Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge

Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha: “Agar Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho Toh Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge?

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 26 Jul 2014  5 Comments  86,762

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  5 Comments

  1. delhi don says:

    abe chutiye Chhetri,d.dun….. jaise tu lagatar 20 baar chudai nahi kar sakta waise hi wo kaise kar sakta hai…. jiska 1 min me hi jhad jata hai….. thoda dimag laga……..sara dimag ch*** me hi laga rakha hai

  2. VICKY says:

    aisa lund hi kya jo 1 min me jhad jaye stamina ni hai kya

    agr nhi hai to apne vali ko mere pass bhej de chut fat dunga

  3. abheysoonsaaley says:

    baat 1 min ka nahi hai…mere yaron.Nari mei jitni dam hogi maal utna jaldhee jhadre ga…;)