Randi Ki Atamkatha Shayarana Andaaz Mein
Main Aayi Shehar Mein Logo Ne Mujhe Ghoora,
Bra Kholi Aur Mera Doodh Pee Gaye Poora,Ramu Chacha Aaye Aur Mera Daam Bol Diya,
Kuch Kahu Uske Pehle Mera Nada Khol Diya,Unki Ye Harkat Mujhe Lagi To Bahut Achi Thi,
Agle Hi Pal Unke Hath Mein Meri Kachhi Thi,Bed Pe Chadar Bichi Rang Birangi Thi,
Kuchh Hi Palon Mein Main Poori Nangi Thi,Unke Paas Na Koi I-Pill Na Koi Nirodh Tha,
Mere Man Mein Sirf Isi Baat Ka Virodh Tha,Usne Pakad Ke Mujhe Zor Se Bed Pe Gira Diya
Bina Kuch Kahe Apna Pura Andar Mere Dal DiyaDard To Hui Mujhe Bahut Par Pee Gayi Main Thodi Thodi
Chacha Ne Ab Dekh Mujhe Kaha Beta Ban Ja Ab Tu GodiChudne Se Pehle Jitna Main Darr Aur Gabra Rahi Thi
Ab Utna Aur Jyada Main Uska Apne Ander Le Rahi ThiLund Meri Choot Ki Waadiyo Mein Jane Kaha Kho Gaya,
Ab Niche Dekhiye Kahi Aapka Bhi Khada To Nahi Ho Gaya.Kahte Hai Ki Aagr Aapki Aankh Nishane Pe Hai To Aapko Koi Bhi Nahi Hara Sakta - Is Bachhe Ne To Chote Hote Se Hi Ye Kaam Start Kar DiyaOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Din Raat Dikhe Bas Mujhe Ek Hi Cheez
Pappu Ne Santa Se Puchha: “Papa, Mummy Ke Do Aur Cow Ke Chaar Kyu Hote Hai?” Santa: R ..- Lund Ko Salami, Ek Naye Andaaj Mein
Jab Tak Choot Pe Lund Naa Dhare Koi Aise Pyaar Muhabbat Ko Kya Kare Koi Lund Ho Mota Lamba Taaza Toh ..- Lage Raho Balko Lage Raho
Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Uttsukta Ko Dekh Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Kaha Hai. Jawani Mei ..- Greatest Quote Of The Year 2013
A Good Relation Does Not Need Any Promises & Conditions It Just Needs Two Wonderful People, One ..- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped
Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Pucha: “Agar Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Laga Ho To Tum Nimbu K ..Hindi Version
मैं आई शहर में लोगो ने मुझे घूरा,
ब्रा खोली और मेरा दूध पी गए पूरा,
रामू चाचा आये और मेरा दाम बोल दिया,
कुछ कहू उसके पहले मेरा नाडा खोल दिया,
उनकी ये हरकत मुझे लगी तो बहुत अच्छी थी,
अगले ही पल उनके हाथ में मेरी कच्छी थी,
बेद पे चादर बिच्छी रंग बिरंगी थी,
कुछ ही पलों में मैं पूरी नंगी थी,
उनके पास न कोई आई-पिल न कोई निरोध था,
मेरे मन में सिर्फ इसी बात का विरोध था,
उसने पकड़ के मुझे जोर से बेड पे गिरा दिया
बिना कुछ कहे अपना पूरा अन्दर मेरे डाल दिया
दर्द तो हुई मुझे बहुत पर पी गयी मैं थोड़ी थोड़ी
चाचा ने अब देख मुझे कहा बेटा बन जा अब तू घोड़ी
चुदने से पहले जितना मैं डर और घबरा रही थी
अब उतना और ज्यादा मैं उसका अपने अंदर ले रही थी
लंड मेरी चूत की वादियों में जाने कहा खो गया,
अब नीचे देखिये कही आपका भी खड़ा तो नहीं हो गया.
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Wah kya shayeri hai mera to sach main hi khada ho gaya
randi ka naam kya tha??hahahahahahaha!!..jisne ladko k khade kr diye kaan!!:)
…ladki ka lafda..
ek thi ladki apne ladke k saath knhi jaa rhi thi..
opposite side se dusri ladki apne ladke k saath haath pakde aa rahi thi..
pehli ladki:kya maal hai boss!!(ladke ko dekhkar)
(pehli ladki ne dusri tarf se aa rahi ladki ko takkar maar di..dusri ladki gussa ho gyi)
dusri ladki:abe andhi ki aulad dikhta nhi hai..takkar kisliye maari!!
pehli ladki:abe kaminee takkar tune maari thi..meine nhi..andha hoga tera baap
!!phir dono aapas mein ek dusre ka baal pakad ke khinchne lag jaati hain..
pehla ladka:abe bhosdike apni laila ko bol uska baal naa khiche warna tujhe yanhi behosh kr doonga!!
dusra ladka:abe madarchod teri laila..ko bol ladayi naa kre!
pehla ladka:abe madrchod kisko bola..tera baap hoga madarchod!!
..iss bich dono ladko me laat gunsa shuru ho jata hai..iss par dono ladkia..apne apne ladko ko khichti hain..phir thodi koshish k baad dono..log gaali dete hue apne raaste ho lete hain..aur khtein dekh lenge tum dono ko!!
pehli ladki:tum bahut gande ho..us ladke pe haath kyun uthya kya maal tha..kasam se!!
…….the end…..!!
o n: s!!
Kay bat ladki hoti hi dokebaz hai
Wellcome Fiza. Kafi bade cmnt de rhi ho. Keep it up.
Hmmmm…..
Yar batane me to sharm aa hi rha hai.. But such kho to mera b khada ho gya yar…:-):-):) ;-D:-PB-):-):-D
hehehehehehehe… abe fir mehnat safal hui :p
Baba sexidas ji ki jay ho..:-):-):)
Aise hi daily post ker diya ker yaar
Priya B R A jayanti hai kya aaj :o ?????
sala kis kis chiz ki jayanti hone lagi hai ab :P
chii chii chiiiii……….kitna galat samjhte ho tum…,,
chiii chiiii ??? muh me kuch gya kya ????
no…..aapki gandi soch pe chii chiiiiiiiiiiiii
agar wo ganda hota hai to ladkiya use pehanti hi kyo hai ??????
Happy “BRA” birthday frnds:-):-):) ;-DB-)8-)
Nilesh tume bi mubarak ho bra jayanti. Bagwan kare tum is din hazaron bra ke huk kholo.p
Yar, itni achi kismat kha hai yar….
Agar hoti to kasam se maza aa jata bhai…. hehehe…
Yaar hamare liye bhi kuchh aesi hi wish kar do.
Wow what a shyari
Bhai Admin aapne phir lund khada karwa diya………
Hehehehehehe….,…
Ab ye soyega kaise???????????????????????????????????????
3 4 Mukke mar zor se
Hamesha ke liye sulane ka irada hai kya admin bro……….??????????
hihihihihihihihihihihihi………..
ladke beshram kyun hote hain???
aur besharam ladko ko mein bhaw nhi deti!!
I m felng so hot, ye jokes padne ke bad. Frnds kuch karo yr control nhe ho raha
Thanda Pani Dal Lem, Ya Fridge Mein Beth Ja
Abe admin princy ko thande ki jarurat nahi, bande ki jarurat ha. Tuje bula rahi ha itna bi nahi samajte.D. Tabi kahta hun santa ke ghar kam jayo karo.P
hmmmmmm
..tum bhi kholo aur mein bhi kholti hoon…chhata yaar…kitni tej dhoop hai!!..
.GOOD AFTERNOON BOYzz!!
..Girlzz beware!!
o m :s!!
waah waah babaji kya khub kahi mast shayri hai hehehehehehehehhehe
..chalo naa khin chal k beithe hain..kitni der tak khada rakhoge!!
..ab raat ko milna ho paega boyzz till den bbye!
..GIRLZZ beware!!
n boys TAKECARE!!
..O N:S!!
@admin are yaar ramu nai ramo hai aur chacha kuy likha chalo koy bat nai tu apna yaar ae.
Admin Bhai ye joke to super duper h…ladkon ka to khada kr diya par girls par kya reaction hua hoga joke ka…?
Girls to jyada intrested hain joke mein.
Ohhh….hw shameless u boys
But joke accha ta ;)
What a joke. I am really really happy.
fadu shayari… mera v khada ho gaya…