Sach Bulvane Wala Meter
Views: 51,046 - Posted on 12 Jun 2011
Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue Kaha
Pati: “Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar Chudvaya Hai?”
Patni: “Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi”
Pati: “Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu?”
Patni: “Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se Chudva Liya Thha”
Pati: “Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya?”
Patni: “Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya”
Pati: “Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun”
Patni Gusse Mein Aakar: “Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter, Jitni Baat Mene Chudvaya Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number Nahi Honge“
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College Mein Ek Professor Bhooto Ke Baare Mein Bachhon Ko Lecture De Raha Tha, Aur Hall Mein Keval L ..- Doctor Ka Gussa Najayaz Tha
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Esliye log kehte hai kisiko jyada Ungli Nhi Krni Chahiye
hehehe bahut accha jokes hai, Lagta hai Meter digital nahi thha.
@Jay Baba ka l**d wala tokra lauta de. Mera L**D le liya kr
Arey mera Anuj aa gaya Aaja-Aaja merey pyare Anuj pahle tujhe pyar bhari Pappi de du……puch…puch..puch…puch.
Abey ye kya tere muh se durgandh aa rahi hai, Kaha se Ghatiya, Sadela Lolipop choos ke aa raha hai ????
………..hehehehe…..Gatiya aur Sada huwa lolipop choosega to Dant sad jayenge.
ye ley colget aur brush din me do bar muh aur dant saaf kiya kar…….hehehe
Abe jay tune babaji ke lolypop ko Ghatiya, Sadela kaha! ha..ha..
vo gatiya aur sadela isliye thha kyunki mene teri gaand marke direct uske muh mein de diya thha bina wash kiye
Hehehehe JAY yar tune kitne lollypop chuse hai jo tujhko sabhi ka swad pata hai
Dear All frnds,
Humara ek frnds hai, jo apni esi nonveg site ka hai, Wo mobile repair ka kaam karta hai aur uski abvi jaldi hi shadi huyi hai aur jis ladki se uski shadi huyi hai wo v Mobile compny me kam karti hai”
Mera frnd jab suhagrat ko Ghungat uthane lga to uski Bivi Boli:-
Braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye”
Bed pr bithane k liye 1 dabaye
Ghungat uthane k liye 2 dabaye
Batein krne k liye 3 dabaye
Soney k liye 4 dabaye
Mera frnd bol:
Ab ye bi bta do Bache paida krne k liye kya dabau ?
Bivi boli system is nmbr ki shanakht ni kr pa raha hai.
Braye mehrbani Puri jankari k liye meri Mammy sy contact karyen.
Mujse Shadi krne k liye Shukria!!!!!
Dosto jab maine us se pucha ki teri suhagraat kaisi rahi to usne ye story mujhe sunaya.
@he he he ha ha ha hu hu hu hu
best joke
must jok hai bhai…
hi ha ha ha hiiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha sala chla tha meter lgaane ye sunkar to usko kitne meter lage honge
oye panchhi tu pass ho gyi parti de di or mujhe invite bhi nahi kiya thik hai yaar chlo thank god tum pass ho gyi or 62% marks achchhe hain yaar mai 35%se hi gujara karta tha
heheh oye me kya karu yaar jb teri ek tang lanka me rehti hai aur dusri kolkata me :((
agr roj cment dete to aj ye din na dekhne padta vese koi bat ni exames to chalte rehte hai aur parties v …dobara miss mt krna…nd thanksss jaann
Maths tells us three of the saddest love stories
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¤Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
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¤Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
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¤And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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And people say Maths is boring..!!
wow..dats realy gud……;)
Nice joke, baba g ek jagah galat likh gaya hai
patni- "EK BAT BHI NHI" k jagah "ek bar bhi nahi" hona chahiye
Baba ji jab Doctor thhe to unke yaha ek ladki aayi
jiska pait kharab ho gaya thha to wo BABA ji ko yun bataney lagi..
Doctor sahib subaha se Network kharab hy,
Misscall pe misscall Aa rahi hain,
Outgoing bilkul free hai,
Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hain,
Pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,
Jitna load karo sab khatam.
Baba ji bole baccha mai to LUnd ka doctor hun, Teri mobile me problem hai to Banjara ke pash chala ja wo teri mobile repair kar dega….hehehe
Nice
Rashii ji aap ko CID ka pyaar bhara namaskar……kesi hai aap…
Baba ji:- mere pese de do nahi to dekiyo mai custmer change kar lunga…… :p :p
mene tere ko advance diya thha pahle vo lauta
Hi rashi ji. How are you?
Jinda hain hum or kuch
Janu tumhe hua kya hai pata to chale.. ese ukhdi ukhdi baatein kyu kar rahi hi :(
vese to hamesha hi ese karti ho par aaj kuch jyada lag raha hai… chalo ab achhe bache ki tarha bhaiya ko (matrix) ko maaf karo aur mujhe hass ke dikhao….
aur pls brush kar lena kyunki tumhare peele daant dekh ke mera Butta khane ka dil kar aata hai
Bahi tum Bhutte ki chinta kyu kartey hai ?
Aapka jab v Bhutte khane ka dil karey mujhse bol dena mai apne khet ka taza-taza bhutta aapko khilaunga……hehehehe
Sometimes we unnecessarily complicat our lives because we think that the more effort we put into something the better is turns out.
Hahahaha nice joke…itne dino baad vapas aak k accha laga…..
ßaba ji pranam kese hai aap….?
Joke me ek mistake hai….pati ne jab pucha k kitne bar chudvaya hai….tab patni ne kaha "EK BAAT BHI NAHI" yaha BAAT ke place pe BAAR hoga………
N sab kitne kamine hai mere dost…kisi ne muje ek baar b nahi yaad kiya……
bhonsdi ke tu hai kon hum tujhe nahi jaante
Abe CID tum etane dino se kaha #### marwa raha thha ????????
Hum logo ne suna thha ki tera laptop tere chacha le liye to tum ne new laptop lene ke liye koi naya dandha shuru kar diya thha ?
Jay bhai laptop gaya to socha k Baba ji ki shave kar k hi kuch pese kama lu….par tuje to pata hai k hamare baba kese hai….ek futi kodi na diya…..upar se dekh ab pehchanne se b mana kar rahe hai….huhuhuhu :(
What a joke ADMIN… Nice one… Aaj kal ke zamane ke hisaab se shayad aisa meter hona hi chahiye . In ladkiyon ka koi bharosa nahi.
Khan bhai Trust krna sekho
agr pehle h gali de di hoti to itna sunna na padta ..heheh gud joke
oye baba ji nvg on fb bahot badiya ,..
hehehe idea kesa hai dear……
aur chinta na karo jaldi hi kuch esa karunga jis se tum apni facebook wali ID use karke comment kar sakte ho… fir hehe panchi ko hum pakad lenge
Great idea to bahot achha h ye wala v aur vo wala bhi aur hehe panchhi kisi k hatho me ni ayegi….
yaar ese na bol tu meri jaanu panchi hai…. tere bina sachi mera dil nahi lagta.. pls meri baho mein aa ja… Burraaaaaaaaa Vakiye hi Wine achhi thhi.
Actually vo wine nhi gadhe ka susu tha jise tm wine samjh kr pi gye the vo kya h na muje sirf soft drinks h pasand h wine sine nhi pr party di to mana to ni kr skte na so tmhe bura na lge isilye gadhe ka susu pila diya hehe sorry aur ab mote ki trha dakar marna band kr
oh shit yaar tune batane mein late kar diya.. usko dekh ke to matrix ke muh se pani a raha thha vo to mene fir usko de diya.. aur apne ghar se laayi bottle se mene apni wine peee.. haye mera dost matrix tabhi pichle comment mein vo bola ki badbu aa rahi hai kahi se ;) hehe
Mien to party mien gaya hi nahi. Ye kya bol rahe hai baba ji?? Aur jhoot mat boliye wo gadhe ka moot to ap hi pee gaye the. Us susu mien jyada sugar hoga, kyunki raj ne jyada mithai khai thi us din. Isiliye kahin panchii aap ko dante na isiliye ap jhoot bol rahe hai. Apko sugar ki bimaari hai na. Doctor ne bhi apko jis chiz mien sugar jyada ho wo khane se mana kiya hai. Hum sab yani kapil, jai sabne apko apke ghar mien raj ka moot pine se roka, par apne nahi mane aur sara ka sara susu pee gaye. Dekh panchii ab tu hi kuch samjha inhe.
hehehe abe zahar ki pudiya matrix tune ye cmt mari kisi aur ko hai aur dard mujhe kyon ho raha hai be? hehe sabse pehle tu decide karle ki moot kiska tha mera ya gadhe ka mere absence ka bahut najayaz fayda utha raha hai tu
Ab mien kya karu yaar raj tu mujhse baat hi nahi kar raha tha isiliye aisa kaha. Sorry :P
@Anjali – tumne mujhe maaf nhi kiya naa?
@abe matrix sorry worry bola to gand tod dunga sale dost hokar dost ko sry bolta hai, mujhe tere cmt se kabhi problem nahi hua hai, ha pehle hota tha bt ab me jaan gaya hu tu v mere type bindaas hai aur me bahut busy hu, shayad hi aage koi v cmt de paunga…. fir v umeed nhi chodhna chahiye esliye mujhe jab v time milega me definitely cmt dunga !
@Admin bhai – real life me tere jaisa dost ki kami hai
@Rashii G – Aapko yaad to roj karta hu bt cmt properly cmt nhi de paraha hu next time jab v mouka milega jarur aapka naam rahega
@ Panchhi – muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
@Jay – tu to is site ki jaan hai hehe pehle matrix hua karta tha
kyu be mere jaisi ki kami kyu koi aur nahi milt tujhe gaand maarne wala.. ya tujhe he hehe mere bamboo ka sawad padd gaya hai
Admin mai tumse kabhi v ye nhi kehta ki ye joke kiska h kaha se aaya bt yaar kbhi to apne bhaiyo k liye v socha kr
@ Pancchi jaan aap hmesha safaltao ki sidiyo ko chadti jao Or 1 din aasman ki unchaiyo tk pahucho
Thank u banjara aur jb me safalta ki sidhiya chadke asman me pahuchungi tb tmhari rina ko jarur btaungi k tm use kiiitnaaaaa miss krte ho aur kitna usse pyar krte ho…
Congrates panchhy.. On your great success.
Panchhy g mere bare me b god se bat kr lena.
Oye yar ap sb to aese badhaiyd de rhe ho jese me university top kr gai :(me to apni class me v first ni ayi ….vese thanks
Shivendra ji apke liye kya magu roti,kapda ya ladki ?
Roti kapra iske liye, aur ladki mere liye ;)
Roti kapda to god ne de diya hai. Us liye god ko thanx. Ldki b mil jayegi. Aapne meri fariyad suni us liye apko v thanx.
hehehehehehe….
nice
o hy anjali kaisi ho yaar konsi dunia me rahti ho
Anjali so sorry dear, bt me sorry esliye nhi bol raha hu ki me galat tha balki esliye bol raha hu ki tumhe bura laga, jab tumhe meri baat buri lagi to sach mujhe bahut bura laga bt mera maksad tumhe hurt karne ka nhi tha really sorry
he panchhi jaan mujhe tumhari next party ka intjaar rahega or tumne sahi kha agar roj cmt deta to ye din dekhne ko nahi milte kyonki aajkal mere din achchhe chal rahe hain shayad ye meri tango ka hi kmaal ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha haa ha ah aha
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oye rashiji kaisi ho yaar sab kushal mangal to hai aajkal tum kuchh kam hi bolti ho
Oyee hahahah heheh aesa mat bol yaar tere achhe din chal rhe h aesa to shadi k bad ladkiya bolti h hehehheh
Panchhy g aapko kaise pata ki shadi k bad ldkiya kya bolti hai? Aapki to shadi b nhi hai abhi tk?
shadi nahi hui to kiya exp. to ha…………
Mr. Jodhpuri ji isme experience ki koi jarurt ni h agr ap movies aur hindi seriels dekhoge to aesa bahot bar sunne ko milega mene v ye dialoug movie me suna tha naki muje exp. h …
Dhansu joke hai yaar!;-)
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kispe lagana hai counter.. agar site php mein hai to just use any.. there are many free available on internet
aur tu apna function b bana sakta hai.. aur unique visitors ke liye cookies use kar
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abe oye fon uthata kyu nahi be tu
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Aur jab bro tumne phone kiya tha us samay main antaghaphil(so gaya)tha.. he he he..
bete lagta hai tu Hawaldar Bahadur padta thha chote hote heheheheh
hahahaha.. Aisa koi meter hota hai kya?
Raj tere liye ek POEM:
Zindgi Mien Kabhi Haar Na Mano
Apni Life Mien Itna Aagey Barho,
Itna Aagy Barho..
Ke Aagey Wala tang aa kar Kahe..
“Le Gand Mien Ghus Ja Bh*sri Ke”
he..he..
He he he.matrix jii..gand m kaise ghus sakte h koi..:p
Ye to us admi se poochna parega :P
Doll g lgta hai aapne hollywood movie HENCOCK nhi dekhi.
Matrix ur Poem hahahahahahahahahaha mast hai bhai
Doll – he he he Kabhi moka do kasam se ye sawal kabhi nhi puchogi sirf itna puchte rahogi ki koi kaise kisi k gaand me ghusa sakta hai
me v kuch arz karna chahta hu ….huuuu dekho mana mat karna pls pls ek to arz karne do
choot me gaya lund to chut geela hai
aasman dekha to wo v neela hai
aur jab mene mari teri gaand to
tu kehta hai mera lund dheela hai
tab mujhe pta chala hehe sala tera character dheela hai…….. wah raj wah me to shayar ban gaya yaar hahahahahahhahahaha
He he he..nice joke..maja aa gaya
Shivendra jrur dekhni padegi fir to movie..
Raj- ap chahe jitna bhe jor laga lo..par meri gaand m nahi ghus paoge…:p
hehehe doll me ghusane ki baat kar raha hu ghusne ka nhi :P aur M 100% sure teri gaand marne me mujhe bahut maja aayega kyonki suru se mujhe tight gaand bahut pasand hai…..hmmmm ab tum soch rahi hogi ye sab mujhe kaise pta hehe kyonki ladko ka gaand marne ka experience hai mujhe oh sry me galti se ladki ki jagah ladka likh diya :D
Sale Pathan aur Gay
hmmmmmmmmmmm ye kaisa Challenge ????
Raj bro. Doll k Gand me ghushna bahut hi jaruri hai.
Mai aapko idea deta hun Doll ki gand me ghusane ka.
No 1:- sabse pahle Condon company ko order dijiye Sar ka condom banane ke liye, Agar wo nahi mil pata hai ya time lagega to plastic polibag ko Sar par Badhkar v kaam chala sakte hai.
No 2:- Sar ko Mundan karwa ke uspar khoob Oil aur Creem laga lijiye. kyuki sar chikana rahega to aapko kam Joor lagana padega.
Aur no 3:- Doll ke gand ki acchi tarah se dhulayi waha par karwayen jaha par Motar Gaddiyo ki washing hoti hai Water Presser pipe se…..hehehe
Ek se badkar ek chuddakad pade h yaha to…
Jay nd raj kyu na tum dono ek dusre ki gaand maar lo..wo kya h na muje gaand marnwane ka shok nai h…he he he
jo marwane ka shonk hai vo hi bata de..
Admin – tu baat mat kar mere se sale dost hokar dost ka baat ka bura manta hai, nhi karna hai mujhe tere se koi baat waat aur itna sunle ye raj pagal hi sahi bt me apne dosto k liye hi pagal bana hu
Doll – waise v gaand koi shok se nhi marwata use to jabardasti marna padta hai, tum sirf itna bata do tum fresher ho ya pehle ka experience hai gaand marwane me, teri safety k liye puch raha hu jaisa gaand waisa dhakka ,,,,,,,, ab tum kya sochne lagi yaar ki ye raj kitna rahamdil hai hey hello itna v emotional hone ki jarurat nhi hai hehehe ab ye sab bolkar mujhe sharminda naa karna yaar
bhonsdi ke mene tujhe kaha kya be….. kham kha teri gand koi aur mare sunata tu mujhe hai… mene kaha bhi kuch tujhe :(
Doll g hume b kisi aisi gairi ki g**d marne ka shokh nhi hai. Vo to aap hi pahle puch rhi thi ki g**d me koi kaise ghus skta hai. Bs hum to uska namuna dikha rhe the aapko. Kahi aap ladke to……
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