Sach Bolne Wala Nauker
Views: 35,788 - Posted on 01 Mar 2012
"Aaj Ke Time Mein Naukar Log Hamesha Juth Bolte Hai Aur Baat Ko Chupate Hai, Par Is Naukar Ne Saf Saf Sachayi Bata Di."
Maalik Guuse Se Chillata Hua Naukar Ko Bola.
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Naukar Ghabrate Hue Bola: “Saab Ji Galti Ho Gayi, Main Samjha Tha Ki Madam Naha Rahi Hai“
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मालिक गूसे से चिल्लाता हुआ नौकर को बोला.
मालिक: "तुम बाथरूम में सीधा घुस आए, क्या तुम्हे पता नहीं था की मैं नहा रहा हूँ?"
नौकर घबराते हुए बोला: "साब जी गलती हो गयी, मैं समझा था की मैडम नहा रही है"
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:-P shareef sidha bhola masoom naukar
Shriman admin ji apko kaise pta hum ghr fool lekr aate hain :)
jay dear shukriya isliye ki aapne hume smjha :)
dhiraj ji kaha gyb rhte ho ap?
Wanted ji kitna busy rhte ho ap??
Deleted ji ji ha wo humari hi id hain
hps ji hum apni fb id per apni pic nhi lgate toh najr kaise lagegi :-D
Priya ji hum mind nhi karte
Nilesh ji ap kya karte ho?
Anuj ji jay dear ko kyu tng krte ho ap?
Prince the proudy boy kaha hain aj?
@Rashi ji waah Jay dear???????
waise mai nhi gya tha use tang karne :)
wo khud apna G le kar mere pass aaya hai…
ab Churi Kharbuje pe girao ya Kharbuje ko Churi par girao baat baraber hai ;)
Rashi ji , profile pic kiski lgai h , bahut sundar ladki ki h….
Khushiyon Ka Waqt Bhi Kabhi Aa Hi “Jayega..” ***Ae Dost ***
Q Ki Gam Bhi To Mil Rahe Hai Tamanna Kiye Bagair.
Study..
hahahahahaha ultimate joke……!!
rashii me bhi isi duniya m rhti hu ;) mera name likhna bhool gyi , bhuuuuu
joke suna hua h admin jiiiii……….
Gööd one…. But old
@rashii di, kanhi nhi..bus aap logo k dilo mein:)
naina ji hum bhule nhi jb hum cmt type kar rahe the toh cmt complete karne se pehle hi hume jana pada tha isliye jaldi jaldi me half cmt hi submit kar diya tha. Ap kaisi ho?
Dhiraj ji toh fir ap dikhte kyu nhi ho?
Deleted ji agr hum kahe wo humari hi pic hain to kya ap believe kroge ? :)
Anuj ji kharbuje ka katna jaruri hain kya?
Prince the proudy boy joke ki jagah shyari kyu?
Admin ji abhi hum lappy se w2h per aaye the
Kash Fb pe “Add as girlfriend” ka option hota. Sala propose krne ka panga hi khatm.
Accept kar liya to maan gayi nahi to fb pe Konsi Ladkiya kam Hain.. :-D
@Rashi ji :o lappy se… Ab to maze honge w2h pe.
Aur agr kharbuje ko nhi kata to wo kharab ho jayega ;)
………..GOODNIGHT FRIENDS…….
10TH march tak phir gayab honewala hoon..
@prince..bura ladka…jo bhata hai soo hota nhi jo hota hai soo bhata nhi…kon si fil dikhaega agli baar mujhe haha!!
..@jay…apna khyal rakhna.chalta hoon..
Is Baar….Hindi Film Dekhenge..
..LIFE IS WASTE WITHOUT…
om namah shivay
jay shree ram
bramha vishnu mahesh
:)
SOMETHING TO FRIENDS…
aaj kal ho jaega
kal parso
par ae mere dosto
pyaar iss qadar karo
ki woh badtha jae
chahe hum nafrat bhi kre tumse barso….
..GOOD NIGHT…
every second i change..
every minute i change..
every hour i change..
agar ek sec k baad i change hota hai to j aata hai to 1hr k baad kon sa alphabet aaega???????:)
1 ques to All of u…
‘ANSWER JRUR DENA’
1 ladka
1 ladki k
pass se gujarta hua bola -1 4 3
ladki boli
2 8 1 9
ladki ne kya kaha.. ..
Reply plzzzz. . :>
Bhai (brother)
Nilesh ji..aaj aap invisble… :)
Busy hone ki wajh se nhi aa ska.
Kaisi hai ap?
Ohh ok..m good n u?
Mai b good, online ho kya..?
Haan
Ohhh…. Hehehe….
Mai to abhi khana kha rha hu.. & tum…??
mai toh thodi thodi Study+chat :p
Thodi thodi…. Hehehehe…
Tumhare b exam najdik hai kya…?
noo .. abi exms nahi h tbi to thodi thodi :p
Hmmmm… Priya. Tum to…. Hehehe..
hmm..iska meaning?
Koi bat puchne pr log muh kholkar han me jawab dete hai. Hmm… Ka matlab yhi jawab muh band karke dete hai.. Hehehehe..
Hmmmmm..Tab Bolte Hain Nilesh Bro+Priya D Jab Aadmi Kuchh Soch Raha Ho Jawab Dene Se Pahle Ya Kuchh Sun Kar Soch Raha Ho…Ye Tab Hota Hai Jab Admi Partially Saamne Waale Se Asahmat Ho But Asahmati Dikhane Se Pahle Soch Raha Ho Ki Usne Sahi Kaha Ya Galat… Uff..Hmmmmmmm. HaHaHaHa.
priya ji kaisi h aap ? bahut que puch rahi h?
Bht kaha 1st hi to pucha h..
&
theek hu,ap kaise ho?
Ajkal site pr bahut km frndz aa rhe hai.. What is reason dosto..??
Holi & Exams aa rhe h na ab..usi me busy honge sb.:p :p
Priya apko &dear all frndz ap sabhi logo ko HOLI ki hardik subh kamnaye….
Hum early wishes accept nahi krte..ok
But why PRIYA…???
Sorry , agar ap except nhi karna chahti to mt kijiye… Ye apki marzi hai..
But all frndz ap log b yhi sochte ho kya…??
Ohh are kya hua?maine to aise hi bol dia.hmm
Aise hi bol di ap.
Iska kya matlab hai…??
Aive hii…
Okk..bye
good night:)
tc
Same 2 u.. Dost
Bye bye… tc.
gud morng to all friends…..kal promotion list aa gyi ab to parties ka daur chlne wala h….
@nilesh ji aap bhi der raat wali category mein aa gye ho…tum kya kare ho nilesh?
@priya ji hume kuch computer mein problem aaye g e to aap ko yaad karenge,,,,ab post graduation kar rahi h na?
@Rashi ji aap kaisi h…? raat ko site par aana band kar diya kya?
@Admin….ab meine topi nahi pahan rakhi h,,,,sardi chali gyi ab…hehehe…tum bhi sunglasses utar do….
@wanted bro tum nahi aate ?
@jay how r u ? tum Bihar mein kaha se belong karte ho Jay…mere 90% colegues waha se h …so i know most parts of it….aur Dhiraj ka bhi address batao zra….
@HPS… VeerG ke haal ne tuwade?
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai
1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd PHD
4th chor hai
Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi?
Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai….
Dekh Leta Hu Teri Pic Apne Mobile Me To Mil Jaata Hai Sukoon Dil ko…..
Mere Ghamo Ka ilaaz Bhi Kitna Sureela Hai..
DIL Tha Akela aur gham Thee hazaron,
Akele ko mil Kar Hazaron Ne Loota..
Katraane Laga Hai Mera Saaya Bhi Ab Mere Sath Chalane Se
Itana Tanha Kar Gai Vo Mujhe Meri Jindagi Se Jaate Jaate.
who kon …..pirya,,
Duba Do Apni Kashti Ko Kinare Dhoondne Walon,
Yeh Dariya-e-Mohabbat Hai Yahan Sahil Nahin Hota….
kya baat he yaar tum to sayer ho gae
koi nhi roj madam ki leta tha aaj saab ki lele.
Admi mast jokes par jokes submit kiye h kaise lahe btana zaroor…
ye aap log konsi time chat karte ho….
Purana hai