Pyar Karna Padta Hai Ya Ho Jata Hai?
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Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Kaha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Mann Mein Ek Parashann Hai Jo Kafi Time Se Tang Kar Raha Hai”
Baba Ji Muskura Ke Bole: “Bol Bachha, Aaj Mann Ke Parashann Ko Mann Se Bahar Nikal Ke Mann Halka Kar Le”
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Pyar Karna Padta Hai Ya Ho Jata Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya: “Ladki Sunder Ho Aur Scooty Par Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Badsurat Ho Aur Honda City Car Mein Ho To Karna Padta Hai”
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hello frndddddddddddddddds…….
baat 2 shi hai,it’s real……!!!!!!!!!!1
HONDACITY car wali se pyar karke,
fir Sccoty wali sunder ladkian ko ptao………
“DUNIA KI SB SE SUNDER LADKI ME AAP KYA DEKHOGE”
reply must……????????
boooooooooooooooooooooobs
big booooooooooooooooooobs
he he he……HONDA city wali chalegi…
@RASHI dear ye tumne kya keh diya…tume muj se dar lagta hai..nuje ye ummeed nhi thi..dosto ke liye aur desh ke liye to hum jaan dene ke liye taiyar rehte hain…wese galti tumari nhi hai…yaha pe hum log bate aisi karte hain ki har ladki sochti hogi ki ye sare ladke ek no. ke bigdail hain par rashi ji aisi baat bilkul nhi hai…..tumne bekaar ka dar paal rakha hai mere bare me……
@KALIYA tu to wakai bada ho gaya yaar……badi badi bate karne laga hai gud…
@RAAJ muje GF ke naam se koi feeling nhi hoti..meri ek GF thi Bhawana, muje dhoka deke shadi kar li…ab to muje GF naam se hi nafrat hai to teri baat se kya fark padega muje…..
yaar bro..Bhawna ne to Kisi aur se shaadi kar li.. meri waali ne to mujhe bhanak tak na lagne di ki uske mann me kuchh hai.. Aur jab uske mann ka pta laga mujhe tab tak kaafi der ho chuki thi.. Admin Bro yaad hai main ek baar kaha tha ki Chay waale ki demand badh gayi hai ab coffee chahiye.. ye tabhi ki baat hai.. Pata nahi koi samjha ya nahi.. zindagi ne mujhe sirf yahi sikhaya hai..kisi se koi ummed na rakho..khush rahoge.. Sorry bro ki tumhara ladki naam ki cheej se bharosa uth gaya hai..lekin jab bhi ladkiyon ke liye mann me nafrat aaye bus ek baar apni maa ko yaad kar lena.. pakka ye nafrat door ho jaayegi.. Aur kya kahun yaar.. bus shayd jo main apni gf ke sath nahi kar paaya thoda sa hasi majak wahi panchhy ya raashi ke sath karna chaha.. mujhe nahi maalum tha kisi ko is se dukh pahuchenga..
Prince N Kapil – tumlog kaha se kaha baat le ja rhe ho, ab aur sharminda nakar yaar me to bs ye chahta tha aur chahta rahunga ki ye site ki kuch bholi girls jaise, rashii,rosy,panchii,divya in sabko vulgar cmt na de ha insabko chhodkr jitna nonveg cmt pass karna h karo baki ladkiyo pr me kuch nhi bolunga, ab ise tumlog mujhe ladkiyo ka chamcha kaho ya ovr smart mujhe kuch fark nhi padta h bt mere cmt se koi hurt ho jaye to bahut bura lagta h jane anjane me mene tumhe past ki baatein yaad kra di ho to really vry Sry
I m agree with u bhai
Raaj Chhod na.. main to bus Kapil Ko thoda santy kar raha tha..lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki mere sath aisa nahi hua.. yaar Raaj tu to yaar really bindaas hai.. chal chhod purani baate..Aur pakkaa ab tujhe mere vulgar comment nahi dikhenge.. lekin chhed chhad to chalegi na… he he he.
Aur Raaj Sach Bataun to ek tarah se achha feel kar raha hoo ab… Tera gussa to yaar Mom ki tarah hai..ye comment likhne se pahle main tumhara Pancchy pe mere diye gaye comment ki reply maine padhi.. Pahle padhke lagta tha ki yaar kya bol diya maine..ab padhaa to laga..dost chahe to har mushkil ko aasan kar de aur aur aasani ko mushkil.. by the way mujhe sukun mila tumhara comment padhkar..aur sach kahun to mujhe tumhare hi comment ka intejaar tha..
Hehehe ye kya bol rha hai tu mera gussa mom ki tarah hai hehehe Dad ki tarah keh deta to kya jata be
Hi dosto,
GoOD MoRNinG..
Kitni bar padhe es joke ko…kuchh new nahi hai kya…1dum bad..
..RASHiI Spcl aapke liye…write kr rha hun..
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Dost hunde mehnge MOTI,
Ehna de Mull chukaye nahi jande,
Rakh sambaal k ehna nu,
Eh kdi gwaee nahi jande,
Vas jande ne sahan vich,
Har din nave bnaye nahi jande.
……Apko Comment krna PooJa hai, Apke Comment ka INTZAR Tapsya hai¤ Aa jaye Comment to Prasad hai
Or mil jaye koi Ishara to Apke Darshan h
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PANCHHI…JESSICA
ADMIN…SMEER
BANJARA…KAMDEV
PRINCE…DHIRAJ
ISHA…MOUSAM
…AND
…ALL
FRIEND
"AAPKE DARSHAN BADE JARURI HAIN…DARSHAN DO PRABHU"
TakE CarE
Bye,
Jack jaruri nhi jo tere liye purana hai vo sabke liye purana ho
Oye A D M I N
sorry…veere.
ki haal han tere…
Sadiya akhhan taras gyian tere cmt da diddar poun layi…
Saanu b yaad karde rha kro..
Or suna yaar…
koi gall nahi para ji… tujhadiya je akha taras gayiya ne te sade v kan taras gaye ne tujhadi meethi awaj sunan nu hhehehe
bas sab vadiya rabb di mehar hai
Para punjab da hega tu…sade punjab de loka di ta tour hi bakhri aa,
kithon da rehan wala e tu..
Jack… Main Punjab nahi Haryana da haan.. par haan Jatt Sikh, Virk…..
Main jalander da…
Koi gal ni Hai ta jatt…
Admin(sameer) ji aap ka phone kyu nhi lgta?
ye mat bolna ki mere fon mai blnc nhi hai qki mujhe pata hai ki aap or iss site ke kafi user ye hi bolege par aapka fon nhi lgta sachhi mai
or Suna KAISE HO SAB LOG
HI FRNDSSSSS KAISE HO?
Hi divya ji batao kaisi ho
h!!!!!!!!!!!!! Divyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa kesi ho Yaar.????????????
kesa chal rha hai………….
Hi Frenz
Jack bhai ki hal
Jack bole tho jacks pero
Are ye honda walikaha hain mujhe v bataoo main v honda se safar kar lu
Badi aa punjab ch ek baar ethye aa te jaa..
Honda ki tanu hummer waliyan b bdi mil ju…
Kaise ho brother KAMDEV ?
Tumhara ye org. Name hai kya?
bhai ji main hummer wali vekhi hoyi aa anj te sara punjab hi apna hai bas rahne assi Haryana chh aa..
baba ji agr metro mei ho to kya hoga
Metro mein ho to picha karna padega hehehe ki utar ke kaha jati hai
aur prince tu picha mat kariyo kyunki tu jis ladki ka picha karega hehehe vo pakka kisi aur se set hgogi
Nice joke
Baba sexidas Jay ho,
Baba ki Fouj Har jagah kargi Mouj……..jay ho_____jay ho _______BABA ji Jai ho…..
Aap wakayi mahan hai, Pahle to aap Sexguru thhe aur sex se related tips diya karte thhe, lekin humko thodi paresani hoti thhi kyuki hum log jo kaware hai, Ab humari ye v probulem solv ho gyai, kyuki ab aap ladkiya patane ka v tips dene lagey hai…….
Jay bhai… hehehe Baba Ji har samsya ka samdhan dete hai aur vo asal ke baba hai chinta na kar…
kabhi koi dikkat ho to Baba Ji se puch lena…..
I miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
Har PAL Har WAQT
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9 < 3
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Har SAANS
Or DIL ki har Dhadkan yahi kehti hai
"I MISS U ALL"
kaise ho tum sab??
h!!!!!!!!! Jack…….hw R U,
4 U
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING
Naresh bhai i m fine..
Aap apni sunao brother
Life is very short. . .
So break silly ego,
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes you "SMILE"
hi Jacks………age se dosto ka naam likho 2
mera naam nhi bhulna, Q.k,
”Dua apne lye mangna ibadat he.
Or,
Dua dusron k lye mangna khidmat hai.<~
Ibadat se jannat milti hai.
aur,
Khidmat se KHUDA milta hai…
Ye baba saxidas kahan milenge… Koi to address bata de, mujhe unse bahut kuch puchana hai…
bol jo bhi puchna hai
Puchhna ye hai Raashi Aapki kab ho rahi hai?
hmmmm…. pata nahi jaha tak ummed hai 101% nahi ho rahi…. kyunki usko hamare jaisi ladke kaha pasand aayenge.. usko to pade likhe educated tameej se bolne wale pasand hai.. aur hamara tameej to kya kameej se bhi kabhi vasta nahi pada….. mohalle mein baniyan pahan ke ghumte hai :(
Ek baat bat+u agr bura n mane to? Wo isiliye apki nahi ho rahi kyukii agar wo apki ho jaye to aap use din raat joke suna sunakar suna sunakr maar hi daloge hehe… ek baat to pakki hai jis din tu use seriously pooochega na to wo to kya kapil bhi tujhe haan bol dega heheh,,,
sahi kaha… babaji ki updesh kuch lalchi logo ke liye bilkul sahi hai
hi n hello frnds,
How r u?
Wife-sunoji, maine naye ditergent se meri panty dhoyi aur wo sukad ke chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karu?
Santa- ab usi detergent se teri choot b dho le to muze sex me jyada maza aayega.
Oye A D M I N……..me apki izat karta thha
per apne mujhe gaali deke mujhe hurt kya hai
me apko kbhi maaf nahi karonga..!!!!!!!!!!!
mene kab gali di be….. hadd hai…. mene to aaj tak tumhe koi mssg hi nahi kiya to gali kahe ki
A D M I NNNNNNNNN….tm jo v ho,
lgta hai tmri yaaddasht kmjor hai,
saale kutte kamine….."choice is Your"me dekh.(don't mind)hehehehehe
hmmm par us line ka matlab to kuch aur hi nikalta hai….
bhai matlb-vtlab kuchh bh ho,gaali to d,
me es syt pe atta hoon,mann behlane ke lye
or
yahan se sikha hai,k bs
PYAR HI PYARRRRR……
hr baar…hr pal bs,
PYR HI PYARRRRRRR……..
"KARO"!!!!!HAR EK LADKI SE.)))))))
so age se esa mat karna.???????????
ok dear main tujhe comment nahi dunga aaj ke baad kabhi.. na rahega baas na bajegi bansuri
Agar koi sexy larki BAIL GARI pr ho to
JPR
Hehehe car wali se mann bhar gya ab to sirf scooty wali hi chalegi
@rosy-kaha ho dear gana gau to aaogi, sham sabere me to rosy rosy kahunga… me to rosy ka gulam bankar rahunga, tumhe jo punishment dena h do bt ekbar to darshan de do pleaaaas
hi friends, im new here, and hope u all accept me. And this is really nice joke. But u know what, when its happen in real life, its very painful. My gf, she liv me bcoz i dont have much money. And her new bf, his rich, having honda city etc. But his very ''ayyash'' type boy, his playboy. She know verywell !!!! She also now that i really love her. From bottom of my heart. She playd with my heart. She was my first and love. But i dont have any anger or revenge or bad feeling for her. Actually i steal love her. I know only one thing if shes happy, then i m happy. God bless her.
Im so sorry to tell this to all of u. I just want to express my felling, actually my pain.
Friends now im feeling better. Injoy jokes by for now.
you know one thing my dear…there are a lot of types of girls.. some know how to use boys and some don't.. now it's depend on our self either we are to be used by or use for(ya to hum use ho ya use karen. ye maine english literature se churaya hai.. he he he. kaafi tough hai lekin chalta hai.) one more thing you can do in this situation not try to hurt himself. there are no good for such a thing.. just enjoy your break-up. do what you did not because of your girlfriend.. Give time to your friend and family. this will really help you.. if it don't. Ask kapil he is more genious than me in this criteria.. Baba ji(Admin Bro) also here to help you.. welcome to the world of laughter.
Baba Ji ka jawab yahi thha ki usko bottom from heart se LOVE nahi Top from the Penis se Love karna chahiye thha
aaj ke time mein 80% ladkiya and biwi apne pati ko ya bf ko isliye chhod deti hai ya kisi aur se setting karti hai coz unki sexual feelings ki satisfaction nahi hoti
if you know how to satisfy a girl in sax to vo ladki life mein kabhi tumhe chhod ke nahi jaayegi
mera ek friends thha uski GF hamesha use kahti thhi main tumse shadi nahi kar sakti mere parents nahi manege ye hai vo hai… kyunki vo ullu ka pathha us se sax nahi karta thha (coz vo usko real love karta thha) bas mene usko salah di ki ye le thodi se afeem aur usko kamre mein lejake tasalli baksh chod. taki vo tango pe khadi na ho sake.. kisi tarha samjha buja ke us se yahi kam karvaya to vo ladki us ke piche piche gumti thhi gifts ki line laga di. ye kar vo kar… par hehe fir ladke ne us se shadi na ki… ab ye na puchna kyu… kyunki main janta hun aap log samjhdar hai samajh jaoge
really?
ya i think ur right. I have to spend time with my family n friend. Thank u. or ha breakup injoy karne ke idea kafi alag hai, but i will try! U also have to come to join my breakup party, becoz this is ur idea. Thanks. :-)
are yaar koi baat nahi…
ladkiyon ki kami hai kya?
pyar jindagi bhar hota rahta hai, pahli baar me hi bold ho gaye ho.
take care bhai
Kabir..
Girls hoti hi aisi hai bhai..tension mt le bhai..
ya ur right jack. But ye sub bhoolna thooda mushkil hai. But thank u.
Beta too bewakoof hai agar usse pyar karta hai to uski family ko bata de
lalit yar uske gharwalo ko bolkar kya karu? Jab hi razi nahi to kya faida? But anyway thank u for ur advice. By
@ladkio ka to kaam hai..ek bandar se mann bhara to dusra bandar pakad li…bandariya sochti hai ki use insaan milega to woh uski galatfehmi hai…use chutiya bandar hi milega..
ha ha ha really funny ha!!!!! Kya bat hai.
gooooood
baba na bloa hoga to sach hi hoga
i’ll prefer the girl on scooty