Ek Ladka Raand Ko Line Maarte Hue Bola.

Ladka: “Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karu…”

Raand Gusse Se: “Behan Ke Laude, Chal Darshan Le, Dakshina De, Parsad Le Aur Chalta Ban, Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Line Mein Khade Hain“

Kon Kahta Hai Ladke Dokhebaaj Hote Hai - Vo Sirf Apni Life Mein Ek Bar Hi Bar Mohabbat Karte HaiTo Kyu Badnam Hai Ladke?

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Hindi Version

एक लड़का रंडी को लाइन मारते हुए बोला.

लड़का: "तुझ में रब दिखता है, यारा मैं क्या करू..."

रंडी गुस्से से: "बहन के लौड़े, चल दर्शन ले, दक्षिणा दे, परसाद ले और चलता बन, पीछे और भी भक्त लाइन में खड़े हैं"

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