Raunak To Bani Rahti Hai Na
Views: 21,634 - Posted on 17 Jun 2012
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hahahahahaha…Anuj bhai..tum..sacche kadardaan ho..bhagwan ke diye hue us bejod tohfe k… :P:P
hehehehhehehheheheh
:o Anuj :o :o :D :D:D:D
jyaada daath na dikha, tod dunga noo
heheheh,
ok,tod :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Aaiye dosto aj me apko duniya k sb se lucky insan ‘ satendar singh sodhi ‘ ki kahani sunata hu
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Satendar ka birth 7 july 1977 ko subah 7 baje hua,
7 bhai bahan the,
class me b hamesha us ka 7va nmbr ata tha,
usne bht mahnat kr k 7 ghr banaye
7 shaadiya ki
or bht saare paise kamakr sahar ka 7va sb amir admi bn gaya
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jyotshi na b us ko bol rakha tha ki 7 nmbr ap k liye bht lucky h..
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Us k sahar me 1 baar ghodo ki race hui , date thi 7 july or inam tha… lagaye hue paise ka 7 guna…
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Jyotshi k kahne pr usne apne saare paise 7nmbr k ghode pr laga diye…
Dosto us din ank jyotish ki duniya ka sb se bada chamtkar hua….
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Race me vo ghoda 7ve nmbr pr aya……!!
nice one!!!:))
Good Joke :)
abe tere is joke se mujhe ek mast se joke ka idea aya hai hehehe 1 2 din mein batata hun use bhi
nice joke admin n welcome back.
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thanks for publishing
<3*….bus teri ek muskurat se ..se mera sir sharm se jukh jata hai..
….mere hoto pe halki si muskaan hoti hai..baaki dil guldasta ban jata hai.
….teri unn pyaar bhari aankhon se..jab tu meri aur dekhe jata hai..
….lagta hai..ki ab yeh dil.teri aur chlae jaraha hai..
….teri chaht ko mein dekh sakti hun..teri har dhadkan ko sun sakti hoon..
….bus tu mera janm janmo ka saathi ban jaa..khuda kasam..tujhko apna khuda bana loongi..<3*
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:) Baba Ji thanx :ladayi
aapke G me keede lage :(
haha haha haha
Good joke
Sorry friends aaj mere bete ka janamdin tha isliye main coment nahi kar paya
mubarak ho lalitmangla ji ….
Thanks deleted bro
Mujhe to ye joke kal mila hi nahi,
Good one………
Baba ji ladki ke raunak pe bhi ek ho jaye……
Good morning to u all my frnds……
he he anujji
admin aaj hi wo manhus din h jis din mere leg …..bhubhuhu……
ohh chh chh chh bada bura hua tha ya tere sath, vese ek bat sach sach bata vo manhush din konsa tha jis din teri NUNNI kati thi and tu CNW bana tha
Jaam par jam peene se kya fayeda…?
Raat guzregi to saaree utar jaegi…..
Kisi ki nazr se piyo KHUDA ki qasam
Umr saaree nashe mein guzar jayegi
**GUD MRNING FRNDZ**
hw r u all….??
Gud joke… Hehehehe anuj..
Jab kisi user par joke bante hai, to sach kho to hume bahut maza aata hai…
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Jodha ke bade boobs dekh kar
tansen ne birbal se kaha- yaar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de ek lakh dunga.
… Birbal ne jodha ki bra mein 2
boond khujli wala powder daal
diya.
jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni,
khujli shuru ho gai.
usne akbar se kaha.
Akbr ne birbal se ilaaz pucha.
Birbal:agar kisi surile gane wale se chusva do toh zeher nikal jayega.
Akbar ne tansen ko chusne ka
hukum diya.
Tansen ka kaam to ho gaya.
Next day birbal ne 1 lakh rupye
maange,
tansen mukar kar gaya.
Birbal: Madarchod! main jaanta
tha, tu mukar jayega..
isliye maine 4 boond akbar ki
chaddi mein bhi daal diya hai,
saale abhi bulawa aata hi hoga….
Gud mrng doston.,
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@Lalit ji , hamare swt swt bhatije ko hum sb ki taraf se dher saari badhaai…
Thanks deepak
Tum sab 2-3 mahine main fir se uncle aunti banne wale ho
Fantastic Answer by DR.KALAM
To a Question asked in BBC,-Define Birthday ?
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Ans:The only Day in ur life, when u Cried,your Mother was Smiling.!
ek bar fir mubarak ho lalitmangla ji …….
hye good morning!!!!
admin aak ka joke? ???
Admin aaj ka joke publish nahi karna kya
Adminji aaj ka joke kidhar h?????????
Aaj ka joke phr nahi mila @Admin!
Nd lalit g haapy b’day to ur lovly baby..!
Nd sry 4 d late dear..!
gud 1 shayri @deleted g!!
@Piyush aapka jokes masttt tha..! Hahaha ;-)
Thanks nitesh
Oops my mistake…. galti se aaj ki date ki jagha 19 set ho gayi thi isliye joke aaj automatic publish nahi hua.. par ab mene kar diya hai :p
ye meri najar ka pahla aisa joke hai jispe sirf 1 comment aaya….
http://nonvegjokes.com/kya-tum-iska-matlab-jaante-ho-216.html
Hello friends
haha……very good anuj…..