahi diya…..
@aby,…m sure tumhara friend agrim jaldi thik ho jaega!!
@aby..smart question…hmm!! look agar tum apni qualities janna chahte ho to wait…….
u r!!
1.lovely
2.cool
3.helping
4.good sense of humour
5.caring
6.courageous
7.respective nature
8.cute
9.good patience
10.charismatic
LAST but NOT the LEAST a VERY GOOD PERSON!!…yeh details tumhein meine sense kia tab bataya!!
YOU GOT 8/10
10/10 KISI KO NHI DE SAKTA :( :)
thankyuuuuu …dear but aap ko 10/10 kyuki you got more qualitys than me and wich I can’t express it…
@Navya dekh lo mere dost se hi sun lo kyuki mai apni tarif nahi karta hehehehehe :)
Humm…. gud one
yes i m civil engineer…..
to ???
@deleted ji ….hmmm I thought your soft Eng …Mujhe dono me intrest hai mai ne kya karna chahiye ?(com Eng or civl) mera maths bahot weak hai…??
Priya ab bf bana lo
Apse related k T shrikwar h kya
Apse related koi ldki T shrikwar h kya
Navya tum kahna kya chahti ho main samjha nahi
Hey frnds…ap sb k liye dua mangi h maine…n…maalik ap sb ki hr muraad puri karega….
@ Dhiraj dear., bht din baad…?
@ Aby dear, ap ka frnd bht jaldi thk ho jayega…ap jaise dost us k sath h na…
@ Del bro, Ap k liye dua mangi h…gud hlth n man ki shanti…or…bhabhi k belan se chutkaara.. :P
@ Priya ji… Kaai kr riya ho aaj kaal…or..padhaai kyan chal ri h…
@ Navya ji..hw r u..? Hw was your day..?
@ Rashii ji, no rply..!!!
@ gud eve. al frnds..
TC..
Dipakji evrythng fine m alright ths means i m fine bs ek bande ki talash me hu
Deepak mere liye kuch nahi manga kam se kam 1 gf hi mang leta
thanx deepak……thanx a lot
@aby,..no i dont deserve 10/10…… but i dream of 20/10 :)
@Dear nd mr. singer Deepak,…yes!! apne boyfriend k saath tha….hahahahhahaha …woh ladkio se pehle mera deewana hai…. he kissed me a lot!! hahahaha!!! he is not intrested in any odr boys except me!! only love no sex!! except kissing lips..hahaha!!!
he is pure heterosexual or straight male!! nd i m pure non straight!!
:)
dear meri kuch khamiya bhi batana be jhijak plzzzzzz!!!!…
dhiraj tere boyfriend ka naam h
JAY the GAY
hehehehehehehehehe
Dosto bahot bore hai movie yaar :( !!!!
@Deepak bro….. thank you so much bro..
.!!TC
@Dhiraj dear …….lage raho…hehehe
heheheh call girl bahut experienced h
per pyar to pyar h
karegi to janegi hehehehehehehehehe
pyar mai sex ka maza 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times jyada aata h hehehehehehe
Aby tum to movie km site dkh rhe ho na now konsi filmwa dkhne gye theatrewa me aau filmwa me hero aau hiroyiniya konsi h
mai hu naaaaaa tumhare liye movie chod di
.
BARFI AAYA HU
Koi h idher
mai hu
Agr koi h to plz chat wid me coz mera mud nai study ka
Boring log koi onlin ek entainment reh jata h wo h fb usme sbse badi prblm ye h ki waha ek sath 50log onlin honge then jana cancel now mstjoke pe ja re joke dkhnge
Boring log koi onlin nahi h ek entainment reh jata h wo h fb usme sbse badi prblm ye h ki waha ek sath 50log onlin honge then jana cancel now mstjoke pe ja re joke dkhnge
Ye barfi relise ho gyi kya
hehehehe ha ho gayi
Btao yar relise ho gyi kya isme ranbin h kya
kya karu movie bhi bore ho rahi hai nd sab dosto ne apne apne GF laye hai bhuhuhu
dear, Apne Apne GF Nahi….Apni Apni GF likho…hehehe apne apne to GF nh BF k liye likha jaata h… :P
hehehehe bhai ye android kyebord ka parinaam hai hehehe
Relise ho gyi to tm kyu itna has re ho
Tum itna khush ho hapy to ranbir ko hona chahiye
Btao Tum itna khush ho hapy to ranbir ko hona chahiye
mai kaha khush hu tum nahi aayi mere saath movie ko…..:(
Navya ji, kn se bande ki talaash me ho…?
Kisi k nam ki supaari dene ka irada to nh h na….suna h mumbai me…paan wale kam or supari wale jyada milte h… :P :P
hehehehe deepak bro Jale pe namak chidak rahe ho
Na na dipakji aisi koi bat nai h hmra to kisi paan wale se contact b nai h he he he he
Ok gn frnds
Kyu aby tum apni wali item nai le k gye kya yar jb sb le k ja re the to tum b chle jate
nahi na wo chod gayi hame bhuhuhu 1mnth phle iss liye to tumhe pich rahe hai
Dipakji log jalne kis bat se lge muje smj nai aya
Dipakji Btaiye
war mujhpar kar rahi ho na? ??bhuhyhu
Kyu aby kyu gyi wo jarur tmri glti hogi tmne hi use jhagda kia hoga
mai itna bura bhi nahi Maine use ek park me dekha tha ek ldke ke saath bhuhuhuhu
Kya war
Bolo Kya war
tumhe pata hai ab bholi mat bano;)
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Night dosto
to kal subha hum sabhi apne eracted sex k saath milenge hehehehehehehehe
Nai yar abi me aise hi boli thi sahi keh rhe ho tum hoti h kuch ldkia asi jo kai ldko ko ek sath mamu bnati h muje b mumbai ane per pata chla hmre yha 95% ldkia mene yha asi hi dkhi
kyu tumne to bahot bura samjha na mujhe??? hum pune wale hai Mumbai wale nahi hegegr tum kiss type ki ho? ??
Navya ji, Deepak se Jalne k baare puch rahi ho… Are dear…Deepak ka kaam hi jalna hota h…
Ap k or Aby bro. K cmnt read kr k bht maza aYA.. Thnx to both of u..
Dipakji maje mt lijye wo koi apni x-grlfrnd k bare me bta ra h symphty ki jarurt h use he he he he
tum dono mere maje le rahe ho na???? bhuhuhuhuhu
Mere hostel me kai ldkia din 1000bar choti bato per b jhut bolti jin bato ka koi sence b nai hota h
dosto ghor kalyug h
ladkiya C mai dildo dal lengi per L nahi dalne dengi
or ladke ek lund hone k bavjood bhi 2-3 chut chahte h
ghor kalyug ghor kalyug hehehehehehehehehehe
Pyar karna takdeer main nahi hamari shayad isi liye hum akele hain hum to is darr se khud se bhi pyar nahi karte ki kanhi hum khud ko hi na kha dein
kya baat hai?????? good
Pyar karna takdeer main nahi hamari shayad isi liye hum akele hain hum to is darr se khud se bhi pyar nahi karte ki kanhi hum khud ko hi na kho dein
Aby Nai yar asa na h sory for that ok
wah mere samne comment kar rahi ho ( hehehehege) wala nd ab sorry
Aby Nai yar me maje nai le rai he he he he
don’t talk to me…
Thk h bat nai krungi
yahi better honga
Ok sory me ro rai has k nai bol rai
Again sory
Again sorry
Deepak & navya mene tum dono ke liye coment kiya uska jawab to do
Lalit bro, Aap k liye…mene…ap ki khushi mangi..or..ap k nanhi si pari k liye aashirwad manga.,
ha or sath me…ye b manga ki ap ki Dukaan hamesha sundar- 2 ladkiyo se bhari rahe..or..ap un gopiyo k kanhaya bane raho…
Finaly mene b decide kr lia nai bat krungi
Aby Maan b jaao bro, Dekho navya jo kita ro rahi h…mera cell geela ho gaya…in k aansuo seg.
ab wapas maje lo hamare ….:(
Oye aby agar tumhe navya se dosti nahi karni to bata de main apni fielding lagata hoon
GO AHEAD …..
Lalitji kuch nai bs yu hi puch rai thi
Tum puchna kya chahti thi
Kya kahte ho tum aby & navya
dekho bade bhai mai syly baat kar raha tha nd she was joking
Lalitji me yu hi puch ri thi dont take tensen
Navya ji…aap pr toh puri 1 book likhi jaa skti h…or us k baad b ap ko samaj pana mushkil h…
Pyar karna kabhi shauk tha hamara ab majboori ban gaya kyonki ab uske bagair hum jee nahi sakte
Are kahan gaye friends
yahi hai….
lalit ji ap ko rply kiya h..ck kr lena..
bahot pakau thi movie dosto dimaag pak gaya tha aur mere sabhi dost side me gfs ko kya kar rahe the……hehegehegegehe
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker khud ko akela paya hoga
Hmmmm
Kya baat hai deepak bahut badiya
kya haal h frnds
Badiya dost tum sunao kya ho raha hai
thik thak chal raha….. hai ….what’s going on there??….
chalo friends milta 12:30 ko party ja raha hu……!!!!
@lalitmangla ji check out your FB account….
Ok aby
ok joke :D
hmmm dhiraj achha hua thanks nhi bola aapne wrna……
Deepak ji ap k liye itna hi kahungi khush raho khush rakho meri trah :D
Aby ya aman, aman mere ek bhai ka name bi hai. Aby cute hain :) .
Aab so jati hun wrna kal leave leni padegi
good night friends
Rashii ye tumhara real naam hai kya nahi to apna real naam batao
Thnx Dear,
Sahi kaha ap ne…khush rahne k liye wajah ki talash krna bemaani h…hamesha khush raho..or khush rakho…just lyk u,,,
maine apni lyf me ap se jyada khush mizaaz ladki nh dekhi…
Wese dekha to ap ko b nh h…but…fir b ap best ho sb se….
gudnyt frndsssssssssssss
gudnyt frndssssd……..
Gud Nyt bro,
swt drmz,
TC..
@abe oye,..Devender,…jay mera boyfriend nhi tha..woh badhiya friend tha..samjha!!…abhi bhi mein uske liye accha dost hoon…no hate no jealousy samjha enderdev!!…
and aby hmm!!……rashii di,…no thanx for u for forever…kyunki..some relationship is special nd unique than..relations frm nearest ones!!…strong relations are not maintained by words u say..its maintained by your strong will..a last word a real word a true word of love…lasts in heart for forever…no matter whether you keep yourself going along with your friends or not!!..this is what i belive like i said…aby tumhari shortages…hope i can tell u…!!..subah phir khin jana hai…nhi to indian railway miss ho jaegi!!
yaar aby tum bollywood movies dekhte ho haha!!..Deepak ji apne boyfriend k saath busy nhi tha..okk!!..hehe!!…hey ab mein sweet dreams dekhne jaa raha hoon!!…hope aap sab bhi sweetdreams dekhe apni g.f ya b.f se share kiye bina haha!!…sapno mein sheela bagal mein munni hahaha!!!…hai naa enderdev devender!! ..by the way cmnts ka sensex kaafi upar chala gya :)
Hehehe:@ par already posted
gd mrng frndz*
hw r u all,?
@Del bro ajkal apki bahut kam shayri aa rhi hai?
@aur dear sabi dosto, kaise hai ap sub??
nilesh….kal mein travel kar raha tha and today too…..so plz wait for today evening….i will post…it….
very gud joke.
ASindhi family recd d coffin of their father from their son who was based ‘Hong Kong’ with a letter on top of the coffin”I am sending father’s dead body n with it d items u will asked for-Under father’ body r 12bottle of Black Label Whisky10packets of choclates&8packets of almonds.Father is wearing NIKE shoes for ABY,BaseBallCap for NAVYA,2Handbag each for Priya Prity in eacharm.Wearing 6shirts nshocks for DEL NCalvin Clien underwear for ADMIN.If anything I msd plz inform bcoz mother is also very serious.”