Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai
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Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Madam Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi
Madam: “Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai”
Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Haste Hue Bola: “Mam, Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Class Ke 40 Students Ki Na Jane Kitni Baar Amma Ban Chuki Hoti“
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एक बहुत ही सुंदर मैडम क्लास में बच्चो को समझा रही थी
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पप्पू ने ये सुना और हस्ते हुए बोला: "मेम, अगर ऐसा होता तो आप क्लास के 40 स्टुडेंट्स की ना जाने कितनी बार अम्मा बन चुकी होती"
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hahahaha..gud joke..
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Nawab=I Want to Fuck u.
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Girl=Tamiz Se Bat Kro.
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Nwb=Allah Tala K Fazalo Karam Se Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda, Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se Be-Intehan C**dna Chahta h..
Good joke deepak
will u say dis 2 me
Good joke
hehehehehhehehhehehehe mast
Do dost pani mein swimimg kr rhe the.
itne me ek dost gehre pani me chla gya aur doobne lga.
jaan bachane k liye usne hath pair chalane shuru kiye,,,achanak uske hath mein dost ka ”aa” gya jise pakd k wo baher aa gya..
Dost:- Dekha saale…aakhir dost hi kaam aaya na,,
agar tu apni girlfriend k sath hota to yaheen doob gya hota,…
Moral- Friend chahe jitne bhi kamine ho kaam wohi aate hain. :P
jise samaj aaya cmnt karo baki pogo pe superman dekho
it’s r8t.
Dost hi dost ke kam ate hai.
Mr.bacler apko dubte time koi dost is style me bachaya hai ya nhi..:P:P
aap beeti ko joke q bna rhe ho bro. Chalo is bahane hm hanse to sahi.
Tumhe kisne bachaya tha
hmmmm
Tum the ja khushbu hawaoo me thi,
tum the ja rang sari dishao me thi,
tum the ja roshni raho me thi,
tum the ja geet gunje fizao me the,
tum the mile jab mili thi manzil ,
tum mile to mila koi jadu bhara sama ,
pal 2 pal ruka khaboo ka karwa aur phir chal diye tum kaha hum kaha ,
2 pal ruki thi meri meri ruthi dastan aur phir chal diye tum kaha hum kaha .
hmmmmmmm
gud joke
gd evng frndz
hw r u all…??
Del bro ajkal busy ho kya..???
nahi yaar
true joke h dosto
mai ne bhi khoob dua mangi thi
per bhuhuhuhu hehehe ek ladki bhi nahi pati aaj tak
ladki na patne k kai reasons hain..aur patne aur patane ka matlab kya hai….??
bus ek baat samajh lo..ladkia ladko ko apni manpasand tops skirts jeans kurti sandles ki tarah hi select krti hain lekin iske alawa family reasons,security reasons,aur bahut se reasons hain har individual girl k liye…agar samajh sakte ho to samjh lo kyunki bataunga to tumhare ilake ki har ladki ka mmujhe interview lena padega Devender!!!
prity ji
i m from chandigarh……..
piyush tum facebook pe timeline use karte ho? agar haa to…
Home pe top corner pe ek option aata hai View As ka….
usme tum kisi ka bhi naam type karke usko tumhara fb page kaisa dikhta hai..ye dekh sakte ho… shart laga lo..use ye to dikhega ki tumne ye page like kiya hai(agar wo tumhari profile me kuchh jayada hi ghusa..jo ki asamnhav hai..aaj ki time me)..lekin ye bilkul nai dikhega ki us page se kya post hua hai untill some one from that page not tagged you….
agar nahi hai timeline to bhi…same… chek karo…fir batao…
agar home pe na mile to profile pe check kar lena…
admin meri email does not exist h ……i have deleted it few days ago…….
tabi to bola i jo bhi email ID use kar raha hai us se mail kar… and bhonsdi ke esa nahi ho sakta ki tu koi bhi email ID use na kar raha ho
kar raha hun par wo sarkari id h…..company ki apni….
HMMMM
ldkiyon ko hmmmmmm krne ki beemari hoti hai . Cmnts nhi krna aata to hmmmmmmm hi sahi.
Jinda hun ma’ hawaaon ne kaha,
par maine kaha’ Mar chuka hun Ma,
fijaaoon ne fir kaha’
jinda ha tu,
Maine fir kaha’
Mar chuka hu Ma, yaheen na ho to Qabar khod kar dekh lo”
fijaaoon ne kaha “vo koi aur ha”
Maine kaha ye Meri badnaseebi ha.
v nice joke bechari medam
bhai aesi madam muze mil jaye to kya kahne.
admin bro, is link ka tab kyo nhi ban pa rha hai…
@Jay,..gussa to mujhe bhi aata hai..chahe koi bhi ho..i dont care..but aise cheejo ko ignore krna padta hi hai..jo behad muskil kaam hai….hume uss person ko yaa to realise krana chahiye uss galti ka..ya paagal hai to paagal khane pahuncha do ya nhi sudhrne ki thani hai to block kr do apni life se..forgive n forget thats 8!!
gd n9t frndz*.*.
Sweat dreamzz tc.*.*.
Ye Gn Ka Tim H Ap Kaha Se Jo Abi Hi Rat Ho Gyi Ap Krte Kya Ho Rat Me Study Comptition Ki Prepatn Kya Krte Ho Evng Tim Me Hi Apki Nit Ho Jati Nit Me Study Krte Ho Hm Regular Atlist 15days Se Notice Kr Re H Apki Evng Tim Nit Ho Jati H Asa Kyu???
Sory Mene Kuch Jada Hi Text De Die Dhyan Nai Ra Type Krte Tim Again Sory N Don,T Mind But Apni Education Jarur Btayega Or Tim Shortage Ka Reason B Then Ok
navya agar aaj ke bad tune capitals letters mein likha to utha ke bahar fenkunga tere ko
Admin bhai bahar kyu..? phenkoge navya ko mere paas fekna main handl kr lunga..!
Nd Navya admin ko bde cheejo se bahot problem hoti hai jb se usni meri l* dekhi hai tb se….!
So dear tum chahti ho ki hum sb regularly jokes padhe aur maje le to phr tum comments small letrs me kiya karo..!
Nd admin tu ab fikar naa kar abb bade bade cheej tujhe nahi daraya karenge..!
Hehehehe….! :P
Adminji Kyu Capital Leter Me Kya Khrabi H Ok Block Kr Dijye Adminji No Problem But I Want Solid Reason
Or Ha Adminji Mene Konsa Gunah Kia Capital Leter Likh Ye B Btaiyega
Or Me Kya Kru Keyborad Me Caps Key Work Nai Kr Ri To
Me Itna Nai Sun Skti Kisiki Bat Wo B Bina Kisi Glti K Never
nahi sun sakti to to jab tak vo thik nahi karti idhar comment na kar.
mera dimag in cheezu se hadd se jyada kharab hota hai. main nahi dekh sakta capital letter
Mere pyare bhai Admin is baar meri navya ko maaf kr do. Ab wo aesa kabhi nhi karegi. Hai na navya jaanu……..
Jay bro pichle joke me aapne jo dhiraj ka reply diya us se ma puri tarah understand hu. Bcos pipal wale ne jis tarah aapse baat karne ka dhang(style) apnaya ha aapne usi style me usko jawab diya ha to Isme gussa hone wali baat kaha se a gayi?
Aur haan ma dhiraj se bhi kuch kahna chahunga.
Dhiraj bro jo insaan gali dene wale ko gaali se jawab dene ki samartha nai rakhta use log kamjor samajkar na-jayz fayda uthate hain
Mere class mein bhi aise madam hoti thi
Boy:I Love u
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Girl:Phurrr
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Boy:I Wil Die 4 U
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Girl:Phurrr
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Boy:I Can’t Liv without U
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Girl:Phurrr
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Boy:I Want u to Give a Diamond Ring
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Girl:Really?
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Boy:phurrrr
greedy girl
Teri ek hasi pe ye dil qurbaan kar jaoo,
Aitraaz na ho agar to tera dil chura le jaoo,
Na behne du kabhi in aakho se aansu,Tu kahe to tere saare sitam sah jaoo,
Hasta hua rakhu tere labo ko hamesha,Chumkar jinhe woh pyaari muskaan de jaoo,
Seene se laga ke rakhu tumhe,mann to karta hai tujhme sama jau.
Sunta hi rahu tumhari dhadkano ko,aur apne dil ki har baat kah jau,
gum ko kabhi kareeb na aane du,aur tumhe zindage ki khushiya tamaam de jaoo.
wah mere dost