Dosto, Sab Ko Deewali Mubarak Ho. Deewali Aap Sab Ke Ghar Mein Bahut Sari Khushiya Leke Aaye.

Aapke Dost Sameer Ki Taraf Se Sabko Happpyyyyy Deewaliiiiii (Mujhe Patakhe Send Karna Mat Bhulna)

Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha Ki Bhagwan Ki Sab Pooja Karte Hai

Main Raavan Ki Karta Hun Vo Free Hoga Kya Pata Meri Wishes Puri Kar De

To Usne Raavan Ki Puja Karni Start Kar Di 1 Year Ke Baad Ravan Ji Khush Hue Aur Santa Ko Darshan De Diye

Raavan Ne Socha Ki Main Isko 3 Wishes Dunga

Usne Santa Se Pucha: “Vatsa, Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”

Santa: “Mujhe 100 Vardaan De Do”

Raavan: “Par Main Sirf 3 Vardan Hi De Sakta Hun”

Santa: “Nahi, Mujhe 100 Vardan Hi Chahiye”

Raavan: “Nahi Ye Nahi Ho Sakta”

Santa: “Mene Tapsya Ki Hai Mujhe 100 Vardan Hi Chahiye”

Raavan: “Main Tumhe 3 Vardan Hi De Sakta Hun, Lene Hai To Bol Nahi To Main Chala”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue Bola: “Thik Hai Par Main Jo Bhi 3 Mangunga Vo Dene Honge”

Raavan: “Jarur, Ye Ek Rakshas Raj Raavan Ka Vada Hai”

Santa: “1st Vardan, Jo Aapke Shoulder Pe Gada Hai Ye Ek Ladki Ki Dandi (Stick) Ban Jaye”

Raavan: “Tathastu”

Santa: “Ab Ye Dandi Apni Gaand Mein Le Lo, Ander Tak”

Raavan Bechara Confused Par Bola: “Tathastu”

Uske Muh Se Dard Bhari Cheekhe Nikal Rahi Thhi Fir Bhi Vo Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Jaldi Jaldi 3rd Vardan Maang, Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Santa: “Ab Tum Mujhe Baki Ke 97 Vardan De Rahe Ho Ya Main Ye Dandi Vapis Gada Mein Badal Du, Bina Bahar Nikalvaye”

The Moral Of The Story: Management Will Not Yield To Your Simple Request Until U Can Give

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