Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho

Posted on 22 Aug 2010

Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.

Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.

Santa: “To Kya Meri Gaand Se TMT Ka Sariya Nikalwaogi?

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57 Responses to "Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho"

  1. salman khan says:

    admin apni maa bhen dono ko blue flim ki heroien bana do aur khud bhadwa banjao nonveg site mae ab wo maja nahi hai,admin maa ke lode teri bhen mae 4 lund ho aur gaand mae 2 lund ho aur moo mae 2 lund ho aur naak mae 1 lund ho to kitne paise lega……

  2. ravi says:

    abey monti tu bhi palak kha aur sariya ki dukan khol le

    kyon admin se apni ma bhen ek karwa rha h pese k liey

    • admin says:

      Ravi, bhai sahi bola yaar tu. Ye ma ka loda pata nahi kahan se aa gaya hai. Mujhe nafrat hai in jese logo se. Harami na khud kuch krne layak hote hai na kisi aur ko enjoy krne dete hai. Sale ko joke nahi ache lage to chup karke kyu nhi beth ta. Anyway thx for takning my side

  3. khali wwf champion says:

    MAE ADMIN AUR MONTY DONI KI BHEN KO CHODNA CHATHA HOON, RATE KI KOI DIKAT NAHI RATE BOLO APNA ,APNA AUR MERA 12 INCHES KA HAI TAU RATE US HISSAB SE BOLNA

  4. rupinder says:

    admin kya rate hai teri bhen ka,sabke samne nahi batana tau phone pe bata de phone no:09893059998

  5. DR.sagwaliya says:

    admin teri bhen ki gaand ka kya size hai

  6. yukti says:

    ladke log sab paalak khao

  7. kapil says:

    paise to hai nhi pr kisi ko chut marni ho to call me

  8. nagesh says:

    itna iron khane per lun iron ka ho jayega, "fir lohe ke chane chabana" phrase khatam ho jayega, naya phrase hoga
    "lohe ke lun..d se chudana"

  9. nagesh says:

    agar chut me dat hota to kya hota??

  10. Mahesh says:

    Iron is not bad sardar ballabh bhai patel ne palak ki sabji jyada khai thi is liye wo loh purush ban gaye

  11. MS says:

    wish u all of girls a very HAPPY RACCHHA BANDHAN

  12. sardar monty says:

    dosto mere 12 bajj gaye hai

  13. m...sardar says:

    aao meri behan ki chut le lo uske baad jab chut ho jaye tau pfir meri gaand mar lena, par paisi dena mat bhulna

  14. Monty Sardar says:

    @ ravi
    tu gussa na kar yaar meri behan ki aake free mein lele. ya paisi fir kabi adjust kar lenge

  15. mnty sardar says:

    hey koi jo meri bhen ki nipple chuse, phir chut mare. phir gaand mare aur beech beech mae moo mae bhi dhale
    rate hai sirf rs.50/-, aur pehle 5 customers ko 50% discount means rs.25/-

  16. maneesh says:

    gud joke yaar

  17. nagesh says:

    dear admin tum uska comments post hi kyon karte ho, galti tumhari bhi hai??? comments mat post karo in sabka. khud hi jhalla jayenge

    • admin says:

      Nagesh Bhai, Tujhe nahi pata harami kya kya bakwaskar raha hai kal ki date mein sale ne 103 comments kar diye hai. gand pe gand failiya ja raha hai
      aur hadd se jyada gandi galiya bak raha hai par chinta na kar uska dimag set karane ka tarika hai mere pass. tum shayad samajh bhi gaye honge
      apne aap bhag jayega. aur suna bhai kesa chal raha hai. mujhe to doc ne abhi jyada kam karne se mana kiya hai fir bhi koshish hai ki tum logo ko jokes milte rahe

  18. Anurag says:

    Ha mujhe achha laga.

  19. wesker says:

    tum yahan bakchodiyan ker rahe ho

  20. arif says:

    yukti mera palak khaogi

  21. azhaan says:

    admin ab is coment mein kya bura tha jotune post nahi kiya

  22. nagesh says:

    jan hai to jahan hai, jokes to phir bad me bhi post ho jayenge, tum fully rest karo, na hum kahin bhage ja rahe hai, na tum, apne health per dhyan do???

    • admin says:

      Nagesh, Thx bro for caring me n m fine now doc ne kaha hai ki finger ka jyada use nahi karna par hehehe thoda bahut to krna padta hai na

  23. ravi says:

    admin mujhe lagta h monty sardar bimaar h send him

    get well soon

  24. SUNIL JINDAL says:

    GOOD GANDU

  25. Asif says:

    Admin bro. Is rahul tiwari lkb ko sabak q nahi sikhaya? Aur iska yeh cmnt approve q kiya?

    • Admin says:

      Asif thanks par mujhe khud nahi samajh aa raha ki ye comment aproove hue kaisi… lagta hai sale harami worker logo ne time bachane ke liye sidha hi aproove kar diye thhe.

      Sach main kaha hai kisi syane ne.. kaam ko achi tarha se karna ho to usko khud karo.. dusre ke sahare karoge to esa hi hoga..

      Thanks Bro Asif…

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