Lady: “Itna Chota Sa Handbag 10000/- Ka? Itna Mehnga Kyun”

Shopkeeper: “Behanji, Ye Khalis Lund Ki Chamdi Ka Bana Handbag Hai, Thoda Sa Haath Pher Te Hi Suitcase Ban Jayega..“

Agar Aap Apni Girlfriend Ko Kuch Gift Leke Dena Chahte Hai - To Dekhe Ye Dress, Jise Pahan Ke Vo Rajkumari Lagegi

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