Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara

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Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Apni School Ki Yaado Ko Taza Karte Hue Ek Sher Bolte Hai.

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara,

Irshad Irshad…

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamakta Sitara,

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29 Responses to "Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara"

  1. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ areee chodumal tvi to kaha gaya hai " put ke paoo palne me hee dikh jate hai "

    ya fir kehte hai na ki " sursj ki pehli kiran hee bata deti hai aaj ka saam kaisa hoga "

    @ aur jay bhai bataiye kaise ho aap sb ?

    @ rashhi g exam kaisa chal raha hai aapka ?

    @ metrix bhai aap kahi bisy rehte hai kya, dikhaai nahi de rahe hai ?

    @ panchhi g aap kaha kho gayi hai ?

  2. Anuj says:

    wah ye to bahat hi tez nikle hehehehe

  3. Aki says:

    hahahahahahaha acha hai bhai

  4. sonu says:

    Suhaag raat,

    Biwi pati se boli..

    Dekho Plz

    mere pass mat aana

    Pati- Kyu…

    Patni-Maine Mummi se

    vada kiya tha ki shaadi

    ke baad ye sab chhod

    dungi….

  5. Wanted says:

    RAASHIII

    is jami k chand ko aasma ka chand mubark ho… eid mubarak ho..

    • Wanted says:

      RAASHIII

      tu jo chahe wo tera ho,

      roshan raate or khubsurat swera ho,

      jari rhe apni dosti ka silsila,

      kamyabi ki hr mnzil pr dost mera ho.

      bst of luch 4 ur exmas. intzar kr rha hu aapke free hone ka.. kuch khna hai aapse..

  6. rocky says:

    To Admin,

    I m regular regular of nonvegjokes.com & mastjokes.com (recently you launched) on daily basis for the last 8 months. And today, I want to inform you that I have seen that all the jokes of Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab is worst, irritating, is the worst, worst, worst… of no use at all.

    If possible just block those jokes…..

    • Admin says:

      hmm May be u r right…

      but dear u r the only one who is complaining about chodumal… i m daily receiving many mails where people only want Chodumal jokes. and they love to read them.

      So i highly suggest you if u dont like them just ignore them

      Thanks

    • Sunny verma says:

      u r right.

  7. N.khan says:

    hehehehe

  8. deleted says:

    I did not get this joke on my mobile……why….

  9. Pearl(°) says:

    Del,

    Dear hum acche se hain..aapne humara haal chaal pucha bada accha laga..aap bhi apna khayal rakhna..tc dear.
    SUMTHING 4 U…..
    ..iss dil ko nahi malum kya kahein aapse,
    aap ek insaan hain jismein saanse,dhadkan aur pyaar hai,
    iss khuda k uphaar ko salamat rakhiyega..jisse hum bhi aapko apni duaon k uphaar se sushobit kr sake..aap hamesha sadabahar rahein,
    pyaar k phool aur phal hamesha aap k saath rahe,
    aur aapki dilki daliyon mein hum apna ghosla bana sake,
    aur khuda k dhoop,chanw,raat din,barish aapko bade pyaar se sinchte rahe,
    u r nice del..tc:).

    • deleted says:

      @ pearl ji

      I m still recovering from injury . Thanx for your concern

      This joke is for u

      Girl`s status on Facebook: `Feeling sad!`

      131 likes….50 comments

      Boy`s status: 'Going to commit suicide!'

      2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!

  10. Pearl(°) says:

    @Phycology..
    kya ab thik hai mera naam,
    aapka naam sanskaran kisi laboratory mein kiya gaya tha?…i mean aapka real name kya hai??

    • PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ thnx g salah man-ne ke liye, aapka naam ab bilkul theek hai !

      @ aap to jante hee hai ki yaha ke sare user apna naam chupate hai,

      jiski sayad koi jarurt nahi hai , mere samajh se !

      PHYCHOLOGY ne mujhe bahut kuch diya hai so maine aisa naam rakhaa !

      @ aap sare user ko batana chahunga ki mere naam "RAJEEV GOUTAM" hai !

  11. NISHU (Indian Airfor says:

    Hi frnd i m new user..& i want to frndshp anyone

    Nice joke

  12. pankaj says:

    hiiii frnds……sabko happy eid aur ganesh chaturthi……..

  13. Pearl(°) says:

    @del,..u r right…aajkal girls k status mein cmnts n likes jada hai..as compare 2 boys….suicide k baare mein sochna asaan hota hai..karna mushkil..shayad sab agree na ho mujhse..

    del injured ho tum bahut bura laga sun kar…i wish ki god tumhe aaj he theek kar de…but i pray to god tumhari injury jald se jald theek ho jaye dear…but life mein mast rahne ka…take care…god bless u dear:)..byeee!!

    • deleted says:

      @ pearl

      Yaar wo to joke tha…koi suicide nahi karne wala.

      Yeah I had an accident in june, gone thru 2 operations on left leg.it will take time to walk again.

      That's y I m always online.

  14. deleted says:

    What is the difference between men and pigs?

    Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

  15. Mausam says:

    hahahhaa ye chodumal bhi lagtaa he badaa hi khurapaati.
    bahut achchhaa he

  16. Sunny verma says:

    What a worst joke

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