Raat Ko Sex Achha Hota Hai?

Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.

Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.

Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?

Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.

Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?

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Husband- Darling, Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rhi He Thoda Sax Ho Jaye? BV- M@derchod Meri Chut Me Kya Nind Ki Goliya Bhari Hui Hai Jo Tujhe Nind Aa Jayegi

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Agar Husband Bhagwan Samaan Hota Hai
Decent Thought For All The Females: Agar Husband Bhagwan Samaan Hota Hai, To Boyfriend Ko Bhi, Chotta-Motta, .

Pati Ko Saza Kaise Di Jaye
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai, Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar

  44 Comments

  1. LUCKY says:

    mai mangta hu wo deti nhi ……. jawab meri bat ka

    deti hai to khada ho jata hai …….. rom rom jazbat ka

    kehti hai zara halke se dalo …….. gajre me phool gulab ka

    aur dalte hi jhad jata hai …….. patta patta gulab ka…

    1. Himanshu.the.don says:

      Bahut khooob lucky.
      Agar ye shayari Shri chodumal khan sahb ke muh se sunte to mera to jiwan dhanya ho jata.

  2. Aakash says:

    Jiski aankho mein aansu aur hotho pe hansi hogi to samajh lena…
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    uski lulli zip mein fhansi hogi..

  3. deleted says:

    Santa: Archaeologists found a hundred thousand year old jawbone of a female
    Jeeto: How do you know, it’s a woman’s jaw?
    Santa: It was still moving

    1. Admin says:

      Yupp.. jiske pass android ya iphone ya QR Scanner code wali apps hai vo directly SMS version ko apne mobile mein copy kar sakte hai ;)

      Abi detail mein HOW TO USE it likhna hai so it will take some time.. bcoz i m busy for 2 days

      1. Himanshu.the.don says:

        Ye bar code bi kisi jadu ke chiraag se kam nahi sala dikhta kya ha aur usme hota kya ha. I have gallex y android. I will use later.

  4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    ADMIN BRO, yha kisi b user se private baat karna mna hai. Ye to samjh me aata hai. But kisi ko good morning, good night etc bolna kuch samajh me nhi aaya. Jabki pahle aisa nhi tha. Lekin kyo BRO…??

    1. Admin says:

      Mene gn ya gm ko mana nahi kiya. Mene bola hai ki alag alag users ko alag alag comment mat karo. Ek hi comment me sabka nam likh ke gm ya gn nahi bol sakte kya.. priya ko alag rashi ko alag.. what does this mean?

  5. Priya says:

    Bindas sone ka,
    Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
    Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
    Boleto… Aina nahi dekhne ka,
    Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
    Boleto Good Night……….. to all of u :):)

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Hahahahahahahehehehehe…..
        Kya hua PRIYA JI apki bhi nind ud gyi kya…??
        Apko kya probm ho gyi…??hmmmm Hehehe…
        (bura mt maniyega ji..!! Kya khu dosro ko jabki meri kud ki halat kharab hai..)

  6. Dhiraj* says:

    .so gaya yeh janha..so gya aasman soo gayi saari manzile so gya hai rasta….haan aur mere friends bhi shayad soo gye hai par kucch jage hain…hahahaha!!..
    ….so goodnight friends…
    @rashii di,..khatta mittha dreams dekhiye…:)..aur jayzoo ko boliye jada ladkio k peeche naa bhaage sapno mein…kyunki mere bhole bhale jayzoo ko ladkia bhala fusla k..apne saath restaurent le jaaengi aur pet bhar k khana khaa k jayzoo ko bye bye kh dengi..aur saara bill jayzoo ko bharna padega..ab kya krein jayzoo ka dil hi kucch waisa hai..but aise bhi baat nhi hai..sabka yehi haal hai.:)
    ..abe oye jayzoo subah uthkar mujhe goodmornig sweetheart jarur bolna..nhi to..haha!!
    ………………………………………………………………
    @jayzoo tum se ek swaal tum apne nxt birth mein ..mujhe apna dost chahoge ya phir aur koi relation…???..means year 2100 mein:)..reply jarur krna..tc haha

    1. Jay says:

      Dhiraj sweetheart, Rashii dear, Admin bro, Priya ji, Sonam ji Nilesh bro, Del bro. Wanted bro, Himanshu, Benaam, Ashok n dear all frnds, Good Morning n have a nice Sunday !!

    1. Jay says:

      Rashii dear Aaj to mujhe dinner karne k turant baad hi need aa gayi aur me so gaya Q k mujhe need ki Goli jo mil gayi thhi :-( :) hehehe

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **GOOD MORNING DEAR ALL FRNDZ**
    Yar sabi dosto ko kya ho gya hai.. Jo sabi log itni rat me cmts karte hai.. Hmmmm

  8. Dhiraj* says:

    @jay,hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahah!!..meri bhootni ko dekhne ka ek raasta hai…sirf ek min tak meri aankhein dekh lo..hahaha..sorry friends ab kal mil paenge..tc everyone..
    bye the way yeh bhootni bahut jaanlewa hai..:)miss u jay..rashii di samir frn ragini frens!!

  9. alisha ali says:

    mere shadi hone wali hai nd m apn lovers k sath sex kar chuki hun. bt mere arrange mrg ho rhi hai.plz tell me k mere husband ko pta to nai chale ga k me pehle krwa chuki hun me nai chati k mere waja se mere parents led down hon..