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Tang Aa Kar Sas Boli: “Aaj Aane De Mere Bete Ko, Usse Beth Ke Tassali Se Tumhari Kartoote Bataungi

Bahu: “Maaji, Koi Fayda Nahi

Saas: “Kyu?

Bahu: “Maaji Aapne Usko Beth Ke Samjhana Hai Aur Maine Raat Ko Let Ke

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 29 Jul 2014  75 Comments  18,874

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Sas: Ane De Mere Bete Ko Use Baith Kar Teri Kartute Bataungi. Bahu: Koi Fayda Nahi, Kyunki Aap Baith Kar Samjayengi Or Mai Rat Ko Let Kar.

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  75 Comments

  1. kaminey says:

    launde logon aur laundiya b dekhte hain kaun sabse latest gali yaha deta hai ye rahi meri

    LUND K DHAKKAN-CHUT K MAKKHAN

    1. justlikethat says:

      main is website ko ek mahine se follow kar raha hoon… nice jokes indeed.. specially kids seem to read it a lot

  2. priya says:

    Agar meri goolabi jhaate waali chut chaiye to apne lund par amul ka makkhan laga kar aana taki lund chut main fase nahin agar fas gaya to tutke hi baahar ayega…aur agar nikal gaya to chus chus ke makkhan ki gagah desi ghee nikaal dungi

    1. bunty says:

      priya ji agar aap mera gulabi tope wala lund dekhogi toh behosh ho jaogi aur agar galti se bhi maine tumko chod diya toh kisi aur se chudne ke layak nahin rahogi

  3. nilabh says:

    Admin, tum mahan ho mere gand ke saman ho! Tu kafi chalak nazar aata hai, mai comment pe comment kr rha hu or tu delete pe delete marte ja rhe ho aur to aur hud tb ho gayi jb tune mere se baad wale ka comment add kr diye or mere bare me likha gaya ur comment is awaiting moderation! Tune meri 3-3 comment ko delete kr diya, ab ye mat bolnj ki mere se submit ni hua h. Mai saaf dekh paa rha hu ki tune meri comment delete ki h. Ek jisme maine kaha h ki mai patna king h or 2 aise joke hain. Ab tu hi bata tune sahi kya h comment delete kr ke ya mai hi madarchod hu. Tere pr faisla chor diya.mai manta hu ki tu king ho is site ke iska ye matlab nhi nikalta ki sara maza hi kirkira kr do. Mai ladkiya pelte rha tu muhe hasi chaiye or comment se enjoyment chahiye. Aur mai haq se mang rha hu kyu ki tu isme kamyab ho.

    1. admin says:

      First of all Patna king ka Comment isliye remove hua kyunki usmein tum dalali kar rahe thhe, already maine 1 2 comment tumhare approve kar diye the par iska matlab nahi ki yahan dhanda start kar do
      2nd Tum kamkha hadd se jyada galiya de rahe ho, main kuch limit tak ladkiyo ke bare mein galat ya galiya approve kar sakta hun (Remember Kuch Limit Tak)
      Yahan bina vajah kisi ke comments delete nahi kiye jate, sites jokes ki hai jokes pado aur maje lo, par dalali ka dhanda yahan mat karo. otherwise i will disable the comments forever for everyone

  4. Rosy says:

    Wow admin u r simply great, muuaah! U r so polite wit every1 but u dont tolerate misbehaving. Thanks a lot.. I m realy impressed.. I must say!

  5. nilabh says:

    admin, aur to tb haad ho gayi jab sid ne talwar-wazi wale joke pe kuch likha r maine usko reply diya to tune us original comment ko remix andaaz me pes kar diya. Kya ye sahi h? Use BIHARIYON ki nhi pata ki hm kitne harami hote h. Mai comment krne ke liye kisi ko mana nhi krta jo chaho likh sakte ho, likho r maze kro lakin jab maine use comment kiya to tune wafadari dikhate hua use remix andaaz mein pes kr diya. Tu hi bata ?

    1. admin says:

      Nilabh, uska comment padd aur apna comment dekhta, kisi ki maa behan ek karne se koi Bihari ooncha nahi ho jata.
      Aur mujhe bilkul acha nahi lagta ki ek banda baki sari community ki aisi tesi kare
      Tune kaha Bihari Harami hoti hai, Bhai Harami ka matlab jake kisi dictionary mein dekh fir kabhi aage se ye word use kariyo
      aur agar karna ho to apne liye kar liyo bakiyo ne tera kya bigada hai

    1. admin says:

      Priya, maine tujhe kabhi choda hi nahi to main kese chutiya hua tera….
      And choot ke bagal mein Ass hole nahi Elephant hole hai, Kabhi check kariyo
      Vese tu sara din bakwas karti rahti hai, maine sach bol diya to teri gand jal gayi

  6. nilabh says:

    admin, dekh mai koi dalali nhi kr rha hu! Tu v janta hai ki yahan zayatar ek dusre ko nhi janta r agar mai dalali k bare me likh v diya to kya galat kiya .yaha sareaam chodne chudwane ki baat likhi jati h r mai thori information hi de diya toh kya galat kr diya. Maine ye v likha tha ki mai koi professional nhi hu is field me but aukat rakhta hu. Toh kya galat likha. Kya maine priyanka, palak, yukti, ko kisi dhande me bhej diya ya kisi ladke ko hi help kya aisa krne me. Aisa to kuch nhi hua. Aur jahan tak word ki baat h to yahan harek kism ke word use hote hi hain. To kya galat maine likh diya jo tujhe nagwar guzar gaya. Maine na hi kuch galat likha h, na hi kisi ki rape karwayi h, na hi kisi ko sex ki suwidha dilwa di h.gaur karne wali bat hai ki maine koi mob.no. to display nhi kya. To baat kahan badh ti. So ab tu v samajh gaya hoga meri baat ko.maine enjoy karwaya na ki no. Deke baat ko proceed kya. Gaur karne ki yahi baat thi. Mujhe lagta h ab tu samajh gaya hoga.

    1. admin says:

      Nilabh Bhai, Yaar why you are thinking like that, Apni soch ko wide kar
      aaj tune dalali ka likha par sirf majak kiya par sala kal ko aur bhi likhega koi
      tune apna No nahi diya vo dega aur pata nahi us jaisi 1000 ya 2000 aa jayenge.
      Bhai Kyu tum log mere liye mushkile bhada rahe ho. jaruri nahi sab tere jaisi majak karne wale ho
      Mere se puch jyada nahi to aaj tak 200+ ladkiyo ke comment delete kiye hai jo ki randiya thhi aur apna No site pe chod gayi thhi
      Tumko bada asan lagta hoga mera kam, ya kisi ka comment delete karna. Bhai main tum logo ko khush rakhna chahta hun fir kyu mera khoon fook dete ho
      Kabhi socha hai jitni der main tum logo se behas karta hun ya faltto ke jawab deta hun utni der mein koi acha sa joke ban sakta hai… please think about it

  7. nilabh says:

    admin, jahan tk baat h, harami word ki toh hm biharyon ko pata h iski meaning. ise dictonary mein dikhne ki jarurat nhi.aur haan jise isko acchi tarah samajhni h wo patna aa jaye. Dictonary se acche andaaz mein samjhunga. Khair tu samajh gya hoga mai kya isaara kr rha hu. Waise mujhe tere se koi dusmani nhi h lakin kabhi- kabhi tu aisee harkat kr dete ho ki bheja garam ho jata h. Overall tu thik hai lakin aage se meri sikayat ka khayal rakhna!

    1. admin says:

      Nilabh, Teri sari baatein thik hai par Jo tune Dhamki mein samjhaya hai na usko pyar se bhi samjha sakta thha
      And rahi baat Agar bihari top hote hai to Jatt Sikh bhi Rocket Launcher hote hai
      Khair tubhi samajh gaya hoga main kya Ishara kar raha hun, aur mujhe bhi tere se koi Dushmani nahi hai,
      Kabhi kabhi tu bhi esi baatein volta hai jis se bheja garam ho jata hai, Over all galat tu bhi nahi, bas kabhi kabhi esa ho jata hai

    1. admin says:

      Kaminey Bhai sach bolu maine koi bhi No save nahi kiya, Tu khud bata Randiyo ke number ikathe karke maine kya krna thha. aage se ab koi aayi to de dunga

  8. nilabh says:

    Admin, it's ok. Mera tere se koi personal sikayat nhi h r teri baat ko overall samajh gaya. Lakin tu mere comment ka v khayal rakha agli bar se. R mai thori sid ki khabar le leta hu . Nhi to tu hi samjha de usko ki agli bar se thoda hisab se comment likhe mere bare mein. Nhi to admin bhai mai use samjhadunga apne tarike se.

    1. admin says:

      Ok, Aage se main thoda sa time aur spend kiya karunga har ek comment ko dhayan se padne ka taki koi kisi ko gali na de sake. Sid ne comment chota likha tha isliye jaldi mein approve ho gaya aur tune usko galiyo ka tokra bhar ke bheja tha vo meri nazar mein aa gaya. but any way main bhi dhayan rakha karunga

  9. kaminey says:

    abe admin tu sota vota hai k nai 24×7 yei karta hai ya tu koi robo hai abi b cmmt aprov karra hai sube b sham b karta reta hai

    age kya hai is site ki

    1. admin says:

      Rosy ji thank u par vo kya hai mujhe na job shob ka dil nhi krta. Mujhe bas vo kam chahiye jisse kisi ka dil na dukhe or job mein ye sab chalta rhta hai.

  10. smart says:

    Life is all about 3 things -"winning,losing & sharing.winning others heart.losing bad things & sharing Happy Moments …. Thats LIFE .. Have a good day !

  11. DHIRAJ says:

    Kya art hai smart mein…life means WLS right.Smart u r so sexy n intelegentleman.Mujhe aise type k sexy guy pasand ate hai..n jiski baton mein sex jhalakta hai woh mujhe sexi nahilagte.

  12. bobby says:

    oye tum sab log www kyon kar rahe ho ladkiya dekh rahi hain lundo k ladai mere bhai

    ladki set karo aur unpar karo chadai taki karaye tumse chudai happy chudai mere bhai

    1. jatt fantasy says:

      hi renu… tumhe b yoga krna chahiye.its good for health fiker not mein tumhe yoga krna sikhaunga . aakhir dost hi dost k kam aate h.

  13. Pratap Singh says:

    Nilabh Tu Agar Bihari Hai To Me Bhi UP Ka Hu Tere Jaise 376 Ki Roz Marta Hu Agar Age Se Admin Se Aise Baat Ki Ya Kisi Ko Dhamki Di To Me Teri Gaand mar Dunga